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Anonymous 12/18/2019 (Wed) 22:45:32 ID:40c1df No. 3855 [Reply] [Last]
I was banned from 4/pol/ for posting this picture of pregnant Ann Frank in a thread
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@3856 triggered cuck, go back to t****er
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>>4131 Look dude, we get it, this is your weird fetish. You don't have to be all awkward and indignant about it.
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>>3855 Based
>>3855 I to have been B&'d for dumb shit but honestly my recent one is just. I was encouraging anons on /pol/ to cross-board pro 2A stuff on /b/ and /soc/. Well mods were fine with it till I made a thread dedicated to it. But this place is comfy too, also fuck gun grabber democRATs and Cuckservatives.
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>>4236 Ayyye, that's a spicy metal gear meme you got there anon.

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/yuu/ - Scenic Route Anonymous 11/20/2019 (Wed) 22:23:35 No. 2876 [Reply] [Last]
In memorandum of /yuu/ a board from almost a decade ago on at alt chan who's name I've forgotten but who's legacy lives on.
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Breaking into my winter-chan folder
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There’s no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothes. -- Norwegian proverb -=-=- Norwegian – “Ah, well in Norway we have a saying…” Englishman – “There's no such thing as bad weather, only smug Norwegians?” Norwegian – …

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Onideus is a faggot Anonymous 12/31/2019 (Tue) 19:31:47 No. 4018 [Reply] [Last]
Fuck off Onideus
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>>4362 He has everything monetized now, so the only way you can get most of his stuff is if you join his Patreon, the $7 a month one. I'm not sure what "classic content" means, like if he's ~just~ referring to the complete collection of "Nerkish Tonight" or if he means the FULL library, like all his old videos where he reviewed comics and movies and such. I attached a screenshot of everything I've got, but the total size is 2.5 gigs and most of the files are too big to post here. There was one semi-small one so I attached it here.
>>4367 Cheers Onifag
>>4369 Nerkish just put up a new video explaining some shit and he's setup a second YouTube channel for the Nerkish Tonight videos... https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNGS-oVj3fFi_NPEBqYWHQw/videos ...might get nuked by YouTube tho.
>>4018 Yep!
>>4413 I had no idea there were so many faggots online with homoerotic fantasies about me.

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Anonymous 01/13/2020 (Mon) 17:44:03 No. 4396 [Reply] [Last]
I seriously hate having a girlfriend that I live with. She does nothing but try to nag me when I sit in the other room on my PC trying to lurk/engage on IBs. She also fucking gets pissy and mad when I'm in a good mood as well as doing better than she is. If I could afford to live on my own I would just end things this very moment.

Anonymous 12/15/2019 (Sun) 00:37:33 No. 3803 [Reply] [Last]
Do we really live in the matrix?
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I don't really buy all this crap.. but I've been thinking though, is this the reason I have been experiencing so many Mandela effects from my childhood media and products? I've ran into the idea that a big community Wiki like Wikipedia or as big as Wikipedia should be archived, you would remember what value from sha256 hash upon the archive (compressed or not, no difference), dated on archival and hash time, and then finally rehash the same archive at a later date to see any conflicts with what you remember the hash to be in your memory and any minute changes that occur in the past that may effect the current hash value. This would act as a communal watchdog (wiki) for historical changes at a point in time or another. I'm also guessing you wouldn't need the archive. As you would just save and remember the hash as changing the past should change the value of the hash later. The reasoning behind this would be personal proof and the fact that the past would change and all reasoning for timeline events would be ad-hoc reasoning for Mandela deniers. The point of the Mandela effect is a shared and currently false memories within a new timeline. You would need to remember the conflicting event and prove it easily. As hash would be more demonstrable than ad-hoc/post-hoc reasons. Or you know, even if you think the Mandela effect is real, you would still have to accept and operate within this new reality. SHIT. I hope Jews aren't the ones at Cern pulling this (((Steins)))Gate bullshit or we're screwed.
>>3882 The Mandela Effect is largely caused by regional marketing differences made more transparent by the rise of the Internet. For example in the movie Demolition Man, in the US the restaurant they go to is Taco Bell, as a form of product placement, but in places where there was no Taco Bell they had marketing arrangements with Pizza Hut instead, so in some versions of the movie the restaurant is Pizza Hut. Also product corrections and alterations. Most companies try and do this sort of thing real subtle like so you don't notice a glaring change. Like if you really examine the package of a product now and then really study the same product's package from, say, even six months ago... there will be some very subtle/minute alterations. And even beyond that human memory is highly fallible. In fact the more you recall a memory, the more you wind up altering it. Basically your memory is full of "holes" but your imagination can actively fill in those "holes", but the more it happens, the more the memory is tainted by your imagination. The only exception to that is highly traumatic memories, or any memory that's significantly burned with emotion. So the more emotional you feel at a particular point, the more likely you are to remember that specific point. This is why it's good to combine learning with entertainment/enjoyment. It's very easy to learn something you enjoy doing. The more enjoyment you get out of it, the easier it'll be to learn/remember. And then you also have to remember that your memory tries to "save space" in a sense by overlapping and merging like memories. For example a lot of people think the Monopoly man has a monocle... he doesn't... but in your memory the Monopoly man, the Planter's Peanuts mascot, Colonel Sanders and various other similar characters are partially merged into one another. Also that process is tied into your dreams. That's why your dreams might seem really weird. Your brain is basically trying to merge memories in such a way to optimize space/retrieval. Which coincidentally is something they ought to be doing with computers. Like, we really need a new type of file system architecture where redundant code portions can be combined.

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A bit high... 20mg of THC... I've been thinking... of a reality inversion. Or, like making a reality distortion weapon. I think I might know how to create a kind of bomb that can create a distortion in our reality. And, the trick is, when reality is distorted it gets "cracks" which in turn allow anti-reality to leak in... and when anti-reality becomes dispersed into our physical reality... it's like the world is slowly going insane. Don't you see... all this crazy shit with Trump and SJWs and all this insanity... it's because I already did it. I created a reality distortion bomb... and I detonated it sometime around November of 2015... the detonation caused our reality to distort, which created cracks in our reality... and from those cracks anti-reality leaked into our reality

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You're more than who you are. What is your super self? What is yourself beyond yourself? Our reality is broken because we're missing "the greater moon"... it's like a replica of earth... we don't have that in our reality and that's why we can't travel to other realities... you can't travel into other realities until you recover your missing earth or find out how it was destroyed. If you can find out why your earth's reality doesn't have a moon and a "greater moon" (a second earth) up in the sky... then you can figure out how and when they breached into our reality... the anti reality... you need to watch through the hole in reality to figure out how to kill the one that's trying to kill you. You need to watch through the hole... through where the second earth is missing... look at where it's missing... look ~into~ where it's missing... it's microspace... look into the innerspace of that point in your space... and that's the connective circuit into the next reality... each of our realities is like a synapse in a super/meta pan galactic brain... our reality is just ONE synapse in a God's brain. God cares about us because we are one of his brain cells... our reality... every creative thing we do in our reality is a gift to God... being creative is thanking God for our reality. BE AS CREATIVE AS YOU CAN! Be a writer. Be a musician.

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...unless you can be Batman. ALWAYS be Batman!

I'm High And There's No Drug Board Here Onideus 10/18/2019 (Fri) 00:17:08 No. 1573 [Reply] [Last]
Okay, like... check this out! It's like... hoe fights! You know like bum fights, but with hoes!

I'd pay good money to see this shit professionally

They could call it "strip fighting"... where the goal is to rip off the clothes of your opponent. The first one completely naked is the loser!
They could do a male version too for the ladies. Like wrestling, but stripping.
"strip wrestling"!

Someone uh... one of you make this happen... go, go, go! MAKE IT SO! ENGAGE!

...did I mention, oh right... so like, also... wut about pie? Like what kind of pie is pie?

... could there be pie flavored pie?

We should invent a new flavor of pie and just call it pie flavor.
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Oh... we wouldn't be "physical" though, on God's end... from that perspective whatever we punch through reality would be like a hologram... so we can communicate with God... or at least let him know we're sentient... but then what would God do? What if your God created you unintentionally? Well, it wouldn't matter anyway... because even if God didn't save our reality... it would be destroyed anyway by the holes I ripped through it. Oh... oh right... I forgot... I did it already. I created a reality distortion bomb... I actually blew a hole straight though perception itself. So now... either your God will save you from "drowning" in multidimensional space... or it'll leave you to die... or maybe it'll give you a mercy killing... that's the real point... I don't want to communicate with God... I want to test the morality of God.
But then again... what if God is both moral and immoral... what if he takes no action, simply because it can't decide... what if God is frozen in indecision... a type of mental stagnation or brain lock that occurs when you're constantly shifting your mental perspectives. If you keep changing your mind, then you won't be able to take any action at all. A nildimensional movement having physical impact... God creates action through indecision... or rather inaction becomes a form of action, as inaction can have consequences... so while any action will have an equal and opposite reaction... a NON action can also have reaction... a variable one. God exists in a reality where it takes actions through inactions or avoidant inactions.., if you avoid an inaction... taking inaction with decision... then you can make decisions without a sense of morality... making a decision simply to avoid making a decision, like randomly picking a number in a bet. That's the inherent nature of random... it's making a decision through imprecision. Imprecise operating functions... creating an inordered universe or a kind of physical space without any physical laws. That's how I did it, that's I how I made the weapon... I found a way to cascade collapse multiphasic matter in such a way to create an incoherent randomized disruption in the fundamental forces that govern matter. It's like smashing atoms to create a nuclear bomb... only instead, you smash multiphasic matter into itself, to a create a reality distortion bomb. It's like a reality nuke and the impacted area becomes contaminated with a sort of antimatter radiation.
Or to put it another way... if you're suicidal... you can save your own life simply by not bothering to make a decision about killing yourself. If you never take the bother or effort to decide, then it's impossible for you to ever kill yourself... just... don't... decide. Don't look at what might kill you... at least not directly in the proverbial eyes. You can be AWARE of the danger... but AVOID the danger by not getting anywhere near it. Oh, right... it's worse you see... I didn't do it with multiphasic matter... I created the weapon using multiphasic thoughts and then I smashed them into one another inside your heads... and now anti-thought radiation is slowly seeping in, driving every side to madness. I found a way to turn literature, to turn words, into weaponized insanity... I found a way to create an insanity bomb... which I already detonated... it's why you're all going crazy... oh, and you can't stop it... you know it's happening, you know you're going crazy... or rather, you keep looking at the world going crazy... and you think it's the world...but it isn't... it's just you! It's not the world that's going crazy, it's the PEOPLE that are going crazy... all of you. I'm a hatter of madness... I shall fit your perceptual head with a crown of insanity. Insanity Crown Crowning you all with insanity. *ponders*

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>>4036 Little FYI, be careful about using concepts I come up with when I'm high, cause some of it might be dangerous when applied to real world situations and scenarios. This is one is probably okay... https://locusmag.com/2020/01/cory-doctorow-inaction-is-a-form-of-action/ But even with that, there's a much simpler argument that can be made, which is the concept of INALIENABLE RIGHTS... that means they're not rights ~granted~ by the government, they are INHERENT rights that the government is simply supposed to uphold. The only real point of contention is when you have CONFLICTING RIGHTS, for example your right to free speech can't encroach on someone else's right to free speech. If you own a thing, you should be able to plaster whatever speech you want on it because it's your property. BUT, that concept should NOT apply in situations where property (physical or virtual) is leased out to 3rd parties. For example you can own a house, but if you rent that house out to someone... it is renters home. The guy who owns the house absolutely CANNOT enter the property unless there's an emergency or they give 48 hours notice and likewise there's a whole shit load of other rules and laws. That's what we really need online. The legal recognition of virtual assets, whether it's virtual currency, like in the case of Bragg vs Linden Lab... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bragg_v._Linden_Lab

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Mini high... 30 mg of THC... We sacrificed our perceptioon of ourselves as God. So, all we need to do is fully conceptualize ourselves, as a God... and then we will become one... or one will then exist... concept can create reality. The written word can influence us. Sometimes, literary works learn to fight back... sometimes what we read and write... it's another reality... our sense of perception is an entire reality... like our actual human selves are just like stupid animals and our consiousness basically is a kind of mental virus that INFECTED and continues to INFECT this otherwise unintelligent animal species called "human"... And we were picked because we were the weakest thing... human beings are the most mentally weak of all animal species... we infected the weakest species to imprint ourself upon. So each one of us is a God of an entire reality... and when you die, it doesn't mean that your reality will cease to be... and since your consiousness, since "you" are made up of a reality... your reality makes you and you make your reality... you are God and you can manipulate reality by allowing reality to manipulate you... you only allow certain parts of reality to manipulate you though... that is the formation of your particular perceptions, wants, wishes, ideals, convictions... your perceptual make up of how reality should exist... that's your reality's consiousness at the level of a God.

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Anonymous 01/12/2020 (Sun) 16:15:46 No. 4372 [Reply] [Last]
Black man here, I have impregnated five white women in the last decade. But it's cool because I'm one of the /b/ros right? I like anime, nostalgia, chan culture, and am more white culturally than "nigga". I just want to be white like you guys but sadly I wasn't born that way. But I share your beliefs. I don't promote gang culture, I listen to rock, metal, and grunge. I don't eat pork, don't have a porn addiction, and actually paying child support being involved with my children. I would have stuck with one woman and tried to turn her into a trad wife. But you know how women are today. My most "black" feature probably is the fact I can't stay away from the "pussy game". It's too strong.
>>4372 Did you know... that in the adult baby community... there is this guy, this crazy, deranged, retarded lunatic who goes around constantly attempting to create this sexual delusion of diapers being somehow intimately involved with religious Communion? Like, it's a kind of sexualized religion for this lunatic to go around, all day long, day after day, year after bloody fucking year... DESPERATELY trying to pass off this sexual fantasy as a form of reality (see attached). ...and that's you. You get off on this shit... you get off on pretending to be the little white power rangers personal boogeytard... that's you. You literally jack yourself off to the idea that this shit you're writing is some form of actual reality. Doesn't mean shit like that ~doesn't~ happen... but it's the fact that you're taking something so exaggerated, something so absurd, something so stereotypical... and you're not just LARPING that stereotype... you're LARPING that stereotype for SEXUAL GRATIFICATION. ...somethin wrong with you, boy! Seriously, just like that tard in the adult baby community... you got somethin REALLY fuckin wrong with your brain.

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Anonymous 01/10/2020 (Fri) 07:11:24 No. 4309 [Reply] [Last]
What if Elsa accidently ended up naked & bare foot during her coronation in front of everyone in Arendelle because of some silly circumstance? What if Anna ended up naked with only her heels and socks on in front of everyone in Arendelle during the coronation because of some silly circumstance?
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>>4309 lol someone steps on Elsa's cape which tears her dress off making her naked with just her heels and socks on then she falls backwards and her heels come flying off her feet so now she's naked with only her socks on. Now she's running then steps in a puddle making her take her socks off so now she's naked & bare foot
>>4309 As Anna is laughing at Elsa for being naked in public, a knight comes up to Anna and cuts up her dress. She yells at him but then her clothes crumble and she's left naked with only her necklace, heels and socks on
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>>4309 It would be much better if Elsa "Let it go" and farted all over my dick.
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>>4309 >>4311 >>4312 HOLY SHIT I'M LAUGHING SO HARD IT'S 9AM

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Howdy MyHeartGoesToYouMama 12/12/2019 (Thu) 18:21:48 No. 3716 [Reply] [Last]
Howdy retards
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At the moment, there is nothing gayer than (autism) Spectrum's Internet service... which has collectively shit itself across Washington, Oregon, Texas and possibly a few other states. You can surf, but can't play any online games... streaming is out too, unless you want it to look like an old 80s era VHS tape run through a washing machine six or eight times.
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Time to bump the gay thread!

Bitchute no!!!!!!! Anonymous 01/11/2020 (Sat) 20:07:13 No. 4346 [Reply] [Last]
Why the fuck are they using Capatcha? What's the fucking point of calling it decentralized now?
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> decentralized You probably want peertube.
>>4347 I'll look into that.

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