ok, it's pretty straight forward.
> download hardened gentoo with SELinux patches
> set up systemd
> download and configure git master from the tor project
> build it using the provided makefile
> set up the aliases and unit files to start tor when your computer starts
> configure interfaces, ports, and application settings carefully to ensure all traffic is routed through tor
> double check everything because you most likely fucked it up and will get vanned immediately
<I mean you could also download the tor browser bundle, start it up, and have it just werk and be properly configured like the kids on youtube do but I don't know why anyone would do that.
obviously all of this advice only applies to minecraft and I don't condone any illegal activities.