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Anonymous 12/21/2019 (Sat) 02:45:59 No. 3881 [Reply] [Last]
why are brown women so much better than white women in pretty much every way?
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>>4212 Congratulations YOU fell for it. Thread was two weeks old and half way down the catalog but you just had to show EVERYONE ELSE on this board just how smart you are and bump it The rest of us had the intelligence NOT to take the bait You know there is an option for you to sage?
>>4213 Maybe he has some kind of mental retardation that prevents him from clicking a check box.
Black American ladies fuck and suck better than white Americans ladies. White girls are to inhibited and only the right guy can drag it out of them. If a black girl likes you, she's going to tell you and then fuck you every way possible.
>>4524 >only the right guy t. Pathetic Loser Holy fuck, you are one stupid wnigger. Enjoy you stupid fuck. No decent white woman wants you, the only reason nigger fucks you that way is because your a slightly better option than Tyrone
>>4214 Or maybe anon is a disgusting NAMEFAG

after you get into heaven and you see a hitler in hell.. Anonymous 01/18/2020 (Sat) 17:44:31 ID:3cfd46 No. 4519 [Reply] [Last]
would you be happy or would you be sad?
I would be in Hell with him.
>>4519 Welcome newfag, take this to >>>/b/ please
>21097 interesting take on it. both of you would pat each other on the back and said i forgive you. we have tried. we have lost. but we knew beforehand, that we will lose, so he could rise.
>>4522 What? So who could rise?

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Anonymous 01/04/2020 (Sat) 21:54:46 No. 4175 [Reply] [Last]
there is something very strange going on over at 4chan right now
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The Jews are to blame also for the climate change. If not them, it would never happen. Look for example at Oulu, a Finnish city on latitude 65. Temperatures above 0 and no snow !
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4 cuck is retarded https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/239798038 >guy wearing "tattoos are bad" tshirt >has tattoos >no cuckanon notices tats >cuckanons praising the degenerate
>>4182 It's a distraction from Virginian bought out government trying to B& like 99% of civilian owned firearms as well as private ranges not owned by the government and the right to form Militias. I've been making dozens of threads on 4cuck to remind anons of this which thankfully usually gather many a (You)s as those anons haven't been duped by muh Persian American war shilling and sliding. Neocons are separate and hoped to send all the fighting aged and body males and females over seas so Bloomberg's bought out government could finish the job with little resistance but it didn't work. Red boot Blue boot, all the same tyranny.
>>4247 should base64 encode. gosh, could even xz your data first cat /dev/shm/secret | xz -9ec | base64 -w0 /Td6WFoAAATm1rRGAgAhARwAAAAQz1jM4YafAGldACSICCbYQf+ZgzI+oh8f9yrmyJktQGfeF0RAZ/a17UKcByrB9UMh6nwXhzhn/Xv3DOKOX+ZFMTF5ko6y8dlXvudbVJFJwP3iZkelFXlY6XgS18DyMUhUpfufDZMYXOOKOj9PDNcSoxYAAAAAAAAEUSzi6P8nCwABhQGgjQYAVk6UQrHEZ/sCAAAAAARZWg==
Then in reverse echo -en '/Td6WFoAAATm1rRGAgAhARwAAAAQz1jM4YafAGldACSICCbYQf+ZgzI+oh8f9yrmyJktQGfeF0RAZ/a17UKcByrB9UMh6nwXhzhn/Xv3DOKOX+ZFMTF5ko6y8dlXvudbVJFJwP3iZkelFXlY6XgS18DyMUhUpfufDZMYXOOKOj9PDNcSoxYAAAAAAAAEUSzi6P8nCwABhQGgjQYAVk6UQrHEZ/sCAAAAAARZWg==' | base64 -d | xz -dc -

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Anonymous 01/07/2020 (Tue) 00:19:19 No. 4233 [Reply] [Last]
how get a gf?
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>>4466 Yup, like I said, you're a scrounge. You're basically a stray dog that comes scrounging around for scraps. You lap up the sloppy seconds from other guys action because you can't afford to do any better. And it's not that you're apathetic, that's just the excuse you use to try and justify your standing in the world. You just don't have any standards because you're lacking in self-worth. Someone who can't even figure out how to love themselves is absolutely incapable of finding love with anyone else, so you resign yourself such a pathetic position in life, when you could have so much better.
>>4233 >how get a gif? money /thread
>>4484 You don't need all that much money though and what happens a lot of times is that an inexperienced guy will overcompensate, thinking he looks all impressive by spending tons of cash on a woman he barely even knows. Sure, the sleazeball types will put on a good act when you start spending big... but it won't impress anyone that you'd actually want to start a good relationship with. I'm not sayin you should take her out to McDonalds, but at the same time don't be going to some crazy expensive restaurant on your first date. And don't overdo it with like truckloads of flowers and shit on your first real date either. Keep it subtle, keep it casual, keep it cool.
>>4472 Haha, I'm torn between letting you continue babbling like an idiot or giving you some insight. I don't know what's more amusing; the grossly inaccurate stories you keep fabricating or the obsession with another man's sex life that borders on disturbing.
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>>4488 Found your dating profile, bruh.

Meme Works - Post Memes You Made (not found) Onideus 01/07/2020 (Tue) 06:34:51 No. 4250 [Reply] [Last]
This thread is for "original" meme content, or memes that you made yourself, not stuff you found on other sites. You can also post original ideas for memes if you want to try and entice someone into making your meme dreams come true.
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>>4250 >doxxing you're self as an originator of unique memes It's like you want glowfags to shoot your dog.
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>>4380 You must be joking. The CIA? You're afraid of the CIA? Let me tell you something about the CIA... they are so fuckin stupid, so absolutely fuckin retarded that... back in the late 80s they inadvertently created a satanic child sex trafficking cult while trying to create a counter intelligence group. That's how gawd damn balls up RETARDED their agency is. They're best known as "Department Dumbfuck" when it comes to government agencies. Really, if the CIA is fucking everything up... it's only because they aren't doing ~anything~ at all! Their entire existence should have been dissolved decades ago. Nothing, and I do mean NOTHING positive, helpful, beneficial or otherwise useful has come from that agency and their list of continual, absolutely unrelenting fuckups spans so far and so wide across history it's an absolute miracle they haven't managed to accidentally kick off a third world war in all their blundering stupidity.
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Here's a few myself. >>4317 Van is nice so is this one too >>4380 Does any one have advice for how to make webms? I have an idea, an inspiration, the meme wrote itself, but now I need to channel it into technology. MEMES FOR THE MEME GOD halp
Not OC but relevant to thread, and close to our creative heart.
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Fresh off the meme presses...

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Anonymous 01/17/2020 (Fri) 15:44:42 No. 4507 [Reply] [Last]
How did it take you to realize that your parents arent as stupid as you thought they were, they just never loved you, hated you for getting in the way of their life, and thats why youre a chan user today?
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I'm nearly 40, my parents aren't all that bright and it took them nearly 13 years to figure out that they never loved each other and only one of them hates me and only because I went around publicly exposing the fact that he physically abused the shit out of me as a child. When I was younger though he loved me... well, loved me like a punching bag anyway... or a rag doll... he enjoyed throwing me into the furniture as a form of "anger management" if you will. Lastly, I would never describe myself a "chan user" and, anyone who does describe themselves in such a way... probably needs to go die in a fire.
>>4508 How do you feel about your father?
>>4509 At one point my uncle said I could store all my stuff at his house while I went on a savage pilgrimage across the land to hone my writing skills. Then my uncle died and neither my dad, nor my brother, bothered to tell me and they stole all my stuff and then later, after I found out from third party sources that he died, they claimed it all got "thrown away" or some such (which was plainly nonsense). So at this point... honestly... I'm waiting for karma to come along and burn their fuckin houses down so they can share in the joy of losing all their stuff. Alternatively, if either of them suddenly gets a REALLY horrible form of incurable cancer which involves a LOT of pain and suffering... I'd also be okay with that outcome.

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Anonymous 01/18/2020 (Sat) 01:29:14 No. 4510 [Reply] [Last]
I put my tooth under my pillow and some little bitch stole it, she left nothing. She just took my tooth and flew away! How do I get back at her!?

Anonymous 11/22/2019 (Fri) 01:01:54 No. 2964 [Reply] [Last]
what the FUCK happened to /a/
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>>3998 My first real exposure to anime was seeing the trailer for Princess Mononoke and then renting it. Afterwards I started renting other random anime, like the ancient Final Fantasy series and was like... this shit is terrible! Terrible quality, boring, and the animation in general just looked like dog shit to me. It wasn't until a few years later that I started watching random episodes of like Tenchi and DBZ and such on Toonami (mostly just for "background noise" at first) when I really started to appreciate it more. Once I realized that there were a LOT of different animation styles and a LOT of different genres and such, then I really started getting into it and actually downloading whole series and such. I started out mostly using AMVs as a kind of litmus test to see if I would like a series or not, although as time went on I found that some AMVs were better than the series itself. I've never really considered myself a "fan" of anime because I have really particular, picky tastes. To me that would be like saying I'm a "fan" of movies or a "fan" of music... which would just be weird. Some anime I like... most of it I don't. Oh, speaking of AMVs, they're a VERY handy way brainstorming writing ideas. Like just watch an AMV for a series that you've never seen and then try and make up the plot in your head based on two or three minutes of footage.
>>4360 ghibli stuff can be pretty good. my favorites from them are probably mononoke, spirited away and howl’s moving castle
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Pleh, I watched Gantz (the newish movie version) and it's annoying as fuck. It reminds me of how stupid and useless humans are. Like... how tha'fuck hard is this shit to figure out... either you kill every monster within a time limit... OR YOU FUCKING DIE! So like... what are all these morons just standing around and chatting and shit for... I mean the guns have unlimited ammo, so just don't stop shooting, don't stop attacking... period. It's pretty gawd damn simple, you have X amount of tools and Y amount of monsters... either you eliminate all the monster or you're dead. If the tools you have available can't get it done... you're dead. But the tools are the only real viable part of the equation, either you maximize their usage... constantly, continually... or you fuckin die! Instead they keep yammering the fuck on about their situation and whether they should hide when they should just ATTACK... constantly, with everything they have, unrelenting and as quick and concise as possible. The faster you strike and with the more power you put into those strikes, the more likely you are to win. And, most importantly, if your gun never runs out of ammo... DON'T STOP SHOOTING THE FUCKING THING! God damn humans piss me off... any time any little crisis breaks out you're all completely fucking useless. Especially when you get into groups. Any time there's more than one human around the entire lot just gets collectively DUMBER by the man!
>>2983 all we can do is petition 663 to bring it back, but he says it was too low-traffic to keep. there wasn't even a page of threads from what i remember so i don't see how it was too taxing, but i don't know shit about fuck about hosting a website
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Anime and hentai boards are here tbh: https://onee.ch/

Boomer Meme Onideus 01/17/2020 (Fri) 12:42:25 No. 4499 [Reply] [Last]
In the wake of this new meme I've been going back through my archives looking for some material that fits into this meme or that's related. Here's what I've compiled so far. Feel free to add more. On the second image I'm thinking I'll try and find a crayon type font and then write "Ok Boomer" on the paper.
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Some video stuff too.
Random old stuff, could be adapted into new boomer stuff.
A lot of these used to be on Encyclopedia Dramatica... before they went psychotic and burned them all off the server in a fit of tard rage.
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This first one could be changed to "Boomer Crossing". There's a whole slew of these images of old people using the Wii.
I'll post some more later.

Anonymous 01/16/2020 (Thu) 22:40:58 No. 4490 [Reply] [Last]
NO HOMOS WILL EVER BE ALLOWED IN THIS CHURCH AS LONG AS IM THE PASTOR HERE!!!
NEVER!!!!!
Lol, greetings from xcancer
>>4492 (Not another refugee.) Fuck Off Space Niggers, we're full. But you can crash on the Onee if you want
>>4495 Not a refugee, just saying hi to a fellow anon from our neck of the woods.
>>4496 Ya, was friendly joke Anon, xfag's are welcomed

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