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05/01/22 /auspol/ and /ausneets/ have rebranded to /aus/
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NEET GENERAL #21 - Neon Sunset Edition. NEET 06/23/2021 (Wed) 07:29:24 No. 16661
We were there NEETs. Me and Pepe on the B-L-V-D, hunting for a good time. Powerful smells of all kinds of aftershave and spilled beer on the pavement. The fresh haircuts and the Hawaiian shirts. You have to imagine the excitement we felt waiting for sundown, waiting for the normies to hit the dinner strip, wallets bulging and i-phones flashing. Walking magnets for the shi-shi girls and their manicured talons. It was one of those nights that we parted ways, me and pepe. All over a slick young speed head in a Lancia Beta. I still remember the smile he gave me as he drove away in the passenger seat of that two-door. I still remember the good times. I still miss the Neon Sunset
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 03:01:31 No. 17566
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NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 03:37:10 No. 17567
>>17565 Take some metamucil
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 03:40:00 No. 17568
>>17565 Take some methamucil
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 03:46:13 No. 17569
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Having a successful shopping mission in Poztown. Stopped at the old pacing and dogs track for lunch. The bix box stores have bisected the race ground and the entire precinct is given over to plush caravan boomers and toejam homeless. Dont let those nice busses fool you, they were bought for a song by their troglodyte owners and they dont have anywere else to go but here. Got a new 'Hedgehog' for the falcon which i will have to fit when i get back home. Had a good sleep in and got up after dawn. The kookaburras were really noisy today.
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 03:47:36 No. 17570
>>17560 You dont relocate aussie spiders, they're basically housemates.
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 04:29:17 No. 17571
I'm going to have a shower and go to Officeworks.
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 04:39:22 No. 17572
>>17569 >When the butter looks more like slices of cheddar cheese you know it must be cold Thanks for the pics, much appreciated. I've been using that nutritional yeast recently. It really does taste like cheese.
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 05:12:24 No. 17573
Why do I have to threaten suicide to get help?
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 05:21:53 No. 17574
>>17572 Is it worth it in terms of nutrition?
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 05:24:15 No. 17575
>>17573 Help with what?
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 05:37:47 No. 17576
I'm off in search of some Cooper's sparkling ale
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 05:46:10 No. 17577
>>17576 A noble quest.
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 06:37:06 No. 17578
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Coops acquired. Regret not getting a jar of salsa tbqh.
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 06:46:24 No. 17579
>>17578 Nice haul.
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 06:48:12 No. 17580
>>17569 Thanks for the pics neet.
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 06:56:05 No. 17581
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>>17572 >tfw bulk buying Bragg Nutritional Yeast flakes online
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 06:57:40 No. 17582
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>>17576 Low, low prices for all NEETs with frequent shopper accounts.
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 06:59:39 No. 17583
>>17574 Probably not as good at taking B vitamins everyday. But Bragg's is packed with white racial goodness, Its the superfood of the master race.
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 07:01:20 No. 17584
>>17575 Tell them you got traumatized by racist bullies.
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 07:07:33 No. 17585
>>17581 I paid like $14 for one bottle at a 'health food' store. A buck or two more than Coles but I couldn't be fucked going there.
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 07:13:28 No. 17586
Time to do the dishes and make some lentil stew.
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 07:14:43 No. 17587
>>17585 The shit in the hippy shop comes from chyna for half the price.
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 07:24:27 No. 17588
I went to the reserve to get off the road for a bit, It looks over the local jail. I was watching the activity with my binoculars, It looks pretty comfy for the staff
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 07:31:58 No. 17589
>>17588 'Some' of us neets would probably do a lot better in an institution.
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 07:33:04 No. 17590
>>17586 I need to get on the NDIS and have a support worker come to my place to feed me.
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 07:41:53 No. 17591
>>17590 They can pass meals in thru a flap on your door
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 07:56:48 No. 17592
>>17591 I'll meal your flap.
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 08:24:47 No. 17593
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>>17575 >>17591 How to get on it?
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 08:30:21 No. 17594
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>>17566 Sad that such a noble savage voice has been silenced Neet. How will Fußball ever recover?
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 08:34:39 No. 17595
>>17593 Are you going to make a fort with them?
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 08:36:27 No. 17596
>>17563 That's the spirit NEET.
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 08:36:29 No. 17597
>>17593 Well emptied neet
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 08:45:43 No. 17598
>>17594 Not certain about that quote. was AH being schadenfreude?
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 08:46:26 No. 17599
I'm watching a horror film. Currently quite spooked.
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 08:58:34 No. 17600
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I'm saying less and less to people I profile as gronks, I dont want to be rude but if one of them penetrates my zone of surly fuk off then I'm prepared to tell them "Please stay back, You may be infected!" That might trigger normies with bad wiring so I will pack a Kanga cricket bat in the back of the falc. Flat side for whites and the edge for niggers. Wage tomorrow, supposedly a bit of rainy rain which means the temperature will stay up a bit. Good Night, White.
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 09:13:30 No. 17601
>>17600 What about that side? I've never belted someone with a cricket bat but I reckon I'd use the side if I really wanted to put them down.
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 09:15:33 No. 17602
>>17601 >about that side *about the side
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 09:32:18 No. 17603
>>17598 Seems unlikely Uncle Adolf was a kindly soul. My guess is it's related to the growing popularity of the NSDAP being hidden from the Bourgeiose during it's early growth, or something similar.
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 09:34:27 No. 17604
>>17600 Night neet.
NEET 07/13/2021 (Tue) 12:11:50 No. 17605
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>>17600 >>17604 Goodnight NEETs
NEET 07/14/2021 (Wed) 01:50:43 No. 17606
need a new thread soon
NEET 07/14/2021 (Wed) 03:05:12 No. 17607
need a new liver soon
NEET 07/14/2021 (Wed) 03:44:26 No. 17608
>>17607 Make sure you rotate through some beer and not just drink goon. The extra vitamins and lower ABV will help your liver to recover. I also recommend rotating in some spirits to help with weight loss. Remember to wank as well, cardio is good for the heart.
NEET 07/14/2021 (Wed) 04:55:23 No. 17609
>>26304 Hello Nuro.
NEET 07/14/2021 (Wed) 05:31:46 No. 17610
I've got something stuck in my teeth but I can't quite get it with the floss.
NEET 07/14/2021 (Wed) 05:39:05 No. 17611
I'm tempted to have a fourth coffee but I suspect that is unwise.
NEET 07/14/2021 (Wed) 06:12:51 No. 17612
>>17611 Your body needs it
NEET 07/14/2021 (Wed) 06:16:39 No. 17613
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>>17612 You should have a little something extra in your next coffee, I have a large selection at low low prices.
NEET 07/14/2021 (Wed) 06:21:21 No. 17614
>>17610 Take a tooth out.
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