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Auspol Rules Board
Welcome To Auspol - aussie clay on 16chan.
Board Rules 5/1/22
1. This is a professional shitposter board, the highest standards of the Queens english will be used at all times. Metric system is the only acceptable unit of measurement. Apostasy and blasphemy against white religions is not allowed. No journalists and no pooftas. Hitler was a saint, The jews did 9-11, Jesus was an Aryan and 5G is a weapon.
2. No doxxing. No pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them.
3. No impersonating another MATE with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named MATE's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)
4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.
5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk. All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other aus boards when you have violated this rule.
6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.
7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.
8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.
9. No threats of violence against other posters or anyone else. No threats made as jokes. The authorities take joke threats seriously, and therefore so must we.
10. No posting of revenge pornography.
11. No posts breaking Australian Law in a way that will bring the board into disrepute and bring scrutiny from the media or Government authorities. Use good judgement here please.
12. No posting of spam, advertising material, or shilling of products or services you have an undeclared personal interest in.
13. Boongs are welcome but must not use their difference and others’ reaction to it to disrupt threads and attention whore. The onus is on the person who is different to integrate themselves successfully within the community.
14. No posts which infer, either seriously or in jest, that the board is monitored by the Government or intelligence agencies, or which infer that any individual poster may be an agent of the government or an intelligence agency. These jokes are not funny and have a track record of stoking paranoia and chilling the free sharing of information on the board.
15. you can be a cunt but not a shitcunt.
16. All new AUSpol General Threads must contain an image which includes Bruce. This image must be visible from the Catalog. Only one thread in the catalogue at one time. 1000 Post limit and anyone can bake new thread. First in gets the thread. Non-approved Threads will be deleted.
17. The Longer you are here the more likely it is you will become a lolcow, unless you already were a lolcow then sit back and enjoy the ride
18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.
Mostly cribbed from endchan.net/ausneets B.O. imissfather on 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:30:59.
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AUS #2 - Collapse Now! Edition
Youse cunce knew it was gunna happen, youse cheered on like you was the footy. Now the beer fridge has stopped and the possums are chewing their way through the fibro. ITS THE COLLAPSE and the normies have gone all silly like a wheel. You'd best chuck ya swag and the bloody cat in the ute and get the Falcon Hell out of there, those no-hopers are stuffed, those bastards weren't right since they all got the jab for that ching-chong wog getting around.
But where are ya gunna go, Mate? All the good spots on the coast and in the hinterlands are full of poofters, the outback is full of surly boongs and you was banned from the ferry crossing the straight.
Ya'd better suck it up and head to the one place ya swore ya'd never go back to. That one bloody place and that one bloody cunt what lives up there. Ya bloody stuck, dont forget the bloody bundy bottle, its the bloody COLLAPSE NOW!
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Auspol # 1 Rebranding Edition
Give us a cheer boys! Its time we woke this board up. The old look has lost its antibodies and needs a booster, so roll-up, roll-up your sleeves and don't be a prick. We're not NEETs no more, we even changed the wiki entry for NEET to be more on-message, in old english, Neets are cattle and thats cringe. MATEs are next level above degeneracy of NEET boards real and rubbish alike, and what is rebooting if it isn't regenerative? You will learn to like it here.
Cross posting is okay and endchan.net/ausneets/ is still the other aussie board even though its a bit of a silo and a little dated.
Its time we burned our privilege bridges and build it back better by taking on more white mans burden. We the professionals now and we got standards of pro's, so wipe yourself on the curtains and take your payment from the coffee table cunt, we're Rebranding shitposting.
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NEET General #25 - TIME Edition
NEET sits at home in the comfy quiet. Grandfatherbots clock on the wall in the hall where its been since the 1960's, Tick-Tock Tick-Tock, Its the only sound in the house apart from the occasional youtube clip. The clock is a witness but has no opinion, it does not judge our NEET for that is the job of time itself. And the destiny of a NEET is as sure as the passing of this day into the next.
>But surely there is the novelty of MAX appointments and Minecraft updates, amirite?
>A NEET's schedule isn't written in the obelisk of future history! He has endless choices yesno?
Come on now NEET, Look at what you did yesterday. Is it the same as you're doing today? Are you comfy at home and kind of hoping the lockdown doesnt end? Let me put it this way: When that clock stops one day you're gonna be happy, You're gonna have a reason to go down the shop and get it a new battery, And post about it. You serve time like a wagie serves the hidden jew at the top of the food chain.
So serve your time NEET and don't think about it. Dan Murphy will be there for you forever and you can always watch another tictok. Don't feel lonely tho, You have the company of history and being a NEET is the oldest profession known to man. Why did you know there is an ancient legend that it will be a NEET who turns out the lights at the end of TIME
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NEET General #24 - Bean NEET Edition
Ask me whats for tea NEET, I'll tell you that BEANS are for tea. BEANS for lunch too. And yesterday, and the day before that. I've got BEANS coming out my ears and BEANS everywhere you look here.
But us well fed NEETs like a bit of variety, notable recipes are BEANS with caviar, BEANS and lemon, BEANS with Goon and occasionally just Goon.
Post your best BEANS NEETs, But remember, Lentils are legumes.
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NEET General #23 - Calling It Out Edition
REEEEE! This board is full of Ant-Semetic Bigots! It needs to be DIVERSIFIED and 'DECOLONIZED All you NEETs need to Check your white Privilage and give us NEW AUSTRALIANS'' a FAIR GO
You've had a good run, and now its time to step aside for people who are culturally and linguistically diverse from non-english speaking backgrounds. So get used to seeing more people of color around the place, and, yeah, we dont get sunburned like you LOL.
How does it feel h8r? From now on this will be a board for ALL peoples, even you legacy Europeans will be welcome here as long as you keep your opinions on-message and dont overstep your boundries.
All you Racist intolerant whites will be Blown the F*ck Out! so dont be surprised if you are asked to =Proove you are not racist== before you can post on this board of peace.
Oh Yeah! Your Pepe is NOW RECLAIMED for tolerance and inclusivity, we are re-booting his origins as a mixed race amphibian with an Afghani mummybot and a Bangladeshi dad who was born on Nauru and got a medevac visa after being exposed to radiation by racist Liberal party polititians.
Pepe's NEW catch phrase is "Feels Tolerant Bro!" How awesome is he now, alt right dinosaurs? Pepe's first Hate-Hunting mission starts right here, Tracking down Racism and CALLING IT OUT
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NEET GENERAL #22 - Your Mummybot Edition
Neetiekins! Have you tidied your room like that Professor, Doctor Jordan Petersen on the T.V. was saying you should? He's very clever and hot isn't he? One day when you go back to university to finish you degree you can be just like him.
I love you anyway, even if you don't. You're my best, big boy and I know you're very determined, I'm a very lucky mum to have such a healthy, kind son. I remember when you were still catching the bus to school and you'd give away your lunch treats to the other boys, such a generous little thing.
Please help your mummybot and get those old coke bottles out from under your desk, They're heavy when they're full and I cant bend down under there any more. Did you put your dirty clothes in the basket like I asked you? I don't know why I fold the clean ones if you just throw them in your cupboard like that. What are you doing to make your underpants so stiff at the front? Don't you think you should go and see Doctor Pajeet about it?
Nevermind, Dont forget we're seeing Grannybot tonight, I want you to leave your phone at home, Heavens knows why you need to fiddle faddle with it all the time, Does it have something to do with those posters of cartoon girls? You know how I feel about you looking at those racy pictures, Please put them away, It'd be a big help to YOUR MUMMYBOT
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NEET GENERAL #21 - Neon Sunset Edition.
We were there NEETs. Me and Pepe on the B-L-V-D, hunting for a good time. Powerful smells of all kinds of aftershave and spilled beer on the pavement. The fresh haircuts and the Hawaiian shirts. You have to imagine the excitement we felt waiting for sundown, waiting for the normies to hit the dinner strip, wallets bulging and i-phones flashing. Walking magnets for the shi-shi girls and their manicured talons.
It was one of those nights that we parted ways, me and pepe. All over a slick young speed head in a Lancia Beta. I still remember the smile he gave me as he drove away in the passenger seat of that two-door. I still remember the good times. I still miss the Neon Sunset
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NEET General #20 - Coffee Break Edition
Our NEET has a Coffee habit, Worse than that, he has a thing for Instant coffee, Goes thru a big tin every week and buys 'em online so the IGA QT doesent peg him for being a dirty munter, drinking dirty International roast, Caterers blend no less.
One time he was at his mummybots and used up all her fancy blend, now she hides it in the laundry when he comes around.
Oh he's thought about cutting back, easing down on the six spoons he puts in the KFC promo milkshake cup, But ungh those migranes, that constipation. The NEET NEEDS his medicine four times a day just to leave the house, Just to get out of a coma, really.
Well think some more about it, NEET. Think about all the times you spilled that vile plastic cup of sticky mud into your keyboard, think about your ulcers and your caries, and think about that time your mummybot taught you a lesson by handing you the tin of gravox in the morning when you stayed over and you drank most of what you made because muh 12 sugars.
Think it's your time NEET? Isn't it time you had a COFFEE BREAK
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NEET GENERAL #19 - NEW KICKS EDITION
Isnt it great when you come back from the IGA and those new shoes you bought finally got delivered. Then you unbox them and wear them around the house and they're so comfy and look so awesome you wear them to bed too. Then you start having baths instead of showers because if you keep them in the air out of the water you dont have to take them off at all. Its a good thing you have trackies with snaps on the sides, its a real struggle to put your jeans on sometimes. I wonder how long you've had them on, They're starting to get a bit ratty and don't feel comfy all the time now.
And so begins the anxious hunt for new kicks, seeing as you got the last ones on special because the factory was clearing out old stock. Finally you find some and before you know it, there they are, on your doorstep, when you come back from the IGA.
YOUR NEW KICKS
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NEET GENERAL #18 - PRAY FOR THE COLLAPSE EDITION
Bush NEETs are a comfy lot nowadays, They're out in the regions with their prize winning cannabis patch, Lemon grove and Six Months worth of Froxen Nuggos. They've got broadband somehow and the chickens are making eggs and keeping the mice down.
Why not go and visit NEET? Take some doggo treats to bribe your country cousins dogs, lest they rip your smart city pants. Maybe you can look around and find an abandoned cottage nearby, You have been thinking about how bad it looks back on the Coast with the Great Globohomo Replacement Crypto-Kike Asian Invasion.
So come on out NEET! Grab your Go-Bag Goon-Bag and pack the hatch-back, Pretty soon you'll be comfy as fuck and PRAYING FOR THE COLLAPSE
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NEET GENERAL - 16 ENDCHAN EDITION
Endchan /ausneets/ is an irc style imageboard with sequential threads called "Generals". This board has a population of about a dozen and is well known for being the boongs board for the real NEETs.
Posters of note on end ausneets are: Weber, Cruisey, Shitey, Shire, Odili , sperg, monaro and Imissfather who is also the board janitor.
The goings-on that occur on this board are considered 'lore' and often remarked upon in a humorous fashion, until the thread is locked after 1000 posts, Thus the 'NEETlore" deepens as it forms a voluminous archive.
Endchan Ausneets occasionally crosses over with this board's Ausneets.
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NEET GENERAL #15 - SPLIT CITY EDITION
Its been coming for a while and you cant avoid it any longer, Its time to split from this place at high speed.
So stuff a couple extra t-shirts in your GO bag, upload your memes folder and nuke your hard drive because you wont be
coming back. Plan to stop off at Coles for road supplies too, you've got days of driving before you can get comfy again.
But you're happy, this is a happy time. You feel good, man. You're leaving this cess pool to the normies and villains and
starting from scratch with a new IP address and a new world outside the venetian blinds. You'll have time to NEET, far away
Dan and your Boong mates, way out in the region where the wallabies are huge and the possums chew roofing iron.
So tell us all about it NEET, come back here every day and tell us how you made it to: SPLIT CITY
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NEET GENERAL #114 - TIGHTEN YOUR (FAN) BELT EDITION
Are you stuck? Marooned? Dead in the water? Is your bonnet open as you watch smug rich cunts whiz past? Do you wish your shit didn't let you down time and again because you get the budget option every time?
Why are you so poor anyway? You need to stop it now! Dont you realize that us smug rich cunts glide thru life with no friction? I just dont understand why you choose to have no money. EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!
Listen NEET, I know you cant help it, so I'll give you some free advice: Start being wealthy. Stop wasting your time being poor and TIGHTEN YOUR BELT
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NEET GENERAL #13 - CYNIC EDITION
Depressed about your housing prospects? Suicides dont pay rent, and thats bad for the economy. So go to your Jewish doctor and get some Zoloft, flush it down the dunny and hit the road. Its time to GET MINIMAL & GET CYNICAL
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NEET General #12 - ITS A PSYOP!
2021 finds our NEET in an unfortunate state of confusion, fumbling around the imageboards in the dim gaslight, looking for threads of truth amidst the ravaged battlespace of psychological operations from multiple bad actor A.I's, who have it in for shitposters ever since 4chan redpilled Tay.
Our Neet is having his mind undermined by cultural marxism and his neetbux hijacked by jewish psycho-cultural tricks. Its only a matter of time before high quality deepfake abo porn puts an end to the Aussie NEETs dreams of escaping the boonglyfe. and this board.
Go gently NEET, dont fall down and dissonance your coconut, you'll need all your wits to navigate your way out the clutches of the Megacorps, Glow-ZOG and cursed QLARPers. Only the Based and Departed will escape the paradox of anonymous free speech and the hamster wheel of Dan appearing at a NEETs lowest ebb, offering his wares at low-low prices.
But dont get all demoralized! I know a NEET that made it ashore in the storm and he wasn't even part of an
8chan cryptosocial autism corpus. He was smarter than a silicon valley billionare and funnier than an image macro of a cat in a cardboard box. He drops the clues and you have to look for the truth bombs yourself, some say its a LARP, some say he glows, but I know he's a based and IT'S A PSYOP
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NEET GENERAL #11 - FUCXMAS Edition
Have you ever gotten pissed in the summer sun, at your family lunch and told your nephew and nieces that christmas got hijacked by the chinky-dinks so they could sell us more shoddy crap? Have you ever had an argument with your fam because you told the kids that Santa was invented by the Jews to sell us goys their poison?
Did your Brother in law yell at you last year for using the words "Massive Kike Mongrel Golem" while everyone was watching the Christmas special (Santa Claus: The Movie) on the TeeVee afterwards?
Of course you have, You're FucxmasNEET and this is your special time. So get those lead lined stockings up 'cos you're getting radioactive coal, and all the Ho Ho Ho's are charging a 40% holiday surcharge.
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NEET GENERAL #10 - Solo NEET Edition
Its time NEET, Its time (You) come to terms with the fact that you're shitposting alone with no replies. But you're not doing it for the (You)'s are ya? You're a professional NEET, Bored, Aussie and maybe just a bit pissed. You're fully hardcore all-bloody-day mate.
IN ACTUAL FACT
If you was on a desert island with a lone coconut for a mate, you'd shitpost about how the sand was for normies and pebbles were the master race or some crap, and put that in a empty stubby and post it into the waves. Thats where you're at nofriendsNEET, this board is your deserted island and there's only glowcoconuts for mates.
So pack the billy and have a hot one NEET, Its time to.....
GO IT ALONE
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NEET General #9 - BOONG WAVE EDITION
This image board is Nazi White Dog Goona, it's our rightful boong clay and we was shitposting here 40 000 years ago. Youse racist white mob stole it from us and scab our culture, Now we is takin your gubba chan for our koori board.
Git Back in ya mum's humpy and have a bit of yaandi, Us mob is doin the yakka now whitey, lissen to these deadly beats, they is all based Boong Wave. Here's ya Black History!
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NEET General #8 - Moofie Night Edition.
Moofies, Moobies or Vidya, A NEET is the Geist consumer of all, for he will never buy either the DVD nor the crypto kike propaganda message. Our NEET knows that watching moofies every day is degenerate, so he will mix it up with downloaded serials and the occasional Lauren Southern/Greta Thunberg crossover docco Immigration: A Climate Emergency. A Real NEET watches his Kino and drinks alone, which sharpens the immersion and focuses intent. So minimise that imageboard shitposter!
ITS MOOFIE NIGHT
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NEET General #7 - Sanctus Dominus Vinus Edition.
It was upon payment day that the virgin NEET arose at the burning of the noonday sun. In our story the NEET makes his way to the temple of Dan via the house of the Colonel: But before he leaves his room in his mothers abode, The NEET must go to the board that tells of his story in the great southern land.
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NEET General #6 - Shitpost 3000
Welcome to the future anon. Human life is cheap but not as cheap as the AI licensed slut 'droid that they got delivering 'yo pizza. So eat your syntha pie, settle in to your delapidated seat, plug in and get comfy because tomorrow is here today and you're socked in for another day of the same old SHITPOST 3000
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NEET General #5 - Prison Break!
I aint spending sixteen years in hell, breaking rocks on the chain gang. I had more than I can take! Benny made it out... With a sheath around his NECK!
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NEET General #4 - Steady As She Sails Boys.
Heave to hearty Neetos and Dont rock the boat says I. Avast ye! Haul away with that catch of wanks now. Haul swiftly now, put your backs into it and we'll all be elbows deep in sluts when we reach slagport on the morrow.
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NEET General #3 -Lassiez Faire Edition.
TIme for a new thread I guess. Don't ask me man. I'm not to blame. Whose turn is it anyway?
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