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Anonymous 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:31:28 No. 16789 [Reply] [Last]
I'm a fat NEET living off free money from the government and I just ordered a large pizza and wings.
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Based and breadpilled
Yeah, unfortunately, I have to inform you that the commissary has made its decision on this matter, and they have decided that you'll be sent to GULag. Enjoy your time there.
Im a dumb nigger living off free money from the goverment and I just fucked a white women
Check out this executive. He summons a pajeet to deliver only the finest fare for his kingly frame. Truly this gargantuan chad is a lord of his Big Beautiful Wifey.
>>16909 that beast of burden should be sowing my cotton field

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Anonymous 11/17/2020 (Tue) 20:43:54 No. 16769 [Reply] [Last]
>fighting the collapse of western civilization >better send a nigger into space
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>>16769 There are things you don't understand my young friend. Why would we risk intelligent minds being sent into the unknown? You send what you can lose.
>>16843 Like whites. We have plenty of that garbage around
>>16769 Test post on new server
>>16769 Blacks and whites both make good sheep. You dont need to be a geniues to go to space. Just follow orders. White men are still behind the curtain. They just use black puppets instead of white to seem like society is getting more diverse and to seem like niggers are capable. Neither are true

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Punch feminists/simps in the face Anonymous 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:47:47 No. 16787 [Reply] [Last]
they're delusional so they deserve it
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Bump for equality
Bump for equality
Simps that pay bitches on only fans seriously need to be put in labor camps
That's the wrong approach to fighting this disease in my opinion though. They're not going to breed, obviously, so this is not going to propagate to the following generations, as long as we keep our children safe and away from the Feminism propaganda and all other manner of degeneracy. Keep your children away from public 'education' and television and social media, and everything should be fine.

I fucked up boys Anonymous 11/19/2020 (Thu) 06:25:47 No. 16773 [Reply] [Last]
>single >decided to stick my dick.somewhere inwould have known better >Maybe slightly mentally ill >Had insomniac for years. It's difficult to concentrate and manage daily shit >Stupidly highly anxiety/stress I used a rubber. Should I still get tested later next month?
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>>16773 I had muscollum contagiom once and I did an at home remedy to get rid of it kek
No and always should go raw!
Plant that seed baby! Raw dog all the way!
Spiritual, psycho-emotional soul imprint of their being. Lovers ain't no joke anon. Reap what you sow.

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Hey Siri, Who is the President? Anonymous 11/09/2020 (Mon) 05:00:53 No. 16718 [Reply] [Last]
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WTF! Is this real?
>>16719 It is when searching on wolfram alpha, one of the databases Siri uses. So I assume the video is real. I made the img's and archives myself You also get similar shit when asking how old is the President. Some people have reported it goes back and forth. Sometime Trump, sometime Biden, sometimes Harris. I always got Kamala myself https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=who+is+the+president+of+the+US
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Please join together in prayer. We must pray to GOD. Anonymous 11/08/2020 (Sun) 16:41:25 No. 16705 [Reply] [Last]
Psalm 91 >1Whoever dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of the Almighty.a >2I will say of the Lord, “He is my refuge and my fortress, my God, in whom I trust.” >3Surely he will save you from the fowler’s snare and from the deadly pestilence. >4He will cover you with his feathers, and under his wings you will find refuge; his faithfulness will be your shield and rampart. >5You will not fear the terror of night, nor the arrow that flies by day, >6nor the pestilence that stalks in the darkness, nor the plague that destroys at midday. >7A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you. >8You will only observe with your eyes and see the punishment of the wicked. >9If you say, “The Lord is my refuge,” and you make the Most High your dwelling, >10no harm will overtake you, no disaster will come near your tent. >11For he will command his angels concerning you to guard you in all your ways; >12they will lift you up in their hands, so that you will not strike your foot against a stone. >13You will tread on the lion and the cobra; you will trample the great lion and the serpent. >14“Because heb loves me,” says the Lord, “I will rescue him; I will protect him, for he acknowledges my name. >15He will call on me, and I will answer him; I will be with him in trouble, I will deliver him and honor him. >16With long life I will satisfy him and show him my salvation.”
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Images seem to be broken on 16chan so here is the same image I uploaded on another chan https://64ch.me/b/src/1604853802351.png It's of Trump Archangel Michael defeating the devil
>>16710 Devil ? You Mean the Naga King ..the reptilians are back
>>16711 Basically Trump being commanded by GOD to defeat all evil. ALL EVIL.
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>>16710 Fixed
>>16713 I have no idea how you did it, but you seem to have made the image load on 16chan, I express my gratitude

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story time Anonymous 01/22/2020 (Wed) 09:48:59 No. 4569 [Reply] [Last]
TLDR: Fatties and Neuro-linguistic programming >be me >20% of my family (including extended family) are fat >they're too pathetic to stop being fat, so instead they try to make everyone else fat too. >the fatties start bringing bread-y and sugar-y snacks to the weekly family meetings >if anyone doesn't eat the carbs then the fatties subtly attack that person >if anyone brings healthy snacks, then the fatties subtly attack the decision >the other 80% are strongwilled enough to not eat carbs outside of family meetings, but not strong enough to abstain while they happen. >fatties succeed at making carbohydrate snacks the standard at family meetings, but they fail at actually making everyone else fat >I decide to stop eating carbs and sugar >I lead the anti-carb rebellion >a few other people join me in my quest >fatties continue to bring carb-y meals, each time they bring a different kind of junk food >one by one, my comrades fall, the temptation is simply too much >I'm alone, my rebellion failed >fall back into degeneracy once a week

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subtley attack? i would tell this cancerous fucking cow to go eat their own cake on the toilet instead of eating the fruit i brought.
and how fucking dare you. the jews IS THE REASON why your family is fuckibg fat
contacting subconcious program... *beep* *boop*
program unresponsive
>>4569 TL;DR; Adenovirus serotype 36 induces obesity in humans and lab animals and is widespread in the US. People with naturally weaker immunity fall to it and become fat. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adenovirus_serotype_36

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Anonymous 12/22/2019 (Sun) 15:52:43 No. 3899 [Reply] [Last]
The BLACK man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity. Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past. The BLACK man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(ʷʰ*ᵀᵉ dogs) The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The BLACK penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the BLACK man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the BLACK man impregnates. In total, the BLACK man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint. All this is the reason why the BLACK man is the epitome of masculinity
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There's plenty of fat black people out there dude
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OPERATION FACE MUZZLE FLYER Anonymous 05/20/2020 (Wed) 05:27:49 No. 10841 [Reply] [Last]
This face mask faggotry needs to end. The task: create a printable flyer to hand out when you are accosted by maskfags in public. bullet points for the flyer: https:// montrealgazette.com/news/local-news/coronavirus-why-masks-dont-work/ https:// www.marketwatch.com/story/the-cdc-says-americans-dont-have-to-wear-facemasks-because-of-coronavirus-2020-01-30 http://www.bioethics.net/2020/03/if-masks-dont-work-why-are-you-wearing-one/ inb4 mask anonymity. you are not anon in public, period. inb4 that poor dog. this is the shock photo I chose, America will be like this in a generation if we do not stop this fuckery I have massive respect for this board. As you can tell, this post was designed for sqrtchan, couldn't get past captcha and tor blocking and frankly censorship. jannies can clean this up if the idea/post sucks. I appreciate consideration of the idea.
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>>10841 >inb4 mask anonymity. you are not anon in public, period. >show your face goy no kike, we are taking back our privacy fuck you >>10843 >we know who you are even if you wear a mask goy give up you wouldn't be shilling this if that were true outside of a lab. No reason to make the kikes life any easy by being mask free. Do criminals* wear masks and evade detection by doing so? Yes. Case closed. *unironically value freedom and privacy more than OP & fellow brainlets.
>>10841 >listening to constitutionally bubblewrapped syrupfrogs >ever
>>10842 How about ... get this ... to make people get infected somewhat less often??? Cause that would happen to only fit like a glove with the kind of stuff they do. You know, ensuring a nice slow steady stream of pharma clients to gouge up and down for Remdesevir, sedation drugs, blood thinners and countless other frankensteinian chemicals but make sure people are actually able to afford it, with it being a loose, liberal definition of affordable that they're working with? Does that answer work out for you??
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>>10841 >inb4 mask anonymity. you are not anon in public, period. because you're a faggot, (go have your) period. If they want you to wear a mask WEAR A PROPER MASK. If they bitch tell them they are a discriminating bigot with mask-ism.
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Anonymous 10/05/2020 (Mon) 11:39:00 No. 16420 [Reply] [Last]
Bune, Bune, Bune... Wehl Melan Avage Bune Tasa
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>>16420 fuck off satanist freak
>>16420 This autist has spammed other sites with the same thing Dunno what his end game could be
>>16505 summoning a demon obviously
>>16421 go suck a toe of a nigger christcuck.
>>16611 I'll pray for you anon


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