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Welcome to ROBOT9001! 663 Board owner 09/09/2019 (Mon) 21:39:42 No. 2 [Reply]
Welcome to /r9k/ - 16chan's ROBOT9001 Board.

This board is dedicated to the discussion of virginity, inceldom, and magic.

Please check the global rules and board rules before posting:

Incel: short for involuntariy celibate
KV: short for kissless virgin, someone who has never kissed a girl
KHV: short for kissless hugless virgin, someone who has never kissed or hugged a girl
Apprentice Wizard: a human male virgin who is at least 20 years old and lacks the will (or capacity) to lose his virginity
Wizard: a virgin who is at least 30 years of age
Hikki: short for hikikomori; a socially withdrawn recluse who rarely leaves his house
Succubus: a female human
Normalfag: people who generally lead normal lives and have a social life, its connotation varies widely between users; aliases include "normie" or "normal"

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Anonymous 10/22/2019 (Tue) 21:56:21 No. 454 [Reply]
We are reaching the first 1000.
yeah, thats pretty nice. This place feels much more comfy than some other chans. Feels like you know most of the anons here, which is why I keep coming back every day to see what you guys are up to.
That's good. Keep posting faggots
>>454 Do you still fear a normalfag invasion if these places become too famous?

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/agatha2/ General Anonymous 12/07/2019 (Sat) 02:11:47 No. 641 [Reply] [Last]
8chan /agatha2/ refugee's welcome! Post your rare Aggies or anything Agatha related.
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>>641 What's so special about her?

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Anonymous 12/07/2019 (Sat) 14:29:17 No. 644 [Reply] [Last]
https://16chan.xyz/pol/res/17065.html LIVE: Yellow Vests protesters join strike in Paris https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi1dpUl9buQ Yellow Vests protesters march in Paris https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MldSUAByjuA Protesting again live right now. Get in here, lads. Post red pills in the live chats.
Do you mean things like this or what? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx5Sc3vWefE (canadian girl about banks) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq8rv3MnCC0 (jewish usury and global enslavement)

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Anonymous 09/14/2019 (Sat) 07:48:35 No. 17 [Reply] [Last]
nice, no trannies. also r9k is for comfy boys only, no faggots please
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Based. Itll be comfy till all the trannys start screaming there trans on an anonymous image board
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I do miss the occasial gore threadS.

t.straight comfy male
>>21 As long as you don't become a tranny
comfy for now
>>17 >abominations lurking around Never mind, anon. Just let them watch and get roasted. They may leave then, or stay inside long enough to live forever triggered...

Anonymous 09/15/2019 (Sun) 20:13:58 No. 27 [Reply] [Last]
>tfw 8/r9k/ is the only refuge on the internet I could find any joy in, and now it is gone
>tfw all /r9k/-alts are only marginally better than 4/r9k/
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Have a (You) 4chan Burger King Avatar Nigger.
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4chan has become a fucking nightmare, the same repetitive garbage reposted over and over, it's fucking sad. all the effort, all of the great threads, all the anons in the world. but some lame assholes decided to ruin that too, Hopefully 4chan dies and it left to rest in peace, fucking faggots and they're raiding ruined the entire goddamn website.
>>557 Imageboard could also have twin forums, where the same content is reproduced...
>>557 that pic looks like a beksinski painting. he was a great guy and i hate how the only time i see his shit shared is that creatura/amerimutt/whatever edit of one of his paintings.
>>88 >Heil'd

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/Sleep/ general Anonymous 10/28/2019 (Mon) 09:52:35 No. 482 [Reply]
How well do you sleep anon?
I find myself slipping off the deep end when it comes to sleep. Every night the time I fall asleep ticks forward one hour. It has gotten to the point where I fall asleep at noon and awaken at midnight.
Any advice for I or other sleep deprived anons? All discussion on sleep is welcome.
>no sleep

Taking natural stimulants may help: garlic, pepper... Green tea, the best.
Actively relax your muscles. Go through each muse group and especially the shoulders mentally. Also stay away from light and media a couple of hours before going to bed.
>>482 You may call me a weeb but I recently got into JoJo and one of the villains has a quote: >I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning I recently started doing this and I can say that it works really well. And I'm dead serious when I say I do 20 minutes of stretching. Usually I eat around 9:30 then I browse the chans some more and then I have a shower and brush my teeth. From 10:20 to 10:40 I'm usually stretching and then I have a glass of warm milk. By 10:55 I'm usually in bed and sleep until 7. Also I make sure there is absolutely no light or nothing to disturb me while sleeping. I started doing this about a month ago and it's been going really well for me. I feel more energetic during the day and I wake up easier. Some tips I can give: >eat dinner at least 20 minutes before you go to sleep >avoid screens (phone,PC,TV,...) before going to sleep >have a regular sleep cycle(i.e. go to sleep and wake up at the same hour every day or you'll feel tired) >don't drink before sleeping >don't smoke before sleeping >make sure you follow your natural sleep patterns(i.e. sleep only when it is dark)
>>482 I have been feeling this way for awhile but with a little more problems. It feels like during the day im walking through a fog and everything feels Mort due to my sleeping habits lately. I want to have more energy in the day like what you said. But I will follow the advice to what this anon said to see if I can fix my sleep cycle again. >>628 If you guys have extra tips to say to me in my situation to what I said before then im up for it to get over this problem I have.
>>628 I can definitely see why a robot would sympathize with Kira Yoshikage.

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General Feels thread Anonymous 10/05/2019 (Sat) 06:55:43 No. 316 [Reply] [Last]
Let's sit down and type the most feels story here

or dump some whatever that makes you tear up
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>>316 webm https://16chan.xyz/.media/a31f66db0fc77778793dc9f2bbaf60d7-videomp4.mp4 >>626 /pol/ack here, and one of the few that believes we should work together against a common enemy. As an atheist, I respect you right to religion, however can not support it any more than I support christcucks with skyjews or pagans with their fairies. Religions while serving some good ideals, like that of some of jesus' or mohamed's teachings, are simply an invention of men to explain the unknown and to use as a means of control of lesser men. As-salamu alaykum, based sandnigger
Where did you robots come from? I am looking for my robotic brethren that scattered during the exodus
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>>316 >be me >9 years old >dad takes me to some doctor that deals with genetics >tells me I will grow to about 185-195 >7 years later >is 170 and dad takes me to doctor again to check up on me >get an x-ray >growth plates closed >can't grow anymore >can't take hormones to grow >10 cm (4 inches) under average >stuck here for the rest of my life >mfw
>>626 I'm an arab muslim therefore you're a brother, you're a brother to all other muslims too. What made you feel that hate? Also, salafism isn't growing at all within muslims, most of us are aware of the modern misinterpretations of Quran justifying the bloody acts of you know who. On a side note, I too used to hate Islam but as I grew up and made my own research I realised how true Islam is. The majority aren't applying any of Islam's rules and are 'misinterpreting'(ignoring/avoiding actually) a lot. Ignorance and religion alongside propaganda is a deadly tool.

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Women Love Thread Anonymous 09/20/2019 (Fri) 13:39:12 No. 73 [Reply] [Last]
Just a thread for appreciating cute girls
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What a bunch of thirsty beta fags we have here.
Grown women, as a rule, are fucking disgusting - far from cute. By the age of twelve at the latest, most women have already decided to become prostitutes.
They only see men as useful idiots to use as slaves for the production of material shit. Slaves that they can weaponize their vaginas and their unbound privilege against with no capacity for guilt or remorse.
fuck bitches
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>women are disgusting
we know
currently the only source of aryan supermen though
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>currently the only source of aryan supermen though

The birth rate for white women is far below replacement level so technically women are not having aryan supermen and are thus the cause of his extinction.
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>>73 I love raping them, does that count?

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anti virgin ama Anonymous 10/02/2019 (Wed) 16:34:05 No. 295 [Reply]
kissed a girl in first grade and fucked my brother ama virgins
Good for you nigger
>>295 Keep doing till you get better at it but don't get pregnant. And it's you are a boy then you are faggot.
based af
>>295 >kissed a girl >fucked brother wtf


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