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Do we really live in the matrix?

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every day we stray further from god's light >ps no fags allowed to reply to this post

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Ideas for creating a deep web image board

We should create an image board on the deep web. The name should be "oneechan". It should have absolutely no rules except that everyone must post as "anonymous". No one's identifying information should be required, recorded, or posted, there are no mods or admins, anyone may delete any post, including those they did not make themselves. Allowing anyone's post to be deleted by anyone else decentralizes moderation and it would be interesting to see how this system plays out in the future, you may have your predictions on this idea, but try to hold onto them until you see an actual example and what becomes of it. It might be better on reality than you though it would be. To conserve space and promote the constant posting of new content, there should be no category pages, each board have one page of threads, which are displayed on the page as just the OP and latest post. Any threads which fall off the bottom of the page are deleted in their entirety, there are no archives being kept, and no way to access a thread that has been removed (BTW, the exact same goes for all deleted posts). Original posts may have a maximum of two files and twice as many characters as a post in a pre-existing thread, which are limited to one file and half as many characters. There will be boards, the boards will be the same ones you see on 4chan, with two differences, first, unlike 4chan, there will be no worksafe boards, all of these boards are unmodded and thus not safe for work, second, there will be no flash or upload boards, due to the concerns for security and the limitations of the deep web, anyway, hete is the board list: /3/ - 3DCG /a/ - Anime & Manga /aco/ - Adult Cartoons /adv/ - Advice /an/ - Animals & Nature /asp/ - Alternative Sports /b/ - Random /bant/ - International/Random /biz/ - Business & Finance /c/ - Anime/Cute /cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL /ck/ - Food & Cooking /cm/ - Cute/Male /co/ - Comics & Cartoons /d/ - Hentai/Alternative /diy/ - Do-It-Yourself /e/ - Ecchi /fa/ - Fashion /fit/ - Fitness /g/ - Technology /gd/ - Graphic Design /gif/ - Adult GIF /h/ - Hentai /hc/ - Hardcore /hm/ - Handsome Men /hr/ - High Resolution /i/ - Oekaki /ic/ - Artwork/Critique /his/ - History & Humanities /int/ - International /jp/ - Otaku Culture /k/ - Weapons /lit/ - Literature /lgbt/ - LGBT /m/ - Mecha /mlp/ - Pony /mu/ - Music /news/ - Current News /n/ - Transportation /o/ - Auto /out/ - Outdoors /p/ - Photography /po/ - Papercraft & Origami /pol/ - Politically Incorrect /qst/ - Quests /r/ - Adult Requests /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 /s4s/ - Shit 4chan Says /s/ - Sexy Beautiful Women /sci/ - Science & Math /soc/ - Cams & Meetups /sp/ - Sports /t/ - Torrents /tg/ - Traditional Games /toy/ - Toys /trash/ - Off-topic /trv/ - Travel /tv/ - Television & Film /u/ - Yuri /v/ - Video Games /vg/ - Video Game Generals /vip/ - Very Important Posts /vp/ - Pokémon /vr/ - Retro Games /w/ - Anime/Wallpapers /wg/ - Wallpapers/General /wsg/ - Worksafe GIF /wsr/ - Worksafe Requests /x/ - Paranormal /y/ - Yaoi In order to prevent the imageboard from being overrun by spammers and off-topic posting, while also allowing an environment that is truly "no rules", and which guarantees complete anonymity, privacy, and security, the following system should be in place. Threads may be started with either a subject, text entry, or a file upload (or some combination of the three), and the same goes for making posts in threads, there is a character limit, and the user will be able to see the limit as well as how many characters they have made and have left (similar to this site). To incentivize the creation of new threads, original posts may have two files and have a maximum character limit that is twice as many as a post in a pre-existing thread, which are limited to only one file and whose max character limit is half of that of an OP. Starting up threads and posting in threads will always require a simple alphanumeric catatcha to be filled out, and there will always be a waiting period between posts, the capatcha and waiting period will be 60% longer for original posts, and the waiting period will increase by 40% every time a new post is made. The rules for deleting posts will be the exact same as the rules for making a new thread. Lots of interesting ideas but i think they could be made better, I think they need some outside insight to refine them. What do you like? What needs changing (and how should it be changed)? What concerns do you have? Do you think the idea is good at all? Etc. Try to be constructive.

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perma banned from cuckchan

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>be me >bored as fuck in quarantine >decide to be edgy, leave the safety of reddit >search for image boards besides 4chan, because I dont need to see 30 year old men posting dick pics >end up here >look around >realize y'all are autistic as fuck >fuck it back to reddit i go bye

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youtube dislike

hi could you guess dislike this video for me plz

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complaining about endchan

end/pol/ banned me for saying that whites are the true jews and that modern jews are usurpers of the title. apparently, claiming that the ashkenazi, sepharim, and mizarim are not the original jews, and that the true people being claimed by the bible as "jews" were white peoples whose ancestors are now middle-eastern christians (NOT arabs) is a part of some "degenerate jewish agenda". I was banned for saying literally this. AdolfHitler also thought that a ban on Intellectual Property is somehow "marxist" (as if it was akin to banning physical property), that trade unions were owned and operated in nazi germany (hitler banned private unions but instituted nationalized trade unions and made joining them compulsory), that a system of domestic law based on ownership of person and (physical) property and consent as the medium of all legal (physical) interaction is somehow different from the NAP (even though it's an exact description of how such a system works), he objected to an absolute, no exceptions system of free expression/speech because it legalizes CP (even though it still prohibits child abuse - children = 15 and under). He also hates my greater vision: allowing discrimination for any reason on part of private individuals or businesses, making laws minimalistic and government minarchistic, ending the welfare state and providing complete freedom, while prohibiting any new policies from being made, or existing laws from being removed, ignored, or altered, and of course by closing the borders completely from the outside-in and the inside-out, a ban on both on immigration/emigration and on international trade/aid. Which is intended to cause people to self-segregate and the numbers of non-productive/non-competitive groups such as non-whites to fall while productive/competitive groups like white rise, resulting in prosperity that shines as an example to other countries as the country which adopts my system becomes a superpower, eventually, non-whites will want to leave, made worse by our border laws preventing them from doing so, we hold this position for a couple generations maybe a decade, before deciding to deport all non-whites to any country that will take them. It's peaceful, and most people would be willing to support such a movement, as it is much closer to the overton window than openly saying "I'm a nazi, vote for me!" The only solution he sees is bringing back his version of Hitler's national socialism and evicting every non-white by force after taking over the gov't, how will he take it over? redpill enough whites and overthrow the gov't when shit hits the fan. adolfhitler is an idiot and a child.

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ITT: We try to predict what post >>10000 will be. My prediction is that it will just be some inane shitpost. Like a one-word reply to someone that doesn't even make sense as a reply or something.

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Tard stories

I know this is 4cuck tier, but I actually like being able to post with a VPN and without some gay ass jewgle captcha interrupting my ass every post, along with jewish p*rn bots fucking drowning my tales. >be sperg senior >sitting at table with other spergs and mid-tier nerds >there's this retarded aspie kid who makes an absolute clown of himself and makes me grind my teeth >always hated how spergs like me actually had to work to be accepted by society while faggots like him were adored >fuck him and his early Z gohan haircut >one day see him goofing around like usual >OP sperg out level: 75% >he fucking starts flexing to a table full of girls >OP SPERG OUT LEVEL: 100% >snap and yell "YOU DON'T HAVE MUSCLES, RETARD" >everyone snaps their heads at me >ohfuck.png >bell rings >realize i may be fucked, whether it be by the school system or some unusually strong tard simp >mfw school gets cancelled Thanks coronachan

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jews find cure money cash

Israeli Research Institute Begins Testing Coronavirus Vaccine on Rodents, Report Says BY AARON BANDLER | MAR 31, 2020 | ISRAEL TEL AVIV, ISRAEL - MARCH 20: Israeli medical worker holds a swab test for coronavirus at a drive-through site during a presntation for the press before opening on March 20, 2020 in Tel Aviv, Israel. Number of coronavirus in Israel continues to jump, after over 2 00 new cases have been diagnosed with COVID-19 in the past 24 hours. (Photo by Amir Levy/Getty Images) The Israel Institute for Biological Research (IIBR) reportedly has started testing a prototype of a coronavirus vaccine on rodents. Reuters reported on March 31 that this was according to a source in the IIBR; the source didn’t specify what type of rodent was being used in the trial. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s office said in a statement that the IIBR is “preparing a model for commencing an animal trial.” IIBR Chief Innovation Officer Eran Zahavy told reporters last week that the institute has a distinct, unspecified animal ready for testing, pointing out that animal testing is difficult when it comes to coronavirus medicinal trials. “This disease is not affecting animals,” Zahavy said. “It’s not enough only to detect neutralizing antibodies in the animal. You really want to see them getting sick and getting better by this vaccine.” Haaretz had reported on March 18 that the IIBR had developed a “significant breakthrough” in a coronavirus vaccine; the Israeli Defense Ministry denied that report. The IIBR is an Israeli government defense research institute. In February, the Galilee Research Institute (MIGAL) announced that it could have a coronavirus vaccine developed in 2-3 weeks and then obtain approval for it in 60 days. Israel currently has 2 cases of coronavirus and 0 deaths. National Security Adviser Meir Ben-Shabbat said on March 31 that Israel’s social distancing measures will start to be relaxed after Passover, although he cautioned that the country is “still in a dangerous area. All it takes is one day like Purim, or one local outbreak, in order to thwart all our efforts, and therefore we are obligated to continue with the existing limitations and follow all instructions.” JJ LATEST STORIES Israeli Research Institute Begins Testing Coronavirus Vaccine on Rodents, Report Says Jewish High School Donates 2,000 N95 Masks to Medical Centers jewish L.A. Ambulance Gift to Israel Drives Mid-East Coexistence Meme ‘Zionists Not Welcome’ Graffiti Found on Israeli Coffee Bar in Toronto Creating Resilience in the Age of COVID-19 JJ DAILY ROUNDTABLE Should We All Be Wearing Masks? Is the Media Ignoring Joe Biden’s Sexual Assault Allegations? Why Is Coronavirus Running Rampant in Israel’s Haredi Communities? Email ENTER YOUR EMAIL JJ COLUMNISTS DAVID SUISSA The Shock and Fear of Coronavirus Differs for All of Us mm STEPHEN SMITH Shoah Foundation Head: Bigots Prey on Coronavirus mm ASRA Q. NOMANI President Trump Should Not Depend on ‘Guidelines’ to Save America, But Lock It Down in jewish politics JJ PODCASTS david suissa podcast pandemic times Pandemic Times Episode 12: Jay Sanderson on how the crisis is changing the Jewish world Episode 188: Corona, Coalition and Constitutional Crisis shais taub Rabbi Shais Taub: How to Find the Truth About Yourself throught jews in cabala Rosner's Domain Podcast Amotz Asa-El: The Jewish March of Folly JJ HOLLYWOOD SCHMOOZE Fountains of Wayne and ‘Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’ Songwriter, Hospitalized With Coronavirus Holocaust Museum to Present Virtual Programs Via Facebook Live ‘Will & Grace’ to Wrap with Retrospective Special donations accept. JJ BLOGGERS SARA HERSHKOWITZ Social Distancing in France LISA ELLEN NIVER #SafeAtHome We Said Go Travel News March 2020 RABBI LEVI WELTON I’m a Rabbi and a Physician Assistant. This is Why I Want You to Stay Home. DARREN PALTROWITZ Nikki Yanofsky Talks ‘Black Sheep’ Album Release and Life During Coronavirus JJ

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story time

TLDR: Fatties and Neuro-linguistic programming >be me >20% of my family (including extended family) are fat >they're too pathetic to stop being fat, so instead they try to make everyone else fat too. >the fatties start bringing bread-y and sugar-y snacks to the weekly family meetings >if anyone doesn't eat the carbs then the fatties subtly attack that person >if anyone brings healthy snacks, then the fatties subtly attack the decision >the other 80% are strongwilled enough to not eat carbs outside of family meetings, but not strong enough to abstain while they happen. >fatties succeed at making carbohydrate snacks the standard at family meetings, but they fail at actually making everyone else fat >I decide to stop eating carbs and sugar >I lead the anti-carb rebellion >a few other people join me in my quest >fatties continue to bring carb-y meals, each time they bring a different kind of junk food >one by one, my comrades fall, the temptation is simply too much >I'm alone, my rebellion failed >fall back into degeneracy once a week >actually this happened with both sides of my family, but at different ocasions "anon, you're such a coward, why do you care what your family does?" you're right, I was a coward. then... >be me >be with the only fattie that I know that is actively trying to improve >we're discussing what the final solution could be >fattie tells me a story about how he used neuro-linguistic programming to make himself immune to all carb urges. In summary his technique worked for a few years but his asshole mage friend convinced him to undo it. >he decides to do some NLP on me, and on himself. >him: "why do you still eat white flour and refined sugar?" >me: "because I get the oportunity to, and then I make stupid excuses to comply" >him: "why do you make the excuses?" >me: "i dont know why I make those excuses" >him: "those excuses aren't a conscious choice, they are made by a subconscious program that has good intentions for you and is implementing them in a way that conflicts with your desire to be healthy, lets fix that." >he contacts the program that creates those excuses >program says that the carbs must be eaten, because my other antisocial habits already created much social friction >I, he, the program, and other subconscious programs negotiate a truce for like 15 minutes >end result is that we decide to become immune to the social order by self-improving so much that everyone admires me >this just happened, i dont know if it will work, I've set a new list of eating rules and punishments for myself. FUCK FATTIES. FATTIES ARE TRAITORS. IF YOU HAVE ONE BULLET AND THERE'S A TRAITOR AND AN ENEMY BEFORE YOU THEN YOU SHOOT THE TRAITOR. FATTIES WILL HANG BEFORE THE JEWS DO, ATLEAST THE JEWS HAVE SELF-RESPECT.

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Hello and welcome to Lynxchan. Please visit if you'd like. (Spam)

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Havnt seen a bird in >months

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Project Zephyr

What are your thoughts on it? Something is going down with chinese virus, and I wonder if it's a natural step towards Zephyr.

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4cuck mods

This public image is a censored image on 4chan.

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Comfy Thread

Post images that make you feel comfy.

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I'm High And There's No Drug Board Here

Okay, like... check this out! It's like... hoe fights! You know like bum fights, but with hoes!

I'd pay good money to see this shit professionally

They could call it "strip fighting"... where the goal is to rip off the clothes of your opponent. The first one completely naked is the loser!
They could do a male version too for the ladies. Like wrestling, but stripping.
"strip wrestling"!

Someone uh... one of you make this happen... go, go, go! MAKE IT SO! ENGAGE!

...did I mention, oh right... so like, also... wut about pie? Like what kind of pie is pie?

... could there be pie flavored pie?

We should invent a new flavor of pie and just call it pie flavor.

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The Onideus Thread

This thread is for orbiting, insulting and cooming on Onideus aka Mathew Moulton. Sit stil, Onideus, I'm COOMING on your face, uhhhhohhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa OH GOD, IM COOMING Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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How do you feel about police?

I feel ambivalent towards them. On one hand, I understand that having a police force is necessary because there are too many people that want to hurt and steal from other people who can't defend themselves from those kinds of people, so there needs to be someone who stops people from being able to do that. But on the other hand, just simply having a police force opens the door to more authoritative control over the populace. They can act as a local armed force to assert command over people and use brute force to stop people from doing whatever their masters don't want the populace to be doing. You'd hope that this only includes things that are generally agreed to be immoral, such as murder, rape, theft, etc. But when it begins to include things like owning a firearm to protect yourself from those that also possess a firearm, or just simply living out in the woods because you don't want anything to do with society (which everyone should be allowed to do, if they wish; even though I wouldn't personally recommend it): that's when I have a problem with the police and the law in general. You shouldn't be free to hurt others, whether directly (murder or assault) or indirectly (theft or burglary), but personal freedoms should be untouchable by the law. But one thing that has never changed over the evolution of man is that whoever has the pointiest stick (or the biggest guns, with contemporary technologies) is the one who decides what happens. And usually, that is the governing body.

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Jews are evil incarnate.

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Random Vidya Drop!!!

Drop Video's Here.

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what the FUCK happened to /a/

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Coronavirus Memes & Discussion

All this is unsorted material, so the quality might be a bit bleh.

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What the heck is this place

I'm giddy. So giddy. Is it, could it be, a place like 4chan that isn't total shit?

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How about a nostalgia thread?

Post 4chan nostalgia

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Corona isn't gonna fucking dissapear, faggots

Message to retard lurkers: The coronavirus has infected over 200000 people. Entire, rich, first world countries countries have been quarantined. The cure is years away. Stop believing the quarantine will last for a few days and everything will return to normal. Normal is dead. The socioeconomic impacts will last for years and impact a huge amount of decisions, just like 9/11. Thats not even counting the eventual major global conflicts that will inevitably occur fueled by anger at this disease. Normal is completely gone now. Every single little thing will be used as fuel for thousands of future political fires, and thinking it'll just disappear is retardation

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What happened to the two threads that listed links to other imageboards? They both seem to have simultaneously disappeared from here some time in the last couple of days. Were they removed by the admin or something?

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WTF am I doing with my life?

I want to study my electricians course, and practice my piano and clarinet, among other things. But all I do is argue politics. Its' fucking pointless. How do I shake this addiction?

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Boomer Meme

In the wake of this new meme I've been going back through my archives looking for some material that fits into this meme or that's related. Here's what I've compiled so far. Feel free to add more. On the second image I'm thinking I'll try and find a crayon type font and then write "Ok Boomer" on the paper.

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/yuu/ - Scenic Route

In memorandum of /yuu/ a board from almost a decade ago on at alt chan who's name I've forgotten but who's legacy lives on.

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Real fuckin retard hours

>be me >bout to go to bed >chewing gum >take sip of water >try to blow a bubble and have the water be inside >bubble breaks >covered in water >inconvenienced mildly >MFW

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Official theme of /pol/

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Random Images

I've mostly been doing categorized image posting, but I thought it might be fun to just have a completely rando image thread soooo... that's this... just dump whatever rando shit you like here!

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Finding Catgirls

Where do I find a catgirl around the East Coast of the USA I can court?

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what is your favorite weapon

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Well, you are a white supremacist, european, far right and all that shit, but... Do you have the powerful Ñ? No? Fucking losers hahahahaha. Im gonna return to my chad rancho to eat some FRIJOLES mientras veo futbol, putos nazis, adios y don't forget wipe your white ass.

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Howdy retards

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Internet anonymity

It has all gone too far now. In Sweden the police are now allowed to install spywares on our phones and computers to spy on our internet activity. Everyone is against it, but nobody is doing anything about it. What can we do about this? How can I stay safe on the internet?

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Serial rapist and pedophile Daryl Lanzon

Be on the lookout for serial rapist and pedophile Daryl Lanzon. He is known to track down young naive girls and force them into sex work to fund his drug addict lifestyle. Police cannot help because his victims who range from pre-teens to young adults are intimidated into staying silent and defending him. Currently, all of his victims have run away back to their families, but that hasn't stopped him from tracking them down to different states in the past and making threats toward their families. Please spread the word. For those of you in the area, do not go to his trailer at 20856 Trebesh Road West, Unadilla Township, Pinckney, Michigan, USA. While he is alone, he does have access to various firearms (despite not being legally allowed to posess any). His phone number is (734) 323-4309. Do not let this monster harm another girl again. Clearnet links to image: Darknet links to image (use Tor Browser to view): http://dropperibhaerr2m.onion/file/chu/1l0df336rfs001iv2iemopl6o02qgg5czphzm0036w80hs3vfc002ygs7gqc0ge00 http://torpicxwcx5kwdvp.onion/up/TorLinks.eu_Lwxs5m4zIvW1YFO.png http://cryptoupei2am6si.onion/index.php?file=4f5fa2e7f890ca965a7a568f21fa975a.png http://felixxxboni3mk4a.onion/img/uploads/200119/Felixxx_211424_YJU_DarylCLanzonBOLO.png

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>be me, about a week ago >spend the night at a friends house, but we used to be a thing. we both have gfs and both seem happy in our relationships >we cuddle alot and i never thought much of it, we've become close friends >we're cuddling in his bed and he asks if he could have me for the night >i freeze, not knowing what to say >he starts kissing my neck and eventually kisses me >i kiss back not wanting to lose him as a friend, too afraid of how he would react >he grabs lube and start to jerk me off >im mostly silent except for some moaning, but really i want things to be over, i didnt want to be a cheater >i ask if i can suck him off, maybe if he finishes it will be over quicker >he says yes but cant get hard so we stop >i lay there fucking mortified and digusted with myself, feeling almost numb >we go to sleep what the fuck do i do anons. i hate cheaters. i wanna stay friends with him. im so fucking lost. please give me legitimate advice.

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How did you find this site

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COVID19: buy chloroquine for 300$/kg and sell it for 15.000/kg

1 treatment for covid19 is 600mg chloroquine daily for 5 days (90% cured). So split that 1 kg into 333 bags and sell each bag for 50$. You earn you money back after only selling 6 out of your 333 bags. 100% guaranteed profit and fully legal as long as you dont sell it as a medical product but as a chemical agent (tell people to consult their doctor and to read the disclosures online). What do you think /pol/?

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Encyclopedia Dramatica

Gather round and let me tell you the story of how Encyclopedia Dramatica lopped off its head to try and spite its ugly body.

There once was a fat man named Onideus, he was boisterous, mean, antagonistic and loved to shit post. He made many enemies, but brought about much mirth with his inflammatory posting and Discordian perspectives.

The enemies of this fat man were many and they cried out, "DEATH TO THE FAT HATTER!"

...but Onideus simply laughed in response.

Enraged, his enemies began to attack more... and more... they would stop at nothing to get back at this monstrous man of great girth... I mean mirth. Try and try as they might, they couldn't not budge this mountain of a man. Eventually they became so desperate in their Onideus Derangement Syndrome or ODS (pronounced odious) that they began to use illegal tactics... they tried death threats, bomb threats, contacting friends and family, threatening his friends and family, posting his dox, then his social security number, libeling him as a furry, then as an adult baby, eventually the libelous accusations escalated into outright claims of pedophilia and eventually trailed off into bizarre insinuations that he was stalking Drew Barrymore as a psychic vampire... and apparently a drum corps was involved.

None of this derangement worked. The fat man simply dropped and let out nuclear text bomb after nuclear text bomb. Eventually the admin of the site at the time, one Brian Zaiger, became so drunkenly enraged he went on the talk page of this great shit poster and cried out for a personal army, "VANDALIZE HIS PROPERTY! DESTROY HIS PROPERTY!" he cried with vengeful reckoning in his voice.

The fat man... had been waiting. He knew. He knew if he was patient enough, if he endured enough, if he took enough hits... that eventually, eventually these odious ass hats would step over the line... a line or six of legality that would absolutely ensure their immediate end if acted upon by that mean 'ol Onideus.

So an ultimatum was given to this Brian... do as I say, or I will legally end you outright.

Brian did not believe at first, oh no, skeptical was he, who had spent so much of his time hammering away at this large bodied rock of a man... but then Onideus began to move... very slowly at first, just a taste... a tap... one little tap... and Brian knew... he knew to bow before the God of humanity's demons.

This did not sit well with the lessers, the doormats, the dregs, the EDiots... one of them became so irrational an enraged he went postal! Shot up a school and killed two innocent kids... all because a fat man on the Internet erased an article he wrote and took away the only semblance of control he felt he still had in life.

Eventually the others became so furious and flustered they OUSTED the Brian! They cheered out, "NO MORE BRIAN, NO MORE ONIDEUS!" They would kill the captain to try and sink the great ship Onideus.

Then a man named Sibin from Serbia took the helm of the sinking ship and declared, "I WILL SAIL US TO A NEW LAND OF LULZ!"

...but the lulz did not come. There weren't any good new articles, there weren't any new memes, there weren't any new lulzy images, or videos... there was just despair and bitterness as the ship slowly sank onwards into the abyss.

At one point, a sly little weasel nosed his way onto the ship, he whispered sweet lies to the Sibin, promised him a leashed return of the Onideus and so he began...

This of course did not suade Onion Math Hat and the sly little weasel began accusing him of uploading child porn to the server! Of course, nothing of the sort ever occurred, but what was a little fraud on top of libel, thought the cat snake? As he began removing pictures of bacon and then turned around and deleted the edit logs with false accusations! No one would know, right? I mean, it's not like there was someone monitoring the RC in real time using video screen capturing... oh, oops...

This of course did not please Odoriferous Mud Flapper as he leaned on over to Sibin and issued the same legal ultimatum he gave to Brian. But Sibin was a sly fox, he thought,

"I live in Serbia! It's too far away from you, you have no power here!"

Sibin could not have been more wrong. Very quickly he learned that he was standing on the edge of a great precipice and cried out, "WAIT! NO! IT'S NOT MINE! I GAVE IT ALL AWAY TO THE WEASEL FUR!"

But Onideus was looking for a scarecrow... he would use Sibin as a warning. And in turn contacted the SIA, Serbia's version of the FBI and whispered sweet secrets into their virtual ears. Their interest piqued, they began to investigate and in a panic Sibin pulled the plug on Encyclopedia Dramatica... he tried to burn the whole ship with everyone still on it... just to save himself.


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Rekt thread

Preferably funny but IDC

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Anime should be outlawed

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Meme Works - Post Memes You Made (not found)

This thread is for "original" meme content, or memes that you made yourself, not stuff you found on other sites. You can also post original ideas for memes if you want to try and entice someone into making your meme dreams come true.

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robi exposed

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Memes That Haven't Aged Well

I was going through some of my old image archives the other day and... wow... there's some shit that REALLY hasn't aged well... or in some cases aged ~so~ well it wound up becoming ironically prophetic. So, let's have some fun and kick this off! Maybe I'll even do a video at some point. That second one... oof... the artist really didn't reality coming! :D PS - Most of this batch is from 2011.

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I had an awful semen backup and I released it this morning

So I have been doing a lot of DXM lately and it makes you unable to cum. I quit 2 days ago and this morning I jacked off to an asian giving a guy a blowjob, and released a massive load, and I still feel so great from it, my balls are emptied and yeah that's all. Hope you guys have a good day. Also I think nofap is retarded

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Thoughts on Coco Bandicoot?

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The BLACK man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity. Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past. The BLACK man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(ʷʰ*ᵀᵉ dogs) The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The BLACK penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the BLACK man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the BLACK man impregnates. In total, the BLACK man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint. All this is the reason why the BLACK man is the epitome of masculinity

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Lmao at CuckChan, the most cucked place of the internet. Can you think of a more cucked thing that posting in there unironically, filling googles recaptchas and shit, buying a goy captcha pass hahaha Even plebbit and normies forums allow to post from basic VPNs and browsing from tor. The userbase in there are retarded failed normies posting from google chrome connected with their google accounts, if you don't do that the recaptchas are too hard and the website is unusable. CuckChan achieved to totally removed anonymity on a forum system based on anonymity, isn't it beautiful?

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Your redpill story

In 2015 I was browsing 9gag in school when my friend told me about this site called 4chan. I was already racist at the time because I live in a small town were we didn't have a lot of immigrants until 2015, and we immediately started noticing that the crime rates started going up. So I started browsing 4chan and I loved the fact that you could discuss these things without some stupid leftist calling you racist. One day a thread was created about a QR code poster campaign. So basically you were supposed to make a McDonalds poster or some other company poster and put a QR code on it.One of the QR codes led to a documentary called The Greatest Story Never Told. I stayed up all night watching it, and I gotta admit my eyes was full of tears. I couldn't believe how (((they))) could lie to us like that. I had nothing against Hitler before that, I understood that the story was exaggerated, but I didn't know about white genocide and the Jewish NWO. Last year I saw Europa the Last Battle and I got fully redpilled. I've know been browsing 4chan for 5 years and watched a lot of documentaries. Last year I also redpilled a lot of my friends. Some went full natsoc and some didn't, but most agreed with me that mass immigration will eventually lead to our doom. I no longer post on 4chan because of the shills, but I had some good times there. It really made my teenage years great. What is your story Anon?

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A humble travelling historians desire

I am an ancient traveler on this forsaken land. I‘ve been to countless boards and numerous threads, seen such dreadful beings your minds couldn’t even begin to process. The soul purpose of my journey is to study these distant lands and the inhabitants native to this land. Therefore I humbly ask you kind strangers to reveal your secret history and hidden treasures to this peaceful historian. "A generation which ignores its own history has no past and no future." Robert Heinlein

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I fucking hate niggers so fucking much

I was walking in my city and this fucking NIGGER just casually strolls past me with a FUCKING GUN IN HIS HAND. WHAT THE FUCK were we thinking freeing this disgusting baboon faced demon shit skins. Anyone who defends niggers is a fucking retard. I hate this country. I would have gladly died fighting for the confederacy. Fuck nigger lovers, fuck mud sharks, fuck Abraham Lincoln, praise be to the White Race.

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Has the 2020 memetic warfare begun yet?

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A NatSoc we can be proud of

Based NatSoc

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What's the overall consensus on alternative social media like voat and

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