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Comment if you aren't a libtard MyHeartGoesToYouMama 12/13/2019 (Fri) 15:30:58 No. 3762 [Reply] [Last]
stfu if you are
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>>3764 kek based betard
>>3762 >libtard What do you mean by 'libtard', are you referring to everyone who identifies as some form of 'liberal' whether that be a classical liberal, libertarian, neolib/left neoncon or do you mean that as a blanket term for anyone one who isn't a notsac stormfag? I hate democrats and (((republicans))) so I guess I'm not a libtard depending on your standards whatever that be.
>>4301 Daily reminder that many cuckservatives are actually cucked Classical Liberals stumped on Economy and Jews. Current Liberals are just cucked on Equality and Minorities. Its all fake and gay but it still has ramifications for brain differences. Which is why its still important in order to engage with this info (individual differences), but its all so gay.
>>4340 >daily reminder This isn’t 4chan fucktard. And I don’t think you know what a cuck is, otherwise you would realize “cuckservative” doesn’t make any sense you literal npc retard. Every conservative I meet only wants to protect their rights and the family unit, whereas modern libs are bent on tearing it all apart because “muh sexuality” and “muh lifestyle choice” and “hurr America is for everyone” and enforcing communist or socialist bullshit. Frankly, we never gave a shit if somebody wanted to ruin their own fucking lives, I mean, that’s your choice right? But it’s different when you can’t so much as turn on the television without being exposed to this subversive trash. We just wanted these fucks to keep it to themselves. But they weren’t content with that. These overly sensitive, egomaniacal dumpster babies started feeling dirty or ashamed because of the things they support, or do, or the way they live, etc. So they decided to wage war on society, because “if it’s social acceptable, SURELY I won’t feel like such a degenerate anymore!”. They fight religion, because it generally speaks against them. They attack basic things like gender, because they want to feel special and unique. They fight heterosexuality because it’s normal. They flood the country with minorities because they all have a moral superiority complex and subsequently want to turn America into a charity case, and- get this, they want to fight gun ownership not just because it makes them paranoid and frightened, but because there might ACTUALLY be people out there who would want to fight their degeneracy! Unthinkable! Anyway, getting back to my point, that’s what a cuck is. Somebody who enjoys watching their freedoms getting fucked by someone else. And conservatives want to fuck those who are fucking their freedoms.
>>4341 I have traditional values too but I have problems with business conservatives and party loyalists betraying their own racial interests. That's the problem I have. You're just being very rude. You might be able to learn how to have productive conversations and more friends if you weren't so combative.

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Comfy Thread Anonymous 11/02/2019 (Sat) 17:55:29 No. 2176 [Reply] [Last]
Post images that make you feel comfy.
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>>3688 (observed) Send invite. It's a fair sized planet, and I don't take up much space. I'll just sit over there. You wont even know I'm here.
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Smelly candles and kitties are very cozy.
>>3913 cozy. candles and kitties are very Smelly
How about some comfy products! When I was a kid I used to have a really big bean bag chair and I would throw blankets on top of it and pretend it was like a mini-space ship like the one in Calvin & Hobbs. :D The seal plush is actually a robot that acts just like a real baby seal and you even have to feed it and shit (charge it). It's like having a pet without all the "having a pet" work that goes with it. I'm not sure if Costco is still selling those 93 inch plush bears or not, but they're pretty awesome. The cat bed looks very cozy, I wouldn't mind having a giant/human version of that. Like instead of having a regular couch in front of the TV you could just have this giant human sized cat bed thing. Lastly, if you want to know what it feels like to walk like a God, take your dumpy shoes, rip out the existing insole and then swap it out with a gel insole and a memory insole on top of it (or vice versa). It's like walking on clouds, like your feet are just enveloped in pure bliss. Oh, also try "lodge socks"... they're like regular socks, but better in every conceivable manner possible.

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Can't we all just get along? Anonymous 12/13/2019 (Fri) 21:56:34 ID:b8cb82 No. 3780 [Reply] [Last]
DON'T LET THE SHILLS DIVIDE US! (sorry for not including Tulsi and Bernie)
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>>4300 1 anime is super gay 2 it was a troll post
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>>4302 >1 anime is super gay Well Nipponese cartoons are just part and parcel of being on the chans, whether you believe it to be 'homosexual' or not is irrelevant. >2 it was a troll post I figured, like it matters if you vote (((democrat))) or (((republican))), both are happy to chip away at the bill of rights and constitution while morally grand standing each other in what's the equivalent of drama television.
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>>4302 1. Did you just assume the gender of anime?! D: 2. Standing on top of your desk and yelling out, "I'M A RETARD!" isn't trolling anyone but yourself.
>>4303 don't worry about that retard. many anime have obvious nationalist undertones (that doesn't mean all). on your second point, mainstream politics in america was always a soap opera at its roots. people who can't fathom that are bona fide retards and probably can't be helped
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Encyclopedia Dramatica Anonymous 11/11/2019 (Mon) 05:05:13 No. 2585 [Reply] [Last]
Gather round and let me tell you the story of how Encyclopedia Dramatica lopped off its head to try and spite its ugly body.

There once was a fat man named Onideus, he was boisterous, mean, antagonistic and loved to shit post. He made many enemies, but brought about much mirth with his inflammatory posting and Discordian perspectives.

The enemies of this fat man were many and they cried out, "DEATH TO THE FAT HATTER!"

...but Onideus simply laughed in response.

Enraged, his enemies began to attack more... and more... they would stop at nothing to get back at this monstrous man of great girth... I mean mirth. Try and try as they might, they couldn't not budge this mountain of a man. Eventually they became so desperate in their Onideus Derangement Syndrome or ODS (pronounced odious) that they began to use illegal tactics... they tried death threats, bomb threats, contacting friends and family, threatening his friends and family, posting his dox, then his social security number, libeling him as a furry, then as an adult baby, eventually the libelous accusations escalated into outright claims of pedophilia and eventually trailed off into bizarre insinuations that he was stalking Drew Barrymore as a psychic vampire... and apparently a drum corps was involved.

None of this derangement worked. The fat man simply dropped and let out nuclear text bomb after nuclear text bomb. Eventually the admin of the site at the time, one Brian Zaiger, became so drunkenly enraged he went on the talk page of this great shit poster and cried out for a personal army, "VANDALIZE HIS PROPERTY! DESTROY HIS PROPERTY!" he cried with vengeful reckoning in his voice.

The fat man... had been waiting. He knew. He knew if he was patient enough, if he endured enough, if he took enough hits... that eventually, eventually these odious ass hats would step over the line... a line or six of legality that would absolutely ensure their immediate end if acted upon by that mean 'ol Onideus.

So an ultimatum was given to this Brian... do as I say, or I will legally end you outright.

Brian did not believe at first, oh no, skeptical was he, who had spent so much of his time hammering away at this large bodied rock of a man... but then Onideus began to move... very slowly at first, just a taste... a tap... one little tap... and Brian knew... he knew to bow before the God of humanity's demons.

This did not sit well with the lessers, the doormats, the dregs, the EDiots... one of them became so irrational an enraged he went postal! Shot up a school and killed two innocent kids... all because a fat man on the Internet erased an article he wrote and took away the only semblance of control he felt he still had in life.

Eventually the others became so furious and flustered they OUSTED the Brian! They cheered out, "NO MORE BRIAN, NO MORE ONIDEUS!" They would kill the captain to try and sink the great ship Onideus.

Then a man named Sibin from Serbia took the helm of the sinking ship and declared, "I WILL SAIL US TO A NEW LAND OF LULZ!"

...but the lulz did not come. There weren't any good new articles, there weren't any new memes, there weren't any new lulzy images, or videos... there was just despair and bitterness as the ship slowly sank onwards into the abyss.

At one point, a sly little weasel nosed his way onto the ship, he whispered sweet lies to the Sibin, promised him a leashed return of the Onideus and so he began...

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This of course did not suade Onion Math Hat and the sly little weasel began accusing him of uploading child porn to the server! Of course, nothing of the sort ever occurred, but what was a little fraud on top of libel, thought the cat snake? As he began removing pictures of bacon and then turned around and deleted the edit logs with false accusations! No one would know, right? I mean, it's not like there was someone monitoring the RC in real time using video screen capturing... oh, oops...

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This of course did not please Odoriferous Mud Flapper as he leaned on over to Sibin and issued the same legal ultimatum he gave to Brian. But Sibin was a sly fox, he thought,

"I live in Serbia! It's too far away from you, you have no power here!"

Sibin could not have been more wrong. Very quickly he learned that he was standing on the edge of a great precipice and cried out, "WAIT! NO! IT'S NOT MINE! I GAVE IT ALL AWAY TO THE WEASEL FUR!"

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But Onideus was looking for a scarecrow... he would use Sibin as a warning. And in turn contacted the SIA, Serbia's version of the FBI and whispered sweet secrets into their virtual ears. Their interest piqued, they began to investigate and in a panic Sibin pulled the plug on Encyclopedia Dramatica... he tried to burn the whole ship with everyone still on it... just to save himself.

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Replying in Lessings wish me luck
Oh man, this is my new favorite site! https://ballotpedia.org/Democratic_Party_of_Texas I had no idea there were so many Democrat politicians in Texas! I plan to e-mail them... all of them... I think maybe that's Day 7 or Day 8 of my planned event.
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On The First Day Of Fuckin Up Yer Christmas... Whooo, okay, little high while writing this, but uh... okay... I actually had another spot of fun in mind for the first day, but then this gorgeous little opportunity popped up on Monday and I just HAD to plan something good! So the angle here is to start using choice opportunities like this to openly expose how Encyclopedia Dramatica butchered itself, but in a way that doesn't have anything to do with myself, but rather framing it in a way that makes it look like Encyclopedia Dramatica GOT CUCKED! See the trick of it is, ED destroyed thousands of articles written by me... but unfortunately for them most of those articles were, uh... rather important culturally. Or rather they were about culturally relevant people. Meaning, since they were too lazy and stupid to actually REPLACE the article, instead just deleting it... it now looks as if the person the article was about somehow "took down ED" and cucked them to the point of no longer being the edgiest, most untouchable site on the Internet. THIS TACTIC COMPLETELY CUTS THEIR FUCKIN BALLS OFF! :D Anyway, I think this makes a good "first day" because even once I go after Conrad and the feds shut all his shit down... another one of you pestering little roaches could very well attempt to resurrect the site in the wake of his ruin... so, now, even if you do... you'll know I can still end you just the same... and even worse. Consider this business with Conrad to be the site's MERCY KILLING... because if you ~ever~ even fucking consider bringing it back again... oh, oh I have so many ~other~ ways to GUT the site! Slower... more sadistic... more brutal avenues of attack.
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>>2585 Holy shit the amount of actual reddit spacing. Still I'm happy our jew got ED back up... again
Except it's not back up. After I got the Serbian government to take it down they lost about 5% of the original content and then, to try and spite me for getting it taken down, they removed most off the material I uploaded to the site over the past decade or so (except for all the uploads under my "umadbro" account for some reason), which in turn destroyed another 30% or so of the site's content. So, at this point, under Conrad Rockenhaus, the site is only about 65% complete... and, without my stuff, well... let's be honest, the site is only about 20% complete since the overwhelming majority of the content not added by me was shit tier garbage. At this point Know Your Meme is more culturally on point than Encyclopedia Dramatica, as fucking sad as that is. Also, I hate to break it to ya, but the current shit version of the site won't be up for much longer. I had to switch over to using stealth tactics (hence the lack of updates) after I was tipped off to certain moves being made, but... make no mistake... it won't last any longer than it did under Sibin Graisic. But, on the bright side, new and better things are coming! And best of all the new format will be free of the degenerate psychopathic insanity that plagues the current incarnation of ED. Destruction breeds creation! :D

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this board is a honey pot Anonymous 10/23/2019 (Wed) 10:22:43 No. 1688 [Reply] [Last]
Leave before you say something you regret
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>>4197 Indeed, sounds like rub a dub dub Ross and snake thang. Good thing those degenerates can't into Interwebs logic, no shit your logg'd by spooks and are the last group I'd not garner sympathy for.
>>1688 >>1771 > the whole internet is a honeypot Why is this website not exclusively on TOR? Still better then the TOR banning 4chan with ((((google catcha)))))
16chan supports tor unlike 4chan nice accusation you fed
>>4207 Because we are not faggot ped's
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>>1771 This is exactly correct. Shills are going to shill though because they're probably the actual glowniggers trying to shutitdown.exe. So far, I've heard that every website is muh hunnypot, boards are muh hunnypot, Tor is muh hunnypot, and ZeroNet is muh hunnypot. Things that anonymize you and actually help you post things and make you harder to harass are TOTES hunnypots, goyim.

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Merry Christmas Anonymous 12/25/2019 (Wed) 17:09:40 ID:d4d7b3 No. 3964 [Reply] [Last]
I hope you all are having a comfy Christmas.
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>>4000 when i hear full racist, i assume that means keeping to one’s own kind more than how openly their countrymen hate niggers
>>3999 My thoughts exactly. >>4000 4k lmao
>>3964 And a very merry post New Years from /k/.
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>>4240 Merry Christmas OrthoBro's. We had our Christmas and Yuletidings on /pol couple weeks ago. I tried my best to make everyone in thread feel welcomed and included, though many did not share in the Peace or Good Will to Men. If you stop by for Greetings prob best to sage least you trigger the precious snowflakes May God Bless you and yours in the coming year /k/anon
My Christmas was AWESOME! ...at least what I remember of it... since I was high as a kite and drinking whiskey for like three days straight while binge watching anime and TV shows. The ham I bought was so gigantor it lasted for FIVE DAYS! ಠ_ಠ ...and I still had some leftover that I froze... and some little bits I cut up and gave to the cats. I got a bunch of new smelly candles so like right now everything smells like vanilla. Also got a pair of dump tier 4 TB drives, so I've been shuffling stuff around and making new backups and parity sets. I think it's going to be a very busy 2020, lots of work, lots of todoins. I can't wait for the election! I mean either way it's gonna be epic, either we get another four years of Trump and the libtards are gonna be crazy or we get a senile old man with dementia constantly kooking out and doing crazy shit who will also invariably drive the liberals crazy... it's win-win either way! :D

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BTS that one kpop band (aka Big Titty Solders) Anon 01/07/2020 (Tue) 14:37:04 No. 4253 [Reply] [Last]
hear me, hear me, all 16chan anons, i need YOUR help, what i wanna do is get the BTS instagram BANNED or at least blocked for a bit, This will just make ALL BTS Fans upset, im just tired of all the >heyyy did you see the way he said *ching chong ching* >omg yaass hes soooo hottt So please anons help me out make 2020 ching chong disapear (pic unrelated)
How do you propose we do that?
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It is incredibly unlikely that you'd be able to get an account like that banned, especially on Instagram. If it were a Twitter account you'd have slightly better luck, but even then... not likely unless he's discussing political shit.

This website works at school Anonymous 12/10/2019 (Tue) 16:43:08 No. 3656 [Reply] [Last]
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>>3656 You do realize your school probably keeps track of every last thing that's accessed through their systems... which means it's only a matter of time before: A. They block it. and B. They find out exactly which little idiot was accessing it in the first place... which would be you, ya little idiot. Here, let's try and speed up the process for them...
>>3940 that last pic is fucking hilarious looks like a traffic accident
>>3656 It's not well known yet so it wouldn't be blocked. You might not even get caught since most school "tech" employees are utter incompetents.
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>>3940 Depends on how shit the school is, shittier mans the less they give a fuck.

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Anonymous 01/07/2020 (Tue) 00:24:48 No. 4234 [Reply] [Last]
if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.
>>4234 K if you could maybe move your things to the bathroom thatd be great.

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GIB GRETA MEMES CAP'N CHUNGIES 12/13/2019 (Fri) 06:58:46 No. 3753 [Reply] [Last]
GIB EM NOW PLS
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I should make one of my own.
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Pffft, nevermind, someone already made the meme I wanted to make... TWICE! D: If I had a lot of extra time/talent or money I'd do like a parody version of "Hansi: The Girl Who Loved The Swastika" but instead Greta's journey through life would take her from being an indoctrinated leftist puppet into a sane, rational thinking conservative.
hey guys are you know any chat room cat stay forver
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This is all for now! >>4203 Wut? ಠ_ಠ
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>>3753 While I totally agree with this thread do we really need to waist our time and space with debunking this retarded child? Everyone knows how retarded and wrong this crap is. Its extremely simple for me. Children are dumb and not to be taken seriously. I mean whats next? A trained monkey? What are the scientific credentials of this child? What research did she do? She is a child still in the Global Warming propaganda school repeating what she is trained to say. At least Gore is an adult and at least semi related to the subject (politician) this Greta is a bad joke. I mean whats next? A trained monkey? And she is ugly total retard face.

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