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Savor the flavor Anonymous 01/15/2020 (Wed) 11:26:53 No. 4459 [Reply] [Last]
Normals got rid of 8chan, raped 4chan more then likely it'll happen here too. However its best to have fun while its still here than feel sad that you'll miss it in the future
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>>4467 I'd say those don't count because they're still being updated (at least the couple I clicked on). Except that Pete one... hasn't had new content since 2008 and only maintenance updates since 2018... it's likely to go tits up in the next five years... best archive now while you still can.
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>>4471 Most of them haven't really changed in many years. Aminet and IFarchive are about the only two with any real activity in the past decade, and that's because they're actually repositories. A few more old Doom-related sites: http://www.toolworks.com/doom/ http://www.visionsofdoom.us/ http://toastytech.com/doom/index.html ^ that last one also has a bunch of other cool stuff on it
>>4473 Best check again, I just attempted an archive download and most of those sites (including most of the downloads they had)... yeah they're all history. They like dead, empty husks. The superstructure is still intact, but much of the "meat" of those sites is already history. Speaking of old, dead coding/gaming shet tho, here's my attempt at making a Dragon Warrior clone back in 1998 using Quick Basic... http://mimkrys.epizy.com/Junk/Dragon_Warrior_Clone_Game_Test.BAS It um... kind of works. LOL You have to press enter during the title screen and commands are lower case, so like "fight" instead of "Fight" (despite what the command list says). I think I ran into some kind of problem with variable declaration or some such, like I didn't understand global vs local variables... or something. Well, anyway, it's a fun little bit to mess with.
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>>4477 For the Doom-related sites, it's well known in that scene that the links on old websites that point to ftp.cdrom.com and related (like mirrors.aol.com) are history, since those hosts no longer exist. But the idgames archive itself was relocated to new hosts. Example of old vs. new: ftp://mirrors.aol.com/pub/pc_games/doom/levels/doom/0-9/01fava.zip ftp://ftp.fu-berlin.de/pc/games/idgames/levels/doom/0-9/01fava.zip So that actually means you can just edit your /etc/hosts file to assign mirrors.aol.com the same IP address as ftp.fu-berlin.de, and then those old sites don't have broken links anymore (because unlike web vhosts, FTP doesn't care about hostname, only the IP address matters). If you can't download a file from Aminet or IFarchive, then it means one of their internal web links are broken, but all files can be accessed via their FTP server instead: ftp://ftp.aminet.net/ ftp://ftp.ifarchive.org/ Anyway the FTP came first, and the web interfaces were added later. They talk about it here: http://www.brasslantern.org/players/software/ifarchive.html http://wiki.aminet.net/index.php?title=The_history_of_Aminet Ditto with idgames: https://doomwiki.org/wiki/Idgames_archive
>>4481 Well never mind that /etc/hosts bit, since it looks like the top level directory changed on the idgames mirrors. I guess it would be doable with a proxy, but it's not important. All the files are still archived in the same location under the idgames hierarchy, so they're easy to find.

Anonymous 01/15/2020 (Wed) 02:16:11 No. 4449 [Reply] [Last]
Someone fucking kill me
>>4449 DYOFDW
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>>4450 I can't I am too fat and can't get out of my bed SOMEBODY FUCKING KILL ME
>>4474 Step 1. Stop eating Step 2. ??? Step 3. Profit
>>4474 Well, just keep eating more and more, eventually you'll die from that. The most expedient means of killing yourself is with lab grade helium. Basically you'll suffocate to death without actually feeling like you're suffocating. Don't fuck it up though, cause you might just wind up brain damaged instead of dead, so make sure no one is going to try and save you or that the seal on the mask/respirator you're using can't be easily breached (like if you fall over and the mask gets pulled off a bit). There's also Tylenol, tons of people die from inadvertent Tylenol overdose every year. Ultimately though, if you're morbidly obese, just go out like Shay and eat yourself to death... but not before shitting all over... everything... https://shiroioji.livejournal.com/114944.html

Finding Catboys Anonymous 01/11/2020 (Sat) 19:54:12 No. 4344 [Reply] [Last]
Where do I find a catboy around the South Coast of the USA I can court?
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>>4406 It's not an either or And yes the normalization of faggotry is an major issue.
I don't give a fuck about anyone's politics... to me it's real simple... I look at fags being intimate or sexual... and I suddenly feel sick and get the urge to vomit. If you want to keep your faggotry in one place/thread I don't much care, but if it starts getting plastered all over the place like you're looking to inflict your shit upon the greater masses with indoctrination and normalization... yeah you can go die in a fuckin fire. If you can't be gay without fagging up every thread you come into contact with... then maybe you should stop being gay. Keep this shit contained, that's all I'm sayin.
Are you taking foxboys?
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>>4475 Have some OC edit faggots
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>>4478 Your bullets can't touch me, human

Hmmmm 01/15/2020 (Wed) 21:38:25 ID:c99ce4 No. 4470 [Reply] [Last]
Life is like a nigger Here in Old nigs I hate fucking niggers Niggers Suck dick They're all poor like obama FUCK MICHELLE OBAMA NIGGERS I hate them! They are stupid and they can't do Taxes! Niggers! They are stupid and they are Also poor Niggers! Look at niggers they're trying to raise money

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A humble travelling historians desire Anonymous 01/14/2020 (Tue) 13:26:28 No. 4410 [Reply] [Last]
I am an ancient traveler on this forsaken land. I‘ve been to countless boards and numerous threads, seen such dreadful beings your minds couldn’t even begin to process. The soul purpose of my journey is to study these distant lands and the inhabitants native to this land. Therefore I humbly ask you kind strangers to reveal your secret history and hidden treasures to this peaceful historian. "A generation which ignores its own history has no past and no future." Robert Heinlein
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The one consistent element in what abductees and contactees are told, is that our world will soon undergo a time of great upheaval. Times of change, especially collective change, are significant choice points on the timeline. They are windows of chaos that spawn many probable futures. Those windows seem to function as apertures allowing the influx of time traveling influences from the futures they generate. If nothing else, they would be strategic pivot points on the timeline that attract the greatest attention from warring time travelers. Consequently, if aliens like the Nordics are time travelers, then since multiple futures issue from a singular past, they would have to be time travelers from various probable futures engaging in a time war of sorts. Different factions are exerting opposing influences upon the present to reshape the future to their advantage. Trans-Temporal Meta-Civilization In all likelihood, Nordics consist of different groups with different histories. Some could be time travelers from our future, others remnants of an ancient off-planetary superhuman civilization. Both share “fourth density” characteristics, both possess demiurgic technology, and both seem genetically related. They appear to be part of a transcendent civilization whose cultures are distributed over spatial and temporal geography. These are cultures that mingle with each other across space and time. This civilization stands outside linear time. To us they would seem like time travelers from the future, beings from parallel timelines, travelers from other star systems, and ancient genetic manipulators all the same. Such distinctions are just different aspects of a common meta-civilization that has simultaneously inserted various extensions of itself into opportune locations along our linear timeline. Negative Nordics Perhaps the best-kept secret among alien misinformers is the existence of hostile Nordic factions. We hear plenty about Reptilians and their ubiquitous Grey underlings, but the common perception of Nordic aliens is overwhelmingly positive. This is unfortunate because, as explained in Discerning Alien Disinformation, negative or impostor Nordics will be the first to initiate open contact with humanity. There is a psychological advantage to having an appearance that is pleasing and familiar to humans. Fore was told regarding such a scenario: “The human-like beings were either slaves who would talk very little or genuine people of hers and others who look like humans who had an agenda to control humanity and stop it’s progress. She said the others were itching to stop our progress because at a certain point we would be acknowledge-able as independent beings. She said on her world about 60% of her kind thought of human kind as an experiment to be observed but generally do not care one way or the other. Roughly, 30% constitute ‘the others’ mentality. While she said, the minority constitute her point of view 14%.” If this is accurate, then almost a third of that civilization could be classified as negative Nordics. In another post, the Advisor mentioned Nordic genetic engineering projects that went awry: “She explained that in the past, where she came from, scientists had created artificial bodies that were capable of carrying a spiritual essence/artificial intelligence but she said the history of the project showed that when someone’s limitations were lifted, that the consciousness and personality of a person begins to warp out of control. She said some of the people within the designs started to not carry themselves the same and started to act abnormally. She said the lack of limitations causes the personality of a person to (hard to put) become unstable. She said some became arrogant and some didn’t see limits to their interactions.”

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Readers may be familiar with the Thule and Vril Society, the occult forerunners and influencers of the Nazi movement. Activities included communicating with beings from Aldebaran, building advanced technology according to the guidance they received, and promoting supremacy of the Aryan/Nordic race. Unlike all other totalitarian bodies of history, Nazis stood not on the human ground of political theory or religious dogma, but on the alien ground of occult dynamics and demiurgic technology. The Nazi flag is a good example. Its black, white, and red colors growing outward symbolize the black, white, and red stages involved in the creation of the Philosopher’s Stone. The black swastika itself symbolizes the Black Sun, which is none other than the Corrupted Demiurge. The latter goes by another name in occultism: the Dead Head, meaning Dead Logos, represented as the skull and crossbones by the Templar Navy and Nazi SS. It is the central cosmic power source of all demiurgic technology, the Demiurge itself. It represents the ultimate power, at least within the physical domain, and as Persephone commented in Matrix Reloaded, what men with power want is more power. As mentioned, there is antagonism among Nordic alien factions, and now it should be clear that some are quite arrogant, fascist, and psychopathic. In the Grail lore, there were those who protected the Grail, and those who were its enemies seeking to usurp it. We must keep this in mind should Nordic aliens show themselves to the world one day. Off-Planetary Ancestry As for the Nordic meta-civilization located in our distant past, several sources indicate they may have inhabited a planet once located between Mars and Jupiter. Michael Tsarion proposes that approximately 50,000 years ago, this planet was destroyed during an intergalactic war. With its destruction, aliens began colonizing Earth instead. Orfeo Angelucci was told that an alien civilization on that planet grew corrupt and attempted to use demiurgic technology toward selfish ends; this sparked a war that resulted in the planet’s destruction. Those who perished reincarnated on Earth as fallen beings. Another source, the Cassiopaean Transcripts, also conveys the same basic story. According to the transcripts, approximately 80,000 years ago a planet named Kantek existed between Mars and Jupiter. Its inhabitants were “fourth density” superhuman Nordics who were polarized into two opposing factions. They possessed the equivalent of demiurgic technology and deployed it in their war. The result was irreversible destabilization of the planet and its subsequent shattering. A portion of the civilization was evacuated to Earth, and they brought with them one or several devices equivalent to the Grail Stone. On Earth, they encountered the relatively more primitive and swarthy Atlantean natives, who were forced to coexist with the newcomers. Thus Atlantis remained, until later widespread abuse of demiurgic technology once again destabilized the planet and, along with various cometary disasters, ended that civilization in a pole shift. Numerous cataclysms happened in the millennia to follow, each one further scattering and devolving the remaining survivors. In essence, these sources suggest that a portion of the Nordic civilization “fell” into the physical domain of Earth and submerged directly into its history and gene pool. In essence, they became human.

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Every culture they founded was impressed with the same proto-myth, which encoded the “situation” regarding the nature of our reality, how this timeline came to be, and where it’s all going. These myths encode the cosmological war between the Corrupted Demiurge and the Logos, the off-planetary history of the ancient Nordic civilization, the true role of demiurgic technology, and the cataclysms that accompanied its abuse. This same stream of Gnostic revelation is repeated in certain works of fiction today — films, books, and television series — which are the modern equivalent of myths, consciously or subconsciously inspired by the same forces. In Gnosis Part 8, I will explore the unified picture encoded in these ancient and modern myths. (10/10) At another time I shall take and fill more requests for hidden and forbidden knowledge and histories. May the entirety of Akasha be revealed to you anon, and unto all who seek with an earnest heart.
Apparently this is all like the white tard version of "We wuz kangs 'n sheeeit!" Tell us more about how mooga booga invented photography tens of thousands of years ago thanks to the gay niggers from outer space and what the fuck ever. THAAAAAAAS RITE!
>>4438 Dear anon this is one of the most precious things i have came across my journey, thus i am eternally grateful

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Has anyone ever had Freemason assassins after them? Anonymous 01/15/2020 (Wed) 01:51:34 ID:dfa4ac No. 4447 [Reply] [Last]
Not a troll post
>Also not a /pol/ post Welcome to >>>/b/
>>4447 I think you should have your thyroid checked... preferably before you start counting the number of red cars in parking lots, you deranged little lunatic.
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>>4451 >T. Too dumb to be hunted by powerful organizations
>>4461 That or it's never a good idea to screw around with someone who know how to create density shifting "popcorn" bullets. Or, you know, electromagnetic nano nuclear inductive splintering bombs aka gravity bombs aka black hole bombs. Of course I also know how to build GOD LEVEL weapons. Reality distortion bombs and such.

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Finding Catgirls Anonymous 10/06/2019 (Sun) 15:24:11 No. 1169 [Reply] [Last]
Where do I find a catgirl around the East Coast of the USA I can court?
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>>1169 I've been holding onto these for 2 years, never had the right opportunity. Merry Christmas niggers.
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It is time for more cat girls!
Cat girls, I like those.
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Ugh, let's get the taste of fag out of the chan's mouth. Cat Girls > Cat Boys Come fite me!

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KFC Loses Their Conservative Base Anonymous 11/30/2019 (Sat) 19:24:26 No. 3459 [Reply] [Last]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCrE9OtyLXo&feature=emb_title comments shut off. pretty fucked up shit
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>>4305 Please go back to Reddit.
>>4332 Why would I go to Reddit for a bitch-made little fruitcake to suck my cock when... oh, hey, here's you! *unzips* Well, get to work, Sugartits!
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>>4332 Oh and don't worry, my jizz is totally organic... USDA approved!
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>>4305 >The growth hormones, pain killers, even antibiotics... it's all shit that came from nature. A least half of those are synthetic. Never said everything from nature is magically good for you, just pointing out there's a reason Americans are fat diabetics who's wombs/sperm spawn weak or retarded children at an unusual rate. >And it's not some "new" thing, we've been doing it since... GAWD DAMN FUCKING FOREVER! Literally ever since the very concept of farming and cultivation we have actively sought to screw around with nature for our benefit. Attached is a picture of what bananas originally looked like... you know, before we started selectively breeding them and screwing around with their natural states. There's a difference between selective breeding through out decades/centuries vs just fusing gene's and allowing brand new species to just run rampant, I'm fine with genetically engineering plants btw BUT I think there should be more caution than the retarded shit Monsanto does. We don't even eat the original banana's, the ones we used to eat went extinct. >Non-Toxic, man-made, chemical derivatives are, in almost every case, INFINITELY safer to the VOC alternatives which have to be relied upon just to get that stupid, idiotic label stamped onto the side of a box! What's even worse, is that where most manufacturing is done, overseas, there are very little health and safety regulations, meaning your "organic" product choic Yes that's why you have to walk around in a hazmat suit when spraying Round up/family friendly agent orange on you crops. >Same with pesticides, all modern pesticides are specifically bio-engineered to break down and become inert after a given amount of time/exposure to soil/dust, so you can be absolutely certain that by the time you get them in the grocery store you're getting the fruit/veggie and nothing "extra". Okay that's interesting, I guess that doesn't wipe out as many bee's then? >And the hormone argument is just retarded by the by, you could eat a mushroom and get several million times the amount estrogen suppressing hormones than the trace amounts that wind up in meat products. Different equivalent, some estrogen's when consumed are converted into testosterone and vice versa. Also not all testosterone and estrogen is the same and the body needs both but most synthetic ones are bad.

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>>4441 You're like... one of those retards that doesn't know when to stay down. That's okay, I can just keep verbally beating you for my amusement. >A least half of those are synthetic. No, stupid, none of those are inherently synthetic... they CAN BE synthetically produced, in a number of different ways, and in most cases the synthetic versions are safer because they're created in a controlled environment and any bad stuff, like VOCs, are removed. >There's a difference between selective breeding through out decades/centuries No, there is no meaningful difference, the outcome is exactly the same. The only quantifiable difference is in the amount of time it takes, which has no meaning whatsoever on the eventual outcome. Whether it takes you a day to walk a mile or twenty minutes to walk a mile, you have still walked a mile regardless of the time it took. Also, I think I'll take the TRILLION case studies over your rambling, disconnected, meandering stupidity any day... https://www.forbes.com/sites/jonentine/2014/09/17/the-debate-about-gmo-safety-is-over-thanks-to-a-new-trillion-meal-study/#767c95fb8a63

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Anonymous 12/23/2019 (Mon) 03:03:08 No. 3916 [Reply] [Last]
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>>4272 I'm a living God... I fail to understand what I would need "followers" for though. Running a cult just seems like a badly paid managerial position.
>>4276 >Running a cult just seems like a badly paid managerial position. It's probably a lot of not fun work tbh.
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Anonymous 01/14/2020 (Tue) 21:44:54 No. 4440 [Reply] [Last]


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