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NEET GENERAL #22 - Your Mummybot Edition NEET 07/14/2021 (Wed) 06:44:52 No. 17616
Neetiekins! Have you tidied your room like that Professor, Doctor Jordan Petersen on the T.V. was saying you should? He's very clever and hot isn't he? One day when you go back to university to finish you degree you can be just like him. >sigh I love you anyway, even if you don't. You're my best, big boy and I know you're very determined, I'm a very lucky mum to have such a healthy, kind son. I remember when you were still catching the bus to school and you'd give away your lunch treats to the other boys, such a generous little thing. >sigh Please help your mummybot and get those old coke bottles out from under your desk, They're heavy when they're full and I cant bend down under there any more. Did you put your dirty clothes in the basket like I asked you? I don't know why I fold the clean ones if you just throw them in your cupboard like that. What are you doing to make your underpants so stiff at the front? Don't you think you should go and see Doctor Pajeet about it? >sigh Nevermind, Dont forget we're seeing Grannybot tonight, I want you to leave your phone at home, Heavens knows why you need to fiddle faddle with it all the time, Does it have something to do with those posters of cartoon girls? You know how I feel about you looking at those racy pictures, Please put them away, It'd be a big help to YOUR MUMMYBOT
Why wont she stop embarrasing me?
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Ungh. Wage was super AIDS. The pajeet noob fucked up and everyone missed their lunch and the Poojeta in my vicinty had such a nose burning odor I got a headache. Then the Karens started turning the Poz up to 11. Missing the smoky fresh air and single mens freedom of Silver City. At least no one asked me any humiliating personal questions like do i have kids and am I getting them CoVax'd.
>>26310 I got it out with my tongue.
>>17619 I hate boomers asking me if I have kids, I have a lie ready now if its some rando. >do I have kids Yes >Boy/Girl? one of each >how old? Tibidiah is 12 and Eliza is 8 at that point they predictably turn the conversation to their own sprogs. If you drill down you find out that their grandkids are half slits or milos or their daughter is a whore on the gold coast.
>>17618 She does it deliberately.
>>17616 I love my mummybot but her cat is a stupid potato.
>>17621 >Tibidiah Good Lord. >milos What?
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Gonna see this on friday. Prolly gonna be a bit Gay tho.
>>17624 >milo bit of white in the brown > tibidah He was the Drummer in Waco.
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>>17625 Thinking about watching this again
Watching the wagies in their coffins packing out the dark roads.
>>17627 We should all watch Buck Breaking together.
Tempted to get started on the G&Ts.
>>17630 First G&T poured.
>>17631 First G&T drunk. Shouldn't have gone cheap on the tonic. The Coles homebrand stuff is awful.
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>>17632 Nice. I just bought another 6er of Coop's sparkling ale and a few other goodies. Sucks that IGA had no discounted sandwiches or chicken nibbles.
The last game of the 'State of Origin' is tonight. I can already hear the bogan screams and booze bottles breaking.
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How do I get more Neetbux?
Even Hitler hates England now! What's the world coming to I wonder?
I got cut off a few months ago because my mummybot refused to submit any of her tax information in order to spite me moving out. I am now 22 and hence independent of her in cenno's eyes but my cenno hasn't automatically restarted. I think I am going to have to reapply or something.
>>17635 Sell your arse to boongs
>>17633 Those little bottles of grog aren't very economical m8.
>>17625 I will probably see that Black Widow now the school holidays are over.
>>17627 Any good? What war is it based on? I'm keen to watch some Vietnam-era shit.
Do any of you guys study whilst tipsy?
>>17633 nice haul m8 >no discounted sandwiches or chicken nibbles. if you have the chicken nibbles too often you will get sick of them.
>>17641 >I'm keen to watch some Vietnam-era shit. Then this long-form beer commercial should be right up your alley Neet. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VPxNlNtqwuI
>>17646 Lel. So sue me, I copypasta'd it. Will this do instead? # torsocks -i youtube-dl -i --write-description --write-auto-sub --sub-lang="en" https://youtube.com/watch?v=VPxNlNtqwuI
>>17629 Its too long and hard
>>17637 My mummybot didnt want to admit that the family was dysfunctional enough for me to claim youth homeless. The alternative was me going back under her roof so she relented. No way was i letting her run my life any longer.
>>17633 you need grated cheese to put in your noodle bucket.
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If I survive tomorrows wage then I 'll be at 100% and out. All I have to do then is load the tray and drive to Silver City along the back roads. I'm going to do my moofie and pixxa night tomorrow so I'm not rushing my time with mummybot. This mission has been my proof of concept for the whole white flight hack. I've almost pulled it off NEETs, Good Night, White.
>>17643 That probably wont work IMHO
>>17650 Nah, that's too much effort. A tablespoon of nutritional yeast will do.
>>17651 Nice work NEET. You're trailblazing frontiers.
>>17651 Glad it's worked out for you m8
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Had this container of chicken bones sitting out for the past couple weeks. Bones are all moldy. I'd like to salvage the container though. Just hope hot water and antibacterial dish soap will be enough to get it reusable (for storing food). Fark my life is a hot mess...
>>17651 I wish you a safe and successful trip to Silver City.
>>17656 Clean it very thoroughly, let it sit out in the direct hot sunlight for a couple days, then wash it again. It'll be fine NEET.
>>17653 Your mummybot provides my nutritional yeast.
>>17656 Get some diluted bleach in there neet. A cheap and effective disinfectant.
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Goodnight NEETs
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>>17661 Goodnight noot.
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Good morning neets. A bit dehydrated this morning.
>>17666 Good morning. You should have a can of Monster Ultra Energy.
>>17636 What a wanker he is.
Morning NEETs, having a cup of Joe and half an orange. >>17668 Kek, true. He'd have a good look going though if he added a little mustache and some fashy clothing.
So does anyone here watch Computing Forever's channel?
>>17670 I watch your mummybot get undressed.
Fuck I'm bored.
>>17672 Hi Bored
>>17666 Morning, me too. Took half an antidepressant earlier. I had a couple at the start of last week but then gave them up.
>>26372 why do you keep posting this sheila?
>>17675 i saw that image somewhere else long before 16chan existed and i am wondering what it's about too.
>>17676 >and i am wondering what it's about too. Ask the glowniggers trying to manipulate the threads, Neet. One of them said she looked it up and it's a 15yo. Obviously they know who she is/where she is/how many boongs a week she fucks. We need to take advantage of the big data the glowies can provide for us here. Could be useful in the future.
>>17676 Reverse image search suggests it is Alexa Nisenson, who is some TV person. Was 15 in 2006 apparently.
>>17678 >Was 15 in 2006 apparently. no, that was birth year so 15
>>17677 oh, well good thing i never looked into it lmao. i swear that image is old as fuck though (not saying it isn't of a 15-year-old). maybe i have brain damage and it's not, but i swear i have seen that circulating for a few years at least.
>>17677 >glowniggers *Nuro
>>17681 He is just a run of the mill paedophile. Why do you think his family has mostly shunned him?
I'd rate the IGA tater salad a mild 2.5/10. The taters were too undercooked for my liking, and the egg whites a lil' too rubbery - It was hard to tell the difference between them and the potato - plus no green onion.
I'm hungry and out of food. It is raining so I don't want to talk to the shops.
>>17684 What do you usually say to them?
>>17685 I can always have an open and honest conversation with Dan. The rest are pretty rude though.
Well, I'm off to the shops.
>>17687 Grab me a pack of jerky please.
>>17688 I wish we had the variety of jerky like in America. It's probably cheaper too.
Woke up at 8 but the sound of the comfy rain put me back to sleep
>>17690 I had that horrible experience of wanting to go back to sleep but not being able to do so. I've had my breakfast. I'm going to wash my face, brush my teeth, and then play some Skyrim.
Waiting in a digital queue.
>>17692 Talking to Stephanie.
She is currently fixing the problem. I need to do a poo but I don't want to leave because I am worried she will respond whilst I am away. I wish I had a laptop.
All done. Stephanie managed to fix the problem. I'm off to do that poo now.
>>17691 >play some Skyrim There are far worse things you could do with your day. Enjoy!
Not sure what to have for lunch.
I just rewatched Drive (2011). I had forgotten how much I loved that film.
>>17697 Had a slice of bread and tub of deli pasta salad. 2/10 meal.
>>17698 Have you seen Baby Driver (2017)? I thought it was very good. Saw it at the Big TV place.
>>17699 Sounds depressing.
>>17700 No, I downloaded it last night though. I will probably watch it soon. Cheers mate.
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Bought a few things
>>17701 I will do better tomorrow
>>17703 nice haul, I like the primo double smoked ham myself
>>17703 Stop buying the little bottles m8. They're a bloody ripoff.
>>17705 They were on special. It's nowhere near as good as freshly-sliced ham from the deli but the sealed packs have a longer shelf life. >>17706 I know but I'm trying to cut back on all booze, and if I bought a 700ml I'd drink too much of it and be completely munted the next day/s.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalie_Dormer She is very attractive in an unusual sort of way. Weird phenotype.
Off to the the gym noots. Heil Hitler.
>>17708 had to look her up, dont remember her in captain America or the Fades, but she did look good in game of thrones
>>17708 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD3GhHKIQBc She did a moofie in Japan about japs that off themselves at this specific mountain place. It was OK. She reminds me of the chick from Better Call Saul.
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Goodnight NEETs
>>17712 G'nite NEET.
mummy can't stop embarrassing me
Your mummybot is a slut.
Good morning noots.
>>17716 Good morning. Cold. In bed. Heavily blanketed.
>>17717 Put some nice socks on.
Sloppy turds this morning.
Might go for a drive soon. To the beach.
Decided against the beach trip. Anxiety still too high. It's like I have a mild to moderate case of agoraphobia going on atm.
>>17721 Have some grog and a wank.
>>17722 Already doing one of those things. For the past hour. And it certainly ain't wanking. Couldn't last more than 5 minutes doing the latter. Edging is for faggots.
Out of that little bottle of Beam. Considering getting another.
>>17724 Don't do it mate. You'll regret it later on.
Write a list of all the reasons you are trying to cut back on your grog.
>>17724 Might as well get a big bottle neet.
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I done went and did it.
>>17728 Nice haul, didn't know that they sold battered fish., you're lucky to get such a good selection.
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Mummybot got me this for the drive back to SIlver City. Was pretty good for a cold black coffee. Good buzz, felt like tossing the can out the window when I finished the last drop.
>>17731 How sweet was it?
>>17732 Just black coffee. Good mouth feel and afterbitter.
I'll drop (You) and toss you out the window.
Those Cherry Tomatoes are OOh La La!
>>17731 Nice Lawn. Ute looks good on it. Whats with the one bare finger?
>>17731 Lefty trigger finger, Nigger.
>>17736 You cant see the wallaby shit on the lawn, Its grazed to nothing. They terrorixe the touros by committing suicide under their wheels. Old mates literally brought one home in the air scoop of his plastic piece of shitbox eurogarbage. sometimes they swerve and wreck on the mountain roads. Scratch one for the Environment
>>17731 You need new gloves That Suntori shit costs $4 a can at the majors. Sold only in the cold section. Though it's a shelf-stable product. The supermarket jews put it there to make you think it's more 'valuable'. Like it's a 'fresh' product like milk... Nice looking ute btw, the hard top cover is a good addition. It adds value to the car.
>>17740 They dont make Falcons anymore, Ford's New ute line are shit.
>>17740 The can is steel which is different. Its good survival item because of the steel can. U can use it for trail markers or duno.
>>17742 >good survival item An Ice Break bong is a good survival item too
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>>17743 Had to look that up. Now I am on Jewgle's naughty list.
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>>17745 Trips on our Sacred hill.
Temped to have a coffee.
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Time to get on the gin.
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Goodnight NEETs
>>17751 Night Neet.
Good Morning NEETs. I wish I had some bananas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DK9RUl1BV4 Won a Palm D'or Whatever that is
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>>17641 >Vietnam era Any one seen this?
Got a loaf of rye on the go. I Kneed the dough
Morning NEETs, i had a nice bacon and egg roll for breakfast, good start to the morning.
>>17757 sounds like a cholesterol festival
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>>17759 The seppos have access to all kinds of awesome gas masks at disposal prices.
Female roommate keeps filling the sink up with water and dishes but then not doing them. She will leave them sitting there for some 6-8 hours and then crack the shits when I drain the sink.
>>17761 I want to make breakfast but I need to wash a pan from yesterday's breakfast and I can't do that because female roommate is hogging the sink for no good reason.
Fresh bread for lunch.
>>17761 you should marry her and then she would have to do your dishes.
>>17761 that's why you need rules when living with others 1. if you start the dishes fucking finish them it will take you 10 minutes
>>17762 You go hungry because your housemate is a cunt.
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Lunch break on the unpack and refit day.
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>>17759 People like this make it hard to illicit any pity. Sometimes I think Anglin is right about the whole lot of them.
>>17767 Another box of lemons? You will have to step up your lemon game to get through them all.
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BIG Sunday sleep-in Lightly taxed
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>>17772 Good Morning then.
Lemons for breakfast, lunch and tea. I have lemons coming out of my ears.
Lemons coming out of my urethra.
>>17773 A fabric cutter.
>>17773 Ay it is. Might get some fish & chips for 'breakfast'.
>>17774 All that acid can't be good for your teefs
>>17777 make sure the fish and chips jew doesnt sell you vietnamese catfish when you pay for flathead
Agey the agent is sending outsiders to inspect my smoke alarms. Bemused and annoyed.
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Dutch liquorice, Aniseed Drop, Rheubarb and Custard, Wine Gums, and Pear Drops.
>>17781 Where did you get them?
>>17782 Poztown has a good sweet shop. All White, lollies of the master race.
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>>17781 Nice selection, haven't had a wine gum in ages.
>>17784 Where'e the "Crab Stick"
>>17784 Looks like a nice feed.
The Young QT was at the bottle-o. She bent over at the register after serving me and I was treated to a nice view of her crack. She was wearing tight blue denim jeans.
The Young QT was at the bottle-o. She bent over at the register after serving me and I was treated to a nice view of her crack. She was wearing tight blue denim jeans.
Just knocked off work at the bottle-o , some neet-looking weird cunt with greasy hair kept looking at me.
>>17790 You should have slapped him
>>17789 You should have slipped a $2 coin down her crack
>>17780 Hide the big hardware Neet. Keep a shorty tucked in your belt under your shirt just in case, but otherwise stow everything in the garden cache.
>>17790 Check the Levi's when you get home dear. I think they need some maintenance.
>>17793 Kek they are worried about me having a clandestine drug lab. I'm prepped for a AFP raid with the encrypted PC and the liquid ammonia booby trap.
I was at my local bottle-o to get a drink for tonight and the piss merchant wagie must have been in a bad mood because he kept looking at me like I was a homeless boong. I'm going to Dans next time where his cellarmen are much more helpful and I can stock up at Low-low prices.
>>17790 >>17796 Nice try Dan. Caught you out posting as one of your customers, you shifty Irish jew.
>>17795 >encrypted PC They'd take you to a secluded location and torture you to get the password.
>>17792 She's not Time Crisis
>>17798 so you give up the outer volume of a double encrypted drive.
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>>17744 This is what I meant
I want to try oysters kilpatrick. And caviar. IGA sells the latter in a little jar for about $7. It's called 'lumpfish' caviar and there's two types, one is red and the other black. I've got no idea what the difference is.
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I stopped in the country store, on the way home, to buy the local paper. They had a folding card table with a sign- in sheet and a grimy bottle of handrub. I did the deed and vicariously shook hands with the town. The falcon handled well thru the driving rain showers and I got home just before dark. Standout scenery was the stands of hawthorn along some of the old sheep farming properties. Unpacking and washing day today. I will repack everything before I move on to other tasks. Good Night, White.
>>17803 Night m8
>>17803 Good night Falcon
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Goodnight NEETs >>17803 Goodnight NEET
>>17806 Night NEET.
Good Morning NEETs. Time to get up. Time to get into it.
>>17731 Nice looking ute.
I am John Smith, I am from Anywhere.
>>17811 Pretty good tune and there's no racemixing in the clip. Based
>>17811 Sounds like an electric frog.
>>17812 He's of west/central african stock and the woman is on east/north eastern.
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>>17814 >advanced learning in racial identification.
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My C.V. makes me look like a lazy normie wagescum. It doesnt reflect how Based I am.
Thinking about lunch. I should make some pixxas.
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>>17808 >Time to get into it The booze?
>>17818 I'll be eating cold leftover fish and chips
Time to do some cooking I guess. Neet-lentil-bolognese.
>>17823 Cheese it!
>>17823 I would try that. Having it with pasta?
>>17825 Nah, just straight. I'm not into any of that keto shit as I consider it retarded to cut carbs too much as you will lack energy. With that being said, I do try to avoid foods that are basically just straight carbs. I get enough carbs for my needs through lentils and oats.
Are any of you knowledgable on tablet computers?
3rd beer
>>17829 Damn neet, you sure showed him.
>>17829 thots ruin lives
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>>17827 This would be good for lots of stuff. if you want more then get a lappy.
>>17731 >BOss.jpg I see what you did there, you cheeky cunt.
>>17816 tbh, all blanket terms are cheap and easy. Like calling people white or asian. I do not identify with slav scum or mediteranian muds.
>>17819 I'd eat it.
If you could get a PC for $3k, what would you get? I don't really play vidya.
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Off to bed. Will probably wake around midnight and smash some more booze to get through the night.
>used to work part time at Liquorland, quit around September last year >have a disease, applied for the pension and was successful >just did my tax, thought I would get fuckall back >tfw actually getting 4k from all the tax I was having to pay when I worked
>>17838 Have a good sleep m8
>>17839 Good stuff m8
>>17836 What do you intend to use it for?
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>>17811 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk6BP8QL-2w I thought it'd be cringe. y'know a jew doing a black tune. But he's kinda owning it. I'd say it'd pass
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>>17839 Quite a windfall, keep as much of it in your pocket as you can young NEET. Keep it there by taking advantage of my Low-low prices.
>>17844 Good on ya Dan, always thinking of us poor neets.
>>17842 Surfing the web.
>>17846 3k is massively excessive in that case. Really cheap hardware will be more than enough for what you want. There is no need to spend more than $500 tops. Look into getting some parts from the local council/school whatever that are throwing out some old computers. Do you just need the tower or do you also need a monitor, speakers, keyboard etc?
Off to the gym in a minute boys. I hope my motivation picks up a bit soon as I have been dragging myself there recently and not enjoying it at all.
>>17839 You could spend that on a entire hobby. Eventually you will hit that point where you have a lot of excess capacity and decide to do something cool with it like home surveilance or crypto.
>>17849 Or grog.
We should pool some money together and start a boong porn studio.
>>17847 I've just had laptops.. well since like win95. I use them like PCs though, as in not portable.
>>17850 iktf
Ungh my win 10 home network is down again. This is intolerable. I need my NAS to be going.
>>17854 The boong porn isn't going any where neet.
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My mate wigged out and was raging out at home wearing "full Nazi getup" according to his missus. To be fair, he was into the swassie before I started sending him reich memes. Now I am thinking of the lads who get angry and alienated, and pick up the angry nazi tag. Not like us lads dont have legitimate greivances, and are alienated because we love our heritiage and soil, and seeing it being sold off to aliens and have it flooded with the surplus human tide, upsets us. The white race was zog free for only a brief time and only in one place, this appeals to us. The true and useful are few and far between. We are the last of the Aryans, we belong in Hyperborea. Good Night, White.
Did my gym session. I didn't squat because the bays were full so I deadlifted instead. Still benched as originally planned. Tonight was my last session for some time due to the gyms shutting down in SA for some time. I hope they resolve it soon.
>>17856 Goodnight m8.
>>17856 Night Noot. >>17857 > I hope they resolve it soon. This will never end. It's the old carrot-and-stick, and ask yourself this: when did you ever know of a govt. to willingly give up power it had stolen lad?
>>17854 >win 10 Vile. >>17855 Bill Gates is probably wanking to it right now. He doesn't even need to pretend to be attracted to his wh*te wife anymore.
>>17859 >willingly give up power Yeah, but surely fucking over the businesses like this is costing the government in lost tax revenue? I would've thought the government would have businesses and stuff all be open but keep enforcing the power related things that don't cost money like the masks and the phone check-in thing.
>>17861 One important interim goal is to literally destroy the middle class Neet. They don't GAF about 'lost tax revenue' compared to the benefits of wiping out the threat of a White, Christian race. Middle-class millionaires are peanuts to these people, they only view them as the goyim, cattle to be exploited. Same goes for you NEET.
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Fuck, new COVID restrictions in Radelaide.
Good Morning NEETs. Rain on the tin had me in a delta REM hole that was tough to get out of.
>>17857 you should be setting up home exercises.
>>17856 >soil Fuck the krauts.
>>17865 (You) need them
>>17860 its actually win 10 AME which works okay except for the lan network thing.
>>17861 The ZOG knows they can print money indefinitely and dont need your tax dollars.
>>17871 Ask them to lower my tax rate then. I payed 17k last fin year.
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>>17872 My taxes are Low-low, You just need the right kind of accountant, I can recommend a firm if you like.
Fresh bread going in the maker.
>>17874 What type today?
>>17875 half and half white and rye with carraway and olive oil.
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>>17876 Don't be miscegenating your food, NEET.
>>17877 Where's his boong wife at? She busy with the neighbor?
>>17878 Rite here luv. Just gettin ya a feed of witchetty grubs.
I found the tablet I was after for sale for $130. I planned to buy it tomorrow but now the price has gone to $200. Fuck me.
>>17880 wait around and snipe one when the price fluctuates back down get a pinephone. run arch linux on it
>>17881 Nearly all their stuff is out of stock.
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This was a good moofie.
>>17882 pinephones? maybe its the chip crunch that pol is always going on about.
>>17884 They have one of the phones in stock. The laptops and tablets are out of stock and they say there is a global electronics shortage. Their stuff would be about perfect otherwise.
>>17885 worth the wait for something you will sit on for years.
>>17888 >Beta Edition PinePhones are aimed solely at early adopters. More specifically, only intend for these units to find their way into the hands of users with extensive Linux experience. >extensive linux experience. fugg
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>>17879 I haxxord the lovely's goyphone and found a pic of her true lover. Likely to spawn a bright Utopian future together if the Marxists can only come into full totalitarian control of the world.
Smartphones are a trap.
>>17890 White men are unfashionable.
Industrialisation is a trap. of the anti-Christ
Going to make some pancakes for breakky.
>>17893 Ted did nothing wrong.
>>17891 I agree, but then again I don't give enough of of a fuck about muh privacy
>>17896 How about your dignity? Your short time on this earth?
>>17897 The time I'm alive doesn't matter and what companies do with my data is whatever, I only keep Facebook to talk to my mates, haven't posted anything for years, idgaf
>>17898 >mates dafuq you post here for?
>>17899 Why not? A NEET can have friends, dude.
>>17900 i suppose you can have a job too?
>>17892 Therefore civilization and Aryan ideals are too, I suppose? Certainly a mud-colored world won't achieve much apart from being cattle for the globalist kikes to feed upon.
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>>17900 I'm your friend between business hours, as long as you dont shoplift.
>>17903 Do you still have that iron bar handy?
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>>17866 Sup. Might take a shower. I'm a few days overdue.
>>17894 With blueberries?
Cold as fuck. want fire lit. no wood. chop wood ++ not cold anymore. FML
>>17906 Resist the soap.
Time for lemon.
100 grams of manuka honey ham down the hatch
>>17911 meringue pie?
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>>17913 NO! Straight lemon juice and filtered water.
>>26623 Piss bottle has a cap. Lemons make you pee.
>>17914 Well setup neet
>>17916 It needs a little work, I could put a 5 stage reverse osmosis filter on it for under a hundo.
>>17914 Post the design here NEET? All NEETs need clean water too.
Time for another piss.
>>17918 The tap water is clean, just has lead in it. There was no design. Its just cludged together with a plumbers pressure testing pump and a triple stage filter.
>>17920 Well thanks for explaining the parts to it anyway, NEET. Obviously there was a design, even if it was only in your head. Clean water is going to be hard for NEETs to find once the Marxist's plans for us all go into full effect. Probably sooner than later too, I'd reckon.
>>17910 The soap was welcomed by the armpits and accommodated by the cock and balls. Even the arse got in on some sudsy action. >tfw clean
>>17922 Soap robs your body of its natural oils. It is the Jew of the personal care items.
>>17923 Ironic that they made Jews into soap actually they didnt in the holohoax.
Lemon Time.
Tempted to have a wank.
Tea time.
>>26640 Both.
>>17900 This is some fucking UwU shit.
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>>17932 banned the spammer.
Little lem lem.
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>>17909 If a NEET could chop wood, would a NEET chop would if he could?
>>17933 You're a fucking UwU shit.
>>17936 wood*
>>17935 That's a lotta lem lem
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I am considering a run to Cellarbrations but I think it is too much work. I wish Dan delivered goon.
Went to get KFC using an app-only deal. It was packed and I was stuck at the entrance, literally blocking people from leaving. Cars were backed-up behind and there was now one attempting to leave. So after a bit of panicking I turned out and fucked off back home, cancelling the placed (and paid for) order. Bought a carton of Cooper's sparkling ale on the drive back.
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>>17941 Unfortunately I am hindered by harsh and unjust laws that impose high insurance tariffs for any delivery cellarmen. This all happened after some surplus aliens from lands afar, carelessly got killed working for some slop delivery service. Blame mass immigration and Low-low standards for these imported peons. Besides goon delivery to uncommitted alcoholics is unviable. You all need to up your game.
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>>17940 Looks delish >>17935 You ever tried one of these gadgets? I find them easier than having to push down and twist your hand with a traditional hand juicer.
>>17942 Spounds like it was a nightmare
>>17944 That is a ricey gadget. My lemon press is made by the white glass artisans.
>>17943 I can probably get on the cheap bottled wine if I give up food.
>>17947 Pro alcos have a mostly liquid diet, Milk becomes a mainstay
>>17943 >unviable You should get them on a goon delivery service. One bag a day until your liver gives out.
>>17948 Why is that? Does the alcohol fuck up their microflora?
>>17950 The milk help the GE - GI ulcers caused by lack nutrition, like vitamin C.
Endchan running like shit lately.
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>>17945 It really was. I might try again tomorrow, at a time when the stores are not typically busy. It was my fault for going at 6pm, your typical 'dinner time' and being BTFO by wagies that just got off work and can't be fucked cooking for their own family.
Going for a run and then a shower.
>>17953 I think this dinner is not really a christian tradition., yesno?
>>17955 Apparently it is in Japan
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Having a very agreeable evening with the fire on and a handful of lollies while I do computer stuff. Not inclined to say much more. Good Night, White.
>>17940 10/10 Looks very good
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Illegal thread in the catalogue.
>>17957 Good night.. No fire here. I'll be sleeping with a pair of socks, long pants and hoodie.
Good Morning NEETs Its cold and wet and the deacon will call today.
Thinking about having a coffee.
>>17963 put some cinnamon in it
>>17963 kill urself crossposter go stay on endchan faggot
>>17961 Morning neet, yeah cold here as well (2.3° outside and 8.8 inside)
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Watching this moofie again. Its pretty good. I like the space suits, they look boss.
>>17966 Barnaby land gets the coldest winters of all of AU
The Deacon will call tomorrow in the afternoon.
>>17969 gotta get those community reputation updoots
>>17970 I'd rather talk to one of the more intelligent J.W's than the dumbasses and non-whites. They all have to spread the word and proselytes like me get mogged unless i'm already in a program with a boss like the deacon.
>>17971 >J.W >intelligent lol i'd rather talk to a muslim
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>>17973 mudslimes literally interpret the bible more accurately than jehovah fagnesses
>>17961 Morning. Cold and windy. Job agency appointment soon. Don't wanna leave the house.
>>17973 Islam will save the West. If you think about it, Tarrant gunned down a mosque full of traditionalists who hate homos, trannies, alcohol and feminists, and literally blamed Mossad afterwards for the attack. Makes me think. Tarrant would have done better gunning down White liberals and faggots
>>17975 >no mutual obligations >>17976 the west and the east is gone only Jesus will save you mudfaggot
>>17977 >Only Jesus will save you mudfaggot Yes, Jesus will come back. Muslims know this.
>>17978 Jesus is God accept The Holy Trinity or go to hell mudslime
>>17976 >not just going straight for (((the heart of the problem))) shiggy.
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>>17976 Those mussies also hated the west and that mosque was a hive of potential terrorists. B.T. diffused many bombs that day.
>>17981 Weren't there at least two members there with priors on the terrorism lists? I doubt Tarrant was even aware either. Then again, it's probably >98% incidence in the average Islamist gathering point in the Western, White, Christian lands so it's a reasonably good bet if he was actually going for that aspect.
>>17982 I cant remember if he mentioned it in 'The great Replacement', The Fernnigger ZOG found guns at the mosque after the action. Lots of details like that got suppressed by the media. I think his real target was the minds of the sleeping saxons.
>>17983 >I think his real target was the minds of the sleeping saxons. Probably. His sacrifice certainly made a big splash, one way or other. I suppose time will tell if it was the outcome he desired.
>>17962 What an outrageous dog-and-pony show. When will you return O LORD, and overturn these evildoer's works?
>>17984 one day B.T. will be released and elected to office, just as Mandela was.
unsubscribed from dan's mailing list
>>17981 >Those mussies also hated the west Hello based department?
I miss him already
>>17989 not falling for it fucker
Smook the smoke alarm spook came and stole my old alarms and the batteries and put two new ones in. I think I made him nervous because he left asap.
I'm out of food and there is a lockdown here. I'm not sure what to do.
>>17992 you're allowed to get food bro
>>17993 Yeah, I'm worried about going out though and doing something wrong.
>>17993 Cover your face, Get tooled up and go shopping.
>>17995 just bee yourself ;)
Lemons restore energy, postponing fatigue.
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Picked up a few things from Coles. Today I found out that pumpkin seeds are labeled 'pepitas' for some dumb reason. I've roasted my own seeds from fresh pumpkin and they weren't green.
pringles are disgusting
Getting hungrier. I've got an egg I found. I might eat it. I might also pester female roommate for a mask and go shopping.
>>17999 Check that seed mix. It mightn't be from aus.
>>17999 >(((Iceberg)))
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>>18001 >pester female roommate for a mask
>>18002 Packed in Australia from (((imported))) ingredients
>>18005 The new packaging laws have that loophole. I just leave any (((imported))) stuff on the shelf, or throw it back at whoever mummybot gives it to me.
>>18006 Be nice to mummybot.
Fuck it. I'm chucking it in, having a lemon and gonna go hose wallaby turds.
>>18005 Doesn't list where they were imported from
Female roommate doesn't have one. Time to die.
Or maybe time to make one.
>>18010 ask the supermarket for one
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My case manager is trying to get me onto a 'higher level' with Cenno. Probably as their company will get more funding. If I got diagnosed with all this shit then I'd be applying for DSP. The 'major depression' is already on Cenno's system btw.
>sign up to plenty of fish dating site >message a few chicks >all the good looking ones don't even read them >has an option to pay money for your messages to be at the top of the list Bunch of jews.
>>18014 Every hot bitch is inundated with messages of dude daily.
>>17999 >pepitas I think that's what Lebs or Greeks call them.
>>18012 Pretty sure they have to give you one.
>>18013 How can it be a permanent condition if it isn't diagnosed? Also, very few mental health issues can truly be seen as permanent.
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>>18018 >if i haven't been diagnosed with it i don't have it yet
>>18019 You can't call it a permanent condition if it isn't diagnosed.
16 (sixteen) bucks for a dozen of 'fresh' Sydney oysters. I'm sure they were fresh when harvested in Sydney ffs.
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Oh! Visitors. Did End fall off the perch? again
>>18022 Clinical diagnoses is the only thing that makes it real, otherwise it's just symptomatology. Even then, if it was an actually scientific diagnosis, you wouldn't be required to assist the psychiatrist in determining your own condition... as they could actually assess rather that regurgitate your feelings into clinical notes.
>>18024 I come here every day.
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>>18013 Man. Thats like a graduation certificate.
>>18028 I'm not wrong though. I have to deal with cunts thinking their personality traits are mental illnesses or disabilities daily. And I can get any practitioner to do an assessment on whatever I tell them to. It's not like you go to a psychiatrist for a 'mental health' assessment, you go to get a clinical diagnosis of x disorder.
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>>18030 >I'm not wrong though. ok
>>18026 Medicine is no longer about helping people. It's a drug racket. Why should anybody want to be diagnosed? Of course a lot of normalfags identify with mental illness like it's fashionable, but those kinds aren't here (at least not in a significant quantity).
>>18031 Maybe you're just a sad guy. Depression indicates that your normal is at a higher level than present. Someone that is generally happy and carefree, who has 6 weeks of being in the slumps can be diagnosed with a depressive disorder because it's based off of an arbitrary 'normal'. If your always a sad cunt, then there is no change, that is your normal.
>>18032 I have 9 permanent mental illnesses and disabilities. Medication just made the recovery take longer. As hard as it is to deal with, the only thing that can help is the same as what everyone used to say it's your problem, harden up, deal with your fuicking shit because no one understands or gives a fuck
...unless their paid to.
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>>18033 holy shit you should be diagnosed as a retard
>>18013 You will need support evidence from a clinical psychologist / and possibly a report from a psychiatrist to have the best chance of getting the dsp
>>18029 The ausneets trifecta.
Might go get another seafood basket
>>18034 Not saying that's wrong, but it's not so simple. Trying to be self-conscious of mental problems isn't a cureall. Those issues will still slip through the cracks no matter how mindful you are. Also, it is taxing just to maximize mindfulness. You will always second-guess if you provided an appropriate response. Only normalfags seek to be fucked up for snowflake status (or drugs). I rarely talk about it and I have no social media accounts, so there is no attention-seeking involved. People who really are ill and are also conscious enough about it hate it. Just because I don't want to open up to a therapist so they can prescribe me some zombifying drug doesn't mean I'm fine. I know I am fucked up. I try to analyze why that is and it has not improved my condition. Maybe one day it will click, or maybe not. Nothing is a guaranteed fix. I just don't recommend counseling nor therapy in the meantime.
>>18036 your a retard
>>18039 That sounds delightful.
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Fuck the fish!
>>18040 >I rarely talk about it and I have no social media accounts, so there is no attention-seeking involved. Yeah same, and that's true about people not wanting to seek help. I was being a prick in the last few posts. Mental health is a cunt.
>>18043 Yummo.
>>18043 Shoulda got deep pan.
>>18034 There's lots of good things about life, even society. just LARP that you're a normal fag and eventually you will be.
>>18043 Fuck, I could go for a pizza right now. I'm actually considering getting on one of those app things for some tucker.
>>18040 >People who really are ill and are also conscious enough about it hate it. Just because I don't want to open up to a therapist so they can prescribe me some zombifying drug doesn't mean I'm fine. I know I am fucked up. That's basically the way I've lived for the past 10-15 years, and it's gotten me nowhere in terms of achievements, relationships or happiness. If none of 'my' problems are going to change then why not seek the extra bucks from being on DSP?
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Getting into the Cuthulu with this comic book and the moofie
>>18043 Nice
I hope I can get a mask soon and go shopping. I am out of oats but I have flour. If need be I will live off damper for the next few days. Swaggy life.
>>18052 Have some beans.
I've still got that egg. I might make pancakes for tea.
>>18054 Beans are shit.
>>18054 No beans. I do have lentils though. I might boil the lentils and have lentils on damper.
>>18057 Stay in bed to conserve energy. I'd be cool to be one of the bugs making everyone have two weeks indoors. whey they get over being sicko everything is back to normal.
>>18053 I've made them out of paper towel, rubber bands and sticky tape or preferably staples. Just look on Youtube for how to do it.
Waiting for female roommate to get out of the kitchen so I can do the dishes and make pancakes. She keeps filling up the sink with water and then leaving it.
>>18061 Because she knows you're a beta bitch that won't say anything
>>18061 When she does that and you need to wash up, pull her shit out, wash your dishes then when your done put hers back in and refill the sink.
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>>18064 Yum-0 make a stack
>>18065 I ate each one before the next was cooked. They don't go cold that way. I just cook them on a low heat.
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Had a busy day doing rain day stuff. Kept up the tempo after tea and got the NAS build to a ready stage. Ready to prep for 卐 White Boy Summer 2022 ⊕. Now to divert my evenings to work on my survival program, and seeing as I'm surviving hard enough to put on weight, I might as well thrive a little. Take time out from the technical manuals and wikis and read Siege sitting in front of the fire, or sew an applique sonnenrad or even art up a new pepe. Anything based, Good Night, White.
>>17926 🍋
>>18068 🍋☺⛐👍
>>18068 (((✡)))
>>18067 I like where she's going with this look Neet. The kit + cat thing is working for me. Nite.
>>18072 There is a weird trend on tiktok of girls dancing in those skull masks as an edgy teenage thing.
>>18073 Oh you mean the Siegethot mask? Wholesome trend you ask me. I really just meant the funs & ammo vest + feline thing. It's appealing, kind of like an IRL but over-the-hill Girls und Panzer character.
I'm watching the show Sherlock. It is very teenage-girlish and tumbleresque but I quite like it and I am a bit embarrassed by that.
>>18049 Can you get the neetbux without them pumping drugs into your system? If no, you could always just not take them.
>>18076 He could also sell them for extra neetbux.
Good Morning NEETs Up early and making Pixxas.
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>>18075 This was a pretty good teenage girl moofie. Thats who was mostly viewing it at the cinema when I went.
four personal pixxas in the freexer. Jalapeno cauliflower with pinapple and anchovies.
>>18080 That sounds vile but I would like to try it.
>>18081 Sorry they are personal pixxas, not for share.
>>18082 Can I get a pixxure to look at?
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>>18083 They are teh testing batch. I dont even know if the oven works here.
>>18084 Cool. When you do cook them, please take another pic. It's an interesting topping selection.
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50 My Ass
Endchan down
End up
Midmorning nap. Am I lazy?
>>18078 Good morning. I might go to Coles for more sushi.
>>18091 Good Morning. Supermarket sushi sounds super sketchy.
>>18091 Grab me a kilo of king prawns please.
>>18092 Had some last night, it was no better or worse than what I've had at standalone sushi shops that you find in large shopping centres.
>>18089 She’s a qt
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M'lord looking extra haggard today. He admitted on stream to taking a couple 'Kratom' pills. Then combine that with cheap vodka mixed with Monster energy drink and you've got yourself a lolcow.
>>18064 Perfect colour on that, though you forgot to add the blueberries for me.
>>18067 >White Her eyes have a suspicious slant to them...
>>18079 I liked Emma Roberts before she got impregnated
>>18080 >>18084 Pixxaz look great. Did you make the dough and sauce from scratch?
>>18096 hail to the king, baby. he has never sounded very bright and he can be an asshole sometimes, but i like him for being his unlikable self instead of some fake persona like most people with a drop of youtube success.
Still hungry. Still no food. Still no mask. This is the end neets.
Some 40 year old tassie guy died of the AZ.
Quads and all the white dogz can get the nulla nulla.
>>18104 Thats TRIPS you boong dickhead.
>>18103 HOW DARE YOU QUESTION US NEET!? Teh deadly super friendly genetic mutation juice vaccine is fun, fun, fun. No one dies from it it. It's the virus wat did it.
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>>18093 Best I can do is this until next payday
>>18108 I wouldn't trust anything from Vietnam.
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Think I'll give oysters a miss
>>18103 Lucky bastard
>>18110 Dont worry about it, you gotta die of something sooner or later. If you get the Covax then its likely to be sooner.
>>18102 Just wrap a shirt around your face ffs
>>18108 only 2 out of every 100 customers get disseminated intravascular coagulopathy from human fecal waste consumed in those prawns. Thats a rare complication.
>>18096 Is he retarded?
>>18115 he's a diagnosed autistic or something at least.
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>>18116 And remember, it ain't real unless it's been 'officially diagnosed'...
>>18117 Had a zoom meeting with the deacon, He told me about the prophecy in isaiah 13:19 where cyrus conquered babylon and freed the jews. Funny those knock-on effects tho.
>>18118 I fear the deacon is leading you astray
Might go for a walk to IGA and see if they have any oysters. Highly unlikely though.
>>18102 They will give you one.
>>18108 SA has the best prawns in the world, I don't get why we import any seafood.
>>18117 That's right. Otherwise we'd just be relying on subjective nonsense.
>>18123 So you say...
>>18122 Because the gronks dont care what they eat.
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A few more pointless things for the bin
>>18127 Nice haul m8, the lemons have you as well.
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>>18109 You can always Trust & Believe in KingCobraJFS!
>>18123 >subjective nonsense Such as one's own feelings/symptoms based on multiple years of life experience? You know the psychs base their diagnoses from a book, not empathy?
>>18127 Those beans in tiny tins are a packaging abomination.
Its beer and Pixxa night but I'm not hungry.
>>18131 I'm liking the caviar. First time trying it. That small jar won't last another week.
Temped to catch one of these fuckers after watching this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX-EmXGsEQA
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>>18134 >>18136 Aussie NEETs eat like kings
>>18136 That looks tasty neet.
>>18138 The pickled jalapenos are really nice. The crust was really thicc too.
>>18136 Looks good. Is that one of the jalapeno cauliflower pineapple anchovy pixxaz?
Bed in 10
>>18140 yeah i put extra tomato paste on them. took about 20 min from froxen to just nice.
Got up at 4AM, Just hit the wall. Got a bit done today. Good Night, White.
>>18105 Boongs can't count past three.
>>18133 >>18136 I'm glad I got a pixxure. >>18136 can;t see the vaulifouwer, >>18139 Did you buy the vase? >>18142 Good times.
>>18142 >>18143 tht'da hpood lookig slut
God Morning NEETs. Emptied tha piss bottle and put my combat boots on already.
>>18147 BUG ! BUG ! BUG ! BUG ! BUG !
5th shit. I'm actually sick. I think I could smell lemon mayo in that one. Looked like mash potato, gravy and mixed frozen veg. Would've gone well with a lamb chop breakfast.
>>18149 Did you eat something dodgy?
Fuck me this NAS build is killing me.
>>18149 Sorry to hear. Hope you get better asap.
>>18151 I drank too much piss last night. I had some chinese food yesterday, and a couple pies for dinner. I don't really know though. >>18153 Cheers.
Got the sick cert.
Dr Pajeet asked if there was any blood in my poo.
>>18156 as if you'd know.
Had a big breakky. Ready to pass out now. Going to watch another episode of Sherlock and try to stay awake. Three coffees down. Shouldn't have another.
>>18158 >a big breakky With that blood sausage?
>>18159 I had pancakes. Made a double batch.
guess this is my new home now since endchan is kill
>>18162 You need to be an attention seeking faggot wherever you go.
>>18163 that's just my basedness emanating from me i can't help it so just deal with it
>>18164 Keep telling yourself that. That's probably why most of your family disowned you.
Take away his flag lol. Stop being a poofter BO.
>>18166 He'll cry like a little bitch without his precious flags.
>>18165 haters gonna hate stay poor and stay mad >>18166 nah me and bo are discord buddies
>>18168 Based!
>>18166 It's not even him, and the poster that does it gets off on your reaction. Just don't reply if it's an issue.
>>18168 >discord Lol, you really are a glowie.
>>18171 I've tried hammering my balls with a mallet.
Think I'll buy a cat tbqh
Might try live-streaming my pathetic life soon
>>18174 Get a dog.
I took the falc to get some petty and a hot woman in a car with government plates was topping up for her trip back to the world. Probably wants to get back to chad and the chadlets, and her mortgage free modern style farmhouse. I never had a chance NEETs. Women like that might as well be on the moon for all the access I have to them. I cant even hate chad for marrying her. He's such an awesome guy.
>>18171 I put this on my weetbix once, Hardly even made it sweet.
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Just smashed a bottle of this. It's made in Taiwan. I wanna try some Aussie-made stuff. It ain't cheap though.
>>18177 He has a big dick and is set to inherit four studio apartments too.
>>18178 It's apparently a painkiller, with some compound in it similar to an opiate.
>>18179 It's apparently pretty easy to make, you just need to make sure shit's sterile.
>>18176 Depends what the nearest shelter has. A staffy or another breed of dog that's generally quiet and not barking all the time.
>>18179 The local stuff is shit. I'd give the aussie brand of KImchi a miss. its edible but weak and stinks.
>>18180 (You) are big swinging dick chad.
big rape
slippery slit
bussy gang
Dang I dropped a peanut under the desk and Its too far to reach. What do?
off to bed soon
>>18194 I'll be joining you soon. Please stop hogging the rugs.
nigger neets
>>18186 You wanna be my Stacy with government plates?
>>18197 I just want to get warm.
>>18198 Bamboo socks are not as cosy as explorers.
>>18199 for some reason they feel damp even when they're dry
>>18200 That's how they are now, it's shit. I like the texture of them though.
>>18201 I need new undies but I'm not getting trunks again, and i dont want y fronts because my pee pee wriggles out.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-23/-an-appalling-tragedy-slaughterhouse-mates-in-deadly-knife-fight/100318910 Fugg I'd hate to use the gay rage defense in the current globohomo climate.
>>18203 >Gay Panic
>>18165 Kek. His step-mummybot finding lewd photos of little girls on his laptop probably didn't help.
>>18202 I dislike y fronts too. I wear the tight shorts type.
Hungry again. Bloody hell.
Grind my pelvis into dust.
Fuck it, Having a bath
>>18210 Post pics.
Does you neetstick float?
>>18212 No, but my nads do.. so kind of.
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>>18212 I breathe in and float I breathe out and sink Good Night, White.
>>18214 BOOBA
What do you call those hats?
>>18216 Beach hats..?
>>18217 slow board
>>18218 They have said that they like it like that.
I think they're lying.
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>>18219 >>18220 Ah, the good-cop/bad-cop usurpers & decievers are back, I see. Two words for you two: >Hitler >didnothingwrong Sieg Heil!
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Good Morning my Lovely Neeties . It's Saturday !
Good Morning NEETs. Big Yawn sleep in.
Might need to go to the IGA and get some flour Are you Neets needing anything?
>>18224 30 kg of soy please !
>>18226 *5 months suspended >>18227 he streamed recently: https://www.bitchute.com/video/q2npLXhW2G9T/
>i'm totally not a woman
>>18229 I remember that pic from when he lived in Brissy
>>18230 that's a pic from 20 minutes ago...
>>18226 Hope they keep him in there
>>18229 >fluoride shield No that's not how it works at all, you need a reverse osmosis unit with fluoride filter.
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>>18233 >No that's not how it works at all, you need a reverse osmosis unit with fluoride filter.
>>18235 Spend your money on preventing the strange poison your anglo authorities add to your water supply from entering your body instead of snake oil.
>>18236 Not everything the government does is sketchy. I'm sure if they could do something about people having retarded opinions then they would.
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>>18237 The government is always evil. Unless it's Adolf Hitler.
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>>18237 >Not everything the government does is sketchy. >When only about 3 countries do it What makes this more embarrassing is that you forgot the time. Nigger prove to me how not evil your gov is putting an actual not-to-ingest poison with 20yr half life, bone/tissue absorptive, IQ reducing, properties in the drinking water of hundreds of millions of people. Perhaps you shall DYOR now.
Have to chop lots of wood before the cold and rain hits. Should be kino weather.
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>tfw you're trying to find an image set but instead find an article that the porn star is dead https://bellinghammetronews.com/news/anastasia-knight-reported-dead-at-age-20/
>>18241 Bet that put you off your stroke.
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>>18242 I'm still looking for it
>>18243 >snuff video You sick0
>>18224 Is the flour for bread? Could you get a roast chook and a microwave gravy please?
>>18224 Also, everything that's needed for a cheesey cauliflower bake.
>>18245 Bread and Pixxa dough. >roast chook and a microwave gravy I didn't say I'd get there today. I still have enough for about two weeks. Besides there are no roast chooks to be had in Silver City.
>>18241 Serves her right.
>>18241 Anon, she's in hell, you don't want to coom to a person that's in hell, trust me.
>>18227 They didn't include the pics of him sucking black dragon dildos. :(
>>18231 Back in the day.
>>18239 It needs to be lowered to less than 1b. 90% of us could be replaced by automation and we have no net social redeeming qualities that others don't have.
>>18247 I didn't get a pic of the cooked cauliflower pixxa.
>>18253 >>18136 Oh well I'll have another one tonight and post it again.
>>18252 The world would be a better place without the non-white races, but just wouldnt be the same without boongs.
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Downloading this moofie for tonight.
>>18256 oh that's that movie with the red pill glasses didn't know it was john carpenter, should be good
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I am visiting. This board looks comfy, can I stay?
>>18260 from where?
Had to flush twice with my last poo. Uni starts again on Monday.
>>18260 🍋 How do you feel about lemons?
>>18263 BUG ! BUG ! BUG ! BUG ! BUG !
>>18261 Over hills and under hills
>>18223 Howdy! One Up & Go liquid breakfast down the hatch.
>>18266 Expensive. You should buy protein powder from chemists warehouse instead.
>>18265 fuckoff
>>18269 suck my dick faggot
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>>18266 I like your style, but why not up your game? My cellars have the best selection of Breakfast liquers, liquors, beers and wines, all at low-low prices.
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>>18271 Your staff are more polite than the ones at Cellarbrations.
>>18136 >>18254 Oh, I missed this one. Looks very nice.
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lit the fire.
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>>18276 BASED
I once upset Nuro with a rude image
>>18277 I expect his cross eyes are an asset of a physical attribute in his line of work. Just as a thot with a cute nose and big tits has her assets.
>>18280 he's actually a talented guitarist. not a great songwriter, but still an ok musician.
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>>18282 what a unit
The reign of Emperor Paul Atreides is centered around spiceniggers. They have holidays for spiceniggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of Landraad men to free spiceniggers. They listen to spicenigger semuta music. They bow to a spicenigger-loving Emperor. They dress and act like spiceniggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from spiceniggers. They post sassy holograms about spiceniggers. They watch ritual combat in worship of spiceniggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of spiceniggers overthrowing Emperor Shaddam. They use spicenigger slang like "khala". When you say "Saint Paul" they're not thinking of the ancient Earth apostle. They're thinking of the spicenigger-loving Emperor. Their cities are completely overrun with spiceniggers. They worship their Arrakis police force disproportionately filled with spiceniggers and their galactic Zensunni force of soldiers filled with spiceniggers. Their men sit around watching spicenigger combat while their women sit around watching spicenigger match maker shows. They worship spiceniggers like Stilgar and the concubine Chani and the late Liet Kynes while attacking the nobles who actually built the Imperium before spiceniggers took over. Their breads and circuses are filled with spiceniggers. They send spiceniggers to the gladiatorial events and celebrate when the spiceniggers win because those spiceniggers are true red blooded Imperium spiceniggers They will tell you how much they hate spiceniggers and how the jihadist's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love spiceniggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that Landraad Imperium has always been and will be a Empire of spicenigger loving spiceniggers.
>>18283 The anime stickers really bring it together.
I'm writing up a study plan for the first week of uni.
>>18286 You will throw it away two days after the start of semester.
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>>18287 Likely. Hopefully not though.
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>>18290 You will need something to help you relax in your study endeavors.
>>18291 Don't make me go there with an ironbar you bogtrotting bastard.
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Lara Pulver is fucking hot. God damn I'd love to be her camp guard.
Pissing down with rain here in the south of Adelaide.
>>18295 looks like your getting smashed but its only a squall.
>>18296 Yeah, it has been raining in very intense but short bursts all day.
>>18297 >bursts Blurts
I'm about to do the only thing that makes me somewhat happy, grocery and booze shopping.
>>18300 30Kg of plain flour please
>>18300 Buy BEANS
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Gonna Pimp my desktop with one of these
Pixxa in the oven
>>18304 Garlic bread?
>>18305 On the list for my trip to the wholesale food store at Port Shorecliff.
>>18303 I'll pimp your bussy if you do.
fucking freezing here in Adelaide. I'm going to put my gloves on once I've made my cup of tea.
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Expensive shop. It was a bit of an aimless one, with booze being the main priority. But I haven't had a curry or tacos in a hot minute. So many types and brands of curry pastes to choose from, so I went with something familiar (the Jap) and unfamiliar (the Malaysian). The cost of beef has risen, I remember when a 500g pack of 'regular' beef mince cost 5 bucks, and the 'premium' stuff was about 8. A bit concerned about that kimchi, I could hear the bottle fizzing when back home and a little of the liquid somehow leaked out. There was a fairly strong fish-sauce smell to it. Hopefully the bottle doesn't explode overnight. Some weirdo asked if I could spare "a few dollars" as I left the store. He didn't look destitute or homeless.
>>18308 I got a hairdryer for my hands when they get cold.
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>>18309 I told you to not get that brand. Now you are cursed with that foul stench. I'm down for tandoori. the jap curry is bland as. The weirdo probably has better conditions than you, I hate 'gimme smokes' cunts like that.
>>18309 You're lucky to get mince. It is getting hit hard here with panic buying.
>>18309 Good haul m8, yeah meat is expensive now because of the drought > asked if I could spare "a few dollars" I had a guy in a wheelchair ask me the same thing a few weeks ago, fuck him he gets the same amount of money that I get and I don't have to beg.
Mummybot got an air fryer. Now I have to put up with her going off about it on FB.
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>>18314 Send her this.
I fucking depise that hideous little goblin-child Greta Thunberg. Whites put a man on the moon and yet can't let go of having an autistic oracle to predict the weather.
>>18316 She has been pretty quiet lately, My theory is she's getting really redpilled and will reappear as a ecofacist lightning rod.
Noots, recommend me a film for tonight. Pls.
>>18311 >I told you to not get that brand Yes you did, but it was either this or another bottle of that imported stuff. If it stinks up the fridge I'll deploy the bi-carb soda to soak up the stench.
>>18313 This guy was standing and looked physically healthy. I probably would've given the 5 dollar note I had in my wallet to someone in a wheelchair.
>>18321 I saw you rob someone in a wheelchair, just the other day.
4 Coops in. Watching Greg's kitchen among other nonsense on Youtube. What a life I've built for myself...
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I had the kind of day where nothing exciting happened, No parcels came, no one called, stayed indoors. I got a lot of online work done, relatively speaking. NAS seems to be working, I'm dubious on its encryption trustworthiness and I cant make a veracrypt volume on a storage pool that I can access simultaneously from two PC's. Duno what to do about that. Next project is to get my data backed up on a cloud server, I want to make it a automatic task. If the pigs kick in my door at 4AM and steal my computers then I want to be able to get back to where I am now in minimum time. I suppose that means having a backup computer sitting in a cache somewhere offsite. Shouldnt be too hard to come by in poztown Good Night, White.
Time to do the dishes.
Good Morning NEETs. Cant see the mountain outside because fog but it should have snow on it.
>>18324 Why would anyone want your computer?
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>>18326 BUG ! BUG ! BUG ! BUG ! BUG !
>>18328 no mention of crypto mining...
>>18328 I don't get it.
>>18331 Oh! Its a drought in taiwanaland or someplace. Chip manufacture uses lots of water. Droughts are because of climate change.
the BO on endchan samefags fucking pathetic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VgNBDMOssg Just bought one of these. sick of unpugging my desktop monitor and manhandling my new build behind the desk. Might be cool for the cctv or something.
>>18334 why not a hmdi switcher?
>>18335 yeah I got one but all my hdmi monitors are mounted in portrait so i have to frig around with the UEFI rotated 90 degrees. one of my future projects is to mine monero. I want the dashboard of that always up. sleeting now. thinking about coffee
>>18333 Well it is a faggot. You can't expect much from it.
What do you guys think of the Provisional IRA?
Just did a monster poo. I made a double batch of pancakes again but couldn't finish them. The rest were cooked and put in the fridge.
>>18338 duno they're okay.
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>>18338 This moofie was pretty good. I watched the russian dub tho.
Toothiepegs brushed.
Uni starts tomorrow.
Can't stop these farts.
I need to vacuum today. I've been putting it off for three months now.
>>18344 Kek. Tiny folk in tiny hats
>>18347 I'm just amazed by how bad that film looks.
Made it to the shitter just in time. Shit was coming out before my arse could hit the lid.
>>18343 Are you prepared for it?
>>18350 Yeah. I'm writing out all the important dates for the tests and everything.
Ungh feet are clammy. Time for Ugg boots.
>>18351 Good work. What are you studying?
>>18353 Physics and pure maths. You?
I can't stop shitting today.
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>>18354 >me >uni Nah, I'm too brainlet for that.
>>18356 IKTF Tried one of those uni bridging courses many years back, the kind for high-school dropouts, and failed the English exam.
The Sunday fish&chip cravings have set in
>>18355 Call up the triage line and complain to them.
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after many many years being a non-weeb and even a bit of an anti-weeb i've now started watching japanese robot cartoons strange feel. only watching the old super robot stuff though, can't stand the gritty fake realism gundam stuff, at least not yet. just want to see some jap chad shout "ROCKET PUNCHU" and blow up some tranny's bitch robot. passes the time well while i do dishes at least "xpearse Mazinger Z 1972" on nyaa. I'm not about to fall for the "all anime is based" because a bunch of it is fucking cringe weakness shit but the 70's mecha stuff has a bunch of good pro-male, pro-strength values embedded in it and I might expand on it in a later post
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>>18362 Back in my day us kids were given a steel helmet and a panzerfaust and expected to stop a russian tank phalanx in the winter mud. But we were happy to do it for Furher and Vaterland
>>18324 Looks like Buffy Me likey
>>18366 Hello Nuro.
>>18363 Reject Degenerate forms of Entertainment. Outdoors pursuits with like minded comrades is the only acceptable recreation for the true Aryan.卐
>>18368 Weber at the back with the banjo and thots.
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Jews burn at what speed? Man, I dunno. I ain't no rocket scientist.
>>18373 Nazi.
>>18341 I just watched this. Pretty good.
>>18345 I bet you're one of those bean eaters.
>>18363 Cartoons turned the kids into faggots.
>>18369 You don't say names on this board.
>>18374 Ashke.
>>18368 That's a nice image Neet. Makes me wish I could be a Nazi back in the day tbh.
>>18381 my pop would have killed you.
I spilled some of the caviar. Not much but probably about a buck's worth given the small amount you get. I plan on getting the red caviar next time, and perhaps some more 'fancy' crackers to have it with in place of corn chips.
That Australian kimchi is a lot more acidic compared to that imported stuff. Not sure if I like it yet or not. I'll keep tasting it over the next few days to be certain.
>>18383 > plan on getting the red caviar next time So it tasted good enough to get again?
Getting a nice garlic flavour from it though. Will have to try it with scrambled eggs.
>>18385 Yes, definitely.
>>18386 I've only had it by itself. What are you supposed to put it with?
>>18388 Fried rice. Noodles. Pancakes.
>>18389 >Pancakes That sounds different.
Bed in 10
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Another day without a shower, I'm enjoying pushing it out a bit, not having a mirror and not shaving because the head-hammock I made stays under my chin better overnight. I made a kind of a noose that keeps my mouth closed when I'm asleep. Its stopped my snoring and sleep apnoea. I should patent it or something but it wouldn't work without a hammock. My olddad was telling me about some boomer he met the other day with a house in town that was needing to be re-stumped, and how no builders can be bothered with this relatively simple maintainance task. The point being that you need to be quite rich if you are not skilled, in order for your house to not collapse. The corollary being you dont need to be rich if you are skilled. Duno where this leaves the middle smarts, maybe feeling like they're on top with their home grown pot. Maybe I will have a bath, I smell and I'm paying to keep the water hot for no fucking reason. Good Night, White.
>>18392 >Another day without a shower >Maybe I will have a bath, I smell Big stinky NEET! >>18392 >and how no builders can be bothered with this relatively simple maintainance task I once did labouring for a house restumper. Best part of the job was having my welds seen as one customer as better than the cunt I was working for, and the worst being a tie between a group of pigs pull me over early in the morn just before work for no other reason than to make an example of me, and having fucked up royally on a certain job.
So, you Boonglanders have been bad little goys lately I hear?
Good Morning NEETs. Back into the NEET work week. Much online shopping and loafing around to be done.
Might display some acumen in the Vaccumin' today.
>>18376 Rice Zombies. did they have too much MSG?
>>18383 Black caviar is better imo, the red one was more 'lemony'.
>>18398 I just put it down to them making stories up to justify their extensive history of cannibalism.
>>18399 Good to hear you have found a caviar that suits your palette. It sounds like you went through such a wearysome trial to make up your mind.
>>18401 I have only had the ones that supermarkets sell.
>>18394 No niggers in that crowd and the only rioting was done by the Pigs.
My monitor decided to shit the bed last night. Being a Sunday and with the lockdown, I was unable to get a new one until now. As a result I missed my first lecture this morning. Not a great first start but easy to recover from. Perhaps a bad omen however. This new is 1920x1080, up from the previous 1600x900. It is curved as well. It looks much sharper.
>>18357 Cheers noot, I'll give that a read soon. I've heard of him many times but I've never actually read anything of his.
>>18394 I like the police horses.
>>18404 16:10 for lyfe nibba
You know why it makes you uncomfortable? It's because she knows that she can make any guy cum about a gallon of sperm with just one clap of her booty on the area around the penis. Her booty is so powerful if she gave you a lap dance, her booty would vacuum your penis up. Hell if her booty swallowed my penis like that? She can keep it! I DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE SHE CAN HAVE IT! You know why? It's because I would still be able to feel my penis squirming, slipping and sliding around inside her butt. Imagine that! My penis would still be able to feel pleasure while it's not attached to me anymore simply because she performed some sacred slut dance on my penis and it vacuumed it up. Like a wet spaghetti noodle being swallowed by a fat kid who's trying to impress his parents by saying "Look Mom and Dad I found the longest noodle on my plate! Wanna watch me slurp it up?" *SCHUURRRRRLP *Lip smack "Aaaaahh! "Thatsa spicyah meatball" His parents clap, his mom is all like "Awww he grows up so fast" his dad is all like "That's my boy! He knows to eat so he can grow big and strong! Hows about we throw the ol' pigskin after dinner boy?" But no, this bitch knows no mercy. She knows what she's doing by having her booty take mens penises away from them. Holding them ransom inside that warm wet and slippery booty hole of hers. She's hoarding them, never to give them back. She knows that all those penises are still getting pleasured by still being inside of her. Those men that had their penises taken away are forever stuck in a mind-numbing never-ending orgasm, bed bound, staring at the ceiling with that thousand coom stare. That is why you are uncomfortable anon, she has control over you.
>>18407 All my old wallpapers will need to be replaced but other than that I don't think it makes a difference for me.
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>>18409 16:9 is for plebs
>>18396 Good morning >work lol
>>18399 Thanks for your input, I don't mind the taste of lemon.
>>18411 being neet is actually quite hard work
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Getting into the globohomo art style now.
I need a zoom name for my uni lecture. What should I go with?
>>18416 Boong
>>18416 1337 NEET
>>18418 Okay. I'll go with this.
>>18421 New technology dickage is harsh
>>18421 I want to be Buttfucker 3000
I discovered that if i crack open the door to the wood heater for a minute. All the smoke goes up the flue and i can put wood in without getting it into the room. This is a significant improvemetn
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>>18421 That was funny and all but do you really think it's a good idea to but your real name and face on the internet?
>>18425 it's court you have no choice
Going to do a poo and then join my zoom lecture.
>>18425 As long as you dont get doxxed on the off-message anonymous internet forums. Always use a VPN and never talk to 'Journalists'. Always wear a mask and hide your affectations like tatts.
>>18427 do poos do math or just computer science?
>>18429 There are very few of them but they exist. I've done CS classes as electives and there were definitely way more pajeets in the CS classes.
>>18430 >CS classes as electives should do something with girls in them
>>18431 I think enrolling in classes for the sake of girls is pretty overrated. You can find plenty of girls just sitting around uni and they are typically quite receptive to you talking to them. If you just approach a girl more or less at random and try to befriend her, you are basically set for getting a gf as she will use her social circle for your benefit. Obviously you shouldn't approach a fat chick as she doesn't want her friends to have boyfriends.
>>18432 right and a spergo is going to talk to random girls and they're going to be interested
>>18433 If you are a sperg then being in a class with girls won't help.
>>18434 expect it does it's a more relaxing environment and you are forced to talk to them
>>18413 That's true. The loneliness and boredom can really get to you. It's a mental battle to fight off losing your sanity.
>>18432 Getting a GF at uni is a recipie for failure.
Does Dan sell gfs?
>>18439 i heard if you switch to craig he'll give you a free blowie
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Not sure I'm gonna get out for my run tonight.
>>18440 Good enough
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Went to Hungry Jacks for a hunger tamer's box. I got a whopper, forgetting to order cheese like I always fucking do, and a bbq cheeseburger instead of the chicken royale. They forgot the cheeseburger which I only found out after parking at a nearby shopping centre. So back I went. And by the time I'd got that and returned to the shopping centre carpark the whopper and chips were lukewarm. And what's up with these new drink lids? I couldn't work out how to extract the liquid so just took it off. What a treat, well worth the drive and $16...
>>18444 >>18444 It has got me in the mood for some.
Going to do the dishes and some cooking in a bit.
>>18442 Taking a break every now and then is okay.
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>mfw this is the 357th time you've listened to this track today
>>18448 TF? The singer sounds like a prepubescent boy
>>18444 >Drink lid 1 >NEET 0
>>18450 I'll give your pitch a good shiftin' boy!
>>18452 stale reply
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I was feeling sleepy at the workstation so i spent some time upgrading my water filter. I moved the platform to a better position and installed a big bucket. I also sealed up a leak and put a little peg that keeps the handle out of the way. Might have a lemon and some filtered water.
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>>18453 I'll stale reply (You)
>>18448 Smurfs do breakbeat
Got some beans cooking.
>>18457 I cooked some fava beans, which ones do you have going?
>>18459 Those northern white beans and borlotti beans.
>>18460 They are easy to cook, is the ratio 1:3 I cant remember. Fava beans take a lot of cooking. I was getting into the mixed lentils before but they go a bit gluggy.
First shower in almost a week. Feels kinda weird being clean now, compared to the state of filth I was worryingly getting comfortable with.
Power just went out. Fark.
>>18414 That's nice, but the nigger should be smiling.
>>18462 Christ neet, why?
Power back on. Thank Fark.
I drank too much milk before having this bowl of bean bolognese.
>>18462 Try to break you record next time
https://www.brighteon.com/7afed3f7-084d-4770-a2ff-6c92889f5f6c Its Habbening cunts. Martial law coming. Road blocks, rationing, NWO straight up.
Very disappointed with the new Dune trailer.
That 'Zendaya' mutt is very unattractive in that role. Timmy also looks like some gay emo stoned out of his mind with those zoomer eyes.
>>18471 >looks like some gay emo I wouldn't mind being that pretty for a day or two million.
>>18473 He is good looking, yeah. I find his acting skills suspect however I will withhold judgement until the film is out.
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>tfw no 2010 Alison Brie Jewess to breed
>>18469 My prepper sense is tingling. I'm going to stock up on TP and Flour tomorrow.
>>18476 Don't forget the beans.
>>18444 Yum. Sorry it went cold. You need to fold the straw hole back.
>>18454 Pump it!
>>18476 Might just do the same tbqh. Spend a good hundred on canned goods.
>>18478 It ain't a 'straw hole', as straws are now banned. I figured it out anyway.
>>18481 It is a straw hole, you get the cardboard ones that go soggy and ruin the taste of everything.
>>18480 Canned stuff is for convenience. You should invest in a pressure cooker. There will be plenty of time on your hands when the lockdown comes for real.
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Port shorecliff tomorrow. Dont want to botch it and forget shit so I'm making a list first thing. Gonna take my piss bottle and poo bags. Maybe take the bugle and have a go on the beach. Fresh loaf of bread cooling on the bench for sandwiches, gotta knock off the tandoori paste because its repeating on me. Good Night. White.
I want a cup of tea but I've already brushed my teeth.
>>18485 Never put sugar in hot drinks, it kills your teeth.
Good Morning NEETs. Pissed with rain last night and my piss bottle is full as. Causal or Coincidence?
>>18483 BUG ! BUG ! BUG ! BUG ! BUG !
Climate change Pandemic
Off to the big smoke.
>>18484 >because its repeating on me Huh?
>>18487 Sup. Dare iced coffee for brunch, might get KFC for afternoon tea.
>>18486 I don't.
>>18488 Stop being an attention seeking faggot.
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Mummy Jessica.
Don't all post at once or anything.
>>18491 Making him burp.
>>18498 Like the way you fuck animals or like the way an animal fucks?
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Decided against KFC as I'm still too traumatised from last week's incident, so got a mixed kebab plus a few other treats to keep me fed for the next few days.
>>18501 Good to see the garlic is Australian. Coles have only recently been getting it here. It used to always be Chinese with them.
>>18501 Not a very financially sound way to live.
>>18502 I've become so lazy that I can't be fucked peeling and chopping a single clove of garlic. I wanted to try black fermented garlic that I've seen at another Coles but this store had none.
>>18505 What do you do with the garlic?
>>18506 Eat it
Big farts from the beans.
>>18507 How?
I think I've finally worked out that joke about formerly Chuck's.
>>18510 chucks fuck and suck -> sneeds feed and seed
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Prepper mission successful. Now up to 18months no resupply.
>>18501 Those jalapenos are really good. I put them on my pixxas
>>18509 I'm going to try incorporating more garlic into my diet, such as adding the paste to scrambled eggs, mixed in salads or spread on sandwiches. Just a few examples.
>>18511 shhhhhh why give it away, plenty of normalfags still don't get it after all this time
Chuck's Seed & Feed?
Noot's Root and Toot
>>18512 That's a healthy amount of butter and cheese. I've never frozen hard cheese, how's the texture after thawing?
>>18519 Not him, but I find it gets rather crumbly afterwards. If you are melting it over something it is fine.
Studying in the rain is very comfortable.
My gym is trying to mandate masks lol. I doubt that will be practiced outside of staffed hours.
>>18515 This board is the spear tip of internet culture, new trends start right here. It would be selfish to keep them NEET only.
>>18520 >>18519 That cheese gets a little crumbly. Its no bother, really. The butter does the same, if its cold on the bench.
SA lockdown ends tonight neet.
>>18526 *neets
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-27/wa-records-two-coronavirus-cases-mv-darya-krishna/100326550 >a technician and a cadet nurse — "had decided not to take the vaccine". >the risk of them being infected was "extremely low". >As a result of this breach two health care workers will isolate in hotel quarantine for 14 days. Confused as to who to REEEEEE at here.
>>18525 >>18529 Ye olde cutesy.
>>18522 IIRC you are exempt from wearing one if doing any 'strenuous exercise'. At least that was the case for the QLD lockdowns earlier this year. Or was it last year? Fark, how long has this covid shit been going on for ffs...
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-27/qld-court-nathan-dru-baggaley-cocaine-drug-smuggling-sentence/100325420 Lol. look at these retards, broad daylight smug druggling. The whole endevour kinda screams crackhead.
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>>18528 >Confused as to who to REEEEEE at here. Then let me help, NEET. It's not too hard to figure out really. >(man laughing at us all pic related)
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>>18530 Doro is another beautiful one. Unfortunately not many of her films survived, unlike with Gish.
Doro is probably the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. I'll stop spamming now.
>>18529 >>18525 You need new wank material
>>18536 Maybe you should upload a few selfies for me?
Honestly I would not want to stockpile that much froxxen food without owning a generator and having an ample supply of petrol, or another form of backup power like solar. I'd be constantly worried losing it all to a power outage. Keep your shit electrified NEETs!
>>18533 100% correct but I was being facetious, using the mainstream narrative around how unvaccinated people are denigrated and represented as near criminals. Then on top of that, some insane hospital protocol got predictably botched. Basically a honkler tier booby trap that landed two people in clown world jail, at least.
>>18538 meh if the grid goes down, losing $300 worth of food is gonna be the least of my problems. I have been wanting a backup freexer tho. That would be a better thing than a genny.
>>18539 >near They will soon be putting you into Marxist gulags death reeducation camps NEET.
>>18540 How is a backup freezer better than a genny if there's a major power outage that lasts multiple days or a few weeks?
>>18541 Fuck you don't mean TAFE do you?
Beer before wine, feeling fine. Wine before beer, sleep in fear. Or is it the other way around??? Wine before beer, have no fear. Beer before wine, you're in for a very bad time.
>>18542 The freexer will keep shit froxen for the duration of any power outage. If some shit happens like what happened in that vic suburb recently where the power is out for months until they can put up more poles or whatever, in that instance i can simply get a generator from basically anywhere. Your imagination is going overboard with doomsday scenarios.
>>18545 >Your imagination is going overboard with doomsday scenarios Says the guy obsessed with prepping and fumigating every inch of their household...
Fukn nanny state. Cant get radioactive smoke alarms at bunnings any more, They are all photo electric or something. How am I gona make my dirty bomb now?
>>18547 Can't you get some at Lucas Heights?
>>18548 Shhhh. Thats supposed to be our top secret Nuclear Reactor.
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Hmm forgot I had these. They're pretty gud
Nobby's pork rinds are a farking good snack. I'll be sure to take a pack or two the next time I see a moofie. Along with a couple salami sticks and a Snickers bar
>>18551 I hope I can get a gf before Dune comes out so I don't need to go alone.
Speaking or pork rind, I still haven't seen a dentist since breaking a chunk of tooth on pork crackling back in 2019. Or was it 2018? Fark...
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>>18551 This one should be good, If you can find a cinema that will play it.
Any plans for the night?
>>18552 Why? You will just need to buy two tickets.
>>18553 I have a root canal booked for the 11th. Also thinking of getting the upper right back tooth removed since it has a hole in it.
>>18553 I've never seen a dentist and I am scared to do so at this point.
>>18543 >TAFE Yes, but where they line you all up blindfolded against a wall after classes.
>>18554 MUST SEE MEDIA Ebin. >that sperg's tweet Kek. Do you think there will be any #antisemitic content in Based Mel's new flick?
>>18555 Studying. I'm a bit behind on uni already lol. Fuck me dead.
>>18552 Fuck the thots, lets see it together. No homo.
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>>18561 Are you the one studying physics?
>>18558 Well I hope you're rather young (less than 25 at least).
>>18564 Yeah, 22.
>>18563 Yeah, I'm only a bit behind. I'll be fine.
>>18557 I'm sure I've got a few caries at least. Now I'm thinking of that dentist horror flick on VHS...
>>18566 You'll be fine then. Either way I'm impressed with what you've achieved, if that means anything.
>>18568 >if that means anything You don't know him from a dog turd on a side walk...
>>18569 Poorly impersonated.
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I thought I'd be going until late because I slammed a tall can of Monster on the drive home. Good feels bringing my goods back home thru the mountain valleys. Calling out the yellow road signs on the way, cant wait until I have some poor cunt in the car when I do that. Hoping I caught an orthomyxoviridae in the supermarket 'cos my immune system needs a workout. But cant see that occuring because of all the hand cleaner I am using. The shit they have in the shops all has that slimy emolient in it which is pure AIDS to use and builds up and takes five minutes to wash off. After all this time, the fucktard system has still not adapted. Thank fuck I dont have to work behind a kludged perspex screen that wobbles, is pointless and probably acts as a aerosol concentrator for the operator. Thank fuck the bioweapon is made in china and only a danger to the slowest, laziest, sickest grubs out there. Went for a bit of a run just before dark and found myself in the forest, The wind was making some tree creak, you know that creepy sound that seems to come from nowhere? That noise makes me feel like a NEET of my time and my place. I want to go up there again for a better look. Good Night,White.
>>18571 Goodnight mate.
>>18571 Heh, I guess the flu is a kind of bioweapon, now you put it lad. Of course, it's one that's been around much longer than humans have been on.
>>18538 I was thinking that too.
>>18550 Cool.
morning fellas
Good Morning NEETs. Over a litre in the bottle, feeling hydrated OK.
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>>18576 Hi Neet.
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>>18579 Where'd you go?
Froggo outside my window.
>>18579 Very nice.
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Shopping for Manbags on ebay.
>>18583 Hot!
Bought pork fillet.
Having some porridge for breakky.
>>18586 Damn near lunch time.
>>18587 I wouldn't be a neet if I wasn't lazy.
>>18576 >>18577 Sup lads. Half a Good Goy pill down the hatch. Got woken early by the sound of whipper snippers.
Almost time for a new thread
Firefox audio isn't working. Restarting the browser didn't help, nor did clearing the cache. Going to try a reboot.
>>18591 That fixed it.
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Fucking Wednesday ffs
>>18585 I haven't had pork on my fork in a hot minute. How do you plan on cooking it?
>>18579 I'm imagining the smell of smoke and the crackling of the burning wood. Thanks for sharing the pic.
>>18578 >No QUEENSLAND...
>>18571 >'cos my immune system needs a workout You should've licked the handles of a trolley >only a danger to the slowest, laziest, sickest grubs out there Some of us grubs still have feelings ya know
>>18595 That shit is rotting your brain
>>18595 She's a one trick pony.
>>18601 I'm sure the goon will fix it.
>>18602 That is an old video.
>>18583 Get one that matches your blouse.
>>18585 What are you doing with it?
>>18588 I still haven't got around to breaky, I went back to bed because it seemed too hard.
>>18590 I hope this one gets to over 1000. I dislike that they are all over the place with their post counts. They should all be 1000.
>>18596 Yeah. It's one of the 7 worst ones.
>>18598 I can't tell if it's on dusk or the sun is rising.
>>18595 Bitch can't dance.
>>18610 Me either. CampingNOOT needs to clarify.
Goodbye old thread
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