>Standing with a crowd of people (mostly fat boomers in short shorts with cameras around their neck), waiting to go on a Caving Tour
>i immediately strip off all of my clothes and send a mighty dump down into the abyss
>And then some niggers came along.
>niggers look at me and get afraid because I am naked
> my pasty white skin is practically luminous in the cave
>this is weird because I'm black, or at least I was
>Tfw I realize that this is my chance to do some buckbreaking
>"Y'all ever been Buck broken before?" t. me
>"Oh shit" t. The niggers
>My footsteps echo off the cavern walls
>still naked, the disembodied nigger tongues follow my rectal scent
>I can feel them bearing down on me, like hellhounds on my trail
>Summoning my strength, I yell, "Turn in your job applications here" and dispel the spirits
>until I notice a single bigger tongue slowly slithering up my naked legs
>Suddenly, the walls shake, the ground cracks, stalactites fall from the ceiling. In the distance, I hear a deafening roar.
>turn around and try to run, but stumble over the disembodied tongue, crash on the ground so hard I split a tooth
>suddenly a figure appears from the shadows, with a massive nose and hands that rub menacingly.
>Before I can react the nigger tongue reaches my back and licks my anus
>shit was cash, and I, being totally spent, black out.
>I wake up, finding myself in a pitch black room
>want to move but to no avail; my wrists are held tight by slimy, pulsating protrudes
>terrified, I shout with all my might, calling for aid from my cat, Niggerman, as I feel my sanity slipping away
>then a skeleton popped out, and I have the horrifying thought that it may also be a nigger
>i woke up, it was all a dream.
>head hurts, wrists and ankles are bound, are I can hear some kind of busy clamor coupled with a gentle humming tune
>and then i look down to see a small figure, no bigger than two feet tall, stroking my penis.
>a gnome is stroking my penis. i shove my cock into it's mouth as punishment for stealing my pillows
>I remember reading about "gnome shaking" on /x/ and deftly cram the gnome into my anus, before violently twerking as it tries to tell me about travelocity or something.
>the gnome begins to travel up my digestive system, the movement causes me to have an anal prolapse
>Another gnome appears demand to know where her husband is
>after telling her what happened, she goes white, and whimpers that I'm the "harbinger", whatever that means
>The Men in Black flash their light thing and wipe my memory of the day's previous events
>wake up in bed with literal pain in the ass
>feels like I am forgetting something
>go onto /x/
>learn to astral project to recover memory