Just so you don't think I'm trying to appear cute, here is my strategy.
Let them eat concrete
Every day, the schoolyard bully hits a kid until he gives up his lunch. Nobody ever refuses. After a while the bully grows so confident in his power that he doesn't bother bringing his own lunch to school.
One day, he targets you. He hits you a few times to show his power over you, then he takes your lunchbox. Inside is a beautiful sweet-smelling cupcake, fresh from the oven. You do not react. He smirks at you and takes a huge bite.
You have hidden a large piece of concrete in the cupcake. As the bully cries out in pain, you knock him to the ground and smash him in the head with a piece of metal pipe that you had hidden in your shirtsleeve.
The bully is reeling. His worldview collapses.
You quietly retrieve your lunchbox. You stand over the bully and wait for him to regain his senses. He look at you in surprise. You ask him if he would like another cupcake.
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