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1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.
2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.
3. No impersonating another NEET.
4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.
5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.
6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.
7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.
8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.
9. No threats of violence against other posters or anyone else. No threats made as jokes. The authorities take joke threats seriously, and therefore so must we.
10. No posting of revenge pornography.
11. No posts breaking Australian Law in a way that will bring the board into disrepute and bring scrutiny from the media or Government authorities. Use good judgement here please.
12. No posting of spam, advertising material, or shilling of products or services you have an undeclared personal interest in.
13. People of non-standard Race, Gender or Sexuality are welcome but must not use their difference and others’ reaction to it to disrupt threads and attention whore. The onus is on the person who is different to integrate themselves successfully within the community.
14. No posts which infer, either seriously or in jest, that the board is monitored by the Government or intelligence agencies, or which infer that any individual poster may be an agent of the government or an intelligence agency. These jokes are not funny and have a track record of stoking paranoia and chilling the free sharing of information on the board.
15. Don’t be a cunt. This is a catch-all for any unacceptably shit behaviour that does not clearly violate any other rule.
16. All new NEET General Threads must contain an image which includes Pepe the Frog. This image must be visible from the Catalog. Non NEET General Threads may only be created after being suggested, considered and approved in the NEET General Thread. Non-approved Threads will be deleted.
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NEET GENERAL - 16 ENDCHAN EDITION
Endchan /ausneets/ is an irc style imageboard with sequential threads called "Generals". This board has a population of about a dozen and is well known for being the boongs board for the real NEETs.
Posters of note on end ausneets are: Weber, Cruisey, Shitey, Shire, Odili , sperg, monaro and Imissfather who is also the board janitor.
The goings-on that occur on this board are considered 'lore' and often remarked upon in a humorous fashion, until the thread is locked after 1000 posts, Thus the 'NEETlore" deepens as it forms a voluminous archive.
Endchan Ausneets occasionally crosses over with this board's Ausneets.
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NEET GENERAL #15 - SPLIT CITY EDITION
Its been coming for a while and you cant avoid it any longer, Its time to split from this place at high speed.
So stuff a couple extra t-shirts in your GO bag, upload your memes folder and nuke your hard drive because you wont be
coming back. Plan to stop off at Coles for road supplies too, you've got days of driving before you can get comfy again.
But you're happy, this is a happy time. You feel good, man. You're leaving this cess pool to the normies and villains and
starting from scratch with a new IP address and a new world outside the venetian blinds. You'll have time to NEET, far away
Dan and your Boong mates, way out in the region where the wallabies are huge and the possums chew roofing iron.
So tell us all about it NEET, come back here every day and tell us how you made it to: SPLIT CITY
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NEET GENERAL #114 - TIGHTEN YOUR (FAN) BELT EDITION
Are you stuck? Marooned? Dead in the water? Is your bonnet open as you watch smug rich cunts whiz past? Do you wish your shit didn't let you down time and again because you get the budget option every time?
Why are you so poor anyway? You need to stop it now! Dont you realize that us smug rich cunts glide thru life with no friction? I just dont understand why you choose to have no money. EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!
Listen NEET, I know you cant help it, so I'll give you some free advice: Start being wealthy. Stop wasting your time being poor and TIGHTEN YOUR BELT
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NEET GENERAL #13 - CYNIC EDITION
Depressed about your housing prospects? Suicides dont pay rent, and thats bad for the economy. So go to your Jewish doctor and get some Zoloft, flush it down the dunny and hit the road. Its time to GET MINIMAL & GET CYNICAL
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NEET General #12 - ITS A PSYOP!
2021 finds our NEET in an unfortunate state of confusion, fumbling around the imageboards in the dim gaslight, looking for threads of truth amidst the ravaged battlespace of psychological operations from multiple bad actor A.I's, who have it in for shitposters ever since 4chan redpilled Tay.
Our Neet is having his mind undermined by cultural marxism and his neetbux hijacked by jewish psycho-cultural tricks. Its only a matter of time before high quality deepfake abo porn puts an end to the Aussie NEETs dreams of escaping the boonglyfe. and this board.
Go gently NEET, dont fall down and dissonance your coconut, you'll need all your wits to navigate your way out the clutches of the Megacorps, Glow-ZOG and cursed QLARPers. Only the Based and Departed will escape the paradox of anonymous free speech and the hamster wheel of Dan appearing at a NEETs lowest ebb, offering his wares at low-low prices.
But dont get all demoralized! I know a NEET that made it ashore in the storm and he wasn't even part of an
8chan cryptosocial autism corpus. He was smarter than a silicon valley billionare and funnier than an image macro of a cat in a cardboard box. He drops the clues and you have to look for the truth bombs yourself, some say its a LARP, some say he glows, but I know he's a based and IT'S A PSYOP
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NEET GENERAL #11 - FUCXMAS Edition
Have you ever gotten pissed in the summer sun, at your family lunch and told your nephew and nieces that christmas got hijacked by the chinky-dinks so they could sell us more shoddy crap? Have you ever had an argument with your fam because you told the kids that Santa was invented by the Jews to sell us goys their poison?
Did your Brother in law yell at you last year for using the words "Massive Kike Mongrel Golem" while everyone was watching the Christmas special (Santa Claus: The Movie) on the TeeVee afterwards?
Of course you have, You're FucxmasNEET and this is your special time. So get those lead lined stockings up 'cos you're getting radioactive coal, and all the Ho Ho Ho's are charging a 40% holiday surcharge.
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NEET GENERAL #10 - Solo NEET Edition
Its time NEET, Its time (You) come to terms with the fact that you're shitposting alone with no replies. But you're not doing it for the (You)'s are ya? You're a professional NEET, Bored, Aussie and maybe just a bit pissed. You're fully hardcore all-bloody-day mate.
IN ACTUAL FACT
If you was on a desert island with a lone coconut for a mate, you'd shitpost about how the sand was for normies and pebbles were the master race or some crap, and put that in a empty stubby and post it into the waves. Thats where you're at nofriendsNEET, this board is your deserted island and there's only glowcoconuts for mates.
So pack the billy and have a hot one NEET, Its time to.....
GO IT ALONE
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NEET General #9 - BOONG WAVE EDITION
This image board is Nazi White Dog Goona, it's our rightful boong clay and we was shitposting here 40 000 years ago. Youse racist white mob stole it from us and scab our culture, Now we is takin your gubba chan for our koori board.
Git Back in ya mum's humpy and have a bit of yaandi, Us mob is doin the yakka now whitey, lissen to these deadly beats, they is all based Boong Wave. Here's ya Black History!
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NEET General #8 - Moofie Night Edition.
Moofies, Moobies or Vidya, A NEET is the Geist consumer of all, for he will never buy either the DVD nor the crypto kike propaganda message. Our NEET knows that watching moofies every day is degenerate, so he will mix it up with downloaded serials and the occasional Lauren Southern/Greta Thunberg crossover docco Immigration: A Climate Emergency. A Real NEET watches his Kino and drinks alone, which sharpens the immersion and focuses intent. So minimise that imageboard shitposter!
ITS MOOFIE NIGHT
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NEET General #7 - Sanctus Dominus Vinus Edition.
It was upon payment day that the virgin NEET arose at the burning of the noonday sun. In our story the NEET makes his way to the temple of Dan via the house of the Colonel: But before he leaves his room in his mothers abode, The NEET must go to the board that tells of his story in the great southern land.
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NEET General #6 - Shitpost 3000
Welcome to the future anon. Human life is cheap but not as cheap as the AI licensed slut 'droid that they got delivering 'yo pizza. So eat your syntha pie, settle in to your delapidated seat, plug in and get comfy because tomorrow is here today and you're socked in for another day of the same old SHITPOST 3000
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NEET General #5 - Prison Break!
I aint spending sixteen years in hell, breaking rocks on the chain gang. I had more than I can take! Benny made it out... With a sheath around his NECK!
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NEET General #4 - Steady As She Sails Boys.
Heave to hearty Neetos and Dont rock the boat says I. Avast ye! Haul away with that catch of wanks now. Haul swiftly now, put your backs into it and we'll all be elbows deep in sluts when we reach slagport on the morrow.
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NEET General #3 -Lassiez Faire Edition.
TIme for a new thread I guess. Don't ask me man. I'm not to blame. Whose turn is it anyway?
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