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Corona isn't gonna fucking dissapear, faggots Anonymous 03/19/2020 (Thu) 15:16:14 No. 9730 [Reply] [Last]
Message to retard lurkers: The coronavirus has infected over 200000 people. Entire, rich, first world countries countries have been quarantined. The cure is years away. Stop believing the quarantine will last for a few days and everything will return to normal. Normal is dead. The socioeconomic impacts will last for years and impact a huge amount of decisions, just like 9/11. Thats not even counting the eventual major global conflicts that will inevitably occur fueled by anger at this disease. Normal is completely gone now. Every single little thing will be used as fuel for thousands of future political fires, and thinking it'll just disappear is retardation
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>>11143 1) Nice that someone's actually getting the bigger picture here. 2) Stop sperging out about riots, this has nothing to do with chimping out. The whole issue here is that, presumably, protests during a pandemic, in and of themselves, and especially with such crowds, are an unexpectable level of demented. Riots actually have methodology to them. They target cops, and/or stores which may or may not be selected to be of a certain type. Crowding together when there is such a giant medical mess at hand is just willfully doing collateral damage to old people, nurses, asthamics and so on. And fat fucks, luckily. But it's complicated, does every dose of rioting spur lots more plain old whine-herding? And we don't know what will happen regarding persistant lung damage to survivors.
Both lancet studies On hcq that the media and others held up as proof have been pulled because they were found to be fake by a hundred real scientists  lead scientists of the apparent studies, one was a marketing major and the other has degree in science.............. fiction writing. The first question in any legal recourse, did the delay of treatment lead to negligence? Tds is dangerous. Class action wrongful death cases against msm and gatekeepers of treatment is very probable ..
>>9730 Is that so??? And yet people are already getting over it as the medical field is starting to amass countermeasures against it.
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>>11304 >getting over it lel this nigger doesn't know what we knew half a year ago. ##NO ONE RECOVERS##
>>9730 i wish i had the holocough already. tired of hearing about it.

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Should I smoke crack Anonymous 08/19/2020 (Wed) 17:46:31 No. 15974 [Reply] [Last]
Recently found out my roommate has been smoking crack in the bathroom. What does it feel like and should I try it?
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>>15978 Exercise, cardio everyday for 1hr
>>15974 >crack addict is roomie GTFO The fucker will steal from you and not pay rent. Ignore that alarm at your peril. Be glad they haven't slit your thoat for money yet.
>>16009 you'll pussies dont even smoke crack and expect real posters? talking about self imporvment. go fukin kill somone or somtin I am tired of your lamentations. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0
>>16009 He moved out now. Probably for the best. I really don't like being associated with addicts anyway.
>>16023 fuck off idiot no one wants to click your shitty link

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Anonymous 08/19/2020 (Wed) 14:23:34 No. 15971 [Reply] [Last]
>at bus stop >bald 30 year old from pic related present >NEETbeard appears and asks bald guy how to get to mall >bald guy talks into his phone "how to get to mall" >>3 hours trip lol >bald guy asks NEETbeard, "do you know where <main road #4 of 5> is?" >NEETbeard: "ummmm yeah..." >all this time NEETbeard could have just waited at stop #3 for the bus that comes every 5 minutes, travelled for 7 minutes to <main road #4 of 5>, and walked 20 minutes east to get to mall >they babble on for 10 minutes >NEETbeard: okay thanks man >bald guy: no problem >NEETbeard: huge thanks blah blah >bald guy: really its nothing >NEETbeard: see ya thanks man >bald guy: see ya stay safe Wh*te people.
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>>15981 Japanese are honorary Aryan. We don't need disgusting shit skins following Whites around everywhere. Just give us some sort of space to discuss amongst ourselves without you shitting up everything everywhere you go on the planet like the parasitical subhuman species you are. Just crawl into a zoo cage and stay there where you belong.
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>>15983 Look faggot. This is a quality thread. The fact that you are triggered over race, strongly indicates that you are not a quality poster. Imageboards aren't a race club, much less a white club. Lurk 2 more years, and then post again.
>>15985 >Look faggot. This is a quality thread. lmao yeah real great thread Moshe >The fact that you are triggered over race, strongly indicates that you are not a quality poster. I defend Whites anywhere, everywhere, anytime >Imageboards aren't a race club, much less a white club. Says who? You? >Lurk 2 more years, and then post again. Been posting on chans for 5 years I am good
>>15971 >people have a conversation,so i must come to a chan and act like a total faggot niggers
>>15985 >>15981 >>15971 so how much do you get paid?

#ReleaseTheFartCut Anonymous 05/09/2020 (Sat) 19:37:57 No. 10668 [Reply] [Last]
On the set of The Princess Bride, André the Giant once "let out a 16 second fart and brought production to a standstill." Nobody said anything except director Rob Reiner, who said "Are you OK, André?" to which André replied, "I am now boss." People have suspected there is a recording of this and has yet to be released. So here go on Rob Reiner's Twitter https://twitter.com/robreiner?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor and tell him to release the recording with #ReleaseTheFartCut. So we need this hashtag to go trending, have other people on Twitter join and hopefully get Rob's or other people who worked on the film's attention. Pls? Thank you.
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>>10668 This would be funny and cool
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>>10668 Well.
Doubt he’ll release it he’s too busy bitching about trump racism and riding pedo biden dick

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can any one explain why niggers are always the first one to bring up race? Anonymous 08/12/2020 (Wed) 19:01:37 No. 15907 [Reply] [Last]
>is this victim mentality or what? what else should i say to this diseased nig? i entertained the thought of living there until found out. Wanted him to feel like shit. lulz
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>>15909 this is a pretty good point. when white people are "racist" or what ever newspeak term they have these days its just them sinking down to black peoples level.
>>15917 dont we all? but how are you going to btfo some ape who isnt even self aware?
>>15917 depends if the task at hand is solving your housing problem. The nigger is being exploitative like some diabetic mong chieftain of his own mud village. the Anon would have better luck finding a white person to be in a horozontal cohabitation relationship with. Another implicit lesson to stay the hell away from niggers and seek your own kind.
>>15924 thats not a lesson but a rule and fact of life. i dont think he knew the person was black until the revealed the true niggerdom within him, tho.
>>15907 Stop caring and be grateful you found out before. Don't let the nigger have more of a negative impact on your life than it already has. There were several warnings in the rental ad that meant I would never contact them even though I more mutt than you. >all is welcome >if u black send pic If you were jewish this would be free money.

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WTF am I doing with my life? Anonymous 03/28/2020 (Sat) 01:42:10 No. 9862 [Reply] [Last]
I want to study my electricians course, and practice my piano and clarinet, among other things. But all I do is argue politics. Its' fucking pointless. How do I shake this addiction?
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A wise anon said that you should beware when you fight evil that you do not become evil yourself. Another wise master said that you should not worry about if the words people say are true, but rather if they is useful. Shills can call you a smelly neckbeard incel nazi loser, which may be true or may be false, but none of these things matter. Only what you are doing to make yourself better matters. When you practise this, the shills much of their power over you.
>>10547 >if they is useful if they *are* useful
>>9862 >Wants to become an electrician instead of an electrical engineer I don't even feel sorry for you, you're too fucking retarded to take wise decisions in life.
>>15692 Lots of trades in the union making over 50 an hour
>>15692 no shit, poltards cant into engineering

Thoughts on suicide? Anonymous 05/07/2020 (Thu) 23:40:54 No. 10630 [Reply] [Last]
>failure >no reason to live >not poor but not rich >totally out of my mind >havent felt sane in years >why bother living? >is it worth living rather than offing self because I don't live up to my own standards?
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>>10630 same here. haven't talked to anyone outside of family and a few people on the internet for years
>>10653 >>10654 >>10646 >>10644 you'll never convince me to do anything. my problems exist from lack of sleep (insomnia) due to gaming like a crackhead. I'm slowly improving myself.
>>10630 This is a pretty damn nonsensical time to be asking this question. The world is derailing, and you drag out such a trite response to a spectrum of long term situations? It doesn't fit together. Nowadays, it's officially accepted that, through being alone, you are also very not alone. And on top of that, being totally fucked is looking to become the new normal, so, any such reactions to it that whoever is having, they just lose their basis.
Everyone is lonely OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7LBggDKEtM And btw, killing yourself now means you wouldn't be able to witness the fall of civilization.

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RANDOM VIDEO THREAD Anonymous 07/31/2020 (Fri) 01:04:30 No. 15753 [Reply] [Last]
Post 'em
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Anonymous 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:44:52 No. 15807 [Reply] [Last]
new here where the fucks the porn
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>>15810 Jesus, does every chan now have some asinine rule against child pornography?!
>>15814 Nigga they kinda need it so they don't have child pornography problem like 4chan or 8chan.
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>>15807 coomer degenerate, we don't post porn on this board

time capsule Anonymous 07/10/2020 (Fri) 05:12:24 No. 15534 [Reply] [Last]
Here we have a time capsule project in the making. I am putting posts up on multiple sites asking anons to tell the people of 2024 anytning. On October 7th, 2020 the site will be archived. On October 7th 2024 the archived time capsule links will be posted around the web.
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>>15534 2024
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>>15710 I think tortube is gone at least I heard.


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