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/ausneets/ Board Rules 02/10/2020 (Mon) 10:01:07 No. 475 [Reply]
Board rules 1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated. 2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board. 3. No impersonating another NEET. 4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people. 5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk. 6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it. 7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl. 8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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NEET General #25 - TIME Edition NEET 10/01/2021 (Fri) 09:24:12 No. 29722 [Reply] [Last]
NEET sits at home in the comfy quiet. Grandfatherbots clock on the wall in the hall where its been since the 1960's, Tick-Tock Tick-Tock, Its the only sound in the house apart from the occasional youtube clip. The clock is a witness but has no opinion, it does not judge our NEET for that is the job of time itself. And the destiny of a NEET is as sure as the passing of this day into the next. >But surely there is the novelty of MAX appointments and Minecraft updates, amirite? >A NEET's schedule isn't written in the obelisk of future history! He has endless choices yesno? Come on now NEET, Look at what you did yesterday. Is it the same as you're doing today? Are you comfy at home and kind of hoping the lockdown doesnt end? Let me put it this way: When that clock stops one day you're gonna be happy, You're gonna have a reason to go down the shop and get it a new battery, And post about it. You serve time like a wagie serves the hidden jew at the top of the food chain. So serve your time NEET and don't think about it. Dan Murphy will be there for you forever and you can always watch another tictok. Don't feel lonely tho, You have the company of history and being a NEET is the oldest profession known to man. Why did you know there is an ancient legend that it will be a NEET who turns out the lights at the end of TIME
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>>29857 I know a cave...
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Fukn rain is making life suck, Its too noisy on the shelter canvas and its hard to sleep. Wage is noticeably more pozzed than normal and the organization I work for is unsustainably inefficient. I spoke to one guy about the vaxx situation, he got it to keep his comfy permanent weekend shifts but is dead against it. I gave him some key information and said goodbye. Laundry day today, got under a week in poz town before I go to paddock beach for a couple days R&R before I go back home. I saw a moofie the other night, just to get out of the rain. It was 4 out of 5 Fingers in my ears to control the scary music at full blast. Top laffs when the monster is revealed.
>>29862 >Top laffs when the monster is revealed. cheers to that
My family is arguing with me in my head about being a covax refuser, this fight against the devil is real NEETs. Satan will try anything to bring me down now that he knows I'm never going to give in. Evil does not cast judgement over good, Those that are marked do not get to cast judgement over those that have chosen to stay pure.
>>29863 Having a laff releases the tension from the suspense from the horror moofie. Plus the body count of cops at the end is hyperbolic. I swear the lead actress was in some pron flix.

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NEET General #24 - Bean NEET Edition NEET 08/09/2021 (Mon) 09:05:26 No. 28473 [Reply] [Last]
Ask me whats for tea NEET, I'll tell you that BEANS are for tea. BEANS for lunch too. And yesterday, and the day before that. I've got BEANS coming out my ears and BEANS everywhere you look here. But us well fed NEETs like a bit of variety, notable recipes are BEANS with caviar, BEANS and lemon, BEANS with Goon and occasionally just Goon. Post your best BEANS NEETs, But remember, Lentils are legumes.
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Victorians not working from home mandated teh VAXX >Dan declares war on wood hookers. CRITICAL POINT REACHED
>>29716 Put it on teh veggies
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>>29718 veggies are for the wallabies.
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This thread is all dried up
>>29722 >>29722 >>29722 >>29722 NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

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NEET General #23 - Calling It Out Edition NEET 07/28/2021 (Wed) 03:07:32 No. 27403 [Reply] [Last]
REEEEE! This board is full of Ant-Semetic Bigots! It needs to be DIVERSIFIED and 'DECOLONIZED All you NEETs need to Check your white Privilage and give us NEW AUSTRALIANS'' a FAIR GO You've had a good run, and now its time to step aside for people who are culturally and linguistically diverse from non-english speaking backgrounds. So get used to seeing more people of color around the place, and, yeah, we dont get sunburned like you LOL. How does it feel h8r? From now on this will be a board for ALL peoples, even you legacy Europeans will be welcome here as long as you keep your opinions on-message and dont overstep your boundries. All you Racist intolerant whites will be Blown the F*ck Out! so dont be surprised if you are asked to =Proove you are not racist== before you can post on this board of peace. Oh Yeah! Your Pepe is NOW RECLAIMED for tolerance and inclusivity, we are re-booting his origins as a mixed race amphibian with an Afghani mummybot and a Bangladeshi dad who was born on Nauru and got a medevac visa after being exposed to radiation by racist Liberal party polititians. Pepe's NEW catch phrase is "Feels Tolerant Bro!" How awesome is he now, alt right dinosaurs? Pepe's first Hate-Hunting mission starts right here, Tracking down Racism and CALLING IT OUT
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>>28469 So much for eating like a king.
>>28470 Did you batter/crumb them? >go off in the freexer Nah, they can't 'go off' at such temps. They'll just lose flavur/texture. Bacteria can't grow in the ice.
>>28471 In the land of the dole cheque, the lumpfish caviar man is king.
>>28471 Like a neet king.

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NEET GENERAL #22 - Your Mummybot Edition NEET 07/14/2021 (Wed) 06:44:52 No. 26311 [Reply] [Last]
Neetiekins! Have you tidied your room like that Professor, Doctor Jordan Petersen on the T.V. was saying you should? He's very clever and hot isn't he? One day when you go back to university to finish you degree you can be just like him. >sigh I love you anyway, even if you don't. You're my best, big boy and I know you're very determined, I'm a very lucky mum to have such a healthy, kind son. I remember when you were still catching the bus to school and you'd give away your lunch treats to the other boys, such a generous little thing. >sigh Please help your mummybot and get those old coke bottles out from under your desk, They're heavy when they're full and I cant bend down under there any more. Did you put your dirty clothes in the basket like I asked you? I don't know why I fold the clean ones if you just throw them in your cupboard like that. What are you doing to make your underpants so stiff at the front? Don't you think you should go and see Doctor Pajeet about it? >sigh Nevermind, Dont forget we're seeing Grannybot tonight, I want you to leave your phone at home, Heavens knows why you need to fiddle faddle with it all the time, Does it have something to do with those posters of cartoon girls? You know how I feel about you looking at those racy pictures, Please put them away, It'd be a big help to YOUR MUMMYBOT
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>>27385 Bitch can't dance.
>>27400 Me either. CampingNOOT needs to clarify.
Goodbye old thread
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NEET GENERAL #21 - Neon Sunset Edition. NEET 06/23/2021 (Wed) 07:29:24 No. 25315 [Reply] [Last]
We were there NEETs. Me and Pepe on the B-L-V-D, hunting for a good time. Powerful smells of all kinds of aftershave and spilled beer on the pavement. The fresh haircuts and the Hawaiian shirts. You have to imagine the excitement we felt waiting for sundown, waiting for the normies to hit the dinner strip, wallets bulging and i-phones flashing. Walking magnets for the shi-shi girls and their manicured talons. It was one of those nights that we parted ways, me and pepe. All over a slick young speed head in a Lancia Beta. I still remember the smile he gave me as he drove away in the passenger seat of that two-door. I still remember the good times. I still miss the Neon Sunset
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I'm tempted to have a fourth coffee but I suspect that is unwise.
>>26307 Your body needs it
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>>26308 You should have a little something extra in your next coffee, I have a large selection at low low prices.
>>26306 Take a tooth out.

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NEET General #20 - Coffee Break Edition NEET 06/10/2021 (Thu) 00:02:48 No. 23332 [Reply] [Last]
Our NEET has a Coffee habit, Worse than that, he has a thing for Instant coffee, Goes thru a big tin every week and buys 'em online so the IGA QT doesent peg him for being a dirty munter, drinking dirty International roast, Caterers blend no less. Shameful. One time he was at his mummybots and used up all her fancy blend, now she hides it in the laundry when he comes around. Oh he's thought about cutting back, easing down on the six spoons he puts in the KFC promo milkshake cup, But ungh those migranes, that constipation. The NEET NEEDS his medicine four times a day just to leave the house, Just to get out of a coma, really. Well think some more about it, NEET. Think about all the times you spilled that vile plastic cup of sticky mud into your keyboard, think about your ulcers and your caries, and think about that time your mummybot taught you a lesson by handing you the tin of gravox in the morning when you stayed over and you drank most of what you made because muh 12 sugars. Think it's your time NEET? Isn't it time you had a COFFEE BREAK
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>>25310 Maybe get a nice steak and make a nice creamy garlic sauce or something for Friday.
>>25305 Oof. Sad story.
Doesn't look like the rains going to hit. Might go and hose some wallaby turds.
>>25311 I plan on getting a nice pub lunch when this wog fucks off for good

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NEET GENERAL #19 - NEW KICKS EDITION NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 22:55:07 No. 22305 [Reply] [Last]
Isnt it great when you come back from the IGA and those new shoes you bought finally got delivered. Then you unbox them and wear them around the house and they're so comfy and look so awesome you wear them to bed too. Then you start having baths instead of showers because if you keep them in the air out of the water you dont have to take them off at all. Its a good thing you have trackies with snaps on the sides, its a real struggle to put your jeans on sometimes. I wonder how long you've had them on, They're starting to get a bit ratty and don't feel comfy all the time now. And so begins the anxious hunt for new kicks, seeing as you got the last ones on special because the factory was clearing out old stock. Finally you find some and before you know it, there they are, on your doorstep, when you come back from the IGA. YOUR NEW KICKS
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UWU
OWO
WEW
AWA
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NEET GENERAL #18 - PRAY FOR THE COLLAPSE EDITION NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 23:06:34 No. 21294 [Reply] [Last]
Bush NEETs are a comfy lot nowadays, They're out in the regions with their prize winning cannabis patch, Lemon grove and Six Months worth of Froxen Nuggos. They've got broadband somehow and the chickens are making eggs and keeping the mice down. Why not go and visit NEET? Take some doggo treats to bribe your country cousins dogs, lest they rip your smart city pants. Maybe you can look around and find an abandoned cottage nearby, You have been thinking about how bad it looks back on the Coast with the Great Globohomo Replacement Crypto-Kike Asian Invasion. So come on out NEET! Grab your Go-Bag Goon-Bag and pack the hatch-back, Pretty soon you'll be comfy as fuck and PRAYING FOR THE COLLAPSE
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>>22290 Respect your elders, boy.
>>22297 >falsetto no idea what you're on about but I laff'd.
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Morning
Good Morning NEETs. Windy and warm this morning, Dramatic weather.
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD https://16chan.xyz/ausneets/res/22305.html

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NEET GENERAL - 16 ENDCHAN EDITION NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 18:03:45 No. 20258 [Reply] [Last]
Endchan /ausneets/ is an irc style imageboard with sequential threads called "Generals". This board has a population of about a dozen and is well known for being the boongs board for the real NEETs. Posters of note on end ausneets are: Weber, Cruisey, Shitey, Shire, Odili , sperg, monaro and Imissfather who is also the board janitor. The goings-on that occur on this board are considered 'lore' and often remarked upon in a humorous fashion, until the thread is locked after 1000 posts, Thus the 'NEETlore" deepens as it forms a voluminous archive. Endchan Ausneets occasionally crosses over with this board's Ausneets.
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>>21277 You're well stocked up neet, methinks you need a lemon tree.
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>>21290 Ozone
>>21288 >>21287 >>21285 Good cold morning
SHATTER SHITTER

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