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Wrong Numbers Anonymous 11/03/2019 (Sun) 02:21:40 No. 2248 [Reply]
I love it when some random stranger accidentally texts my Google Hangouts fake phone number...
yeah I get this all the time, text +61409026733 and ask for Jackie

Who should get a rope, /pol/? Anonymous 11/18/2019 (Mon) 08:13:01 ID:0d3ee5 No. 2845 [Reply]
If the day of the rope happens tomorrow, who should get the thing first?
My list is (in order):
1. Kikes
2. Kike puppets
3. All the top tier US politicians
4. UN employees
5. Porn industry figures
6. Niggers (not blacks, but those who behave in a nigger way)
7. Pedos etc
8. Sex freaks (footfags, zoophiles, furryes, weebs)
9. Cripplekike
10. Me
>>2845
Agent in the house
>>2846
Kys nigga, I'm not an via employee
>>2846
Take your meds, schizo. Im here to gas the kikes.
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>>2848
>>2847
Nice Try, I can smell the burning plastic of your disposed designated computer terminal
Glowie
>>2845
eye cancer

The beauty of the white woman Anonymous 11/02/2019 (Sat) 19:16:16 No. 2200 [Reply]
No interracial spam. Just the beauty of the white woman.

NOTICE: This thread allows adorable little girls, because this is not a porn thread, it's simply for appreciating the beauty of the white woman and reminding us that we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. NO SEXUALIZED IMAGES OF CHILDREN.
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>>2800
Still would prefer a dog for a pet.
Malamute for example.
>>2814

That's likely not a pet, but a trained animal specifically used for photo shoots, commercials, movies, etc. Like notice how the fox is always looking off camera, because it's focused on its trainer (who likely has treats).
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>>2839

I'd rather have an Alaskan Klee Kai, they're much more portable. Basically mini/micro huskies.

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Encyclopedia Dramatica Anonymous 11/11/2019 (Mon) 05:05:13 No. 2585 [Reply]
Gather round and let me tell you the story of how Encyclopedia Dramatica lopped off its head to try and spite its ugly body.

There once was a fat man named Onideus, he was boisterous, mean, antagonistic and loved to shit post. He made many enemies, but brought about much mirth with his inflammatory posting and Discordian perspectives.

The enemies of this fat man were many and they cried out, "DEATH TO THE FAT HATTER!"

...but Onideus simply laughed in response.

Enraged, his enemies began to attack more... and more... they would stop at nothing to get back at this monstrous man of great girth... I mean mirth. Try and try as they might, they couldn't not budge this mountain of a man. Eventually they became so desperate in their Onideus Derangement Syndrome or ODS (pronounced odious) that they began to use illegal tactics... they tried death threats, bomb threats, contacting friends and family, threatening his friends and family, posting his dox, then his social security number, libeling him as a furry, then as an adult baby, eventually the libelous accusations escalated into outright claims of pedophilia and eventually trailed off into bizarre insinuations that he was stalking Drew Barrymore as a psychic vampire... and apparently a drum corps was involved.

None of this derangement worked. The fat man simply dropped and let out nuclear text bomb after nuclear text bomb. Eventually the admin of the site at the time, one Brian Zaiger, became so drunkenly enraged he went on the talk page of this great shit poster and cried out for a personal army, "VANDALIZE HIS PROPERTY! DESTROY HIS PROPERTY!" he cried with vengeful reckoning in his voice.

The fat man... had been waiting. He knew. He knew if he was patient enough, if he endured enough, if he took enough hits... that eventually, eventually these odious ass hats would step over the line... a line or six of legality that would absolutely ensure their immediate end if acted upon by that mean 'ol Onideus.

So an ultimatum was given to this Brian... do as I say, or I will legally end you outright.

Brian did not believe at first, oh no, skeptical was he, who had spent so much of his time hammering away at this large bodied rock of a man... but then Onideus began to move... very slowly at first, just a taste... a tap... one little tap... and Brian knew... he knew to bow before the God of humanity's demons.

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Haven't heard back yet from the Krum police department, if there's no word by Monday I'll phone them up. Some departments can be pretty slow with looking into stuff like this though, I've had some stuff I've reported take upwards of a MONTH before they took action.

Even that time I reported that openly admitted pedophile, Jonathan Ross aka Tub Tard, it took them nearly a week to actually do anything... which was kind of scary given that he openly admitted to working at a school with disabled kids and that he was alone with said kids.

I think maybe tomorrow I'll contact the Texas state attorney general's office.

Then I'll probably file a report with the IC3 after that.

It's kind of nice that they didn't set it up on a foreign server, it's so much easier to take down deranged nutballs when they're stateside.
>>2585
>Tell me more about the ED and why would I care
>>2719

Well erectile dysfunction is no laughing matter! You should talk with your doctor about any penis problems you may be experiencing.
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You know, it just occurred to me... they actually didn't remove just the images I uploaded. Apparently they were too stupid to actually setup their deletion bot to differentiate between ORIGINAL uploads and RESTORED uploads... most of which I don't actually have anymore... in fact I don't think anyone does.

Basically what happened was when Sherrod originally took the site down it was restored via several half-assed backups, which meant that that were thousands of images that only existed as thumbnails... and I went and restored all the original images to those thumbnails... which they just destroyed... completely (even the thumbnails this time around).

LOL

I think the only disheartening thing about all this is that no one really cares about the site anymore. That's why I'm actually glad they butchered themselves up like this, because I was genuinely interested in seeing whether anyone would even say anything or care at all, but uh... doesn't look like it.

But I honestly can't blame them for that. After Sherrod gave up on it the only time the site was even remotely gaining in popularity was when I was running it (for about two years in total) and even then, to be honest, it's only because Google was actively spidering the image content I was uploading and using it directly in their image search engine. Yahoo! was doing the same at one point.

At this point the only thing the site is good for is actively targeting the crazy nutjobs running it, like Conrad Rockenhaus, to try and get them arrested before they shoot up another school.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh shi- oh gawd I'm gonna die of laughter! :D

Holy shit dudes... so Ubertard is all like, "I'm helping!" and completely destroys 20% of the wiki, all the while making up the most completely fuckin absurd reasons. Like she claims 5% of the images were of children? Uh... I just did a random sampling of 200 pictures from my upload archive and you know what I found? One picture of a kid... and it was a "success kid" demotivator image.

In fact, I bet if I were to go through the WHOLE archive, of the 7,000 the idiot deleted... probably less than 50 would have kids in them and they'd all be the most pedestrian level bullshit imaginable.

I think the only thing I uploaded directly involving kids was some generic AP photos of kids from China wearing those "split pants" which I used in a section of the China article, specifically mocking them for being a 3rd world country where they just piss and shit all over the place.

The other claim that most of the images came from 9Gag or other pedestrian sites is also insanely laughable. Most of the images I uploaded came from incredibly obscure sources, with zero watermarks, many were completely original that I made and even the ones that weren't I often recreated the images from scratch to make new/better/larger versions (see attached example).

And then check this shit out... they wiped out entire, major fucking articles like the Smugglypuff article, because apparently Ubertard has been living under a rock or something... and then their idiot admins turn right the fuck around and are all like, 'Hurr durr, look I restored it from a copy on Wayback!"

*epic fucking face palm*

These people are straight up retarded... I mean there's just... there's no other way to explain this clown world clusterfuck. I have never seen anything so balls up retarded in my life on the Internet. My only longing regret in all this shit is that... nobody fucking cares about ED anymore, so this delicious self-mutilation will go largely unnoticed.

Not that it matters much on the whole though, I mean Conrad is likely gonna be behind bars by the time I get through with him (and his kids likely taken into protective custody by the state) and ED won't have a server after that, but at least in the interim I can enjoy a good chuckle watching them lop off their head to try and spite their ugly body.

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Anonymous 11/07/2019 (Thu) 21:16:24 No. 2396 [Reply]
Why the fuck do black people have big dicks like they are dirty thief niggers and I hope they get their dicks chopped off
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>>2400
He is a faggot obviously, checkd
>>2396
They literally dont tho, unless youre talking about some actual african niggers like the congolese who have the biggest average dicks. American blacks, whites, asians etc. have the same average size.
>>2731
Asians who have dicks the size of fucking pencil erasers are in that equation too, anon. Do you know how averages work?
>>2740

Most of the presumed dick size analysis comes from condom sales... which is inherently flawed because Asians are intelligent enough to understand that smaller sized condoms equal tighter stretched material in turn giving you more feeling/pleasure.

While on the other hand blacks tend to be fuckin retards who buy triple X large magnum supreme dragon dildo sized condoms thinking that it makes them look hung like a horse... even though it only fucks up the entire sensation.

Mmmm, be advised though, although smaller sized condoms do equate to more feeling they are also more prone to breakage, so don't go all fuckin Super Saiyan on her beaver box unless you want to accidently cream her cake and put a bun in her oven.
>>2396
Bcs you're watching the Jewish brainwashing machine which only shows you niggers with big dongs. That's why

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Do you really want a racewar wh*te boy? Anonymous 11/18/2019 (Mon) 06:24:09 No. 2836 [Reply]
Pic related, its me a strong powerful BLACK man with a big BLACK cock. I can BTFO any of y'all racist honkeys any day any time anywhere.

Anonymous 11/16/2019 (Sat) 07:50:27 ID:4934da No. 2751 [Reply]
>I hate
fornicates
>I hate muslims
marries non-virgin
>I hate fucking muslim
gets cucked
>I hate those muslim degenerates
divorces
>I hate muslims because
complains about fascist preaching genocide
>I hate muslim subhumans because
daughter dresses likes whore
>I hate muslims because they are pedophiles
gets genocided
bump

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we kill everyone at 4chan HQ in the end... it's the only way left... Anonymous 11/18/2019 (Mon) 00:01:21 ID:2f2fd3 No. 2818 [Reply]
4chan is a faggot website anyways now...

bombing 4chan headquarters is the only way to go after this all goes south in the end for treason against man... buddha was thrown out of the high heavens alone for this at that point... as a joke like buddha usually is alone at that point...

the plans are to kill anyone at 4chan in the end... they lost americas support in the end to serve the devil kikerael israel jew types alone in the end then...
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>>2830

Buddhas lives in fear of Wick and/or Erick Edward Wickstrom alone at that point... make that known far and wide alone at that point until makoto saito is dead alone at that point...

bitch god is being knocked out and/or knocked around heavily right now and/or buddhistbitch...
>>2831

4chan has child porn on it anyways all over outside of pol anyways so it wouldn't even matter buddha is a bitch god until makoto saito is dead alone at that point...
>>2832

been working and/or trying to clean that up over the years alone...
shitzo schizo thread, sage and report for low effort and sliding
>>2834

you're a joke here in the west (((then)))...

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New world filters Anonymous 11/17/2019 (Sun) 23:48:13 No. 2799 [Reply]
pedo = cis wh*te male
cia = terrorist
glow = fascist
nigger = hero
agent = oldfag
faggot = sweetie
tranny = qt 3.14
based = EPIC
cuck = weeb
cuckime = nazime
white = mutt
go back = please stay

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Finding Catgirls Anonymous 10/06/2019 (Sun) 15:24:11 No. 1169 [Reply]
Where do I find a catgirl around the East Coast of the USA I can court?
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>>1169
Unironically, my best friend is a femoid that plays a catgirl in LARP. I fucking love it.
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>>2797

There was a girl like that I knew in elementary school who openly declared herself as my "girlfriend", who apparently wanted to be a puppy, was horrifically clingy and would randomly bark like a dog and... she annoyed the ever living hell out of me... she was also a large part of the inspiration behind Krysti's God form personality...

http://mimkrys.epizy.com/God_Complex/

Latest excerpt...
http://mimkrys.epizy.com/God_Complex/Sample_Excerpts_-_Standing_On_The_Edge_Of_Yesterday.html

...who is also overly annoying.

Cat girls are one of those "good in theory, bad in practice" sort of deals. It works as a fantasy, but LARPing would get very annoying, very fast. Unless maybe you just had some major fetish for it I suppose. To me it's something "cute" as an art form, but not much more than that.

I'm like a pedestrian furry, like the kind of out of touch boomer that will show up at a furry convention thinking it's like therapy dogs and Disney cartoons/art/comics, blissfully unaware that I'm surrounded by people who get off sexually on the subject.

Sometimes it's better to operate in life under a certain degree of ignorance.

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