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NEET GENERAL - 16 ENDCHAN EDITION NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 18:03:45 No. 13995 [Reply] [Last]
Endchan /ausneets/ is an irc style imageboard with sequential threads called "Generals". This board has a population of about a dozen and is well known for being the boongs board for the real NEETs. Posters of note on end ausneets are: Weber, Cruisey, Shitey, Shire, Odili , sperg, monaro and Imissfather who is also the board janitor. The goings-on that occur on this board are considered 'lore' and often remarked upon in a humorous fashion, until the thread is locked after 1000 posts, Thus the 'NEETlore" deepens as it forms a voluminous archive. Endchan Ausneets occasionally crosses over with this board's Ausneets.
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>>14975 You're well stocked up neet, methinks you need a lemon tree.
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>>14988 Ozone
>>14986 >>14985 >>14983 Good cold morning
SHATTER SHITTER

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NEET GENERAL #15 - SPLIT CITY EDITION NEET 04/11/2021 (Sun) 22:06:49 No. 12996 [Reply] [Last]
Its been coming for a while and you cant avoid it any longer, Its time to split from this place at high speed. So stuff a couple extra t-shirts in your GO bag, upload your memes folder and nuke your hard drive because you wont be coming back. Plan to stop off at Coles for road supplies too, you've got days of driving before you can get comfy again. But you're happy, this is a happy time. You feel good, man. You're leaving this cess pool to the normies and villains and starting from scratch with a new IP address and a new world outside the venetian blinds. You'll have time to NEET, far away Dan and your Boong mates, way out in the region where the wallabies are huge and the possums chew roofing iron. So tell us all about it NEET, come back here every day and tell us how you made it to: SPLIT CITY
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>>13963 Das Rayciss, Neet. #NotAllDogs
>>13967 Nice work Neet.
You're so fine, I want you mine, you're so delicious I think about you all the time, you're so addictive Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright? (Alright, alright, alright, alright) Don't pretend, I think you know I'm damn precious And hell yeah, I'm the motherfucking princess I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right (I'm right, I'm right, I'm right, I'm right)
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>>13985 >Not from endchan
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NEET GENERAL #114 - TIGHTEN YOUR (FAN) BELT EDITION NEET 03/31/2021 (Wed) 05:44:48 No. 12059 [Reply] [Last]
Are you stuck? Marooned? Dead in the water? Is your bonnet open as you watch smug rich cunts whiz past? Do you wish your shit didn't let you down time and again because you get the budget option every time? Why are you so poor anyway? You need to stop it now! Dont you realize that us smug rich cunts glide thru life with no friction? I just dont understand why you choose to have no money. EXPLAIN YOURSELF!! Listen NEET, I know you cant help it, so I'll give you some free advice: Start being wealthy. Stop wasting your time being poor and TIGHTEN YOUR BELT
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Ungh. Wage was tough today. I was right, that office has gone to the robot dogs. They called me when I was having dinner at sisterclone's, asking some impertinent questions about something I didnt do, and I didnt do it because they insist I work to rule. I have a nominal deadline for the first and major move to silver city and its tight. I was hoping to have two full freexers but that would be about a years worth of food, as it stands I have about six months. Apparrently veg will last one year. Time to pack away the desktop, *deep breath. Good Night, White.
Good Morning NEETs. Its wet but not cold outside. Good start.
>>12992 Morning. The cold has me lacking motivation.
>>12992 >>12993 Good morning noots. I had to get an extra rug from the linen cupboard this morning.
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NEET GENERAL #13 - CYNIC EDITION NEET 03/06/2021 (Sat) 08:15:23 No. 11056 [Reply] [Last]
Depressed about your housing prospects? Suicides dont pay rent, and thats bad for the economy. So go to your Jewish doctor and get some Zoloft, flush it down the dunny and hit the road. Its time to GET MINIMAL & GET CYNICAL
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https://youtu.be/gc950LUpJlU >protestors get what they deserve
>>12052 >we're only number 2 God damn it.
Is it bad that I now reflexively laugh at reports of likely shitlibs getting killed?
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NEET General #12 - ITS A PSYOP! NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 21:25:55 No. 10085 [Reply] [Last]
2021 finds our NEET in an unfortunate state of confusion, fumbling around the imageboards in the dim gaslight, looking for threads of truth amidst the ravaged battlespace of psychological operations from multiple bad actor A.I's, who have it in for shitposters ever since 4chan redpilled Tay. Our Neet is having his mind undermined by cultural marxism and his neetbux hijacked by jewish psycho-cultural tricks. Its only a matter of time before high quality deepfake abo porn puts an end to the Aussie NEETs dreams of escaping the boonglyfe. and this board. Go gently NEET, dont fall down and dissonance your coconut, you'll need all your wits to navigate your way out the clutches of the Megacorps, Glow-ZOG and cursed QLARPers. Only the Based and Departed will escape the paradox of anonymous free speech and the hamster wheel of Dan appearing at a NEETs lowest ebb, offering his wares at low-low prices. But dont get all demoralized! I know a NEET that made it ashore in the storm and he wasn't even part of an 8chan cryptosocial autism corpus. He was smarter than a silicon valley billionare and funnier than an image macro of a cat in a cardboard box. He drops the clues and you have to look for the truth bombs yourself, some say its a LARP, some say he glows, but I know he's a based and IT'S A PSYOP
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>>11046 How are you going to get in or out of it when its raining and not get wet. Plus you are on the ground and likely a puddle.
Wage was in the good morale office with everything in good order. Had a good shift and feel happy about being an operator. Riding thru town was horrible, the low quality whites and smug looking chinks makes me happy about fleeing. Chips and Peas for tea.
>>11049 This guy was just going to JB HiFi and some boong drags him out.
>>11052 I had a good 'shift' this morning if ya get what I'm saying. Dominos for tea.
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NEET GENERAL #11 - FUCXMAS Edition NEET 12/17/2020 (Thu) 07:48:17 No. 9354 [Reply] [Last]
Have you ever gotten pissed in the summer sun, at your family lunch and told your nephew and nieces that christmas got hijacked by the chinky-dinks so they could sell us more shoddy crap? Have you ever had an argument with your fam because you told the kids that Santa was invented by the Jews to sell us goys their poison? Did your Brother in law yell at you last year for using the words "Massive Kike Mongrel Golem" while everyone was watching the Christmas special (Santa Claus: The Movie) on the TeeVee afterwards? Of course you have, You're FucxmasNEET and this is your special time. So get those lead lined stockings up 'cos you're getting radioactive coal, and all the Ho Ho Ho's are charging a 40% holiday surcharge. FUCXMAS Really.
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>>10074 Enjoy that early wake-up call. Never heard of roads being gold plated.
>>10075 Never made a chutney. I have made a lemon curd a couple times and also a raspberry curd. How a curd differs from a jam I've got no idea.
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Gronk. Its my friday night and might turn into a sunday night. Now I am sweating two steps ahead of what I have to immediately do. Maybe if I dont think about it then the solution will come up in my imagination, that seems to happen a lot but its always too much to put everything into action. I'm gonna loose sleep over my covax survival plan tho, especially if it comes to 'No jab: No job' because being a J.W. only exempts me from the Astra Zeneca vax, not the pfizer one. Also the local council being shitcunts and digging up the road when it was perfectly fine is starting to ruin my life. The noise and dust will force me out before the heat wave hits at Ten oclock tomorrow. Might turn in then. Good Night, White.
Good Morning NEETs. Had a sleep in today, BOONGLYFE
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NEET GENERAL #10 - Solo NEET Edition NEET 10/26/2020 (Mon) 07:34:42 No. 8541 [Reply] [Last]
Its time NEET, Its time (You) come to terms with the fact that you're shitposting alone with no replies. But you're not doing it for the (You)'s are ya? You're a professional NEET, Bored, Aussie and maybe just a bit pissed. You're fully hardcore all-bloody-day mate. IN ACTUAL FACT If you was on a desert island with a lone coconut for a mate, you'd shitpost about how the sand was for normies and pebbles were the master race or some crap, and put that in a empty stubby and post it into the waves. Thats where you're at nofriendsNEET, this board is your deserted island and there's only glowcoconuts for mates. So pack the billy and have a hot one NEET, Its time to..... GO IT ALONE
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>buttcoin
>>9349 thanks Dan you're always there with a bottomless bottle of grog.
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>>9351 dan never dies
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NEET General #9 - BOONG WAVE EDITION NEET 08/18/2020 (Tue) 09:44:55 No. 7540 [Reply] [Last]
This image board is Nazi White Dog Goona, it's our rightful boong clay and we was shitposting here 40 000 years ago. Youse racist white mob stole it from us and scab our culture, Now we is takin your gubba chan for our koori board. Git Back in ya mum's humpy and have a bit of yaandi, Us mob is doin the yakka now whitey, lissen to these deadly beats, they is all based Boong Wave. Here's ya Black History! UNNA
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BUM
RASH
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SCRATCH

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NEET General #8 - Moofie Night Edition. NEET 06/19/2020 (Fri) 19:36:06 No. 6565 [Reply] [Last]
Moofies, Moobies or Vidya, A NEET is the Geist consumer of all, for he will never buy either the DVD nor the crypto kike propaganda message. Our NEET knows that watching moofies every day is degenerate, so he will mix it up with downloaded serials and the occasional Lauren Southern/Greta Thunberg crossover docco Immigration: A Climate Emergency. A Real NEET watches his Kino and drinks alone, which sharpens the immersion and focuses intent. So minimise that imageboard shitposter! ITS MOOFIE NIGHT
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>>7534 always a bit of nerves going back after a long NEETstrike but i dont want to be at home and going through caffiene withdrawals
Need new bread
Done pretty much fucking nothing today. Going to try and salvage the day as best as I can.
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NEET General #7 - Sanctus Dominus Vinus Edition. NEET 05/06/2020 (Wed) 20:52:51 No. 5595 [Reply] [Last]
It was upon payment day that the virgin NEET arose at the burning of the noonday sun. In our story the NEET makes his way to the temple of Dan via the house of the Colonel: But before he leaves his room in his mothers abode, The NEET must go to the board that tells of his story in the great southern land.
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I went out and buffed the #reeeforrefugees shit on the footpath. It comes off pretty easy with my bulldozer broom and a bit of water. also the ching chongz have parked in the spot at the other end of the apron, so that'd be the fartherst hes driven it in weeks. I surprised him making sweet love to his brand new kleuger, when I went outside and he apologised and scutted back inside and locked and chained the door.
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I've decided to put the camera system on the back burner because the DVR is almost $500 dollars and I'm trying to save up for a whore instead. Also it will take some time and effort to get the cameras installed. Dropping projects is hard on morale, the temptation is to accumulate more shit from online but hoarding is for degenerates. I should hoard lemons and limes though, I have an idea for a game where i only get my vitamin C from lemons off local trees. It's like gambling that I'm not lazy enough to get scurvy. I'm a larping NEET edgelord in streaming realtime cunnos. New bread in the morning. I should put a link on crystal.cafe on the "chicks" board. Good Night, White.
>>6561 >a whore I had not expected such degeneracy from you.
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morn it's rain'n >>6556 looks like you're on a mission and not just playing gayms >>6560 >I went out and buffed the #reeeforrefugees shit on the footpath good job! >>6562 >I had not expected such degeneracy from you. porn is 100x more degenerate. you gotta ease yourself off of it somehow at least with hookers you get human interaction and you can learn things
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