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Welcome to ROBOT9001! 663 Board owner 09/09/2019 (Mon) 21:39:42 No. 2 [Reply]
Welcome to /r9k/ - 16chan's ROBOT9001 Board.

This board is dedicated to the discussion of virginity, inceldom, and magic.

Please check the global rules and board rules before posting:

Incel: short for involuntariy celibate
KV: short for kissless virgin, someone who has never kissed a girl
KHV: short for kissless hugless virgin, someone who has never kissed or hugged a girl
Apprentice Wizard: a human male virgin who is at least 20 years old and lacks the will (or capacity) to lose his virginity
Wizard: a virgin who is at least 30 years of age
Hikki: short for hikikomori; a socially withdrawn recluse who rarely leaves his house
Succubus: a female human
Normalfag: people who generally lead normal lives and have a social life, its connotation varies widely between users; aliases include "normie" or "normal"

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Anonymous 12/30/2019 (Mon) 07:59:24 No. 702 [Reply] [Last]
30 year old virgin here. It's been over 10 years since anyone asked me if I ever had sex. How does anyone know you're a virgin if you don't tell them? I mean, you don't go around calling yourself a virgin, or even worse, an incel, do you? And it's not like you are a fatso who wears a trenchcoat with a fedora and neckbeard. Right?
>>702 Glownigger post. Nice try, FBI.

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Anonymous 10/01/2019 (Tue) 20:30:47 No. 286 [Reply]
>uni starts again
>kinda alright with it
>first day
>see lab partner
>casual small talk as best as I can
>"So when are we going to sign up for this semesters lab course?"
>"Im already signed in"
>confused af
>"Im not gonna do lab with you, Ill do it with stacy this semester"
>actual literal mental breakdown ensues
>left with no lab partner
>late for inscribtion and therefore shitty lab hours with random guy
>left with no person on campus I like

Why, fellow robots, why? This is bullshit, what kind of tomfuckery is this supposed to be?? I was relying on this guy and now I have to do lab with some random dude, and chances are, that Im going to fail this class now. I single handedly carried my lab parnter through the first lab last semester, I helped him out all the time. He didnt say anything to me, he just signed up with a random girl who prolly sucks his dick for writing the lab protocols. Fuck this shit, Im actually tilted af. I thought atleast STEM guys were alright, but even those are pathetic faggots who would do anything for some old and used hole. Fuck this guy. Get intimate with a semi truck, J.
You're not going to fail the class. Stop caring so much about some random faggot. You said you carried him through the class anyways, that means you do without him much better than he can do without you. And maybe your new partner is better.
>>293 Chad mentality. Fuck the freeloaders. Youve been through worse.

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Anonymous 09/24/2019 (Tue) 07:39:38 No. 172 [Reply] [Last]
>job interview for apprenticeship (pretty much for cunts straight outta high school)
>he asks my age
>say i'm over 21 (i'm 32 but look a decade younger. pissed away a whole decade doing fucking nothing)
>"so you're 21?"
>reply: yes
>what you do in your spare time?
>by yourself?
>with friends also?
>yes (lie)
i'm never making it out of a factory
i'm never going to make it
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Dont be a bitch and finish what you started!
You may change your course based on new information.
You may choose a new profession and apprenticeship.
But never quit your goals!

Never get married!
For sex follow the Tom Leykis rules and learn MGTOW philosophy!

Everything has its price. pay it. Or choose not to pay it.
Even through those laws, it¡s disgusting, why would anyone ever try to share pleasures with such a threatening creature?
Tell the truth. Stop thinking that you must run away from yourself.
>>195 W E L D
>>500 Nice numbers, mister. What I usually do is return a question to them. >You do this activity? <yes >sociably of course? <no, why? A normalfag usually cannot comprehend that some activities don't have to involve other people, has BSOD and GTFOs.

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Anonymous 09/20/2019 (Fri) 14:09:29 No. 86 [Reply] [Last]
Why are western men so weak and feminised? What went wrong? You had everything going well, and just randomly decided to fuck it up
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Ba pulă ce naiba ai zis de limba mea? Vreau să-ți spun că am absolvit primul la mine în clasă la focile albastre și că am fist implicat în numeroase atacuri secrete asupra PSD-ului, și că am omorât peste 300 de politicieni. Sunt proficient în luptele cu gorile și sunt celai bun lunetist din întreaga armată Română
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Truly an Alpha Male posting anonymously to the internet, calling others "Soyboys."
Men arent valued at all. They are all suckers for women
>>714 I'm certainly not. They will be suckers for me or nothing at all.
>>548 To be fair tho there is a lot of harmful chemicals all around us as a result of modernisation.

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Anonymous 09/20/2019 (Fri) 13:39:23 No. 74 [Reply] [Last]
All /transgirls/ welcome on this site!
Low quality content. Back to quarterchan.
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Trannies are such dumb weak losers they don't know muslims or kangz would curbstomp them if they saw there disgusting visage, loser weak male cucks
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>>387 why is it that everything is always worse than you think it is when you look deeper? this whole world is rotten wherever you look. Shit's fucked.
>>424 Based.

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Merry Christmas Anonymous 12/25/2019 (Wed) 17:02:42 No. 693 [Reply] [Last]
I hope all you anons are having a comfy Christmas.
>>693 Merry Christmas, Anon.
>>693 I wish I had seen this when I was blue during Christmas. Hope everyone had a good one

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Mens choices in life Anonymous 01/13/2020 (Mon) 08:40:20 No. 711 [Reply] [Last]
1. You work 4x as much as Lisa Su to make 10x less 2. Kill self 3.Become a beta Belle Delphine style egirl worship 4. Rot and hope to god something gets fixed
Oh I forgot 5. Become a tranny
>>711 Asians have the smallest genitals

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General Feels thread Anonymous 10/05/2019 (Sat) 06:55:43 No. 316 [Reply] [Last]
Let's sit down and type the most feels story here

or dump some whatever that makes you tear up
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>>630 >applying the label https://sunnah.com/tirmidhi/40/36 >disagreements Take the sufi perspective, for they seem to be the few which ideologues didn't rejected the whole past legacy of original arabians and ottomans.
>>635 >respect >common enemy My pleasure, comrades. ^^ But this religion is already messed up thanks to (((sages))) and (((ulama))) mixed with the mindset of some populations... If some you were to infiltrate, then just know, you don't need to be an innovator, for it is a sect whose fatwas rejected the very foundations and roots of the old islam what you are now encountering. >>636 There is time for everything... >>639 Lets see >wahabi raging n00bs calling theirselves "salafi" and messing around the whole globe >handchopping the thief is true

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>>635 >picking detail, empathy, greeting And upon thee.
>>637 Saw a thread on cuckchan advertising this place. It's so horrible there it's unbelievable. /r9k/ is full of faggots and roasties, and /b/ is non stop degenerate porn as is /gif/. /pol/ is full of shills.
>>637 8chan (RIP)/8kun (aka cripplechan). 4cuck r9k is mostly trash unfortunately.

roasties going insane Anonymous 10/31/2019 (Thu) 18:52:00 No. 516 [Reply] [Last]
white women are going insane watching how so many white MEN are going for asian women, or just going MGTOW and boycotting marriage. God, it feels good. I feed off the butthurt of roasties. All these "why won't men man up and marry us" types of articles nowadays. Seeing roasties butthurt is amazing.
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reddit continues to be reddit
>>516 >white MEN are going for asian women >going MGTOW >boycotting marriage you retards are the equivalent of either spoiled brats (throwing away your heritage out of the window) or feminists (not reproducing). And here I am with my blond nordic waifu who wants to be pregnant and barefoot ASAP. ROASTIES ARE DUMB BITCHES THAT NEED TO BE DICKED DOWN BY ALL THE MEN OF THEIR TOWN LIKE THE CUM DUMPSTERS THEY ARE BUT ALL INCELS DO BY NOT BREEDING IS CONTRIBUTE TO WHITE GENOCIDE.
>>701 >Muh heritage Tell me the names of all of your great great grandparents. All 16 of 'em. Let's see just how much of their legacy you make live on.
>>704 >tell fagnon my entire lineage no. also, their heritage is in my veins.
>>701 >Their town Only if it's an ethnically and culturally homogenous town. Maybe then their sluttiness is ok. But only because it cant be changed. Women are whores by nature.


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