>its one jews cant celebrate
Indeed, it is intended to be about the birth of Christ, but it has instead been subverted into a time where we think of things that we might want, but don't really need. They cannot celebrate it the correct way, so they feel the need to celebrate it in the jewish way, by swindling the goyim through capitalism. Not only do they get more shekels, they stop people from celebrating Christ.
>unironically using the phrase "anti-semitism"
I have been saving the following copypasta for a thread just like this:
Online at IronMarch
Liked Christmas a lot…
But the JewGrinch,
Who lived over at JIDF far from IronMarch,
The JewGrinch hated Christmas! The whole Fascist season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his jewnose brought him nothing but blight.
It could be, perhaps, that his shekels were stolen outright.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his ginger ass simply didn't have a soul.
Whatever the reason,
His soul or his nose,
He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Fascists,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, Jewish frown
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every Fascist over at IronMarch forum
Was busy now, setting up a Christmas decorum.
"And they're hanging their stockings!" he snarled with a sneer.
"Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his jewgrinch fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find a way to keep Christmas from coming!"
For, tomorrow, he knew…
…All the Fascist girls and boys
Would wake up bright and early. They'd rush for their toys!
And then! Oh, the holocaust! Oh, the holocaust! Holocaust! Holocaust! Holocaust!
That's one thing he hated! The HOLOCAUST! HOLOCAUST! HOLOCAUST! HOLOCAUST!
Then the Fascists, young and old, would start the day of the rope.
And they'd make nooses! And they'd hang jews!
And then they'd FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!
They would start gassing jews, six million to start with at least
Which was something the JewGrinch couldn't stand in the least!
They'd do something he liked least of all!
Every Fascist over at IronMarch, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing.
They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the Fascists would start singing!
They'd sing! And they'd sing!
AND they'd SING! SING! SING! SING!
And the more the JewGrinch thought of their Horst Wessel Song
The more the JewGrinch thought, "I must stop this, it's morally wrong!
"Why in 1938 we've put up with it once!
I MUST stop Christmas from coming!
Whoever disagrees is a dunce!"
Then he got an idea!
A jewish idea!
GOT AN, JEWISH IDEA!
"I know just what to do!" The JewGrinch Laughed in his throat.
And he made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, "Such a classic jewish trick!
"With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nick!"
"All I need is a reindeer…"
The JewGrinch looked around.
But since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old JewGrinch…?
No! The JewGrinch simply said,
"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"
So he called his niggerslave Tom. Then he took some red thread
And he tied a big horn on top of his head.