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/ausneets/ Board Rules 02/10/2020 (Mon) 10:01:07 No. 475 [Reply] [Last]
Board rules 1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated. 2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board. 3. No impersonating another NEET. 4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people. 5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk. 6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it. 7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl. 8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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NEET GENERAL #10 - Solo NEET Edition NEET 10/26/2020 (Mon) 07:34:42 No. 13332 [Reply] [Last]
Its time NEET, Its time (You) come to terms with the fact that you're shitposting alone with no replies. But you're not doing it for the (You)'s are ya? You're a professional NEET, Bored, Aussie and maybe just a bit pissed. You're fully hardcore all-bloody-day mate. IN ACTUAL FACT If you was on a desert island with a lone coconut for a mate, you'd shitpost about how the sand was for normies and pebbles were the master race or some crap, and put that in a empty stubby and post it into the waves. Thats where you're at nofriendsNEET, this board is your deserted island and there's only glowcoconuts for mates. So pack the billy and have a hot one NEET, Its time to..... GO IT ALONE
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Happenstance today at wage had me working on the same floor as the woman who is my best chance for GF2020-2030. I can tell she is likely to agree to a date and I was playing it cool because I'm based. Maybe next time is the right time. Also because I'm such a based chad, I conned the poojeeta tea trolley lady into putting the leftover bikkies in a tupperware container I found, even tho she risks getting a telling-off. I had to hunt around because she stuck them in the cupboard in the pantry ffs. I was able to grab them all + the container. Went out to a hipster bar with a mate, He bought me an IPL, which looks like septic tank juice and tasted like bong water. I haven't been into town for ages and the bug people have formally taken over the main drag. Had to laff at the chink sushi joints because cultural appropriation. I sense elements of friday night cocaine use in the CBD. It used to be a piss head town. The writing is on the wall. White flight is the most viable option in the long run. Good Night, White.
>>13924 God will return to the earth to gather the faithful flock, pity those that have been led astray by the devil's voice, they will know of the purgatory of confusion.
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>>13925 I just play 480p videos natively here, because 640x480 is what my kernel boots to. I mean the framebuffer tty, since I don't use Xorg. I don't use GPU either, it's all software-driven, the old school way. Pic is terminal showing how it looks with native VGA Codepage 437 font loaded. Anyway basically any 32-bit ARM SBC can handle this 480p stuff without even using the GPU. Mine's got an A20 SoC (dual core ARM Cortex-A7 @ 1 GHz).
Good Morning NEETs. Admin and chores day today, not feeling up to much else.
>>13929 >don't use Xorg Text based Arch Linux OS is Based.

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NEET General #9 - BOONG WAVE EDITION NEET 08/18/2020 (Tue) 09:44:55 No. 12330 [Reply] [Last]
This image board is Nazi White Dog Goona, it's our rightful boong clay and we was shitposting here 40 000 years ago. Youse racist white mob stole it from us and scab our culture, Now we is takin your gubba chan for our koori board. Git Back in ya mum's humpy and have a bit of yaandi, Us mob is doin the yakka now whitey, lissen to these deadly beats, they is all based Boong Wave. Here's ya Black History! UNNA
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BUM
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NEET General #8 - Moofie Night Edition. NEET 06/19/2020 (Fri) 19:36:06 No. 8025 [Reply] [Last]
Moofies, Moobies or Vidya, A NEET is the Geist consumer of all, for he will never buy either the DVD nor the crypto kike propaganda message. Our NEET knows that watching moofies every day is degenerate, so he will mix it up with downloaded serials and the occasional Lauren Southern/Greta Thunberg crossover docco Immigration: A Climate Emergency. A Real NEET watches his Kino and drinks alone, which sharpens the immersion and focuses intent. So minimise that imageboard shitposter! ITS MOOFIE NIGHT
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>>12325 always a bit of nerves going back after a long NEETstrike but i dont want to be at home and going through caffiene withdrawals
Need new bread
Done pretty much fucking nothing today. Going to try and salvage the day as best as I can.
NEW THREAD >>12330 NEW THREAD >>12330 NEW THREAD >>12330 NEW THREAD >>12330

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NEET General #7 - Sanctus Dominus Vinus Edition. NEET 05/06/2020 (Wed) 20:52:51 No. 7046 [Reply] [Last]
It was upon payment day that the virgin NEET arose at the burning of the noonday sun. In our story the NEET makes his way to the temple of Dan via the house of the Colonel: But before he leaves his room in his mothers abode, The NEET must go to the board that tells of his story in the great southern land.
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I went out and buffed the #reeeforrefugees shit on the footpath. It comes off pretty easy with my bulldozer broom and a bit of water. also the ching chongz have parked in the spot at the other end of the apron, so that'd be the fartherst hes driven it in weeks. I surprised him making sweet love to his brand new kleuger, when I went outside and he apologised and scutted back inside and locked and chained the door.
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I've decided to put the camera system on the back burner because the DVR is almost $500 dollars and I'm trying to save up for a whore instead. Also it will take some time and effort to get the cameras installed. Dropping projects is hard on morale, the temptation is to accumulate more shit from online but hoarding is for degenerates. I should hoard lemons and limes though, I have an idea for a game where i only get my vitamin C from lemons off local trees. It's like gambling that I'm not lazy enough to get scurvy. I'm a larping NEET edgelord in streaming realtime cunnos. New bread in the morning. I should put a link on crystal.cafe on the "chicks" board. Good Night, White.
>>8022 >a whore I had not expected such degeneracy from you.
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morn it's rain'n >>8017 looks like you're on a mission and not just playing gayms >>8021 >I went out and buffed the #reeeforrefugees shit on the footpath good job! >>8023 >I had not expected such degeneracy from you. porn is 100x more degenerate. you gotta ease yourself off of it somehow at least with hookers you get human interaction and you can learn things
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NEET General #6 - Shitpost 3000 NEET 03/30/2020 (Mon) 19:32:58 No. 6006 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to the future anon. Human life is cheap but not as cheap as the AI licensed slut 'droid that they got delivering 'yo pizza. So eat your syntha pie, settle in to your delapidated seat, plug in and get comfy because tomorrow is here today and you're socked in for another day of the same old SHITPOST 3000
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>>7043 here's another one
you naughty neets. you went over the post limit just to spite me.
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

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NEET General #5 - Prison Break! NEET 02/17/2020 (Mon) 22:21:04 No. 5247 [Reply] [Last]
I aint spending sixteen years in hell, breaking rocks on the chain gang. I had more than I can take! Benny made it out... With a sheath around his NECK!
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>>5941 Kek, I bought one of these a few months ago just because they happened to have them at Lidl (17 euros) when I went grocery shopping. It works fine, but doesn't fit all doors because you need enough clearance on both sides of the door frame. So you'll need to measure your door frames first unless it's obvious there's enough room. Anyway I found a spot for it, and it works well enough. I was only doing pushups and abdominal exercises before I got this, so it adds a bit of variety (and helps to get the heart beating faster, since it's a fairly strenuous exercise).
* “The entire world has an enemy that is moving through it, an unseen enemy that doesn’t have borders.” – NSW Health Minister Brad Hazzard.
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>>6002 Finally the gubbernment recognizes the jews for what they are! >>6001 Will your landlord have a shit haemmorhage if you pull the doorframe out of the wall? >>6000 there are two types of person who wear helmets on bikes. Those that are afraid of getting a head injury and those that are afraid of getting a fine. On the same skein is the soft quarrantine: those who want to avoid contracting and spreading the virus and those that are motivated by more pecuniary incentives. Once the latter finds that its a soft quarrantine at best and at worst is completely uninforcable, then these types will get bold and cocky. New bread at 750?
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Reasonable day. Sisterclone's new dogs are a pain in the arse, spent too much time welding new dumbells. I made them 16 Kg each but then found them twice as heavy as the "16" at the gym. I suspect that its in some legacy units from america. Bins got emptied and the useless chinks instantly filled them up again. I got a nice handwritten letter from the JW deacon, i put it in a plastic bag and ill study the bible verses. I will examine jesus's teachings for references to chinks being the plague he refers to as a sign of the approach of jehovas kingdom. new bread in the morning.
Good Night, White.

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NEET General #4 - Steady As She Sails Boys. NEET 02/15/2020 (Sat) 19:38:35 No. 2951 [Reply] [Last]
Heave to hearty Neetos and Dont rock the boat says I. Avast ye! Haul away with that catch of wanks now. Haul swiftly now, put your backs into it and we'll all be elbows deep in sluts when we reach slagport on the morrow.
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>>4232 Good Morning NEETs Getting cold at night.
that attack fucked up the post count. I think we are at about 800
>>4234 Keep it going.
>>4233 Morning
>>4236 >Morning wood

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NEET General #3 -Lassiez Faire Edition. NEET 02/13/2020 (Thu) 09:57:36 No. 1947 [Reply] [Last]
TIme for a new thread I guess. Don't ask me man. I'm not to blame. Whose turn is it anyway? OLD >>1944
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>>1947 Good Morning Neets, can someone bake bread please
>>2947 Good Morning Neets. looks like this neet beat me up.
Good morning NEEToes.
>>2947 >>2948 >>2949 Morning neeties, did you sleep well?
NEW THREAD >>2951 NEW THREAD >>2951 NEW THREAD >>2951 >>2951

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Subject Name 02/09/2020 (Sun) 21:19:03 No. 3 [Reply] [Last]
this is a test test testy testy testy testy testy testy testy
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>>601 I haven't had KFC nuggies for ages but I remember them being pretty good.
>>490 Endchan was alright, apart from the downtime. A lot of the NEETs were too harsh in their opinion of it.
>>603 I never got the disdain for it personally. I just like being wherever you lot are. That sounds sad, but yeah.
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