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NEET General #20 - Coffee Break Edition NEET 06/10/2021 (Thu) 00:02:48 No. 15656
Our NEET has a Coffee habit, Worse than that, he has a thing for Instant coffee, Goes thru a big tin every week and buys 'em online so the IGA QT doesent peg him for being a dirty munter, drinking dirty International roast, Caterers blend no less. Shameful. One time he was at his mummybots and used up all her fancy blend, now she hides it in the laundry when he comes around. Oh he's thought about cutting back, easing down on the six spoons he puts in the KFC promo milkshake cup, But ungh those migranes, that constipation. The NEET NEEDS his medicine four times a day just to leave the house, Just to get out of a coma, really. Well think some more about it, NEET. Think about all the times you spilled that vile plastic cup of sticky mud into your keyboard, think about your ulcers and your caries, and think about that time your mummybot taught you a lesson by handing you the tin of gravox in the morning when you stayed over and you drank most of what you made because muh 12 sugars. Think it's your time NEET? Isn't it time you had a COFFEE BREAK
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>>16610 20% off wine
>>16611 Is that because wine is for poofters?
>>16612 white wine is for women and poofs.
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>>16612 Why are you so apprehensive? It is 2021. lad. We should recognize the LGBT community with 20%-off wines. I truly hope you have un-learned your bigotry. If you are afraid with Covid, just order alcohol online with code POOFT.
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>>16615 They can take his iron bar better than the Tennant Creek boongs.
>>16616 Hot!
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'nother day that started struggling to get out of bed. I just can't fit enough into my day but I saved time by not lighting the fire. Was heartened to see the flock of wrens jumping about as usual and I found a Rosella feather, blue and shiny. 1)Did the mandatory competency tests for teh wage online. 2)pushups and lemon + bit of a blow on the bugle 3)got my package from an actual white postie, bit of a soy boy by the looks of him 4)threw up a lamp post for the sewing machine but still need to wire it in. 5)went for a half hour run and scout around. 6)chipped away at the online curse I started. 7)tried to boot up the NAS but it says I have a usb device overvoltage. Not having any supper but I might watch some more of that series. Good Night, White.
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Goodnight NEETs >>16618 Goodnight NEET
>>16619 Thanks for the brutal night of being haunted by that pasty goblinoid ghoul, neet. No doubt I'll dream of her ice cold skin and squid-like eyes. Hopefully Dan's poison will grant me the mercy of a long coma.
Good Morning NEETs. Windy and raining today which will be very welcome.
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My Teabag burst
>>16624 Life is pain and disappoint.
>>16625 Just found out that the safety interlock on the washing machine lid is fucked. Now i can put my body appendage into the drum when its spinning my clothes. >the thrill of the risk
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>>16626 Dont Do it neet!
>>16626 It's all to do with timing. It's fine as long as you do it right.
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>>16626 >the thrill of the risk Do it
Good morning neets. I need to start going to bed earlier.
>>16630 Keep going to bed later and later, eventually it'll sort itself out.
>>16631 Hmmmmmmm.
>>16632 I didn't know Hmm'ers were on this board.
>>16633 Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What Tarrant should've done is become a tranny, wait a year or so and then do the shooting. He should've framed it as a pro-tranny thing. Driving a wedge between leftists and muslims would've been way more productive.
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>>16636 B.T's reputation IS his message.
>>16637 I only remember him as wanting to fuck dolphins.
>>16638 Elaborate.
>>16639 He used to post on 8.
>>16640 We all used to post on 8
>>16640 What does that have to do with dolphin fucking? I remember there were jokes on /k/ about sucking off dolphins but I don't see what you are getting at. >>16641 Cancerous cunts on endchan would advertise the endchan /ausneets/ on 4chan.
>>16635 Delightful.
The Deacon sent me another bible lesson. I wish the brochure wasnt so diverse
>>16644 Gotta do what you gotta do to get those community reputation points.
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Been in bed the past 24 hours, drinking and being depressed. Did not bother going to job agency appointment today nor calling them.
I really don't wanna live anymore
>>16648 Acquire some goals get on the DSP!
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>>16648 I've never dealt with these guys before but I think it might be worth calling them: https://www.lifeline.org.au/ 13 11 14 If you'd rather chat here I am happy to do that.
>>16642 >Cancerous cunts *Nuro
I think my short term goal will be to move up to Darwin within the next 12 months. Ideally by the start of term 1 next year.
>>16647 They will be sad + disappointed. Bring them flowers next time to make up for it.
>>16647 I want your nibbles.
It's Wok Wednesday. I used to be enthusiastic about cooking. Nowadays my 'cooking' consists of packet chips and instant noodles.
>>16655 Maybe get a nice steak and make a nice creamy garlic sauce or something for Friday.
>>16650 Oof. Sad story.
Doesn't look like the rains going to hit. Might go and hose some wallaby turds.
>>16656 I plan on getting a nice pub lunch when this wog fucks off for good