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NEET GENERAL #18 - PRAY FOR THE COLLAPSE EDITION NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 23:06:34 No. 21294
Bush NEETs are a comfy lot nowadays, They're out in the regions with their prize winning cannabis patch, Lemon grove and Six Months worth of Froxen Nuggos. They've got broadband somehow and the chickens are making eggs and keeping the mice down. Why not go and visit NEET? Take some doggo treats to bribe your country cousins dogs, lest they rip your smart city pants. Maybe you can look around and find an abandoned cottage nearby, You have been thinking about how bad it looks back on the Coast with the Great Globohomo Replacement Crypto-Kike Asian Invasion. So come on out NEET! Grab your Go-Bag Goon-Bag and pack the hatch-back, Pretty soon you'll be comfy as fuck and PRAYING FOR THE COLLAPSE
BUSH BEST AUS
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Get wasted in the wasteland with your stalker bros
Gas injection cycle complete Toxin latency period countdown
>>21298 Well gassed
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Lando Jim has (ahead of schedule) pronounced the We're entirely re-doing the wood floors in the house, and they have to be coated with various toxic substances during the process. Sorry. Accordingly, as the toxic fumes now waft incongruously through my living space, I have addressed the situation thus: 1. I've blocked off the bedroom door with a layer of suspended blankets and sheets. 2. I've created a 'positive pressure' situation with a fan set on 3x, and block off with blankets (to reduce wasted, return air-flow) 3. I've a quick and dirty seal of the A/C duct fixture in the room. Pray for me NEETS that I don't die from the chemical wasteland currently roaming freely about my living domains.
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Currently getting smashed by a thunderstorm. Got home only a few minutes before it started, good thing as I was walking and my cheap-arse umbrella would not have held up to this amount of rain.
>>21277 Well hauled, organised and stored.
>>21303 Just wait till Typhoon-Tilly comes calling mate. She'll have a dance or two with that ratty un-brella I'm sure heh.
>>21282 >tfw no qt bush sheila to hold my cock >>21284 She probably heard about the 'NEETs from bad homes'. >>21286 >07/06/18 What folder did you pull that out of? >>21289 I gas it daily
>>21294 The good citizens of Silver City recently firebombed a pedo's house. I will scout around and try and locate it.
>>21302 Stay safe neet and keep breathing.
>>21303 Well hauled m8
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>>21303 Soggy bread is no good mate. Better seal the water out with the grease from that bacon. Turbo and Mike work together to make my lunch.
>>21308 >Stay safe neet and keep breathing. Thanks Neet. Actually it's hardly even noticeable in my bedroom after all I've done to prevent that evil crap into my space in the first place. Going around to the front of the building were the workman do their thing, and it practically bowled you over. So, unless they come out with even worse shite over the next few days they're here, I'm probably good to go. The fan pumping positive pressure into the room, and bleeding back into the general house volume through the sheets and blankets did the trick I suppose.
>>21310 Pls don't eat all that farking butter in one go, Neet. You'll need that ol' circulatory system to continue for nigh on these many decades ahead yea?
>>21302 Only ozone and a A2B2E2K2Hg P3 gas mask can save you NEET. F
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>>21312 Butter good. Soy Bad
>>21313 >'~'7 I salute my fellow Neets. >>21314 >Butter good. Soy Bad Quite true, quite true. But you know, restraint is a thing too, Neet.
>>21312 He should cover them in batter and deep fry them.
>>21302 I pray for you
>>21317 Thanks kindly, Neet.
The previous tennants were smokers and covered all the surfaces with nicotine. They also had a dog that pissed on the carpets. I think thats why the place is so cheap. I'm going to put mats over the piss spots.
>>21319 I'd rather not know what previous tenants got up to. It was only when I mopped the floors a couple weeks back I noticed a lot of red blotches ingrained into the lino, most likely blood stains.
Did some light exercise purely to warm up. Couple minutes of standing jog, 50 star jumps and ten pushups. Feet are still cold though.
>>21321 If you're otherwise a healthy individual look into iodine, or even making sure you swap for iodized salt because cold hands and feet is a symptom in 80% of the cases and a host of very serious problems such as mental impairment/brain fog. Of course our retarded traitor governments don't care and aren't telling us anything of use at all except pathethically enforcing pozz and sucking off kikes and shadowskins so iodine deficiency is actually becoming a new epidemic, especially due to (((additives))) in food and water that may require supplementation. You dont hear about it though. It's an incredibly important and essential mineral we need. Also this crap about goiter doesn't apply to but the most severe cases. https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/complementary-medicine/201108/iodine-deficiency-old-epidemic-is-back
Wouldn't mind starting a youtube cooking channel >haven't washed the dirty dishes and pans from 3 days ago Depression is a helluva drug
>>21323 >Depression is a helluva drug Best to 'kick the habit', Neet.
>>21302 That's not good. Hope it dries soon.
>>21303 They're not oyster mushrooms. What do you do with pork ribs? I cooked them once and they were way too fatty.
>>21306 Bad Home NEETs ruin it for everyone.
>>21319 See if you can replace them and get the cost taken off of your rent?
>>21325 The workers are actually doing a right good job of it, but that also mean multiple layers, and different kinds too. Each takes at least a day to dry as well. They don't work over the weekends, so it will be next Monday before they put the final finish layer down if all goes as planned. And then another day of drying for that one too. I've gotten a big blue tarp folded up and ready to gorilla tape over the 'door' (simple doorway into a hall, actually) if the next stuff is really bad and gets past my current defenses. Push comes to shove, I can always go stay in the attached laundry area with the bugs. It's not a finished room (kind of like a little carport affair, but with partial walls). Hopefully it won't come to it, but I have it as plan B if needed.
>>21330 >multiple layers, Sounds like a forensic clean after the house was used to cook meth.
>>21331 Kek, I don't think so Neet. They're just trying to get the place ready to sell, and these beautiful oak board floors were hidden under carpet. The place is 70 years old. I'm sure the new floors will look great when they're finished but it's a bit of a challenge staying in the place at the same time. Don't really have anywhere else to go ATM though so w/e. Just thankful to have a roof over my head honestly.
>>21332 >oak board floors My dad did his up a couple of years ago. They're absolutely beautiful.
>>21326 >They're not oyster mushrooms Well what are they? >they were way too fatty It's pork belly ffs
>>21328 Great idea if you don't want your lease renewed
>>21330 Fucking cunts should be paying for you to stay in a motel as the rental is basically uninhabitable while that work is being done.
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>>21334 I looked it up, they are oyster mushrooms. I thought these ones were, but they are king oyster mushrooms. I didn't render the fat off properly, I'm not sure how to. I knew it'd be fatty, but it was inedible.
>>21335 I've heard of lots of people doing that stuff. Like replacing a screen door or something and the cost of the door is taken off of the rent.
>>21333 Nice, nice. I'll post some pictures of them here once they're finished so you Neets can see em. Lando is having a new roof put on next.
>>21336 It's fine. They have been a tremendous help to me many times, actually. He even tried to set me up over at a friend's place during all this, but turns out they were full. I'm used to taking care of myself in most ways so honestly it's not that big a deal.
>>21337 >didn't render the fat off properly >implying you'd want to The recipe I'll be using is just a quick sear then braise (ie you want the fat).
>>21322 Thanks ToothpasteBro >>21323 >youtube cooking channel cooking shows make me depressed >>21326 Foreman grill >>21331 Cant trust cunts to clean properly. >>21336 Mike lando is always a cunt. >>21338 I just want to be left alone. I put some thin MDF pieces over the worst smelling spots. I'll get more and some bicarb or cleaner agent and have a go with my wet and dry vac. Just have to make a day trip to Port Shorecliff at some point. >>21340 Haves and Have-Nots
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-01-25/gweagal-shield-and-captain-cook-origins-questions/12941610 Them whoite dogs stole our spears and gave us musket balls now we want our spears back and we's keeping the balls.
24hr IGA roast chooks when?
Made the mistake again of going to IGA near closing time hoping to get any decent foods. No roast chooks or discounted raw meat. There were half-price sandwiches at the deli which I'm sure will end up in the hands of employees at a 100% discount. Left with 2 cups of Suimin instant noodle, a pack of Smith's 'limited edition tasty cheese' and tub of Obela 'savoury garlic' hommus dip.
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>>21345 You have all the ingredients for a Noodle Shadilay.
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>>21347 Don't know what that is. Had the chips with the dip then a feed of chooken wings. Good night, White.
Fucking cold here in Adelaide.
>>21348 Night neet
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Goodnight NEETs >>21348 Goodnight NEET
I have one fine day before Silver City gets cold and wet so I'm going to prioritise keeping the Falcon dry tommorrow. Its now clear that the rooms will always stink until I do something about the carpets, Off to the IGA Everyday to hunt for Baking Soda, and if its a No-Go then I have a 250Km round trip for the stuff. This is how it is in the Bush. Good Night. White.
Night Neets
Good day NEETs its me Post
Morning neets. How many of the neets here are also posting in that other place?
Good Morning NEETs. Slept right thru, caught a mouse in my pantry when i got up, its trapped under a bowl.
>>21355 I post there sometimes, more (You)'s here tho.
>>21356 I trust you're going to have it for breakfast?
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>>21354 LARP
crossposters get the rope
>>21339 You should take a picture of them before they do anything.
>>21341 If that's how it's supposed to be, I don't think pork ribs are for me. There were layers of grease.
>>21342 >Haves and Have-Nots https://youtu.be/WCDpzJL1G5s>>21342 >depressed Cooking shows are one of the few things I can still watch, that and history or gardening.
>>21355 >>21356 Morning.
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Mouse still chilling under the bowl. What do?
>>21365 Ask him if he plays MtG
>>21365 Kill him.
>>21366 He plays fortnight on his mobile phone
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He's a big bastard. I got him in my pantry. I think he came down the chimney.
>>21369 >a big mouse What if he's really a small rat, and sensitive about his size, and now you've hurt his feelings? What if he's really a miniature giant space hamster?
>>21370 its a posso LARPing as a mouse.
>>21369 Keep it as a pet.
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>>21364 Morning. Got a small flat White from the bakery. The young qt who brought it out stopped me from leaving as she noticed the lid was not fully on, so she pushed it down while I was still holding the cup and one of her fingers brushed against mine. That is the first physical female contact of this year and will probably be the last.
Positive caffeine vibes feeling when
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-05-06/covid-live-updates-nsw-premier-gladys-berejiklian-local-case/100119776 Here we go again cunts. These retards government COVID scammers have obviously not got the message the first time and will need to be reminded a little harder.
>>21375 i have my first cenno appointment since covid in a week so it better happen
>>21376 I'll give you your first cenno appointment boy!
Rent, paid! Bank account, drained!
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>>21377 do it bitch
>>21359 Its really me, i am Post Malone
>>21380 Prove it, tell us something only Post Malone would know.
Another siphoned goon sack, and another on the way. >>21380 KYS
>>21373 I hope you sanitized your hands afterwards.
>>21380 LARP
Went on a scouting mission to the other side of Silver City. Really warm and nice. Time for tea.
I had some scrambled eggs with turkey mince, peas, carrots and onion.
>>21385 What are you having?
>>21383 If it wasn't for fear of covid I'd have licked the finger she'd touched
>>21382 Well gooned >>21385 Is it a very small place? >>21386 Sounds nice
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Had to try one of those Chinked smoked bulbs of garlic as they just smell so good. Put it in the fridge as its pungent smell would attract vermin for sure.
>>21391 Yum-o, thursday night fry up
>>21378 A Neets gotta do what a Neets gotta do.
>>21390 Yeah Silver City is a village really.
>>21391 >Chinked smoked bulbs of garlic If you remember please let us know what it's like.
>>21387 pasta+the usual veg and chippos in the turbo. Made a bit too much I reckon.
>>21361 Too late. Those boys were busy sanding away first thing and pulled up all the old varnish and paint. My guess is at some point the owners of yore knew they were going to carpet the place, and didn't use a dropcloth and kind of just slopped the enamel wall paint everywhere. Once the carpet came up, I was surprised at just how paint was strewn everywhere. Needless to say, they'll look like new factory-build wood floors after the lads are done with their work. Fine job actually. The first two chemicals have been done and today's showed up some leaks in my barrier wall. I plugged those up reasonably well, and we'll see how it holds. The next ones are the actual protective coatings. Nasty stuff.
>>21397 Bare floors are okay if you dont live with anyone else. Its hard to concentrate on things if you can hear your housemates thumping around.
Might go to be in 20 minutes
>>21399 bed*
>>21396 Leave it out neet, I'll finish it off.
>>21401 >Welcome to it.
>>21386 Can't go wrong with scrambled eggs. 4 chicken wings, a cup of Continental chicken noodle soup and slice of wholemeal bread for dinner.
>>21402 keep it in your pants please
I had a go at making a awning for the carport, with the goal being to cover the falcon completely. Its good but needs some adjustment tommorrow, that and working on the kitchen set-up until the wood runs out and then I can do my day trip to Port Shorecliff when I get a break in the weather. Not much else to do when I'm pooped, dont have any goon, cant watch a moofie, might as well go to bed. Good Night, White.
>>21404 I'll keep it in your mouth if you don't mind.
>>21405 Goodnight neet.
>>21405 Good night noot.
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Goodnight NEETs
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I really need a gf.
Good Morning NEETs. Got up early but havent gone outside yet to see what the day is like. Probably should... uWu its super warm.
>>21411 Morning
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https://www.coindesk.com/price/dogecoin shitcoins are the new property, My hobby-trader mate bought and flipped some "dodge-coin" (its Doggy-coin) two weeks ago for a tidy profit. The crypto bubble is fueled by know-nothing gamblers, money is the ultimate meme.
Fugg my mobile internet is too slow for anything except imageboards. Even then I cant download .webm files without sitting staring at a motionless download bar like a mong. Fiber optic broadband ruined me, NEETs
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Morning gang.
>>21409 Goodnight
SLICKY BOY
I'm up. Had a coffee. I am currently finishing off an assignment. I have started taking pride in some of them which makes me do much better.
This fucking weather is ridiculous. It feels like it has been raining for weeks.
Off to check out the IGA in a minute. Dont need anything, what to get then?
>>21418 Good to hear >>21420 Check out the specials
>>21418 Morning, I successfully fingered another qt barista as she handed me the cup. Feels good mane. Just kidding, all I could think was how disgusted she must've felt to have touched me... Good luck with your assignment.
>>21420 See if there is a cute redhead there.
>>21414 IKTF, I'm lucky if a Youtube vid plays smoothly at 144p
>>21419 Perhaps it has been and you've lost your sense of time being a shut-in NEET
>>21415 I would roast that
The real estate agent wants feedback on my latest Maintainance Experience. but the maintainance mong hasnt come around since i started paying rent. I think I'll ignore it.
>>21423 >>21421 I'll buy some condoms to let the locals know I shoot big POZ loads.
BO, just curious why you're tolerating obvious literal faggots here. Sodomites are a curse and a blight. They degenerate any environment they are a part of as long as they are actively evangelizing their deviant lifestyle, as these two obviously are doing here. It would be far better for all the lads if you perma'd them.
>>21429 Racist.
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I went to the IGA and the pharmacy. I got an apple but I already ate that when i got back. I was going to eat it on the way but it was handled by a black person so I had to wash it at home.
Vegemite sandwich for lunch
>>21431 An odd selection of goods. But that's what happens when you walk into a supermarket without a grocery list.
>>21429 We's not faggots, We's just like to party. UNNA
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They've got rockstar in screw top cans for 8 dollars at the IGA. I think i got the regular one for less than half that at coles back in poz city.
>>21435 incentive to stop buying that shit
>>21435 I would tell you not to be drinking that sugary poison, but that would be very ironic coming from an alco. So drink up!
>>21436 >>21437 But the screw tops stop me spilling it in my car. I usually put it in a drink bottle but its not as cool.
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>>21435 Holy shit, you pay $8 for that? I buy the Organic Rockstars on sale at the grocery store for $1.66 per 16oz can. I buy nine cans at a time (multiples of 3) to get the sale price, usually clear out all the organic cans. I did the math, that equates to about $2.50 if it was a 24oz/710mL can. This is in USD, though. Looks like 1USD=1.29AUD right now, so that would still only be $3.25 in AUD. The organic ones are basically just cane sugar (not high fructose), water, and caffeine extract. I don't feel nearly as shitty as when drinking most other energy drinks (Rockstar, Red Bull, and Monster etc.).
>>21439 UwU. that looks delicious. There is only HFCS sweetened rotgut and meth up here.
>>21439 to be clear, i don't get them because they're organic. i get them because they have few ingredients and the caffeine seems "clean" in the way that caffeine from green tea feels. drink is much less dehydrating.
>>21441 Yeah rockstars a pretty rough buzz. You end up feeling like theres ants crawling along your nerves.
Did the 4-day old pile of dirty dishes. I really miss having a 2-sink setup and a detachable faucet.
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>>21443 There are far greater musical artists than that malone mong.
>>21443 Yep good enough for me, I'm convinced.
>>21444 I have to keep washing my dishes as I only have 4
Also disposed of the empty beer cans that had mould growing on the rims
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>>21443 BEGONE BLEACH DEMON
>>21448 Did you keep the others?
Having a caro and vanilla flavored soy milk. Big fat raindrops on the roofs.
>>21450 >the others? ? If you meant any 'full' cans then there were none.
Cooking the pork rashers
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Took a few pics but nothing really stands out. All brown and nothing to provide contrast in colour. First I blanched the pork to remove 'impurities', then sauteed over a low heat to render out some fat before adding roughly 6 garlic cloves, a small brown onion and the oyster mushrooms that were pulled apart by hand. Then added about a teaspoon each of smoked paprika and chook stock powder before brasing in some plain old tap-water for 30 minutes. Oh and a few squeezes of that chilli paste which provided a nice subtle heat.
>>21426 With the pickle?
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>>21429 So are yanks. I don't care about what they do in Pennsylvania or Israel.
>>21435 You should save up and do big hauls when you go back there. I used to do a monthly shop when I was living out bush and drive to the city.
>>21454 Is it all slimy from the fat?
>>21454 Looks like it turned out well neet, thanks for the pics
>>21458 > the fat? Thats where all the flavour is.
>>21460 You need to get most of it out, save it for later if you want but eating straight lard is yuck.
>>21458 No, I didn't render much out. And what was rendered was soaked up by the garlic, onion and mushroom before adding the braising liquid. Plus giving the pork that initial blanching probably helped removed any potential 'sliminess'. >>21459 Thanks, my pleasure.
Off to bed in 10. Not particularly sleepy just tired of being awake.
>>21463 Goodnight neet.
One does not simply put the Mersey Valley in the refrigerator.
>>21463 Have a wank.
>>21456 Faggots will swing when the day of the rope comes.
Well, I had one Whitepill fall in my lap today. I discovered that famous pickup artist Roosh had repented back '18 and is now a devout Christian. His primary focus seems to be on helping White men deal with the degeneracy surrounding us all. The closest analogy that comes to mind for me thus far is he may be a modern-day St. Augustine. https://www.bitchute.com/video/ikDDg99I5ywv/ Godspeed Roosh.
>>21454 Well done. A fine NEET dinner.
I had a wank before and now I feel lethargic. Terrible decision with the gym approaching. You reap what you sow and all that.
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Another day on the tools. Being an operator of and for myself. Threw up a bench and fine tuned the awning. Deployed the mini fridge and the frypan to good effect. Probably use the last of the wood tomorrow and start on the decontamination of the main room which needs to be done before I can have a crack at the NBN connection. Need to look at the map of Port Shorecliff and find the K-marts and Coles and Bunnings. Would be nice to have a swim in the ocean too but we'll see. Good Night, White.
>>21470 You'll feel better after you start lifting.
>>21471 night m8
>>21462 >soaked up by the garlic, onion and mushroom Ah yeah, hat would've helped.
>>21465 Where's it supposed to go?
>>21467 Sounds sexual.
>>21411 I knew a nigger who used to say that. I hope you're not the same guy.
>>21477 That was me.
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Goodnight NEETs
Good Morning NEETs. *Yawn. Big Sleep in today, Cant find my comb and my scalp is itchy AF.
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>>21479 Mornin' FRENs
OwO. Found the brush, Now my head feels good and looks boss.
>>21482 >OwO you can stop posting that now
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>>21480 >>21481 Morning gang. Hope you're all feeling chipper and up for the day.
>>21484 >>21481 >>21480 Morning neeties
>>21484 Absolutely amazing bit of sculpture, that. Thanks Neet.
>>21468 He got sick of the whores and wants a real woman with dignity. I take this as a warning. Chads with access to any woman get trapped, you see.
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>>21486 The sculptor's name is giovanni strazza It's incredible.
>>21488 >those digits Obviously he was an Ebil White Nahdzee!111 Jokes aside, it's incredibly sobering to me that those precious works of human achievement and sublime art will literally be wantonly destroyed by rampaging mud people (and their enablers) in the future, unless they are spirited away into hiding before the collapse. The destruction of statues to White heroes in the US was just a prelude to what's coming for us the entire world over. The Visigoths won't be able to hold a candle to the damage that a sea of mindless sand/nigger hordes will be able to do to Christian European heritage. All saved NEET.
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Feeling hungry.
>>21485 Good morning. Went for a nice warming walk around the town center. Left the wallet at home so wasn't tempted to buy a coffee and/or pie. Some old lady in a car yelled out to me asking "where the markets were?" from across the road so I had to yell back directions. Walked past a qt wearing tight pink gym clothes. A pretty exciting morning for me.
>>21491 Good stuff. Do they have a JW cult there?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7683381/Woman-recalls-attack-homeless-man-psychotic-disorders-poured-bucket-hot-feces-her.html >A California woman has recalled the moment she was dragged out her car by a homeless man and drenched in hot feces. >'Paramedics who came to treat me said there was so much of it on me, that it looked like the man was saving it up for a month.
>>21488 Kek. Digits. Imagine some cunt thinking that their 3d printer could do that.
Deployed the dryer after making a high shelf. Now I have nice warm dry tea-towels. Rainy outside, Dinner in the turbo oven. COMFY AF
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>>21489 The Globohomo and Jewish led woke crowd will try to dismiss it as Kitch that belongs to the bad old days, or reduce it to a dollar value. Masterworks like this dont fit in to their narrative, Let them fill their homes and museums with African fetishes and Boong dot paintings, let them feel the cognitive dissonace when they experience real art.
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>>21481 Pepe is our mascot.
>>21491 >where the markets? Spending money is a popular passtime, its pathetic really
>>21493 There's no coming back from that. for either psycho or victim, really.
>>21495 Sounds good. What's for dinner?
>>21499 I would be compelled to shave my head. No amount of shampoo could make the hair feel clean again.
>>21500 Beans, peas. potatoes and some pastries/crackers
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https://www.rt.com/news/523103-rio-brazil-favela-police-shootout/ >Police were targeting Comando Vermelho (Red Command), Its just like in that moofie City of God/ City of Men. Kino Filimz, Really.
>>21495 Good one Neet. >>21496 >Let them fill their homes and museums with African fetishes and Boong dot paintings, let them feel the cognitive dissonace when they experience real art. Fair enough then, let them. This too shall pass, and their evil works can pass along with it. But timeless beauty will never go out of style as long as a rational man still draws breath. And since that's literally for all eternity, then beauty will abide eternally. >>21504 Apparently the cartel-run govt of Columbia has been firing on crowds of liberal protesters, from hovering helicopters above the crowds the last couple days.
New half flush bog doesn't flush all my chodz.
>>21506 Hey, but at least you're 'saving the planet', right Neet?
what kind of board is this? its always the most active board on any of these sites
>>21508 Shitposting.
>>21507 The water jews want you to do Le Maxiflush.
>>21510 Actually, near as I can tell most of them are municipality operations, and therefore of little direct interest to Jews. There's no money to be made in it. Not that waterworks don't represent a seat of power. >DATELINE 2027 >''The ongoing plandemic pandemic scare continues into it's 8th year this week. Thousands of White terrorist anti-vaxxers descended on the capitols around the world for yet another day of lethal protests, with hundreds being shot, trampled, or otherwise killed by the ZOGbots friendly local guardians of democracy. >Demonic demented moronic frustrated leaders finally issued this definitive statement this morning from the Capitol: >You still don't want to take our rat's poison gene manipulation brew the 'vaccine' Neets? Fine. >NO WATER OR ELECTRICITY FOR YOU, YOU BAD GOY! Saving water is fine Neet, but ask youself this, "If I have to flush twice now, am I really saving money?'' You might also check into the groups trying to push the 'savers' utility items on the world too. Do you really think they have your interests at heart?
>>21509 i get that but whats the ausneets part about? i can't believe that theres a whole country of people that likes to use non mainstream imageboards
I need a comfy bean bag and a TV. There are too many hours in a day I don't know what to do with.
I have a 50-inch back in the storage shed but that won't fit in the hatchback. I could strap it to the roof but that would probably be illegal.
>>21508 Lurk moar, faggot >>21512 >i can't believe that theres a whole country of people that likes to use non mainstream imageboards You'd be wrong
>>21512 >Mainstream >Imageboards
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I just relocated my sleeping arrangements to another part of the house and discovered this 'wet spot' on the stretcher. I knew this place had an issue with moisture but not to this extent. I've been sleeping in that dank bed for the past ~couple weeks at least. It's no wonder why I feel so horrible and have been developing an intermittent cough that lasts throughout the day. Got the pedestal fan running on it now but will also look into buying a dehumidifier.
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>>21501 Unfortunate.
>>21517 Actually, 4cunt is squarely under the globohomo thumb now, so yea. >>21518 >but will also look into buying a dehumidifier. Probably quite a good idea Neet.
>>21508 It's a humdinger, a real doozie.
>>21512 They're Australian and NEETs, mostly.
>>21522 Mostly not these days
Should i be scared of the Globohomo
Boiled eggs for din-dins
>>21518 Nah its NEETsweat. You gotta dry your bedding out every morning.
>>21519 >jw_modest_fashion. You can see how they recruit horny noobs
>>21527 His lemon sucking arse is going to be walking around with pamphlets in jeans and a business shirt.
>>21524 >Globalist kikes >All the money >All the tech >Govts around the worlds in their pockets >Hate all White Christian men >Hate all Whites, period. >Worship Satan >Worship the Anti-Christ >Worship the Beast Gee I dunno NEET, what do you think?
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Pixxas in my freexer when?
>>21532 I'm gonna tell Nuro you're stalking him
Fuck this gay shit.
>>21511 Kek. Are you telling me to stockpile my dunny flushes. it rains up to 3 meters a year in Silver CIty
>>21504 Not taking prisoners, just executing suspects. Thats the way to deal with the narcos. Helicopter rides for the survivors.
https://www.rt.com/uk/523182-ema-astrazeneca-immune-disorder/ Imagine getting the covax and then finding out that heaps of cunts get sick, way down the track from it.
>>21536 You can grow rice with that much water neet
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>>21539 Fuck Rice
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Had a nice moment when I saw the sun come out on the lush green backyard, felt a bit like having something just for myself, like a display for me and my efforts. I'm coming closer to getting out the deadmans pipe and the nugs I stole from the private school brats stash. Maybe when the auxillary PC is set up and I get the chin up bar installed somewhere. I went for a walk up a hill and got a good view of Silver City. Spotted a rock I want to bring back to do push ups on. Might rehang some doors tomorrow. Good Night, White.
>>21541 Night m8
It fucking pisses me off so much seeing these smug cunts calling the great replacement a 'conspiracy theory'.
>>21532 Pretty sweet looking. Seems like you might be able to swim out to that island if you wanted to.
Nite Neets. >>21536 Yes! Save the seals while you're at it! Global Warming! White men ebil Nahdzees! CORONA!!! >3m Shitting me? You can make inland seas with that much Neet. >>21538 >IMAGINE ANYONE BUYING INTO KIKE LIES & PANIC STORY, ABOUT THE YEARLY FLU SEASON. Shiggy.
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Goodnight NEETs >>21541 Goodnight NEET
>>21546 Nite NEET
11.5 / 20 on that mid-semester test I took on Monday. I am impressed how quickly it was marked. Mark is sort of bad but it could be worse. I guess that is an alright mark for how little preparation and effort I put in. I am very motivated to do better now.
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>>21532 Hmm. >>21533 Those eggs look yummy. >>21541 You need to find someone locally to get nugs off of. >>21546 Nice tits >>21548 Is that a passing grade? Morning gang.
Good Morning NEETs. Poor sleep, I need to start doing exercises again.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-05-08/australian-resident-dies-in-india-covid-19-crisis/100125780 >An Australian permanent resident has died after contracting COVID-19 in India, as the pandemic continues to devastate the subcontinent. When will the ABC learn that real ausies get redpilled from the cognitive dissonance they shove down our throats i.e. being told to be sad when filthy poo fake australians die like dogs when in fact its generally a positive outcome.
>>21550 Morning
>>21551 Poos drop like flies this time of year (same as every year) just before the Monsoon b/c heat, pollution & overcrowding. But you can bet that this flu isn't killing any more this year on average than any other years. The 'fake' Australians may in fact be fake. But that's of little relevance in comparison the fake pandemic, and the even more-fake genetic-mutation 'cure'.
opossum are cool and sweet, why do normalfags hate them?
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>>21552 >>21550 >>21549 Morning. Walked past the church I thought about going to since yesterday. Didn't go in however as I missed the start time + too hungover + haven't showered in 3 days. Wished mummybot a happy Mother's Day. Too broke to send her any gifts however.
>>21553 Its the 'India-Virus' Now.
>>21554 Probably b/c they look like big rats. Same as with Jews, ppl seem to hate rats in general.
>>21557 Jews steal your money and future but the possos steal from your vegie garden.
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>>21556 Potatoe, potatoe. The entire thing is just a huge scam by the globalist kikes and their golems. It's simply intended to brainwash as many people as will submit to it, to do as they're told, when they are told -- regardless of how dehumanizing or weird it may be. Oh, and also to line the globalist pockets with Jew-gold at the same time, ofc. >
>>21558 >Jews steal your money and future but the possos steal from your vegie garden. Fair enough, both true. But personally, I like the way posso mamas carry the wee little babbys around, dangling there.
>>21560 Tuirned out well neet
>>21560 Looks Hearty
Lappy's heaps dusty
>>21555 Chinks being deliberately annoying now.
Fried egg sandwich for lunch. Poured the remainder of olive oil that was in the pan onto the toasted bread >>21560 Looks very nice
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https://www.theguardian.com/business/2021/may/07/james-packer-ties-israeli-pm-spy-chief-national-risk-report >He was drinking a bottle of vodka “and more” a day and was also on powerful psychiatric drugs. Kerry's Idiot son turns the cringe factor up to 11. He was 'Blaster' to his Jew 'Master'
>>21560 Yummy.
>>21567 Also yummy.
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Do you like currawongs?
>>21571 Nicely bird-spotted. Seems the main difference between them and a magpie is the latter have white beaks.
Wish I could fly. Used to make 'wings' using cardboard and jump off the roof of the house as a kid.
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>>21571 PIED CURRAWONG BEST CURRAWONG
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Went up the new Ravine. >The absolute Murk.
Off up down the IGA. Maybe get a screw-top rockstar.
>>21576 what state is this?
>>21577 Don't come back without a roast chook and pack of fresh rocket.
>>21576 Looks pretty dank. Is that red thing a mushroom?
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Another sack siphoned off
>>21580 Dunno what kind of mushroom it is. I only know the gold tops.
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>>21581 I've had many a tipsy whore in my day meladdy'o. This one I've no qualms about being temporarily unavailable though.
>>21579 They dont sell bread in Silver City apparrently.
>>21584 >bread Whoever said anything about bread?
Feel like doing another trip to the storage shed this week. Just for the road trip aspect more so than getting anything.
>>21586 What's to get?
>>21587 Winter clothing (jumpers, trackie dacks etc), sex toys, musical equipment, cooking equipment, misc tools, and I might be able to fit the 50-inch TV into the hatchback sans the original packaging (ie. no cardboard box).
>>21572 Along with the butcherbirds, magpies and currawongs fall into the cracticines, which manage to look a lot like corvids when they really aren't (they're still passerines though). I feel like magpies have more character than currawongs, since I always see them in pairs with their offspring running around. I've even seen a magpie attacking its own child to make it fuck off as it matures, along with other interesting stuff. Currawongs just fly around in small flocks sitting in tree branches with their shorter legs at all times of the day, regardless of whether it's 3 pm or 3 am these niggers are always flying around and making noise. Maybe there's more to them, idk, but it doesn't feel like you're watching something as intimate as a pair of magpies. I still feel that if I was receiving revelations from God and became the prophet of a religion like Muhammad, I would forbid people from harming corvids, parrots and cracticines. I guess they are dumb animals that eye you from a tree and hope you drop food, but I can't help but love them and feel a strong affinity for them. They won't ever understand.
Might go to bed in 5. Job agency appointment tomorrow. Lies shall be told. And not just from my side.
>>21590 are they trying to fuck with you?
I really need to stop ogling women in public. It is probably really obvious.
>>21576 I hope you got that mushroom.
>>21584 You could start making your own.
>>21588 >50 inch sex toy
>>21589 you never see magpies and currawongs together. I think currawongs seem more independent of humans, an attirbute I hold in high esteem. The way that watlebirds are super shy and will actively hide if they see you.
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Got out the mallet and chisel for the door hinges. I forgot that you dont make the rebates flat but you slope them out a bit. no problem I'll fix it tomorrow before I hang it. These technical jobs are challenging but if I dont do it then who will? No one would do a proper job on a house at the end of its life, in the middle of nowhere. I have a rare purpose to do these jobs on this house at the start of a long residency. I reckon I feel better about doing labor on this place than a rich cunt doing rich cunt shit and a city normie who's got the lyfe. I'm Rocking the new house setup NEETs. Good Night, White.
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Goodnight NEETs >>21597 Goodnight NEET
>>21597 >>21598 Goodnight.
Hope God blesses yall NEETs, Good Night
Good Morning NEETs. Rain on my roof as predicted. I'm oversleeping a lot now that the stress is off.
>>21601 Morning, enjoy it. The rain is here too, was listening to it in bed.
>>21601 Morning neet
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-05-06/qld-rspca-malnourished-dogs-diet-animal-welfare/100120086 Should have added teh beans and oilseeds. Or maybe got a gun and shot some wallabies.
>>21606 >>21605 Fuck off.
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Having this Rosehip tea before I start for the day. Its a little bit sour but good enough.
>>21608 Put four sugars in it.
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>>21609 I'll try honey its all I have.
>>21610 You're a healthy fella.
I have another mid-semester test for a different subject at 11. Very nervous.
>>21597 Hell yeah dude, it's great to hear how much you're enjoying the new place.
>>21549 >Is that a passing grade? Yeah, I've done really well with the assignments and quizzes. I should pass as long as I don't bomb the exam too badly.
Carpet cleaning 1/4 is coming along.
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>>21612 Funny feeling isnt it? Its worse when you are in the lecture theatre under exam conditions.
>>21617 Your poo shouldn't look like that neet, you need a bulking agent.
>>21608 >55% rozy >>21603 >>21602 >>21601 Morning. Walked up a hill earlier. It was a fairly steep climb and could feel the heart pumpin' at the top, though I didn't go all the way, only about 3/4.
How bad is it to breathe car exhaust fumes in small amounts? I go jogging alongside a major road and there are lots of cars there. I am wondering if I should go a different route to avoid them.
>>21622 Diesel fumes are carcinogenic. Modern petrol cars should theoretically be okay, exhaust wise. go find your local oval and run laps.
>>21620 why'd you stop NEET?
>>21618 my poo is fine and sticks to the back of the bowl because my dick is so big I have to sit way back so it doesnt touch the porcelain.
>>21624 It's in the NEET blood to quit anything and everything before completion.
>>21614 Cool, good to hear.
>>21623 Diesel smells better than unleaded.
Right about to start the test. I feel cold for some reason.
>>21629 Did the test. It went alright.
>>21630 I hope you are warm now that the test is over
>>21630 Good to hear m80.
Going to cook lamb stew.
>>21628 Nah, Cuz, The desil aint no good. Ya want the 98 petty mate.
Peanut butter and ritz crackers for lunch. A feast fit for a mouse
>>21633 Lamb shanks with fresh rosemary and red wine?
Done with the carpet 1/4 i went over one part three times and the wastewater never changed color. Lit the fireplace to dry it out.
dead thread
your a ded fred
>>21639 it's a bot, BO is a fag for not autofiltering its text
Back from IGA. No roast chooks and no discounted raw meats yet again. Left with cans of Heinz spagetti, a pack of Smith's chips and some Don cabanossi.
Rehung a door, now it sits flush with the wall when its open. massive improvement and a cunt of a job. Having a look at the instruction manual for the bread maker. Tea in the turbo oven + fried eggs.
>>21641 Salami > Cabana
>>21642 Well done neet
Off to bed in 15
No word from job agency since calling them early this morn to confirm an appointment. Won't be surprised to wake up tomorrow to a "Your payment has been suspended because you didn't attend an appointment" text message.
>>21646 email them so you have a record of the enquiry.
>>21646 Then straight to Dan's afterwards?
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This laptop-mobile internet is limiting my effectiveness as a NEET, but tommorrow I should be able to have a crack at getting the FTTN broadband going. Then I can think about finding the local Amateur radioo frequencies and get on to the repeater for emergencies when I'm out in the ravine. Also got to find a wood hooker because I burned thru 1/5 of my wood supply this arvo. Also got to check out some spectacular coastline an hours drive away. (not Port Shorecliff) Good Night, White.
>>21649 >Also got to find a wood hooker because I burned thru 1/5 of my wood supply this arvo. Not sure how cold it gets there but when I was able to order firewood I used to go through about 6-7 tonne a year, but if your only an hour away from the coast you wont get as cold as Barnaby land, Goodnight m8
>>21650 >7 tonnes firewood. Fugg thats a lot.
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Goodnight NEETs
Good Morning NEETs. Fugg its cold. No wonder I've been sleeping in lately.
>>21653 Morning.
>>21653 >>21654 Morning NEETs, another day another wage
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>>21655 nearly friday.
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>>21655 Morning, yeah. The wage takes, it never gives.
Perfecting my aim on the poo smear in the back of the bowl.
Hmm. The local wood hooker on FB looks sketchy. Plus I'm pretty sure he takes cash/meth/4WD parts. might ask the guy at the servo about what do?
>I was definitely terrified for a moment when i realized i was running out of time. I can say that in the air, it felt like I had plenty of time to think. As soon as i realized i was fkd, I completely accepted that I would die as soon as I hit the ground and that there was nothing I could do about it. It was one of the most peaceful things I had ever felt.
>>21655 >>21654 >>21653 Good morning, went for another hill hike to kickstart the heart and leach out some of last night's goon. Heavy rain predicted tomorrow so I've got a load of washing on now.
>>21661 >leach out some of last night's goon i wonder if a sauna would be good for this
>>21662 >i wonder if a sauna would be good for this Yes, it would Neet (been known for long time). I'd suggest it's use in combination with large doses of electrolyte replenishment.
>>21660 Weee! Sounds like fun. obviously failed tho.
>>21659 I usually use Locanto for that sort of thing ;)
>>21647 That would've been a good idea. Anyway they called earlier and made a b.s. story about getting dates mixed up. It's like I said previously, lies are told on both sides. >>21648 Thankfully not this time.
>>21649 >tfw no 'white woman 3' gf
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>>21669 Clever boong
>>21660 climbing without a rope and helmet. Extreme sports, Extreme consequences
>>21669 Is he the anti-covax spokesman now?
>>21668 Retard level-up right there.
>>21673 brakes failed
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>>21669 Just posted this on /pol/ but might as well share it here
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>>21677 594 kilos
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>>21669 lol why would anyone pay any attention to what mundine says
>>21676 Kek, but who had the worst haircut?
>>21680 Because otherwise he'll bash ya
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Hyped for tonight's budget announcement?
>>21680 >lol why would anyone pay any attention to what mundine says <he's not a strawman, go...guys! he's just nuts! Gaslighting 101. >>21682 Why do these always come in pairs revolving around the virus hoax, I wonder? moong-tier good cop/bad cop by the looks of it I'd say.
>>21683 Nothing in it for me
kek, why am I from the netherlands
>>21682 He'd have trouble punching a cone these days.
Deploying Payload Desk + Desktop Having a Coffee
>>21684 I wanna be the bad cop.
>>21684 >I wonder? I posted both...
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If BO wants to be rid of me just say it and I'll go
>>21692 Who is that guy? Why do i hate him so much already
>>21693 He's the mong that that hands out the neet bux
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>>21694 KEK YEAH
>>21684 Why would you take a risky experimental vax for a harmless virus that you're not at risk of catching.
>>21691 Nice. Dad had a phase 1 when I was a kid.
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>>21693 It's your sexy goth bad-boy KingCobraJFS
>>21698 Least the ratio looks better this time.
>>21696 Obviously, I wouldn't. Reading comprehension is a thing, you know. >>21691 I love that car.
Off to bed in 30
The carpet in the room where im setting up my battlestation is fucked. This suits me because i need to install an underfloor conduit for the LAN and power cables. A pristine rental would be a massive problem to disguise these modifications that are going to happen. Agey the agent comes around tomorrow, I'll sus her out as to how far i can push it when i do my thing but i suspect that as long as I dont drink and drill then I'm golden. HOT WIRE THAT SHIT HOME BOY
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>>21702 Might be best to hide the big drill
>>21703 Used one of them to drill out the back of a fireplace at the basement level to get access to the terrace next door once. Those were the days
>>21702 >drink and drill Give a bit to Agey
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I might be eating too much NEETs, I have two cooked dinners a day and sweets afterwards. I had thought i'd cut back a bit and have stuff like soup and bread at lunchtime and about half the cheese I'm eating now. I do work hard but not as hard as I did during my wage days, although I do believe I had four meals a day then. Definetley going to get the pressure cooker out and get into the dried beans and lentils and stop ploughing thru my canned beans stash. Lemons are holding out tho. The ones I took had a green tinge and will last a couple of months. Out of eggs already, dont feel like paying Silver City prices when I can get em for less than half in Poz City. Not sure weather I'll take the Dewar flask up to Port Shorecliff's froxen food hunting grounds. Need some logs pretty soon. At the half- way point of the fuel wood I brought up with me. Might have to chance calling in the wood hooker and hope he doesnt case my place to roll later. Good Night, White.
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Goodnight NEETs
>>21707 >>21710 Night NEETS
Good Morning NEETs. Fireplace = lit.
>>21709 Kek. Dravidians are aryans now.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-05-12/wollert-melbourne-victoria-covid-case-exposure-site-testing/100132218 What is it with CoViD and Curry? Just avoid the place if it smells like poos and you're safe.
>>21714 >and you're safe. Apart from needing to wash your hands maybe, you're safe regardless. Young White men aren't vulnerable to the flu, friend.
>>21712 Good morning, I've never had a home with a fireplace. The smell of burning wood and crackle of the logs would be so nice to wake up to.
Agey came around. Breezed thru and dropped some clues about the disposition of the lando. Looking at meter box. thinking about how to hot wire it.
>>21716 Wood heater. The fireplace is too dangerous to be used for anything other than running cables thru.
>>21717 >some clues about the disposition of the lando And? What's the news Neet?
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Cafe brewski in hand. Made it to the top of the hill earlier. Great views. Hit the goon too hard yesterday and ended up with the shakes around midnight. It simply can't continue.
>>21719 Landos dont give a shit as long as long as they get hassle free rent. Agey said they will not sell in the near or far term. Basically anything I do here is an improvement.
>>21721 Good news then. You look to be set for a long haul possibly.
>>21720 Dont be a quitter, Son.
>>21717 >Agey Is that what the cool kids are calling real-estate agents now?
Once was based.. Now a disgrace.
https://www.zerohedge.com/covid-19/worlds-most-vaccinated-nation-sees-active-covid-cases-double-under-week >The situation in the Seychelles, an island nation that has suffered from a recent surge in COVID-19 cases despite boasting the world's highest vaccination rate, is going from bad to worse. >despite
>>21726 >Chinese and Indian-made jabs. lol, some people must be desperate
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"Now it is pretty expensive but that's going towards my grocery bill" - KingCobraJFS talking about the pictured wand he just listed for sale.
Had a root canal today.
>>21730 drugs
Running out of firewood and cant get the nbn to connect. FML
>>21730 You'll be okay until the anaesthetic wears off.
>>21730 Fuck, hope it's not as bad as it could be.
About to get nailed by a storm. The lights have been 'dipping'. If the power goes out it's going to be one very long and boring night. Good thing I bought a new sack earlier.
>>21735 >About to get nailed hot!
>>21735 >>21736 Nailed by the sack.
>>21735 Whats the sack for?
texted the local wooden hooker. I got the number and some used car disks from the servo.
Wood hooker is coming friday.
>>21740 Least you will stay warm neet
Off to bed in 16, with a handful of Smith's chips and a good heaping of roast chook in the gut.
>>21739 >used car disks ?
Ungh. PC setup issues are shit, Going to get up early to do some scheduled online shit with the mobile internet AIDS. So that'll probably fail. Then off to Port Shorecliff to cross shit off that list i was growing. Good Night, White.
>>21743 *disk brakes
>>21744 Night Neet. >>21730 You have my feels Neet.
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Goodnight NEETs >>21744 Goodnight NEET
Going to be home on my own for six weeks. Time to do... nothing different. >>21731 >>21733 >>21734 >>21746 It didn't hurt at all. >>21744 >>21747 >>21742 Goodnight NEETs.
Cant sleep. Having another go at the NBN connection.
On Whirlpool forum. Thank fuck for the boomers and their tech issues.
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Now i am wondering how far i am from the nbn node
Rescheduled my Urbit on-boarding session. No point without broadband. For some reason they do them at 5AM which is inconvenient. Back to bed.
Good Morning NEETs. Grim nightmares and I didnt want to sleep in. Port Shorecliff run today.
>>21755 Morning.
Chilli poos >>21756 morning
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Off to the coast. You NEETs want?
>>21758 10mg of 5-MeO-DMT
>>21758 Bring me back a seashell please
>>21757 >>21756 >>21755 G'morners. Felt surprisingly good despite poor sleep. Was happy enough to wash the 2-day old dirty dishes anyway.
>>21748 >Time to do... nothing different IKTF all too well >>21745 Well clarified >>21744 >tfw no '62497da0b4c4b1bbd3c05472d4b65ff5be6bfac31cc5ad6e9d983b5a66c14249' gf
>>21761 Good, glad to hear things are looking up for you Neet. Now, just maintain a steady, even keel right?
>>21763 Y-yeah sure. I totally haven't been on the goon since 11:30...
>>21764 Well, just try to temper it down a bit then yeah? Smaller shots & whatnot. Also, drink metric shit tonnes of H20 along with it, and all through the day, really. You're going to make it NEET.
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Getting gooned early means going to bed early. I deserve to wake up at midnight with the DT's* for my degenerate behaviour. A true disgrace to all NEETs. * Dan's Tango for one
Making my beef stew. >>21750 They're also some of the dumbest cunts I've met and frequently make useless posts in threads.
>>21766 Is this a new one?
>>21767 Crash early and try to wake up at afternoon/evening. Means you get to live two days is 24hrs.
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The day trip to Port Shorecliff was less exciting than it could have been. I got most of the stuff I need and checked out the CBD. So scarce were the asians that I couldnt even find them in the bakery and there were no spice shops or gook-ermarkets in sight. White couples and mumz with 3 blue eyed kids. Drank a whole can of purple rockstar and now I feel disgusting but at least I got back without bending the 'bus'. Murky as all get out when I got into the forest mountains of Silver City, payload got put away in the rain. >>21760 Kek.I havent had that in years. cant wait until I die to go on that trip again. >>21759 Sorry didnt have time to hunt for souvenirs. have a pic of the ocean tho.
>>21772 Thanks for the pic neet, I like pictures of the ocean
its a good part of the coast. its only a matter of time before the property speculators start land banking with all the legacy properties. like the convent and adult education building. Until they develop them its happy hunting grounds for organized squatters. Some of the wagies there are stevedores, basically labourers and machinery operators on $120 000 a year. Its a "proud to be Hi-Viz" kind of town.
I got a hair dryer from harvey norman for $17. I will use it to insta warm my hands and feet, which is always a pain in the arse in winter.
The amount of stocks that have no meat ingredients in them piss me off. Those retards only need one (overpriced) brand for themselves.
>>21775 hmmmm smart
>>21776 I got some beef stroganoff and spanish chorizo pasta sauces without meat. You know they would only put the shittiest chum in it anyway.
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I was around lots of femoids today. Particularly the chick in spotlight, who gave me heaps extra tablecloth, and made me have incel feels. I was wearing a N95 mask at the time, which is probably one of the contributing factors. Starting to get a bit pissed off with "Dead Thread" poster. I like the board quiet, I like my life quiet. If I turn down the noise then I can hear my quiet voice. I even talk in a quiet voice now, and have no time for talk noise. I dismissed a shop assistant who couldnt grasp what I was asking immediately probably my fault for not parsing my query code properly If "dead fred" wants to comment thru the side of his mouth then I'll dismiss him too. Good Night, White.
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Goodnight NEETs >>21779 Goodnight NEET, i like the board quiet to it is so much simpler
>>21772 Nice pic, looks cold though.
>>21774 >proud to be Hi-Viz lol I know what you mean. Then you see eight of them doing something, and it's one with the lollypop stick, one working and the rest just standing there all day.
>>21779 That woman looks like my mum when she was about 18.
Good Morning NEETs. Slept in, Rain day. Dunno where to start today.
>>21782 Stevedores are good wagies, I guess thats normal when you get paid three times more than a road worker.
The wooden hooker called and will come soon. Snow on the nearby mountain, fukn freexing. Cant see a NBN cabinet in the neighbourhood and the copper network is in shit condition.
>>21784 Good morning. My throat is still a bit sore from sucking in too much cold air while walking up the hill earlier. Takeaway coffee on the return but was served again by the same old lady as last time, who is very nice but just not a young qt.
>>21779 >made me have incel feels Well, buying tablecloth isn't exactly the manliest of things. >>21776 There's only a couple brands of stock powder sold by Coles that contain beef/chicken, the rest are 'beef/chicken-style'. You ever tried Bonox? >>21775 Good idea. I might get one from an op-shop to dry out the damp and moldy areas of ceiling. >>21772 That beach needs more bikini arse
I cut a pimple whilst shaving and it is bleeding quite profusely. I have some toilet paper stuck to it now.
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>>21769 He's been around for a while. The pictured channel has been making some pretty hilarious vids of him for over a year.
The wood hooker was a talkative manlet, who has "been doing this my whole life", boasting of having supplied wood to the luxe $1200 a night snow lodges 450K's away. I wasted my life NEETs. This guy gets to drive a cool truck and go deep into the far mountains all day every day rain or shine. I tried to overpay him but he came back with ten bucks change. MOVE TO SILVER CITY WHERE THE HOOKERS REFUSE TIPS
I need to do a poo but someone is in there.
>>21791 >This guy gets to drive a cool truck and go deep into the far mountains all day every day rain or shine. Pretty manly shite, I'd say Neet.
Wood stacked and out of the rain. Got the fire blazing. Clothes in the Dryer. Had a shower. lunch in the turbo. PREPPER LEVEL = SATISFACTORY
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>tfw no qt IGA gf
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Paid 20 cents extra for the 'bacon & cheese' sausage roll but was given the plain. Ah well, at least a young qt served me. And looked at me. And spoke to me...
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Time to get out the Deadmans pipe and the Rich kiddies hydro. BLAZE IT
>>21796 20 cents is pretty good for such an upgrade.
>>21795 >bonox. IGA's have the good shit.
Gettin pretty blazed of a tiny crumb. Those private school kids would get ripped AF.
Considering getting the ozone generator and the gas mask out.
Some 'autist' called about the terrarium i had for a mate on gumtree. She wanted it for a fishtank and asked me mong questions about its size in feet. when i told her in centimeters she asked me again what it was in feet I told her it wasnt suitable for a fishtank and I wouldnt sell it to her. good luck, bye. doing her a favor., really. sounded too nonosylablic. to own fish anyhoe
got the gas mask out. Ozone filling the Equipment storage room
>>21797 Smoke 'em if ya stole 'em Just poured myself a cup of goon after getting back from a walk to warm up.
>>21800 >private school kids I believe I spotted one of those while on my walk. Sitting in the back of an Aston Martin coming home from school.
>>21801 >>21803 What for? Is your place riddled with vermin?
>>21802 >nonosylablic >>21802 >anyhoe >>21802 >centimeters >>21802 >favor
>>21795 Nice haul.
>>21806 get rid of normie stikn
>>21810 Who were the characters in the car? ANTIFA?
I'm in the mood for a film but I have no clue what to watch. Any suggestions?
>>21813 Tarrant.
>>21813 I've watched finding nemo and a bugs life the last week or so, apart from that just some action anventure type stuff it's a good way to not think for a couple of hours
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Another Friday night alone. How have I not offed myself by now? What is it I continue to live for?
>>21810 >No charges have so far been laid over the incident, in which a group of men allegedly smashed the window of a car, before threatening the people inside with a knife and stealing their mobile phones. <'Oh yea, let's take their Government Surveillance Devices whle we're at it boys!' Obvs. Kiked-up charges. Dog & pony show, plain and simple.
>>21818 You've got to make a purpose neet.
>>21818 You have a front door to your home, do you not? >Open Door >Walk out and meet ppl >??? >Profit?
>>21818 >What is it I continue to live for? It's a lot harder to kill yourself than people know >>21822 Looks good neet.
>>21818 New Bond Moofie in october >>21821 Don't listen to this NEET. Neighbourhood normies dont want to talk to your wierd arse.
>>21822 That looks good. I should have taken a photo of my stew now that I think about it. Just imagine the typical beef stew but reddish due to the smoked paprika.
>>21825 Is it a beef-free beef stew?
I'm going heavy on the protein today. Baking some fish sticks right now, and cooked up some chooks earlier and eating all of them before bed. Don't want them to spoil for one, but I've also been eating way too much carbos lately. >>21824 >Neighbourhood normies dont want to talk to your wierd arse. Nor would I want to to talk to them, so fair-and-square. But there's lots of other options. Neet was bemoaning being alone. Depression is always a result of circumstances, and circumstances (at least that type of them) are much easier to change than most know. One thing's sure, doing things the same as they've always been will continue resulting in the same outcomes. You gotta change shite, Neet.
>>21797 unna cuz
>>21825 I farking love smoked paprika. Please gibs me a bowl with 2 (two) slices of buttered toast.
>>21822 The eggs look good. Don't know what to make of the rest.
>>21824 >New Bond Moofie in october OK, suicide booked in for November.
>>21831 Dune Moofie then.
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The wood hooker singled out some big heavy bits and said that they'd burn all night and still be going in the morning. We'll put that to the test. Good Night. White.
>>21833 Night m8, save the big stuff for when it does get really cold and you wanna keep the fire going all day and night.
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>>21833 I wish you a warm night's sleep. No fireplace here, I'll be relying on goon, junk food and several layers of clothing.
Watching WACO again.
Fucking cold here. Off to the gym.
>>21837 Take your beanie.
>>21826 No. >>21829 Next time I make some.
>>21837 Enjoy Wish I had your motivation
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>tfw severely depressed
>>21841 go see a whore.
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Goodnight NEETs
Morning neets
sup
>>21845 Good Morning NEETs. Slept in bigly. Big Log burned away. Many chores to get to today.
Post coffee shit soon. I'm excited.
Had my coffee shit.
>>21850 Mine was forgettable.
>>21850 >>21851 I'm waiting for mine to get to full power.
Fog lifted, fire finally going. Much snow on mountain outside.
>>21849 Morning, just got back from a long walk. Shoes and socks got a bit wet from the dewy grass. Would be nice to dry them by a fireplace but the pedestal fan will have to do.
Another car pulled up and asked for directions to "the markets". I provided but it turns out where I thought they were is not where they actually are. If I ever see that car again while out walking I'll have to hide behind bushes.
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>>21854 I hope you put some new socks on. You don't want to catch a cold.
>>21856 Catchy.
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>>21856 >clip keke
>>21856 [code]mpv --loop=inf "hitler_was_right_the_jews_were_wrong.mp4"[/code] Catchy, got a beat, you can dance to it. I'd give it an Antisemite/10.
>>21852 I just had a teaspoon of chilli paste to get things moving, hopefully.
Outdoor labor is hectic here ATM. Getting a sick amount of shit done.
>>21861 Fail
>>21857 Yes, 2 pair. I need to buy slippers.
>>21863 I'll give your To do list a good tickin' off boy!
>>21854 Imagine wearing shoes and socks like a whoite dog.
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>>21864 You have no one to blame but yourself, kike golem.
>>21869 Nazi
>>21870 Funny, lass. You almost make that sound as if it's some kind of insult. Kek.
Fugg. Thomas Sewell has been remanded in custody until court in August.
Thinking about tea, Had a big dinner at lunchtime tho.
Do any of the NEETs say Goo-ga-lay when talking about Jewggle?
>>21870 Nazi is Big Gay.
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This emergency sewing repair is not working. Getting out the hot glue gun
I've done basically nothing today. Feeling pretty bad about it.
>>21877 uh-oh >>21878 make plans for sunday or monday.
>>21879 Yeah, thanks neet. I am. I am going off to the gym in a bit so that is one good thing at least.
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>>21873 All I've had today is a tin of Heinz 'Big 'N Chunky' chicken and corn. Constipated af
Ungh this internet. Emergency sewing repair is not working. Getting out the Hot Glue Gun
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>>21876 >its an old meme, but it checks out. This Ausneet is from the land of tootpaste.
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I had my first bath in ages, they're pretty luxe. Wanted to go on a run before it got dark but went for a drive instead. Feel like I'm getting slow, fat and soft. Tomorrow is a rain day, I'm getting the feel of the weather up here and where the rain comes in from. I need to get on the maps and internet to learn more about the land I moved to. I Feel like a wandering boong gazing out at the cliffs and hills, from the dark + wet, and thenI have thoughts in my head while doing my chores, of going there. Good Night. White.
>>21886 night neet
Watching Waco where the ATF are being shooty cuntoids and getting pwnd. LMAO optics.
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>>21886 >luxe Ay the last time I was in a tub it was too small to sit with legs fully stretched. Good night.
Good cold constipated night to all
There is a girl on the train
There is a girl on the train with her dress cut so low you could see her nipples except for the fact she is wearing bandaids over them for some reason.
>>21892 Red flag really.
>>21892 A female friend of mine has informed me these are called 'nipple pasties' or something.
>>21890 Dream of big poos.
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Goodnight NEETs
>>21892 Maintain eye contact.
>>21896 Nice tits
Good Morning NEETs. Relatively warm night. No big rain as yet. The outdoor chores continue until then.
>>21899 Good morning NEET Íts freezing in the morning here i dont like it
Might skip church go out and cut spars in the forest this morning.
>>21900 Good morning, try going for a 30 minute walk like I have been doing. >>21899 Good morning, good luck with the chores. >>21901 I walked past a church just before the service started. I heard music playing and it sounded inviting. Perhaps next week.
I think I should develop some sort of flexibility drill.
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I cut 8 spars from 3 tea trees. Then I hauled them out of the wet bush in the rain to the road like a ching chong coolie. Now to collect in the falcon.
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>>21903 >Acoustic guitar-playing Chads surrounded by Chad m8s and Stacy gf's Yeah I really didn't need to see that
Big cook-up soon. Onions and garlic will be involved.
A teaspoon of chilli paste and a quick walk in the sun has put an end to the constipation. I could finally eat and not feel horribly congested. Made a peanut butter and tuna sandwich.
>>21905 Well collected. See anyone else out in the bush?
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Fukn fire is impossible to get going today.
Big sunday lunch just as god intended.
>>21909 No I was sneaky because illegal.
>>21908 You should boost your fiber intake, try sprinkling a little bit of all bran on your sandwiches.
>>21906 Sorry m8.
>>21905 I miss living in country like that. It is too dry out here.
>>21916 Too wet for my gear ATM. Looking at getting some new boots at least.
>>21917 Unobtanium. in my size at least.
>>21917 I have those very boots. I bought them from the kommandostore a few years ago. Size 45EU with a price of around 50 USD. Very good although the soles are really fucking heavy and have piss poor traction in the wet. I wear them most days just out and about but I wear a different pair of boots if it is raining or otherwise wet. The soles aren't very worn so I think it is because of what they are made from.
>>21919 Correction: mine are Austrian paratrooper boots, not the mountain boots. The mountain boots would probably have better traction in wet weather.
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My 8 spars are looking good out there, NEETs its raining more steadily now, more continuous.and heavy. They are covered in furry, slimy tea tree bark that needs to be removed. I wish I brought my spear knife, thats one useful carpentry tool.
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>>21920 even the paratrooper boots are unobtainimum. they'd be ideal for some of the excursions I'm intending.
>>21917 those are M59 Austrian Mountain Boots.
Having Chicken and Chorizo free tomato sauce with tea.
>>21905 Thanks for the pics neet
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Got the pressure cooker going after I found the thingo that goes on the top to regulate teh steam. Got beans for days chilling in the pot.
>>21906 >iktf
I am going to make some stew now.
>>21926 Enjoy your beans neet.
>>21926 Looks like a quality feed.
>>21932 theres half a bulb of garlic added.
>>21933 Nice, I usually add that much when I make a curry / pork vindaloo
>>21922 Nice sticks. You'll have to dry them first before using as firewood?
>>21924 You're having a tomato sauce that's free of chicken and chorizo?
>only pair of trackies are wet >legs are cold It's over.
>>21929 I'm too cold to be bothered cooking anything other than Mi Goreng noodles.
>>21937 Wrap yourself in a blanket or even bath towels if necessary. My trackies and jumpers are in a storage shed located several hours from home.
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>>21936 just add chicken and chorizo
>>21937 The turtle will pull its head in looking for nuts.
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>>21940 Talk about deceptive marketing 101
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Goodnight NEETs
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The days are melting into each other. I have stopped doing stuff after tea and just bask in front of the fire reading and writing. I go to bed too late and sleep in. I think I have hit the wall now that the pressure is off. I think its fair enough. Might sleep in tomorrow too. Good Night, White.
Good Morning NEETs. Up early, kinda warm, promising start.
>>21937 You need to get yourself a few pairs.
>>21942 So.. is it just tomato?
>>21946 Morning.
Neets waking up.
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Writing cringing letter to petty bureaucrat. FML
Fire's building up. Snowy outlook. Having a crack at linux in a minute.
Now I am thinking of fixed wireless with the antenna on the chimney.

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