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story time Anonymous 01/22/2020 (Wed) 09:48:59 No. 4569 [Reply] [Last]
TLDR: Fatties and Neuro-linguistic programming >be me >20% of my family (including extended family) are fat >they're too pathetic to stop being fat, so instead they try to make everyone else fat too. >the fatties start bringing bread-y and sugar-y snacks to the weekly family meetings >if anyone doesn't eat the carbs then the fatties subtly attack that person >if anyone brings healthy snacks, then the fatties subtly attack the decision >the other 80% are strongwilled enough to not eat carbs outside of family meetings, but not strong enough to abstain while they happen. >fatties succeed at making carbohydrate snacks the standard at family meetings, but they fail at actually making everyone else fat >I decide to stop eating carbs and sugar >I lead the anti-carb rebellion >a few other people join me in my quest >fatties continue to bring carb-y meals, each time they bring a different kind of junk food >one by one, my comrades fall, the temptation is simply too much >I'm alone, my rebellion failed >fall back into degeneracy once a week

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>>4572 this person speaks the truth
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I guess I'll tell my own tale from a good number of years back. It's pretty unrelated, but it involves a retard so it's funny shut up >be me, 3rd grade >have friend who has 3DS >bus is redneck incarnate, his device is a safe haven from the endless niggering and hickering >friend has severely autistic brother >open up videos >look at funny ass stop motions and plush videos friend made because they're funny for 2 sperg ass 9 year olds >see video in his bathroom >wut >autistic brother made this one >camera pans around >QUICKLY PANS DOWN TO RETARD PENIS >quickly exit and delete video before we find out if he tries making cream gravy with that fucking vegetable penis I've seen that fucker do more stupid shit, but they're really not too memorable.

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Lynxchan Anonymous 03/29/2020 (Sun) 21:15:32 No. 9942 [Reply] [Last]
Hello and welcome to Lynxchan. Please visit if you'd like. (Spam)
Edited last time by Anonymous on 04/01/2020 (Wed) 12:34:04.
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"strategically placed hole"
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There is nothing more horrifying than the "realistic" furry Photoshops! ಠ_ಠ
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>>9970 When the fuck did people start making fan art for this obscure soviet cartoon

Birds R7 03/31/2020 (Tue) 11:27:54 No. 9981 [Reply] [Last]
Havnt seen a bird in >months
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>>9981 Buy bird seed and try feeding them. I've seen a CRAZY number of little flutter puffs here lately, to the point where I'm wondering when the red tailed hawks are going to migrate back, because they usually thin their numbers out a bit. I think maybe a lot of people aren't feeding them right now though because... woo... they be FIGHTIN! I mean I dump plenty of seed out there everyday, but they're STILL fightin over it. The other day this one flutter puff got so pissed off at this other one eatin ~his~ seeds that he had a conniption fit and started rapid fire chirping and vibrating his entire body like he was having a spastic meltdown! Oh also the doves are back. And they are unusually unafraid. Like normally they're so skittish they won't even eat around the other little flutter puffs, but apparently they're so hungry they don't even care to stand on formality, they're all like, GIMMIE MAH SEEDS! Seen a lot more cats too, I think at this point we're now feeding like 7 different random neighborhood cats... like... tha'fuck is wrong with you idiots? Can't you even feed your cats? I mean I'm dirt poor, gawd damn fuckin DESTITUTE and I can still feed the gawd damn cats! ...speaking of cats... STOP DRINKING OUT OF THE GAWD DAMN BIRD BATH! ಠ_ಠ
>>9981 i wish i could fly with the birds. very beautiful and intelligent creatures
>>9981 The government is upgrading their firmware. The virus was invented so everyone stays inside and doesn't notice.

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Project Zephyr Anonymous 03/31/2020 (Tue) 15:23:06 ID:4e2baa No. 9988 [Reply] [Last]
What are your thoughts on it? Something is going down with chinese virus, and I wonder if it's a natural step towards Zephyr.
>25316 >no summary >no oc >no info on subject >data harvest me on... weak thread even for a shill not worth a (you) saged.

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4cuck mods Anonymous 03/28/2020 (Sat) 08:59:03 No. 9868 [Reply] [Last]
This public image is a censored image on 4chan.
How updated is this?
>>9950 I was pretty sure I saw that posted months ago. Had same title. Maybe it was same maker but different image. Search of archive only got 2 hits, both from a week ago https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/image/dwQn6WlnJCpvh0FaX_pv0w/
>>9868 >4chan /v/ mod has pic of anime girl as profile pic >is almost certainly a man Suddenly I can see why there is such a libtard PC atmosphere on that board.

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Comfy Thread Anonymous 11/02/2019 (Sat) 17:55:29 No. 2176 [Reply] [Last]
Post images that make you feel comfy.
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Still slightly high at the moment... I just realized something I find REALLY cozy... like... the stillness you can find in chaos. You know like the feeling you get when the weather is super terrible, like there's a big storm... rain, wind, snow... whatever... but like you're inside, all cozy and warm. You're right in the middle of that horrible chaos, the unrelenting elements that would otherwise end you... or maybe just make you really uncomfortable... but to be protected within that chaos. Whether it's watching the rain from your window, or hearing the faint whisper of a howling wind muffled by the walls around you. The safe stillness of solitude within somber settings. To lock yourself away from the storm, but not so much that you can't tell that it's there. It's that duality, that contrast between the chaos of hell and the stillness of heaven. Imagine looking outside a proverbial window in heaven and seeing the hell raging outside... you see, God didn't create hell... because it was already there. God simply created a salvation ~from~ hell... that is heaven... a house protected, a sanctuary in an afterlife otherwise haunted by eternal torment. It is the joy, the bliss, the love, the gentle longing, the calm, the comfort, the contentment inside us all... those feelings we can turn to in a world otherwise consumed with the storms of hate, pain, suffering, loss, fear, uncertainty, worry, embarrassment... all those things can be muffled and muted by the cozy, comforting structures we create within our hearts and with others. Always remember to look for heaven when you're trapped in hell. You can find it by searching out the lost remnants of your heart's longings. Find what you lost, find what's missing and you'll find heaven, even in this hell on earth that we live in.
I took a nap today and had a dream where I was playing Bard's Tale on an old computer, like back in the day. The only weird thing is that the music for Times of Lore was playing. But whatever, it was comfy!
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>>8107 Ahhh yes, cozy media memories! I have so many fond memories of playing vidya. I think I was pretty lucky to have been born in 1980, right during the first generation of vidya, because what was lacking in graphics/programming quality was made up by imagination. Most vidya these days is increasingly hyper-realistic, where as old school gaming was so simple that your imagination would run wild and you would create all these fantastic worlds inside your head, actively augmenting the experience with your own creativity. Sort of like comparing books to movies. I think that's why a lot of the most popular titles these days are indie and throwback projects, like Undertale, Cave Story, Minecraft, Maplestory, Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night, etc, etc. A lot of times the simpler the graphics/mechanics the more enjoyable the game, because the more you can creatively invest in it. I think Final Fantasy 2 has the most cozy memories for me. It was the first real RPG I played and really got into and it was during my parent's divorce so I would sort of escape into that world, immersing myself into it and letting my imagination run wild. Childhood escapism is full of cozy, nostalgic memories.
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I can hear the theme music in my head every time I see this, and then I reminisce about all the text adventures that I used to play. Any of you fucktards ever play that one with the creepy flute-playing guy who haunted his family? It involved cold coffee and portraits and a cut-off head in a furnace
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I'm High And There's No Drug Board Here Onideus 10/18/2019 (Fri) 00:17:08 No. 1573 [Reply] [Last]
Okay, like... check this out! It's like... hoe fights! You know like bum fights, but with hoes!

I'd pay good money to see this shit professionally

They could call it "strip fighting"... where the goal is to rip off the clothes of your opponent. The first one completely naked is the loser!
They could do a male version too for the ladies. Like wrestling, but stripping.
"strip wrestling"!

Someone uh... one of you make this happen... go, go, go! MAKE IT SO! ENGAGE!

...did I mention, oh right... so like, also... wut about pie? Like what kind of pie is pie?

... could there be pie flavored pie?

We should invent a new flavor of pie and just call it pie flavor.
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>>9613 You're beginning to sound like some of the Wiccan and Buddhist stuff I've read. "We are all Goddess" or "Each person is God incarnate" or "you can become a Bodhisattva or achieve enlightenment or become one with god" After a lot of thought I figured that if anyone is actually going to merge with God their personality is probably going to change so much that the end result would be the same. Unless of course humans can really become Deities and so far I've seen no evidence of that
>>9625 Might be where some of it is coming from. I studied eastern philosophy for awhile... at some point... can't remember when specifically. I've reached that point where I've taken in so much information, watched so many movies, seen so many TV shows, read so many books, been in so many debates and discussions that at this point it just sort of all blurs together.
>>9619 when i was working at a smoke shop, i had some soccer-mom bitch get flippant with me just because i politely told her we didn't carry kratom. never had it so i don't know what the appeal is
>>9619 Kratom has nothing to do with marijuana though >>9630 It's a very unique drug, stimulant at lower doses, more opiate like effects at higher. It's a member of the coffee family.
>>9631 It's uniquely shit in my opinion, but then I used to take opiates for chronic pain, so maybe my standards for "opiate like" are a bit higher than your average pedestrian.

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The Onideus Thread Anonymous 02/23/2020 (Sun) 22:38:46 No. 8108 [Reply] [Last]
This thread is for orbiting, insulting and cooming on Onideus aka Mathew Moulton. Sit stil, Onideus, I'm COOMING on your face, uhhhhohhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa OH GOD, IM COOMING Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>9706 >we can't just "pull out" without horrendous consequences. It destabilizes the regions we pull out of. Um... we've BEEN doing that... since forever. And the reason we pull out, always, is because... IT DOESN'T HELP! We can only play "world police" for so long before it becomes obvious that those regions are in a state of PERMANENT destabilization, largely because the people living there just aren't all that civilized. There's this prevailing hope that we're acting like training wheels and that, eventually, one of these "pull outs" they'll manage to get their shit together long enough to join the rest of civilized reality. The other issue that, a lot of times, it's a matter of proxy wars. Meaning, the Cold War ended and now we have Proxy War. So when we "pull out" it's usually because some OTHER country, most often Russia, is no longer actively attempting to use the region as a particular pawn. Trump has basically been ENDING that stupidity, saying, "You know what, fuck it, let's pull out, let Russia waste what dwindling resources they have left fucking around in the garbage." Russia then realizes that the US isn't playing the game anymore and trying to take control of garbage isn't helping them any and then... tada... the primates can continue living on as primates. It's the best solution I think. Let the savages live like savages and stop interfering in their development.
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Well, since this is the thread of me, let's do something "me" related, like uh... sort through ancient/dead bookmarks. Let's see, first up... http://go.frenchlabs.net ...well it's dead. *looks in Wayback* Fuck, it's so old even Wayback has no archive of it! D: *searches Google* Ooooh, I remember. It was like an aggregate search engine, like a search engine that compiled results from multiple search engines and sites. Had a nifty interface too! See attached. I think I mostly liked it for the interface. It's bad sites don't look good like that anymore. Everything looks like dog shit now for some reason.
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Okay next up... http://netbullies.com/ Hrmmm... also dead. There is an archive tho... http://archive.is/Tp8ka Oh, I remember now! Way back in 2013, before Gamergate got kicked off and before all the hilarious sites like "Heart Mob" and "Bully Hunters" and all that shit, there was this FAT lawyer lady by the name of Parry Aftab who created all these super cringe ass "cyber bullying" websites. She was basically like the precursor to all the current insane SJW crap online. She's like the God Fatter of modern SJW cringe.
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Okay next is... http://burnedfur.mv.com/ Fuck... also dead. At least some ~parts~ of it were archived though (see attached). Dates back to like... 2003 I think. It was one of the very first "canary in the coal mine" sort of sites. Basically for people who got into the furry fandom thinking it was like cutesy Disney cartoons and fun Halloween dress up... only to be absolutely mortified beyond measure once they fully realized just how fucked up that community really was. They called themselves "burned furs". Never at any point in my entire history online have I ever felt more connection and relatability. Like every time I encountered a new community in my early days online I always had all these sort of pedestrian like views or this sort of utopic/enlightened sort of perspective on what I thought the community was about... and then... oh my fucking God it's infested with complete degenerate asshats! Literally EVERY fucking community! To the point where, now, I just automatically assume that EVERYONE online is a sick fuck degenerate. It's like the ultimate example of "This is why we can't have nice things." It's also one of the reasons why I have such a colorful history with fighting and warring with so many different online communities... because once I figured out what they were all about... I just started verbally ripping into them with reckless abandon. I used to feel such unrelenting RAGE every time I found out that some interest I had (usually rooted in nostalgia), something I thought was pristine and precious and innocent... was actively being violated and raped in some of the most disgusting ways imaginable. The penultimate "childhood ruined" scenario. It made me bitter and angry and I would relentlessly criticize and attack people as a result, to the point of turning entire online communities against me and then I would revel in that hatred as a badge of honor, knowing every last sick fuck degenerate wanted me dead for ruining their shit in every other direction imaginable.
Oh, oops, forgot to name tag. I'll post some more interesting dead links later.

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How do you feel about police? Anonymous 02/05/2020 (Wed) 20:23:35 No. 4827 [Reply] [Last]
I feel ambivalent towards them. On one hand, I understand that having a police force is necessary because there are too many people that want to hurt and steal from other people who can't defend themselves from those kinds of people, so there needs to be someone who stops people from being able to do that. But on the other hand, just simply having a police force opens the door to more authoritative control over the populace. They can act as a local armed force to assert command over people and use brute force to stop people from doing whatever their masters don't want the populace to be doing. You'd hope that this only includes things that are generally agreed to be immoral, such as murder, rape, theft, etc. But when it begins to include things like owning a firearm to protect yourself from those that also possess a firearm, or just simply living out in the woods because you don't want anything to do with society (which everyone should be allowed to do, if they wish; even though I wouldn't personally recommend it): that's when I have a problem with the police and the law in general. You shouldn't be free to hurt others, whether directly (murder or assault) or indirectly (theft or burglary), but personal freedoms should be untouchable by the law. But one thing that has never changed over the evolution of man is that whoever has the pointiest stick (or the biggest guns, with contemporary technologies) is the one who decides what happens. And usually, that is the governing body.
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>>9627 >muh roo000OO0oooo00Ooxanne

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jooz Anonymous 03/10/2020 (Tue) 09:06:07 No. 9586 [Reply] [Last]
Jews are evil incarnate.
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>>9917 ...the country that started two FAILED world wars and is presently run by Hitler's grandma... yeaaaah, not so much really. That's how all you little white power rangers got started tho, innt? Orange man bad, orange man "literally Hitler"... you were too stupid to realize the obvious cringe ridden hyperbole that all the snowflakes on Twitter were using. I hate to break this to you kiddo... but they're not afraid of Germans, or Hitler, or even Nazi ideology... hell, most of them openly embrace national socialism! Only instead of purging Jews... they want to purge people like you. Don't you get it? Just as Germans during World War 2 PRETENDED to be afraid of Jews, painting them up as RATS and VERMIN (things people fear)... they're doing it now. You think you're LARPing as Hitler's failed ideology... but you're not, you're the Jew my friend, you're the fuckin Jew who is going to be gassed by your fellow cracker ass honky. That's what these insane SJWs want, they want to kill you, they want EVERY excuse they can find to have you ended outright... and playing into your stupid little self-aggrandizing fantasies, where you get be the "big bad", where you think you're ~so~ scary and they clutch at their pearls in shlock and awe over every little thing you do... you're performing exactly like the little trained monkey they've made you out to be. I mean you're not really so fuckin stupid that you actually think they care about dead children every time they start spouting for an end to the 2nd amendment after a school shooting, are you? You don't think they actually get their feefees hurt when they pretend to cry over "words on a screen" as a means of pushing "anti hate speech" rules and laws, do you? They're just PRETENDING, kiddo... like you... only actually dangerous.

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>>9923 Keep screaming "NADSEE!" like a scared little redditnigger
>>9925 Kiddo, I was getting banned from Reddit before you ever even knew what Reddit was.
>>9927 Go back to reddit
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>>9931 Retard, you wouldn't even be here right now if they hadn't taken Club Penguin offline. The only reason you're so pissy about Reddit all the time is because they have strict 13 and older rules.


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