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NEET GENERAL #15 - SPLIT CITY EDITION NEET 04/11/2021 (Sun) 22:06:49 No. 18943
Its been coming for a while and you cant avoid it any longer, Its time to split from this place at high speed. So stuff a couple extra t-shirts in your GO bag, upload your memes folder and nuke your hard drive because you wont be coming back. Plan to stop off at Coles for road supplies too, you've got days of driving before you can get comfy again. But you're happy, this is a happy time. You feel good, man. You're leaving this cess pool to the normies and villains and starting from scratch with a new IP address and a new world outside the venetian blinds. You'll have time to NEET, far away Dan and your Boong mates, way out in the region where the wallabies are huge and the possums chew roofing iron. So tell us all about it NEET, come back here every day and tell us how you made it to: SPLIT CITY
>>20223 Your in there, next time go thru with a bunch of bannanas in your basket , bends facing up. Thats the signal for being up for it.
>>20230 >Boys there's nothing like taking your time and moving all your own things True, unless of course all you have is a tiny hatchback. But good luck to you on your final move to Silver City.
>>20223 She clearly wants to have sex with you. So next time ask for her number...
>>20234 I'll number your sex
>>20230 Well packed m8 > somewhere between three and four tonnes of lemons Thats a lot of lemon chicken.
>>20232 Just as long as he doesnt get those small bananas.
>>20237 >>20234 >>20232 >>20229 >>20225 She could grab me by the neetstick and start showing me the way and I'd probably still fuck it up and misunderstand.
>>20239 Goodnight
.>>20239 >she shushed them up when I came in >>20234 God 'DAMN @ pic. That would get you perma-banned on endchan, just saying. Milla Jovovich is so fucking sexy in the Resident Evil moofie franchise. >custies We making up words now?
>>20239 You need to make a move on her.
Aldi sell bertie beetle icecreams, they are sub par.
>>20244 kek, reminds me of Toe Cutter
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Feeling too lazy to even 'cook' a can of of Heinz soup
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Goodnight NEETs >>20239 Night NEET
>>20247 Gook night neet
>>20246 Drink it straight from the can.
>>20244 fuck off back to endchan
>>20249 Guess I could as it's already cooked technically speaking
>>20243 My IGA has Bertie Beetle 'show bags' for sale for some odd reason.
>>20247 Night noot.
>>20226 Das Rayciss, Neet. #NotAllDogs
>>20230 Nice work Neet.
You're so fine, I want you mine, you're so delicious I think about you all the time, you're so addictive Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright? (Alright, alright, alright, alright) Don't pretend, I think you know I'm damn precious And hell yeah, I'm the motherfucking princess I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right (I'm right, I'm right, I'm right, I'm right)
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>>20250 >Not from endchan
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD >>20258 >>20258 >>20258 >>20258


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