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Welcome to ROBOT9001! 663 Board owner 09/09/2019 (Mon) 21:39:42 No. 2 [Reply]
Welcome to /r9k/ - 16chan's ROBOT9001 Board.

This board is dedicated to the discussion of virginity, inceldom, and magic.

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Terminology
Incel: short for involuntariy celibate
KV: short for kissless virgin, someone who has never kissed a girl
KHV: short for kissless hugless virgin, someone who has never kissed or hugged a girl
Apprentice Wizard: a human male virgin who is at least 20 years old and lacks the will (or capacity) to lose his virginity
Wizard: a virgin who is at least 30 years of age
Hikki: short for hikikomori; a socially withdrawn recluse who rarely leaves his house
Succubus: a female human
Normalfag: people who generally lead normal lives and have a social life, its connotation varies widely between users; aliases include "normie" or "normal"

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Anonymous 05/23/2020 (Sat) 03:14:31 No. 1102 [Reply] [Last]
We live in a society where people love giving each other money.

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Anonymous 05/17/2020 (Sun) 22:29:33 No. 1044 [Reply] [Last]
>things you wouldn't say on wizchan I am a 30 year old virgin who kissed a girl. I am the only male in my family and would like to have children, but I never see that happening. I earn nothing. I have one chad friend younger than me who is only friends with me because I am white and have well-off parents.
>>1044 I've slept with over 100 girls
>>1046 Yeah I've slept with 4. And by sleeping I mean by literally sleeping in their bed and not having sex.
>>1044 Traps aren't gay.

Join the /robowaifu/ Revolution Anonymous 05/08/2020 (Fri) 21:50:28 No. 1085 [Reply] [Last]
Let's face it anon, modern women just aren't worth it. Feminism and modernity have made relationships into nightmare for men, but we have a solution. Our multidisciplinary team of robowaifu technicians is working tirelessly to make robot wives into a reality. Join us in our charge to build and design the women of the future. Join us at julay.world/robowaifu
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>>1085 >Feminism and modernity have made relationships into nightmare for men You know not all woman are feminists right? In fact it's pretty easy to avoid them. >>1087 Based anti bump.
>>1094 The reproduction part will be the hardest.
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>>1087 >Fuck your gay weebo shit doesnt deserve a bump sage
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>>1085 Honestly, let's just join the transhumanist revolution.
>>1096 I'm inclined to agree with you. I think many of our guys waaaay under-estimate the overwhelming complexity facing researchers working on artificial human gestation. Our robotics and even our AI systems are coming along nicely and should be quite doable in a reasonable timeframe. Artificial wombs however, I'm fairly skeptical about. OTOH, there are many forces besides ours that want to see them. Even the feminists do haha.

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Anonymous 05/14/2020 (Thu) 17:28:26 No. 1032 [Reply] [Last]
I'm gonna make it we are all gonna make it
>>1032 Thanks anon
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Yes we will. Hail victory
>>1032 Bump because this place is full of hopelessness. Some of our fellow robots need to stop giving up on themselves.
>>1032 I don't care, I hope I die soon.

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nowhere to go Anonymous 02/09/2020 (Sun) 12:49:07 No. 742 [Reply] [Last]
>4chan range bans and is full of idiot zoomers and normalfaggots >8chan is dead because 8kun didn't revive boards >reddit is awful >nowhere else to go >even rabbit died >no other site being as active as rabbit >have no social life and Internet doesn't allow for it either >health is poor >don't want to be on anymore meds so can finally be in woods reading books >can't read books with normalfaggots around me >try to vent on 8kun and reddit anyway and find imageboards >8kun prunes random thread, is dead, and reddit is FULL of mod abuse, imageboards are dead too like 8kun >plan to become serial killer using counterfeit money or something eventually at this point so can buy weed from obnoxious niggers all because normalfaggot-net won't let me be myself and doctor can't fix simple health problems >wounds won't heal >blood pressure jumps to 150/90 easily >always hypertensive >dieting despite this and on meds that always take

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>>742 -Alcaline/keto diet for life. -Leaving gluten for it is the key to worsen schizostatuses. -Fasting periods every 1'5 months helped with honey with water to remove crap from heart and brain (it will take long, those bpm) -Meds must be left slowly otherwise they could cause tough issues. -All meds are poison, it's norm medicine. -Leave salted things, leave bread, corn and white cereals asap. Read "Grain brain" too. -Try living in a perpetual state of intermitent fasting. Eating only within a narrow lapse of time, 3 time or 2 times day, whatever needed. -Every robot should make himself a master of holotropic breathwork so one may have to ever pay again for this remedy, using it as many time as needed so it gets effects beyond wondered. Normalfags despise these methods, they will cast you into meds.
>>795 This what could cause some wonders into a robot mind. It must be used more than once, to feel deep results... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COTJ8G862jc But the ones who detent these remedies will take a high prize for allowing you to access their assistance, therefore, their knowledge must be quickly pirated. For perpetual consolation and help of every tortured mind who steps here inside to meet his equals. Delve into.
>>795 this, stay away from grains. >>742 >always hypertensive eat more greens, less salty foods/no fast food >want to damage the rigged games due to peace not being an option me too
>>742 The saddest part of this post is that you are fat
>>742 There is no fate but what we make

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Finding Catgirls Anonymous 10/06/2019 (Sun) 15:24:11 No. 1048 [Reply] [Last]
Where do I find a catgirl around the East Coast of the USA I can court?
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>>1048 FOXGIRLS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CATGIRLS
You don't want a cat girl my man.

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Dumb piece of shit Anonymous 10/21/2019 (Mon) 09:42:28 No. 438 [Reply] [Last]
Anyone feel this frustration and anger amongst themselves? Almost like if everything you've done in the past was your fault and it would've been better if you were not born?

Sometimes the anger I feel is vented out on to my parents. I feel like they've never done enough on their part to ensure my survival. Whilst some of those other kids were being mentored and provided proper resources, I was fed lies about how great i was compared to the others.

My father knew a lot about history, physics, maths and psychology. But instead of transferring this knowledge to me, he boasts instead of how intelligent he and how good i have it that i have him as a father, Yet however he wonders how I'm not up to par, how I'm lacking in any knowledge or logical thinking. Even if he is fully aware of the incompetence of the educational system, he still blames me.

God I feel so inferior compared to my peers, my writing is not up to my par, nor is my social communication and my thinking is complete trite.

Anyways, I don't know what I should do with myself. everything just seems like it is falling apart and there is no way to redeem myself. Fuck me.
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>>438
> The thought of suicide is a great consolation: by means of it one gets through many a dark night.
- Nietzsche

Look at the bright side. At least you can thank the gods that you weren't born as a cripple, nigger, woman, or kike!
Try checking out the Self Improvement thread over at /pol/, may help you.
>>438 He is a retard for not paying you the knowledge and you are a retard for not getting it. The transference of values and meaning is at home, academia doesn't do shit for values.
no now im just starting to blame the jews for my worthless college education, 9/11 causing mass fear in society, the 2008 finacial crisis causing me to never afford my own home, leading to my drug addiction and depression as a result
>>438 stop jerking off for 3 months you'll feel different
>>438 Do your best to be your best. Eventually, you will probably not be the best but you'll be pretty damn great.

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Anonymous 10/03/2019 (Thu) 18:55:10 No. 309 [Reply] [Last]
>tfw when got uploaded to "r/niceguys"
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>>309
Just don't go to r*ddit. It's that easy you fucking faggot.
>>328
Spot on.
>>309 I immediately leave that person. Since long ago I've been feeling that going after women is denigrating thyself...
something tells me robots need this thread. I therefore offer my bumping services
>>309 Link us to it. Maybe there is a lesson to be learned here for all of us.

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