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Anonymous 12/31/2019 (Tue) 06:17:10 No. 4007
>be me, about a week ago >spend the night at a friends house, but we used to be a thing. we both have gfs and both seem happy in our relationships >we cuddle alot and i never thought much of it, we've become close friends >we're cuddling in his bed and he asks if he could have me for the night >i freeze, not knowing what to say >he starts kissing my neck and eventually kisses me >i kiss back not wanting to lose him as a friend, too afraid of how he would react >he grabs lube and start to jerk me off >im mostly silent except for some moaning, but really i want things to be over, i didnt want to be a cheater >i ask if i can suck him off, maybe if he finishes it will be over quicker >he says yes but cant get hard so we stop >i lay there fucking mortified and digusted with myself, feeling almost numb >we go to sleep what the fuck do i do anons. i hate cheaters. i wanna stay friends with him. im so fucking lost. please give me legitimate advice.
>>4007 You're homosexual. The best place for you to get advice on this issue is www.4chan.org/pol/
>>4020 This is actually very solid advice sodomite OP. You need to repent and quit that gay shit. Especially if you had access to vagina. Wtf is wrong with you?
OP got FAGGED. Your friend sounds like a sex offender, should've known that before he FAGGED you. Better get your mind right and brush your teeth before you get FAGGED again.
>>4007 eh. who cares? thats your problem. jut remember to kill yourself if you start becoming a PROMISCUOUS fag or commit yourself to the asylum
> being a man that is literally attracted to suck dick & fertilize that what cant be fertilized > expect help on fucking 16chan, that can barely be found if you dont know about 8ch leave
>>4007 Is this like... fap fiction for you? Like, I'll take "shit that never happened" for 500, Alex. Sounds to me like you're a closet homo whose been having weird ass fuckin fantasies about your non-homo friend and you're desperate to "share" those fantasies with random strangers online. Get fucked dude. Seriously, go get fucked in the ass so you can stop being such a queer ass little fruitcake online. Like, you can be gay, but don't be a fuckin faggot about it. Nobody likes a faggot.
>>4128 >>4129 That is the best children's story ever told. Who wrote it?
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This is now the book thread.
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D: *internally screaming in horror*
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Now that I have permanently traumatized everyone...
These ones however are NOT Photoshops! D:
Today I present... Your Best Friend Robot & The Chamber Of Spectacular Death
They sure make a LOT of depressing children's books these days. D:
Faggot
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>>4007 >what the fuck do i do anons
>>4007 >>4134 Too bad I never shop on Amazon, or I'd balance out all those negative reviews. No doubt they're all written by butthurt homosexuals who can't accept the raw truth that book reveals.

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