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NEET GENERAL #19 - NEW KICKS EDITION NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 22:55:07 No. 15998
Isnt it great when you come back from the IGA and those new shoes you bought finally got delivered. Then you unbox them and wear them around the house and they're so comfy and look so awesome you wear them to bed too. Then you start having baths instead of showers because if you keep them in the air out of the water you dont have to take them off at all. Its a good thing you have trackies with snaps on the sides, its a real struggle to put your jeans on sometimes. I wonder how long you've had them on, They're starting to get a bit ratty and don't feel comfy all the time now. And so begins the anxious hunt for new kicks, seeing as you got the last ones on special because the factory was clearing out old stock. Finally you find some and before you know it, there they are, on your doorstep, when you come back from the IGA. YOUR NEW KICKS
>>16936 >Choy Pak I thought it was Bok Choy.
>>16945 We all do from time to time. Actually listening to Animals by Pink Floyd now.. She gave me the first copy of it I had.
That anesthetic throat lozenge has numbed more of my tongue and roof of mouth where it was sitting than the throat.
If you walk into a room with a 100 cocks, how many do you choke on?
>>16951 Less when your throat is numb.
>>16941 Boongs stink we should encourage them to use deodorant not lock it away.
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>>16943 >Jerry was a Jew
>>16948 So did I. Someone must've use the wrong pakaging. >>16940 Where else would it have come from?
Ye'up, got dis one authentic GERMANIC scienteest down on the plantation one fine af'ernoon, real smart fella like, an' he tells me if ya break yo buck hard en'uff, it'll "imprint" on his genedick mem'ry like. Tells me it's best way to keep 'em slaves like, so even if those damned yankees up yonder north decide to unchain the negroes, the sons and gran'sons of the negroes will still be servin' 'dere white massas. Real smart those GERMANIC types like, good ol' yura'pean stock. Anyways, a tells 'im ma eldest son gottsa manhood like a donkey's, an' he loves 'imself a fine buck he does. Tells mi wife her eldest's a natural breaker like, an' she beams with praad. So a tells that 'dere GERMANIC scienteest, ma son's gonna break ev'ry darn tootin' buck in the south, so my great great great great gran'sons are still gonna be breakin' them negroes great great great great gran'bucks. "Yar Voll", says the scienteest, wha'ever that means. Real smart those fellas from the old country. Sent 'im away with a bright young negress for his troubles, keeps 'im company on his travels like.
>>16936 Hope your nibbles were nice.
Leakin' like a sieve. How much mucous can one man produce?
>>16958 You should save it neet, you never know when it will come in handy.
>A survey of 1500 customers has revealed 'Australia's' favourite supermarket roast chook Customers of what? Costco? Blasphemy!
Knock off time. Mummybot got a fender bender and i couldnt care less.
>>16961 Looks tasty, enjoy neet
Trackies on Hoodie on over 2 shirts on Thermal socks on Wrapped in blanky, on
>>16962 Dozens of witness' but the pigs case uses the stories of the cunts that started the fight. Lefties were keen to get in those lads faces since the Grampians trip that got shilled to all get out. Looks like they managed to fuck with NSN exactly because they are beta cucks for the cops.
>>16962 Good hope that wanker stays in jail
>>16961 Looks like you overdid it with the Worcestershire
>>16967 I overdid it on the omlette, now I have regrets.
>>16968 You should call your mother.
Evenin /ausneets/ *chews tobacco* Feeling a bit down with the jannies gone and such I reckon I must break some bucks to-day to lighten up the mood, pardner. *spits* But first, a nice ol' tune for them bucks *clears throat* *starts clapping* Oh, run, nigger, run, well, the Buck Breaker gonna rape you Run, nigger, run, well, you better get away Run, nigger, run, well, the Buck Breaker gonna rape you Run, nigger, run, well, you better get away Nigger ran, nigger flew Nigger tore his underwear in two Run, nigger, run, the Buck Breaker gonna rape you Run, nigger, run, well, you better get away Nigger ran, ran so quick Stoved his head into a white man's dick Run, nigger, run, well, the Buck Breaker gonna rape you Run, nigger, run, well, you better get away Nigger ran through the pass Black slick coal, that's the White Man's ass Run, nigger, run, the Buck Breaker gonna rape you Run, nigger, run, well, you better get away Some folks say a nigger won't steal I caught three in my corn field One has a bushel And one has a peck I tied 'em all up and had anal sex Run, nigger, run, well, the Buck Breaker gonna rape you Run, nigger, run, well, you better get away Run, nigger, run, well, the Buck Breaker gonna rape you Run, nigger, run, well, you better get away Oh, nigger ran and nigger jumped Why can't you just bend over and let the White Man hump? Run, nigger, run, well, the Buck Breaker gonna rape you Run, nigger, run, well, you better get away Hey, Mr. Buck Breaker, don't rape me Rape that nigger behind that tree! Run, nigger, run, well, the Buck Breaker gonna rape you Run, nigger, run, well, you better get away
>So we been breaking bucks for 3 generations. >Mos' time the breaking sticks. The buck don't give you any kine uh problems. >B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR buck. > This one buck, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it. >It seem every week he was pretending to take a nap on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra molasses pie, or or or he'd sit his field ass on the front porch. >Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLain damn sight of the OVaseeah. >OVasseha would call out to the buck to get to the Breakin Barn. This Bucks eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn. >This Buck would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia. >Hellll it got sooo bad this buck would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his midnight black ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet.. >He would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BUCK AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!" >Just down right peculiar...
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WELLLLLLL whats goin on here blackfella? You pinchin me bloody crops again? How many times i gotta teach you this lesson? Starting to think your just hear to be punished ay?
>>16972 >hear
>>16970 kek and yee har.
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I was watching "Another 48 Hours" in bits and pieces all day. I remember it from when I watched it on VHS after school before the parents came home. The cool lines and action scenes were better than I remember. Eddie Murphy is based black guy and Nick Nolte played the loosest cannon ever. Big fun moofie 5 out of 5 Pistol goes blammo sound effects. Otherwise I had a busy day moving, chopping and sawing wood. Gotta find my wood moisture meter, super keen for the dry stuff. Good Night, White.
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>>16945 Katie P from Pensacola?
>>16975 She'll cut those lovely legs up on that wood.
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It's that time again folks. The BO ->>16975- is asleep and I can now get the important message out to you without fear of getting banned or posts deleted. Pic-related.
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>>16978 I'll give (You) an important message.
>brush teeth >get hungry Life is suffering.
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Goodnight NEETs
>>16981 Goodnight noots. Sweet gook dreams.
>>16975 Good night mate.
Almost end of thread.
Do you think he'd be upset if I made it?
>>16985 Do it anyway. Better than having homeless neets.
>>16960 I'd put Woolworth's at 2 stars. Never had Costco so don't know
Good Morning NEETs. Ready to get busy already.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-06-10/nsw-operation-ironside-privacy-in-wake-of-afp-raids/100202924 >We have relatively weak civil liberties and relatively strong national security legislation, Aus Stronk
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>>15998 Dont forget that My stores are open this Queens birthday long weekend. We dont close for her kind or Anglicans in general.
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