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/ausneets/ Board Rules 02/10/2020 (Mon) 10:01:07 No. 475 [Reply] [Last]
Board rules 1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated. 2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board. 3. No impersonating another NEET. 4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people. 5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk. 6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it. 7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl. 8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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NEET General #7 - Sanctus Dominus Vinus Edition. NEET 05/06/2020 (Wed) 20:52:51 No. 7046 [Reply] [Last]
It was upon payment day that the virgin NEET arose at the burning of the noonday sun. In our story the NEET makes his way to the temple of Dan via the house of the Colonel: But before he leaves his room in his mothers abode, The NEET must go to the board that tells of his story in the great southern land.
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Good morning, Black.
>>7566 She is not bad. I prefer more natural pics personally. That one is very posed.
>>7558 >I conclude that the weekend jaycar guys are lamers kek >>7560 (((China))) >>7561 >shit was a right cunt to cut Farkin' oath it would
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>>7563 >>7566 Good morning. Maori.
>>7569 Those maori mouth tattoos on women look terrible.

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NEET General #6 - Shitpost 3000 NEET 03/30/2020 (Mon) 19:32:58 No. 6006 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to the future anon. Human life is cheap but not as cheap as the AI licensed slut 'droid that they got delivering 'yo pizza. So eat your syntha pie, settle in to your delapidated seat, plug in and get comfy because tomorrow is here today and you're socked in for another day of the same old SHITPOST 3000
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>>7043 here's another one
you naughty neets. you went over the post limit just to spite me.
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

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NEET General #5 - Prison Break! NEET 02/17/2020 (Mon) 22:21:04 No. 5247 [Reply] [Last]
I aint spending sixteen years in hell, breaking rocks on the chain gang. I had more than I can take! Benny made it out... With a sheath around his NECK!
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>>5941 Kek, I bought one of these a few months ago just because they happened to have them at Lidl (17 euros) when I went grocery shopping. It works fine, but doesn't fit all doors because you need enough clearance on both sides of the door frame. So you'll need to measure your door frames first unless it's obvious there's enough room. Anyway I found a spot for it, and it works well enough. I was only doing pushups and abdominal exercises before I got this, so it adds a bit of variety (and helps to get the heart beating faster, since it's a fairly strenuous exercise).
* “The entire world has an enemy that is moving through it, an unseen enemy that doesn’t have borders.” – NSW Health Minister Brad Hazzard.
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>>6002 Finally the gubbernment recognizes the jews for what they are! >>6001 Will your landlord have a shit haemmorhage if you pull the doorframe out of the wall? >>6000 there are two types of person who wear helmets on bikes. Those that are afraid of getting a head injury and those that are afraid of getting a fine. On the same skein is the soft quarrantine: those who want to avoid contracting and spreading the virus and those that are motivated by more pecuniary incentives. Once the latter finds that its a soft quarrantine at best and at worst is completely uninforcable, then these types will get bold and cocky. New bread at 750?
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Reasonable day. Sisterclone's new dogs are a pain in the arse, spent too much time welding new dumbells. I made them 16 Kg each but then found them twice as heavy as the "16" at the gym. I suspect that its in some legacy units from america. Bins got emptied and the useless chinks instantly filled them up again. I got a nice handwritten letter from the JW deacon, i put it in a plastic bag and ill study the bible verses. I will examine jesus's teachings for references to chinks being the plague he refers to as a sign of the approach of jehovas kingdom. new bread in the morning.
Good Night, White.

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NEET General #4 - Steady As She Sails Boys. NEET 02/15/2020 (Sat) 19:38:35 No. 2951 [Reply] [Last]
Heave to hearty Neetos and Dont rock the boat says I. Avast ye! Haul away with that catch of wanks now. Haul swiftly now, put your backs into it and we'll all be elbows deep in sluts when we reach slagport on the morrow.
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>>4232 Good Morning NEETs Getting cold at night.
that attack fucked up the post count. I think we are at about 800
>>4234 Keep it going.
>>4233 Morning
>>4236 >Morning wood

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NEET General #3 -Lassiez Faire Edition. NEET 02/13/2020 (Thu) 09:57:36 No. 1947 [Reply] [Last]
TIme for a new thread I guess. Don't ask me man. I'm not to blame. Whose turn is it anyway? OLD >>1944
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>>1947 Good Morning Neets, can someone bake bread please
>>2947 Good Morning Neets. looks like this neet beat me up.
Good morning NEEToes.
>>2947 >>2948 >>2949 Morning neeties, did you sleep well?
NEW THREAD >>2951 NEW THREAD >>2951 NEW THREAD >>2951 >>2951

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Subject Name 02/09/2020 (Sun) 21:19:03 No. 3 [Reply] [Last]
this is a test test testy testy testy testy testy testy testy
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>>601 I haven't had KFC nuggies for ages but I remember them being pretty good.
>>490 Endchan was alright, apart from the downtime. A lot of the NEETs were too harsh in their opinion of it.
>>603 I never got the disdain for it personally. I just like being wherever you lot are. That sounds sad, but yeah.
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Welcome to Ausneets! 663 Board owner 02/09/2020 (Sun) 17:36:16 No. 2 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /ausneets/ - 16chan's Ausneets Board. This board is dedicated to Australia. Please check the global rules and board rules before posting: https://www.16chan.xyz/.static/pages/globalRules.html https://www.16chan.xyz/ausneets/rules.html

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