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NEET General #8 - Moofie Night Edition. NEET 06/19/2020 (Fri) 19:36:06 No. 8025
Moofies, Moobies or Vidya, A NEET is the Geist consumer of all, for he will never buy either the DVD nor the crypto kike propaganda message. Our NEET knows that watching moofies every day is degenerate, so he will mix it up with downloaded serials and the occasional Lauren Southern/Greta Thunberg crossover docco Immigration: A Climate Emergency. A Real NEET watches his Kino and drinks alone, which sharpens the immersion and focuses intent. So minimise that imageboard shitposter! ITS MOOFIE NIGHT
NEET GENERAL #8 Soundtrack https://cytu.be/r/NEET_General_8 Turn those bass bins right up! Can you guess the moofies from their themes?
Why does he keep going?
POTOROO BEST KINDA ROO THEY NEVER GO OVER YA BONNET
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Snowtown by Justin Kerzel was a very kino moofie that I enjoyed very much when It came out and many times after. I liked the landscapes which were very aus and made me want to travel to these places in the South Australia. I like the desolate empty places that set the scenes very nicely. I also liked the very realistic protrayal of life in the late nineties. I wonder about the young one mark haydon, if you watch the moofie you will wonder about him too. I would like to go to snowtown, it looks like a lovely rural town on the dry plains. I love aus and the snowtown moofie is like a picture book of what I think is the best kind of place. The sound track is really good too and I went to the odeon in town to see Jed Kerzel perform his etherial music live. You can listen to the soundtrack a bit on the cytube link. You should watch Snowtown even if you are from south australia and think the adelaide hills is for bogans and gronks, you should see it because it is so good that it makes a commodore burnout look like a kino cultural experience. That is a masterwork right there NEET. 5/5 bravo
Good Morning NEETs. Only one more sleep until bin night!
gonna watch national treasure tonight CAGE KINO >>8031 sundays fuggin bin night? and why is at night? round here it's bin day and it's a weekday
>>8032 Bin night is when you put your bins out and the bin troll comes to take your bins. I know he's real because I can hear the terrifying noises outside when I'm comfy in bed.
Woo this looks good. Stuffed why I havent seen It. Dying of starvation in the wild is X-TREME
>>8033 so bin night/arvo is the night/arvo before bin day/morning?
>>8035 yes and no really. You put your bins out when you notice bins on the street. sometimes they are empty bins tho
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>>8036 how many bins does there have to be out on the street before you declare it bin night?
>>8037 critical mass to attract the bin troll? confusingly, bins get emptied the night after bin night by some means. so dunno. I fear that the bin troll will get fat and lazy after being fed the equivalent of junk food from the chink and pajeet bins. They chuck enormous amounts of dial in meal and parcel packaging. imagine going to someone elses place and choking it with your shit.
Fugg. I gotta call in from wage. On my new bread day. stuff ya's i wanna get money for whores AND that yaesu ftm 400 later me hearties.
thank fuck i don't do oncall anymore W . A . G . E . M . A . X
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>>8029 I was there last week, I have a client near there. On the way back I went through a back road from Balaklava to Rhynie. The country out there is looking greener than it has in ages. It'll be a very good year for farmers. https://www.google.com/maps/@-34.1043246,138.6186993,3a,75y,32.42h,97.13t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sg4WLb6aMIzq4Cjw3LrgjNA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656 That google maps link is about the same place the pics of the green hills are from. Which is what it normally looks like out there, even in winter. The church is in the middle of nowhere, it's over 150 years old and is still being maintained by the same family that was there when it was founded. It's called Woolshed Flat.
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When I was a kid, my grandfather found a quandong stone on his property.
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big wagie stud
Patsy Cline is fucking good.
>>8041 Woo. cool. I saw a church for sale in the middle of snowtown for about 120k. its a bit sad really. >>8040 Fucked day, didnt get a break until 1:30, messy work but thats normal for that office. I should expect to get a call tomorrow because they were getting slammed. off to the gym. hope the bike gang has left it alone. chips and last nights pasta for tea
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>>8048 is that your grandfather and his quandong stone?
Didnt set my p2p torrent program to download moofies while I was at wage. Moofie night ruined.
>>8051 How slow is your internet?
>>8052 under 10Mbps download.
>>8053 Still shouldn't take that long to download moofies.
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>>8054 >night ruined Good Night, White.
>>8055 Top quality pick there, you mong.
>>8047 >for about 120k You can pick up a lot of nice old buildings out there for less (way less) than 100k
>>8049 There are similarities.
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morn gotta clean my room because we're getting a white ant inspection
Good Morning NEETs. I have already been on a lemon mission. i got 5 lemons, they smelled nice when i picked them, no one saw me except some noisy kookaburras, the lemons are not very good, they are ornamental lemons. and probabaly not ripe
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>>8058 morn mate better luck next time
>>8061 Thx. always the first mission is for scouting and getting your gear sorted. Wage called as i half expected. The life of a professional NEET is hard and boring.
>>8060 I've often wondered where people got ornamental lemons. Plastic lemon tree.
Been grilling up some chicken drumsticks for later, made a bit of a sauce of smoked paprika, garlic powder, brown sugar,Worcester sauce, tomato sauce and salt, fairly basic but it tastes ok
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>>8064 Pic if anyone interested
>>8065 They look very nice.
>>8065 Perfectly done.
Where is this femdom?
>>8066 >>8067 Thanks neets you are very kind, I did hide the burnt bits on the bottom, guess it was the brown sugar burning and me not paying enough attention.
>>8065 Yumo Isnt there some recipie for KFC batter somewhere? that'd be pretty exciting.
>>8070 11 Spices – Mix with 2 cups white flour ​2⁄3 tablespoon salt ​1⁄2 tablespoon thyme ​1⁄2 tablespoon basil ​1⁄3 tablespoon oregano 1 tablespoon celery salt 1 tablespoon black pepper 1 tablespoon dry mustard 4 tablespoon paprika 2 tablespoon garlic salt 1 tablespoon ground ginger 3 tablespoon white pepper
>>8071 Cool. I always wanted a deep fryer. One day.. one day.... NEET
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Very physically demanding day at the wage. got the biscuits, three was all I could manage. left three behind
>>8073 You need a bigger tiffin. One on wheels you drag behind you.
>>8073 You could have eaten one on your way out and stuffed another in your pocket, leaving only one.
>>8073 Well tiffin'd.
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>>8074 Something like this?
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I get subjected to very unbased Talmudvision at wage, I think there is a happening in seattle but Its confusing with all the BLM covid UN refugee equality noise.
>>8075 Yeah I should have. My morale was low because of how sore and tired I was.
>>8079 I understand, long demanding days can stuff you up, especially by the sounds of it physically demanding day like yours, hope you get a day of rest tomorrow.
Anyone around melbourne feel like meeting up to hangout?
There's this gym I go to the royal mint center in la trobe street.
deleting all my porn with bleachbit, feels good, just a bit slow
>>8083 Well done NEET.
Goodnight neets
>>8083 porno jew raus
Had a crack at programming the baofeng cb radio. I have got the repeater but I lost audio when talking to my homie. I'll have another go later. I'm btfo and going to bed. Good NIght, White.
morn gotta make a deal today >>8073 >Very physically demanding day at the wage. way it should be. hardens you up also wrecks your body lol >>8078 funded by soros. it's all orchestrated. NWO >>8081 yeah man but not the fucking gym. just meet at southern cross and go from there >>8083 YEAH BOI >>8087 stole me girl mudda fukka
Morning NEETs. Got civic club after the wage, its gonna be a long dae.
Fugg and its gonna be super foul weather, I better take my wet gear not adult nappies
>>8088 Yeah you posted her two threads ago, get over it.
>>8081 >>8088 tfw cant neetup because vic is pozzed like dockland whore.
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>>8089 morn mate wage on while the world burns i wish i could to clubs after the wage but i'm absolutely too fucked
>>8092 >can't handle the shanghai shivers softcunt
>>8093 muhahaha. >>8094 Oh I'd roll up in hazmat, just cant cross the fuggen wet border. its funny how antifa were all anti globalist but cant comprehend that they are mostly jews. Also the globalist jews have rotted their organisations with foreigners, troons, fags, commies, fembots and furries. they used to call themselves anarchists and the old school ones all went to natsoc as they grew up.
>>8095 >just cant cross the fuggen wet border. says who? the man? S . O . F . T . C . U . N . T
>>8090 >super foul weather Mallard season.
Watched star trek into darkness 4k disc, it was the imax version, very annoying with the subtitles cut off, audio was still exceptional though.
>>8098 It is not a good film, regardless of the audio and/or video quality.
>>8098 i liked it, I really liked the sexy chick in her bra when the rebooted kirk barges in on her. i acutally laughed out loud. at the cinema how embarassing
I went to civic club after wage. I got cold and wet in the rain so I left before the roasting session. I could have got the whole tray of carrot cupcakes but I got some abandoned coffee instead. They would have gotten squashed anyway. Wage tomorrow. last day for a while. Good NIght,White.
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morn bought 'new' car with >>8044 the doors locks are fucked. hopefully that's all that is wrong with it >>8100 >I really liked the sexy chick dat borg girl in voyager C . O . O . M
Good Morning NEETs. Rain on the roof and a rushing creek besides. Its going to be a wet week.
>>8103 Wanking to star trek. When you fantasize about janeway being your bossy GF. You know you're a special kind of degenerate
>>8104 morn it'll was the rats away
>>8106 shows what you know
Am now thinking that i should wait to buy the yaesu APRS enabled radio because I dont have my license and have not built an antenna. I am now interested in night vision gear tho.
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Went up the bush after wage. I need to understand the way the water flows around my bush base. The spot i want to plant the moterrey spruces have free running water as I suspected. There is about .2liters a minute flow at the campsite but it can be channeled away from the camp pad.
>>8109 >.2liters a minute flow at the campsite but it can be channeled away from the camp pad. What happens after a heavy downpour, how much water flows through that area?
>>8110 Its been raining pretty hard for days so the ground is soaked. that is an unusual situation. The water channels would get higher flows and it all goes downhill to the creek, much of the water filters through rock scree's, only some flows over the durable rock surfaces. there is more mud than erosion tho. Its in a ravine that gets stormwater from the hilltop burbs too. down where my gym is the water gets up into the mid hundred liters per minute. especially after heavy rain. never floods tho. too steep. I have lived in this ravine for 3/4 of my life
>>8109 What the hell is that?
>>8112 Wet midwinter evening in the bush. I had fun, thats what counts.:/
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Wage was full of sour miss-managers and numb-nut noobs with inferiority issues. Still, I operated within those limitations and went around idiot-stonewalls like a veteran mountaineer disappearing from the climbing party in a flurry, only to reappear high up with the rope already anchored. I have been using doctrine from the 8 personality types of rene le senne to navigate people lately and I attribute some of today's success to that. No cakes for my tiffin. No dessert tonight. I will buy a block of chocolate tomorrow for my days off. Good Night, White.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqUO5Xv76Lw Someone fixed Rammstien's Deutchland. Based.
>>8114 Another Based day it sounds like.
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morn got a hankering for hookering >>8108 >I am now interested in night vision gear tho. the real shit is like 5K+ >>8109 >campsite fuck me >>8116 waging is never based
Good Morning NEETs. I think my heater has packed it in.
>>8118 >>8117 Morning
>>8117 >5K+ OMG thats like ten real hookers!
Pizza slice and the last of the crackers for second breakfast.
Fluff in my clean washing :(
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I wonder how the adventureNEET is going with his border crossing trip. Has he stumbled on any secret federal prison camp/drugs factories I wonder.
>>8125 All they will find of him is a skeleton clad in camo rags and a rusty tiffin.
>>8126 nah he's wandered into a hippy thot commune and is now their studNEET
>>8120 50 street (fake?) hookers!
>>8128 Hmm. You just gave me an idea..
Frozen pizza is in the BBQ oven.
>>8129 have sex ?
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>>8131 Hunh? Sorry cant hear you over my hot pizza.
>>8132 noice i find pizzas these days never have enough tomato paste base
>>8132 Looks good, are they jalopenos in the pizza? if so what frozen pizza is that
>>8134 >>8133 Cheese, walnut. anchovy, jalapeno, olive. The pizza I made and froze last week. forgot the pinapple tho.
>>8135 looks really good m8, I am jealous
>>8132 YUMMO BUMMO
>>8135 >walnut Does it work? I am a bit dubious but I haven't tried it.
>>8138 The walnuts saved the pizza from mediocrity.
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Usually I find that it takes a day or so to come back to full efficiency when going from being an operator to sitting at home and coding. As long as I recognize that chores like laundry and shitposting erode my efficiency, then I can relax into the pain of the code inexplicably not doing what it rightfully should. Also went to the gym, talked to a woman who took my photo and bulk bought toilet paper for me and my homie. Good Night, White.
>>8140 >talked to a woman who took my photo Were you wearing the gas mask again?
morn >80 year old guy dies (most definitely had pre-existing condition) >military deployed what the fuck is this shit? fuck i hate victoria. just fucking announce you want a police state
Good Morning NEETs. Might deploy the alternative coffee I salvaged from wage. Its "fair trade" and not the usual slave trade I prefer tho.
>>8141 Forget it. There are no single women in this neighborhood. anyway she wanted a picture of my gym, i turned my back and had the hood up because dont want to get tagged on FB >>8142 YEasss Gas mask time again. My dream of wearing a gas mask to the new james bond moofie at the cinemas comes closer to reality.
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>>8083 Good on you, but why not just delete it yourself?
>>8068 melbourne.locanto.com.au/ID_4417050703/Goddess-Domme.html
>>8147 Aw yeah?
Mate has been on the comsec stock exchange app. $500 minimum bet for a $10 fee. Str8 up gambling.
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Finally got around to having some of that fair trade coffee. fucked if its not decaf, so im having a half and half. tastes ok.
>>8149 Fugg he was telling me all about how this company found gold in WA and bought a lease and how the price went up 800% overnight. I guarantee he was just parroting the press release. If every nuf-nuff is doing this like its going out of style then how much Inflated risk is on the ASX? I have concerns about how safe this mass behavior is.
choof-a-choof-a-choof-a Pressure cooker wants some attention.
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Very nice tea tonight, beans and lentils freshly boiled and not yet thickened. Kraut and potatoes, peas and peanuts. Tomorrow I aim to head out before breakfast to score some lemons and maybe talk to a radio sperg. I cleaned and lubricated the MTB for swift deployment, an inspection reveals no defects. Good Night, White.
>>8153 I foresee your lemon obsession being your undoing. Don't say you weren't warned. Nothing good comes from pursuing the sour fruit!
morn listening to some dank dubstep from when it was just kids posting shit up on myspace https://www.youtube.com/user/DubstepTube/videos?view=0&sort=da&flow=grid might have a look at the locks on my car doors today >>8144 >tagged on FB ain't it great? normies always have geolocation on too >>8148 well yeah. i haven't seen her but she checks out >>8151 >Fugg he was telling me all about how this company found gold in WA >not just buying gold fucking mong. traders are gamblers. he might as well just sit at the TAB betting on dogs https://goldprice.org/charts/history/gold_5_year_o_x_usd.png >>8153 >MTB is it STEEL? REAL?
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Good Morning NEETs. MIssion went well. Got the data, got the lemon and black bread. Mission done. Also found another lemon tree which I will strip ASAP.
>>8156 morn in and out by 9 nice i've got a motorola UHF (450 - 520 MHZ) can we be bros?
>>8155 >frame Yeah its a steel Gary Fisher frame thats already been rewelded once. >traders I noticed the ad for the trading app on the screen at the ATM. This is dodgy as fuk. I heard that the amount of AUD gambled on russian table tennis was insane. That money came from emergency superannuation withdrawals. I need to buy more buttter and beans. >whore too much heat 4 me matey.
>>8157 Internet communication is like a machine gun to uhf being like a bow and arrow. Still. If you want to shitpost with certain bros then you need to get on their board, and that requires electromagnetic data transmission as opposed to electro-optical data packets. and thirty meter tall antennas
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It has been a very cold day outside, far too cold for ice cream but not cold enough for the feather sleeping bag. I got the Motorcycle out of its covers today. I put it in the ching chongz undercover car spot since there is no chance they will use it. I forgot how cool it was and how much I enjoyed getting it into good shape. Its certainly a better mechanized option for traffic here, although Its a pain in the arse to haul shit with. I will do some sewing now and then watch a bit of a moofie I downloaded. Good Night, White.
>>8160 nite m8
morn this second wave bullshit is fucking over my plans of not waging i could just quit my job but really i need to do something with my life >>8159 >and thirty meter tall antennas not if i drive close to you ;)
this shit makes me want to put a sick sub/tweeter setup in my car
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Good Morning NEETs. Just waiting for my coffee to percotlate. Had a very good haul this morning.
>>8162 Keep your filthy disease on your side of the border, northener.
>>8165 >northener i wish mate i live in shitoria
>>8162 >do something with life escape victoria?
>>8164 morn how long do those things last? i wanna percolate some coffee but my mammy got a fucking induction >>8167 >escape victoria? yeah to radelaide
>>8168 The o-rings fuck out after a while but that one has been going for forever The i-tais use em with gas burners on their desk, remember that moofie "red dragon" They are based. Radelade is based.
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>>8163 That one sucked but I liked that dubstep youtube channel and listened to it last night.
>>8164 A lot of lemons.
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I watched the second half of this moofie for lunch, Its a really good action flick and aside from the gay moralizing, the storyline is quite engaging. 4 out of 5
>>8172 fukn juggalos.
>>8173 that movie is great. a lot of parkour from what i remember >>8174 at least their pain brings me pleasure. couldn't stop laughing the first couple times i watched it
Went to see sisterclone this arvo. The damn dogs have taken over the place, I chafe the whole time I'm there from the bad atmosphere and the omnipresent drone of the TV. I drove out my olddad and he gave me some more lemons. I also saw my mate in the arvo sun and we did the full salute. He will help me with my art project where another mate has ghosted my request, a trifling figure pose for me to photo and trace. Its clammy and cold and I had to run the air con in the car so the windows wouldnt fog up. I will put some rainX on the insides tomorrow. Good Night, White.
>>8176 >my request, a trifling figure pose for me to photo and trace
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>>8178 I will give to keep our boys' tiffins full.
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morn mission for coffee percolator was a failure i may go for cezve though and try to make turkish coffee saw this tiffin at target: https://www.target.com.au/p/62785709 the aldi tiffins aren't air tight. don't know whether that is good or bad >>8176 >rainX just what i need. rain clings to the rear window like baby shit and my windows also fog up bad also will get their headlight restoration kit as the headlights are hazed to shit
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What is he doing with all those lemons? And the limes too.
Good Morning NEETs. I just cant beat the earlyNEET.
>>8182 morn mate >cant beat the earlyNEET and that's a good thing
>>8180 yeah those tiffins are okay unless you want to put semi wet stuff in it. And eventually you will have some stinky curry glop leftovers and you will get complaisant and take it to wage in your cheapo tiffin, Then you will have a disaster, you can see the inevitability of this chaos? Dont do it NEET, cheap tifins. Not even once.
>>8183 Who gets up and shitposts at 3AM? Fucking fox hunters. thats who.
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>>8184 what exactly is the advantage of tiffins over plastic super locks? >>8185 >3AM 1:30AM
>>8186 >tiffins over clip-loks dunno, not much really. I suppose that SS is non reactive, some oily curries stain plastic tubs. Plus you can put a ss tiffin in the oven in a pinch. not that i ever have
>>8180 hold off on doing the insides of your windows with rainx. it might not be the stuff to do the job. ill try it out on my falcon. let you know
>>8188 they have a specific product for the inside
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Shut up and take my money!
>>8189 Autobarn have it, the bottle cap leaks on the stuff i got ages ago. im sure they do it on purpose so you have to buy more when it evaporates
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>>8181 The Jew fears the tangy sourness of the citrus master race.
is it still movie night tho?
>>8193 moofie*
I rain-X'd my windows on the ute, Mummybot came around when I was out buying rain-x and left me some stuff. My homie ran out of weed and got snippy with me, then he rage quit our cookout. Otherwise it was a nice sunny, cold day, I went to the gym and did a little bit of coding, Tomorrow I want to start cleaning the ute. Maybe start on the detailing. Good Night, White.
>>8195 >rage quit over weed i remember when i was 12 also good night
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morn looks like wage might be back in full swing this week >>8195 >>8197 >My homie ran out of weed and got snippy with me, then he rage quit our cookout. weed turns you into a woman lol
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Good Morning NEETs. Too cold outside and too comfy in bed to get up in good order this morning.
I watched Carpenter Brut's a likely name "Blood Machines" yesterday. It was weird with a Warhammer 40K vibe, and it came in three 25 minute episodes. The soundtrack was bangin tho. cant rate ?/5
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ABC budget cuts are going to result in less of this quality content being generated. Outrageous! where am i going to get fappage like this now? Cross post from 8kun
>>8199 iktf
>>8203 I can't fap to this.
>>8205 Racist
>>8203 I still dont understand the difference between white mans privilidge and white mans burden. Surely they are not the same thing.
>>8198 that's why i'm instead a raging alcoholic since i became an adult
>>8208 Doing drugs is bad for your mental health and a waste of your time. Why not come down to our treatment centers and let one of my health consultants help you with a selection that'll allow you to avoid the demon weed.
>>8209 i'm a literal raging alcoholic
Kek. Civic club is at the Golden Years Club out in Sinkton. Might go check it out.
>>8211 >Golden Years Club Isn't that where all the old people hang out?
>>8212 Nah they hang out at the pubs and slap away thier pensions. Ill take pictures tonight cos i never been invited there.
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Just got back from the Civic club at the Golden Years club. They had good kitchens but I left before dinner. I told the treasurer I was going to skip dinner and drinks but he still charged me a bluebottle. cunt
>>8214 Looks like a club for old people.
>>8214 What a slice of ye olde Australiana.
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Coding went well today. I kept up my attention levels by not having a really large meal at lunchtime. After everything I have learned about which foods are best for me and the efforts to set up my eating system, I am still prone to the munchies and pig outs. I'm not concerned about my weight because I'm a skellie. My homie was in a better mood and some of his mates came around, I took the ute out to civic club night out in sinkton, still having problems with the windows fogging up, but not as bad. I'll put more rainX on tomorrow. Good Night, White.
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morn i now have fears my wheels are too big and i won't get a roadworthy. what a hassle >>8214 do you even have convos with those cunts? looks like all they would talk about is their stonks and kids >>8217 skellies unite!
Good Morning NEETs. A nice damp morning outside with no smell of woodsmoke.
>>8218 >No roadworthy. victoria - the place to be fined
Its good conditions for drying washing, might put the pillow thru.
Went down the gym and had my pieces of cheesy bread as I walked home through the back alleys.
More cheesy bread, half decaf coffee, panadol and back to the code. My homie is loosing it, barely coherent, he has no weed and is sperging on trump and BLM.
So sick of coding. nearly there on this part. im gonna wash the ute.
Falcon washed, next is clearcoat treatment and paint chips filled. My homie got his stepdad to bring many many bags of frozen foods and all possible space in the freezers is maxed out. Feels like hash browns for breakfast.
>>8214 Thanks for the pics neet
I'm done with code for the day. Its not getting easier but i'm getting better. I feel better about my days doing these small coding projects than when I'm at the wage. There is no cringe and no frustration, No feeling like i'm wasting my time. Time before the second wave of corona is running out however, and i'm keen for a more comfy safety margin. Gonna read siege a bit and then go to bed. Good Night, White.
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morn was agitated at wage yesterday. guy asked me if i was okay and i just said i'm sick of it and covid but it's really mostly about grill got sent home early and let loose on me punching bag and feel better today except wrists/joints fucked from wage >>8220 at least we only have to roadworthy once >>8223 >cheesy bread not a very good post workout meal >>8228 what language you coding in?
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nice oizo vibes on this track
Good Morning NEETs. Normally I lie in bed and listen to the ABCnews bulletin and then get up, but today woke from a dream just after it finished. This is a better way to start the morning and the Kookaburras outside just told me what I need to know anyways.
>>8233 That does sound like a good start.
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>>8229 Physical activity thats hard on your body is no way to unwind, NEET. Why not come on down to one of my stores and let a relaxation consultant help you with a purchase thats gentle and Oh-So effective.
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>>8229 Kek. That VB uniform is as bad quality as the actual beer. Naked would be much better. I use graphics software and the output is programmed in a GUI without any text except the parameters. The sequential process and structures are the highly similar to coding in c + when i was doing that. At some point ill be coding at command line level, but thats not yet and not for this project. But I cant tell you what im using because it would potentially dox me down the line with respect to IP. I understand natural curiosity, and apoligise for being vague.
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I put a bag of onions in the freezer and when i defrosted them they went all wrong. I recently got a full set of womens weekly recepie cards off a throw out and I found this one.
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I went down the gym and then as I was having my cheesy bread at the promenade, under the gaze of the coof hotel's picture windows, I saw the old Major. We had a talk about how things are going and he told me to stop being a NEET and get back to the wage. He is always a bit harsh with me. Then I went to the German bakery and got my 100% rye loaf. The baker and his wifey were sitting outside smoking so I waited them out, at least the wifey. The baker was looking ruddy, very obese, coofing with his smokes and inert. It looks like he will drop dead soon and thereby ending my access to the nazi ubermensch bread I prefer. Final Grocery Haul. pic rel.
The Old Major now. Is any of it real? I believe in the bread, the butter and the lemons. Those I can see.
>>8239 The old major headed a reserve batallion backinadae. I never served under his command because I was in a fighting unit. and his unit were pogues He got all bitter when his wife left him for a book salesman. scandalous.
Onion and fresh broccoli soup for lunch. half decaf coffee, finish this covid video and then back to the code.
Woo. The cinema in town is showing moofies again. Really old moofies that I've seen a million times. but not in a gas mask
>>8242 Haven't been to a cinema in years, I watch all my movies at home
>>8237 What is beef cumsome? It looks nice.
Is any of it real?
>>8243 I watch moofies at home too wearing a gas mask
>>8244 these old recipie cards call beef "Bouef" sometimes.
>>8247 lol, that's pretty cool How old are they?
>>8248 Dunno but they use this stuff called "suet" which I have never seen at the shops, they're pretty kitch, my GF should love 'em.
>>8249 >suet It is hard to get these days. the good suet comes from the fat around the kidneys. Some people substitute lard/drippings but it is not really the same.
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It was a nice sunny day and I did more coding. I have a mate coming over tomorrow to help me a bit and I'll offer him pizza for tea. I tried to get another dumpster PC going but it wont post. I'll try with another cpu chip, maybe the mobo is okay. I want to have a go at my radio study tomorrow evening after code is done for the day. The onion soup was good. Good Night. White.
morn tried to invite fellow wagies to an event in melbourne 3 months away but they're all scared of da virus i don't think there's any point bothering with normies. i need to find people that don't fear death (the one thing normies are shit scared of) >>8235 explain this you cunt: >>8232 >>8236 >I use graphics software and the output is programmed in a GUI without any text except the parameters. sounds gay i agree with linus. you can't call yourself a programmer unless you can write c (which i failed at cuz am dumdum)
Good Morning NEETs. The rain cleans the stench of woodsmoke from the air, I am taking advantage and ventilating my place.
>>8250 Woolworths sell suet mix in the baking aisle. Green and yellow packet from memory.
>>8254 Apparently you can use copha as a substitute.
>>8255 https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/15260/tandaco-coating-mix-suet Tandaco prepared suet mix is a blend of the finest rendered beef suet and aerated flour, available for use straight from the packet. No messy preparation, it is quick and easy to use.Ideal for use in puddings, pastries and dumplings, Tandaco Prepared Suet Mix provides that traditional rich flavour and moist texture associated with homestyle cooking. No artificial flavours. no preservatives.
>>8257 I'm not buying it because its nasty in a packet.
>>8258 You're nasty in a packet.
>>8259 I am. I am a packet of nasty that spills everywhere when you try to open it neatly.
The Deacon came around, his first visit since before the lockdown. He said that the nicene creed is wak because the trinity is not taught in the bible and its plagarised IP from other, more ancient beliefs. The deacon's offsider said that the jews are a bunch of hippocrytes and their faith is invalid. BASED
>>8261 You know a Deacon hasn't even completed all of their theological training, right?
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My mate came around to help on the project and we had a cook out afterwards. He told me that when he was up in melly for his mum's chemo treatment, he went to a "German Market" out in Heidelburg. He wanted to get some decent bread and food, but the market was all full of muzzies and asians and no german stall holders in sight. He talked to some clearly Deutsch people there, saying the market was shit and where to get some real german food. They agreed that the market was rotten cultural appropriation and took him home and made him bratwurst and kraut, and told him of how things were in germany. I told my mate that they would have recognized him as volksdeutsch, just as I do, and how we are distinct from the anglos and other whites here. We had a good cookout with onion soup, Black bread, popcorn and Pizza. Good Night, White.
>>8262 Deacon is a church elder without being a priest. The description fits and sounds cooler than JW doorstopper
morn can you feel the heat? >big military expansion including cyber division >1000 military personal (only reserves at this point) deployed in melbourne >victoria locks down postcodes >nsw bans those people from entering >coppers putting up roadblocks motherfucking shit is going down. we're fucking slaves if you happen to have a number on the list (the postcode you live in) your life is frozen >>8261 NOT BASED https://www.orthodox.net/fathers/exacti.html#BOOK_I_CHAPTER_VIII
Good Morning NEETs. Kinda warm for winter and expecting rain today.
>>8267 >Holy trinity Still dont understand why its important.
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>>8267 >tfw no tears of vilified muslims to drink. No plausible deniability for ostracizing jawas
>>8269 >Still dont understand why the truth is important. one point is nothing two points joined together is nothing three points joined together is something god is the first something not nothing
>>8261 >He said that the nicene creed is wak because the trinity is not taught in the bible Jesus said to him, "I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father, but by me.
Kek. I just realized I outed myself LARPing as Dan
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>>8269 >>8261 >>8271 >>8272 I've always been a faithful believer in imbibing the blood of christ. A well refreshed Protestant is a devout Protestant. Why not come on down to one of my sacred wine centers and let one of our sacrement consultants help you get closer to the trinity or at least double vision
We had a spam attack and the last post was accidentally deleted. maybe banned too Blame chinees spies
>mfw the maccas clerk was an absolute sweetie cutie but she had disgusting tattoos on the inside of her arm >>10775 i blame luciferians
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tfw no fat slag GF with a dog's name on her forearm with a date 18 months hence.
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My homie fucked up and seriously overbought on the frozen wedges and hash browns. Now there is no room in any of our freezers for stuff like ice cream or if I want to make and freeze pizzas. I could go for some ice cream now too.
>>10781 kek, just start in one corner, won't take long to get through them then you will be able to fit in your treats
Good Morning NEETs. Another day another spam attack.
Bleeaach! Only peppermint tea bags left. FML
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I'm still angry about this.
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John Howard was the best PM before Tones
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1/4 I made the trip up to Queensland. As always, before embarking on an epic voyage, one should check whether the epic voyage is actually needed. So I drove to the border at Tweed Heads/Coolangatta and simply walked across. There were no border guards at all.
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>>11603 2/4 Of course it would have been a shame to prepare for a huge trip and not actually do it, plus I had received intelligence that the enemy was planning a protest. I decided to have a look. I walked in with my gear to the east of Lamington National Park then walked on a circuitous route to the edge of the residential areas, near one of the stations on the southwest rail line. After camping overnight, I took the train to Brisbane city to observe. My full camo clothing got a few looks, but none of the commie scum were game to challenge me. My only challenger was an upstanding member of our new African-Australian community, but he didn't have the heart to follow up on his evil stares with further actions.
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>>10776 >recently white-flighted to a better region of seppoland >8/10 blue-eyed cutie hands me my fast food order today instead of the 2/10 butt goblins i'm used to it's all so invigorating
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>>11604 3/4 My next mission was to see just how far into Queensland I could go without being stopped. I took the train up to Gympie and walked into the Great Sandy National Park. I walked for probably 100 km over 3-4 days. I used most of the things in my medical kit: a bandaid and some 3M MicroPore to stitch up a finger I sliced on a tin that I had carelessly left lying around, and some more 3M MicroPore to stop the chafing on inner thighs and some foot blisters. My equipment performed adequately. My shoes had some annoying bumps caused by the stiching pattern that had to be removed with scissors. There was plenty of water due to creeks and rivers along the way, and my water purification tablets ensured that I did not get any illness from the water. Food was prepared using a solid fuel stove. The availability of water meant that I could use mostly dried food, but I had a few cans as well. My load would have been well under 15kg for most of this part. The highlight of this leg was a rest day at a beautiful waterhole on a hidden part of the river.
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>>11606 4/4 The outbreak of near war in the U.S. led me to abandon the final stage of my trip, which would have been to travel to Cairns and then hopefully Cape York. On the way back down to Sydney, I came across a cave enscribed with some ancient artforms, as well as a traditional message ascribed to my ancestors. The entire trip took me a few weeks from start to finish.
>>11603 >>11604 >>11606 >>11607 Nice pictures, you should stay out of cities and not participate in your hippy rallies.
>>11608 True. Thank you.
>>11604 Kek. The local beasts look ferocious! look at that one's tattooed eyebrows. I'll wager he's been in a cage for some time hence.
>>11603 The Hard border is a myth! The promised land is wide open! I hear the streets are paved with i-pads
>>11606 Kino!. A good time to go, without challenge from tourist NPC's, The crocodiles must be hungry without gibs from the tour operators.
>>11607 Ha Ha! America is far away and Cape York would be safe from any stray missiles. Better luck next time NEET. The cave looks like the trolls that live there are based at least.
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>>11605 Cool to move to a better land. I'm gonna stay where i grew up, for now anyways.
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>>11614 I know how you feel. I felt that way for a long while. I could deal with the enemies at the gates but the traitors among my own people became just too much to handle. Grinds down on a man's soul to see his own folk dig the knife in the back of anyone trying to save them from the slow-motion suicide. The social and political climate are not conducive to change. Things are going to have to get far worse there before they get better. I decided I wasn't prepared to be a martyr, at least not yet, not there. That balance was tipped there long before I attained my full consciousness. I don't feel too bad about the flight - I'm still in my country, still near family, I'm back in the region my prior generations of ancestors lived on. I was a pine planted in a lake, a graft that didn't take. The grand experiment I was enrolled in without much choice turned out to be a failure. I am a swallow returning to capistrano. Somewhere between cowardice and prudence. Not quite sure myself. In the end, this isn't even my last stand. I have one more flight left in me to a nearby peak if need be. If the water's still rising at that point it will be time for the Ark.
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Just anotha day of code and flatarseing, I did get up the gully and dug a hole for one of my moterrey cyprus. That was worthwhile. Good Night, White.
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morn all people talk about is the fucking virus
Good Morning NEETs. Its a nice mild morning
>>11618 tfw want to forensically examine videos like zapruder film but bored with it already. I'm afraid my attention span isnt what it used to be NEETs
>>11618 Bah. I cant figure out who is who, The audio is good but the camerawork is poor. I'd be impressed if the phone got struck and still gave useable video. Dubs. We need Dubs. Where are the dubs?
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>>11617 Backinnadae people would have been talking non-stop about a guy walking on the moon. We have shit like corona, dont get demoralized, just turn it off. just like I cant
>>11615 I have hopes that organizing in a different way could create a clade within the rabble. Much like the closed sects. The spartans walls were the ranks of their warriors. Marauders were dispatched if they dared venture into their territory. Ethnonationality through superiority. Online homelands.
>>11625 >just turn it off. mummybots don't have an off button
>>11627 Kek. I might go see my energiser mummy this arvo, although olddad has a tool in his shed i want
>>11620 Oh dear. Two more white female victims of black violence. One might ask: Where were the police?
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I went to see mummybot and olddad. Had a good talk to both and got this from olddads garage. It was my grandfathers and not very well made but it'll do for what I need it to do. Wage called me in tomorrow, monday mornings are hell because of the graveyard aspect of the last two days. I'm not going to civic club tomorrow because its likely to be shit.
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Im going stale at home NEETs, i have two more days on the code before I can see if it fuggen is gonna work, its an absolute roadblock I cant avoid. On the plus side, I'm getting thru winter and keeping up my gym days I'm also stacking up new bugle calls and am ready to blast one out like a field artillery piece should I catch some ching chongs out of bounds. I need to find one thats really scary tho. So I'm off to the wage, give the heater a rest, grab more booty and maybe fill the tiffin. Good Night, White.
>>11631 I want to grab your booty and fill your tiffin.
Good Morning NEETs Full moon this morning and the clouds are moving fast from the southwest.
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morn going into the belly of the beast today >>11633 morning mate congrats you bet me! >Full moon this morning spoopy >>11632 that's sooo gay
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>>11634 Kek. Not really. I went back to sleep after that post. then i slept in and now I'm late. Nice chick. she'd be and old lady now, I reckon looking at that camera. and the cigarette
>>11635 Yeah the ABC akshully carried the story, most of it anyway.
Thinking of that wet, puffy tiffin.
Stroking the lit up baofeng.
>>11640 Faggots don't have an off button.
Wage was chaos and just spent a lot of time reacting. I had a good crew tho apart from this one goofy noob bloke. I want to tell him to loose the nose ring, get a haircut, straighten out his uniform and start acting like a professional. Got shit talked by one particularly ugly barrel of toxic waste, I was standing out of sight and overheard it all. I feel she pwned herself because she does this all the time and has built up a reputation. Other than that I had a good time: What happened to the two beans who crossed the Sydney harbour bridge heading north? The ended up in Cairns Miserable haul, all I brought home was a sandwich packet I found in the fridge. Wont go in tomorrow. also skipped civic club because its in a suck hole suburb and its raining.
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I gave my homie a half full jar of mocona instant coffee and his mood seems to have improved. He is still ree-sperging on the yank shenanegans. He goes on youtube and twitter and some "Private websites". His rhetoric makes me want to finish my HDD encryption project and mind that I do not encourgage his rants over the unsecure uhf channel we use. I am studying Seige again and will now refer to it as "a book on management", I'm trying to find a doctrine, I suppose. I should start with going to bed about now. Good NIght., White.
how can i get codeine cough syrup
>>11644 A garden hose and Nuro's arse.
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morn my day into melbourne was a complete failure hooker cancels me while i'm on the train. i booked a week in advance then i run out of credit and because i do everything on my desktop i can't recharge try and ring hookers on payphone without success walk around melbourne central and then stumble into chinatown walk into this arcade which is just full of massage joints go into this thai one because there's these girls standing out the front waving she wanks me off as i suck on her titty. then i eat at a japanese restaurant and go home now i feel like shit. fuck my life is pathetic
Good Morning NEETs. Its still gloomy and cold, a brown bird looks for breakfast outside, maybe the splendid fariywren will visit when the sun comes out.
>>11647 grotty.exe
Superb fairy-wren These ‘coloured’ males are often accompanied by a band of brown ‘jenny wrens’, often assumed to be a harem of females, but a proportion of them are males which have not yet attained their breeding plumage. The contents of these birds’ untidy nests — a clutch of three or four eggs — are not necessarily the progeny of the ‘coloured’ male, as there is much infidelity among female fairy-wrens, Kek. They're fully degenerate birds. They get the gas along with the druggos >>11644
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Just got back from coles. Got sultanas++ and soup stock++ The dairy isles were out of pizza cheese, my homie, sez its cos covid in vic knocked out the supply chain. I checked my freezer stash and I have 3.5Kilo butter and 1.5Kg cheese. Its clearly not enough and I'll be doing a little bit of painic shopping in full hazmat tonight at rush hour kek and clean out the shelves. I need at least ten kilo of dairy in my freezer and pizza cheese. My homie's priorities are a bit different, he has supply issues with bulk weed. We are talkning about it over unsecured UHF so i might need to get him to hide that a bit.
>>11652 >We are talkning about it over unsecured UHF You need to start talking in some sort of code
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>>11653 Meh. Its impossible with my homie because he simply couldnt adjust. Our callsigns are from the insane clown posse. We use lots of swear words and racism. We go into full surveilance larp when we get chink or nigger delivery guys on the property. We do mong tier /pol/, organize cookouts, check in when we get back from work. He had some problem with his telstra account and cant adjust enough to get it fixed. He has wifi messenger and push button uhf on my network that I maintain. He's a surly, alcoholic racist mong and a thug. He's literally ridiculous, but he's my homie and we are surrounded by normies, rich kids and diversity NPC's. what can you do. you can get six months worth of butter and cheese and post it on an imageboard
>>11654 >coffee in the freezer >normies, rich kids and diversity NPC's. Hate to break it to you.
Coding is becoming more routine and almost productive as the project build takes shape. I have a stopwatch and sim for 35 minute blocks before I break for chores or shitposting or gym. I can get through about 5 or six a day, which isnt enough, even if it is sustainable. I was never able to do more than about 7 hours concentration sitting down per day. I asked the smart kids doing uni with me and they said the same thing. Ideally i would do six hours desk work and three or four in the workshop or in the field or in meetings. I will grind more code tomorrow and then try for some wage, if i get two week days then I have a good chance of getting weekend penalty hours. Last chance to get dollars before the second wave and economic meltdown. Good NIght,White.
>>11655 OOOh am i being ironic? quick let me give my coffee to some rich homeless refugees.
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morn
Good Morning NEETs. Cold A.F. this morning, Corona virus weather.
The movie Morfiy is pretty good. Russian for Morphine. Caught it late on SBS a few years ago. It’s probably my favourite movie. Maybe just cos I’m a degenerate junkie too.
>>11661 looks okay. I'll look for a torrent
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ERMAGERD! A NEW WAR MOOFIE! This is going to be the best moofie in the whole world. Explosions are cooool.
The green tinge on the lemons I picked is turning to yellow.
>>11663 Excellent, I like explosions as well
>>11663 This moofie was coool, there was heaps of shooting and explosions, The baddies were bad and got shot a lot. The bit at the end where everyone cries was gay. 3.5/5 rad helicopter rocketships.
I timed my coding hours and I would have come up to about 5 hours. Its pretty good effort and my speed at the end is increasing. The software sometimes doesnt let me do what it should and I'm getting better at knowing what to do. I must remember to make notes so I can pick it back up after I put it aside for a while. Frigid damn day. Gloomy afternoon. I went down the ravine to look for a gravel bank to no avail. I will have to scout around for washed gravel for my tree planting project. Of course its not so easy.... kek. Good Night. White.
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morn instead of seeing a hooker maybe i could go into melbourne and find some female coppers tell them i'm not from melbourne and then run and have them chase me that would be pretty hot this virus shit is fucking up my plans bigtime
>>11669 Kek.
Good Morning Neets. Off to wage and then gym today, Maybe a bit of radio study tonight.
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-09/gambler-who-lost-millions-says-he-was-targeted-by-betting-groups/12409910?nw=0 Rich normies have their dark desires too. Somewhere out in the financialworld is an IRC style imageboard, where the captains of our stock exchange shitpost. The have a Dan variant, the gambling jew. Who pops up from time to time to encourage degeneracy. Ladbrokes. How is this not a mocking their patrons. I'll see if i can summon their avatar to pop in for a visit.
I did my first attempt at the beep test since primary school. It was pathetic. I scored 4.2. I would need a 7.5 to get into the army and a 10.1 for special forces.
>>11673 Keep training m8 you will get there in no time.
>>11673 Special forces guys all take steroids. Just consider 4.2 as a baseline.
>>11675 Steroids won't help your endurance in a beep test.
Wage was good but no cakes. Gym was good but too many dogs out of bounds. I had to put dinner back into the turbo oven because its not hot on the bottom.
>>11676 strength helps with cardio because you use less energy with bigger muscles doing repeat things Army meatheads use meth for focus when they train too. Army is a good way to end up a mong cripple
>>11678 >strength helps with cardio Watch the olympics m8. The sprinters are built and then they get smaller and smaller the longer they have to run. the marathon runners are anorexic.
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>>11679 >watch the olympics Like, unironically?
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>hijack wooden sailing ship >mad adventures in pacific >get hanged because your mate runs at the mouth The absolute state of MadLads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwClpiyb-Ig https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyprus_mutiny
>>11681 >Swallow wrote an account of the voyage including the visit to Japan, but this part of the journey was generally dismissed as fantasy until 2017, when he was vindicated by an amateur historian's discovery that the account matched Japanese records of a "barbarian" ship flying a British flag whose origins had remained a mystery for 187 years. This is pretty cool.
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>>11682 The mutineers landed at Keppel's island where ferguson, the leader, and six others decided to remain. Niuatoputapu. Nice but too many coconut niggers for me.
>>11683 I wanna be a pirate now. For real. I just bought a flag. DFAT says we can't leave but they can't stop us skipping out on a yacht.
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>>11684 Yeah it seems like the perfect crime. I like this flag but they wont send it to aus.
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Wage: Completed. Gym: Completed. Radio Study: One hour completed. Good Night, White.
>>11685 I tried to buy the black jihadi flag to fuck with my neighbour but I couldn't find it for sale. I probably would have been put on a watchlist had I succeeded in purchasing it. >>11686 Interesting that there is more life in her eyes than the average tiktok zoomer whore these days.
>>11687 You gotta make your own jihad flag from burkas and old dog shit.
>>11688 Probably pretty close to the truth Hitler.
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morn fuggin' bored. wanna by a bow but all the ranges are closed went for my morn walk and it was destitute welcome to the new normal
Good Morning NEETs. Excited about my morning coffee.
>>11690 Oh you want to buy a Bow, sorry your northener accent is a bit heavy I thought you said you want to buy a Boat.
Deuteronomy 23:1 >He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord.
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>>11693 >No whores, sodomites, bastards. What a great bible passage >No Ammonites, No Moabites yeah man fossils suck.
The mainly diverse and NESB residents of the plague towers are worried about the corona spreading through the buildings ventilation system but I see no air handling plant on the roof of the towers. They also seem to be blaming the plumbing which is beyond retarded. Perhaps they should be more worried about spreading the virus at their 'essential' prayer and community meetings. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-09/melbourne-public-housing-towers-one-to-remain-under-lockdown/12439866
>>11695 Islam has a history of being decimated by plague. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Death >The Black Death ravaged much of the Islamic world.[146] Plague was present in at least one location in the Islamic world virtually every year between 1500 and 1850.[147] Plague repeatedly struck the cities of North Africa. Algiers lost 30,000–50,000 inhabitants to it in 1620–21, and again in 1654–57, 1665, 1691, and 1740–42.[148] Cairo suffered more than fifty plague epidemics within 150 years from the plague's first appearance, with the final outbreak of the second pandemic there in the 1840s.[81] Plague remained a major event in Ottoman society until the second quarter of the 19th century. Between 1701 and 1750, thirty-seven larger and smaller epidemics were recorded in Constantinople, and an additional thirty-one between 1751 and 1800.[149] Baghdad has suffered severely from visitations of the plague, and sometimes two-thirds of its population has been wiped out.[150]
>>11696 Islam is a plague
Whoot. Day off from wage. Looks like I'm here with you cunnos today.
>>11694 Put there by Satan to test your faith.
2 pairs of fingerless gloves, three hoodies and a tshirt ,two woolen jumpers, four pants (including woolens), neporene Knee sleeves, two pairs of socks. Hot water bottle. im lookin swole bro
>>11701 Don't. Not even in jest.
just did a zoom for job lit myself up with 3 lights like i was in a studio i'd rather do irl interviews online is shit
>>11703 you should wear foundation and concealer.
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