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Anonymous 12/15/2019 (Sun) 05:48:20 No. 662 [Reply] [Last]
I’m going to see my oneitis on Monday. It’s been a year and a half since we last saw each other, I’ll probably greentext it at some point. just kill me
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I need to ship something back to the manufacturer and I still need to make that Amazon return. Hopefully she won’t be working, but hopefully she will.
>>663 I feel bad for you Anon but I also followed desires due to oneitis just like you and let me tell you, it will always lead you to humiliating situations
>>663 Never allow a succubus to get such place in your mind! You failed since the very moment you asked her... You kneeled down to her. >we talk a little, she remembers me I pity the guys who give a serious crp about those things... >I’ve gotta ask her out or something Fail. She must come or you may not give a damn about her >I start picking everything up, I dare not turn around, I know she’s looking at me, just fucking kill me Why? Enjoy the task, man. Your mind is crazed with normalfag poison.

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>>663 >are you doing anything this weekend? That sounds controlling inside her head. Just invite her to do something, and let her say whatever she may say. If she replies with "muh boyfriend" well.. you were not telling her to marry you! >HER: ”it’s my birthday weekend” >YOU: fuck That was completely self-sabotage towards yourself, and peak unpolite. You could have just said "I don't celebrate those things..." just telling away things about you, as if she cared... then remain silent. (You are with this, giving her a chance to try to make value more such parties, inviting you, then you refuse and she will feel she's still has something to do about you) > can I have your phone? No, no, no! you just give yours to her, discretely and without asking. Like they do!!! >do some basic “get to know me” games

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>>663 I've been there, except the oneitis was my fiance and he left me to die. Literally. Stuffed my face with hot chocolate for half a year afterwards, managed to not kill myself, somehow moved on by focusing on a million distractions, started enjoying myself alone by spoiling myself. You can fly solo and enjoy it.

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Anon_says Anon 03/01/2020 (Sun) 09:53:09 No. 840 [Reply] [Last]
>be me >lose virginity fucking a german with zero personality >dump her >get back together >mfw she's then my history teacher >changes college course to political science >russian teacher eyes me on first day >ohgodnotagain.jpeg >actually end up fucking >she's a feminist

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Anonymous 09/09/2019 (Mon) 23:36:06 No. 3 [Reply] [Last]
>tfw no gf
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>>423
we all know that feel
>>101
Eat less (once or twice a day, within the most close schedule possible.
Cold showers.
Deep breathwork.
Sport.

You must first have a strategy against such Fel energies.
>>136
My greetings. May God make your blessings contagious
>>3 If you are in need of emotional energy a gf is the solution but emotional energy is overrated. Sex with escorts do the physical part.
>>599 >lies above more lies

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Antagonism Anonymous 02/26/2020 (Wed) 10:08:15 No. 828 [Reply] [Last]
I have a quest for you all, playable characters. >go towards some succubus video where these singers are just mixing their porn with their songs, ex: "Becky G - Me gustan mayores" >open a comment >write some sentence like the next one: "When you are an attention-needy useless parasite without any fear or shame about it because every man around you is a babbling zombie onanist" >write these sentences in Taco in case that most comments were also in that language >be discreet with your profile if you feel this could generate some heightened reactions >be sure your comment has been attached and remains visible >expect for comments and reactions >come back here and report

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Mens choices in life Anonymous 01/13/2020 (Mon) 08:40:20 No. 711 [Reply] [Last]
1. You work 4x as much as Lisa Su to make 10x less 2. Kill self 3.Become a beta Belle Delphine style egirl worship 4. Rot and hope to god something gets fixed
Oh I forgot 5. Become a tranny
>>711 Asians have the smallest genitals
>>711 God be praised at every circumstances

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r9k jokes Anonymous 02/24/2020 (Mon) 19:06:14 No. 821 [Reply] [Last]
How can you actually make memes or jokes about the virgin's ride and it's systems of perception? I happen to never come across not a single one

A shitpost from 4chan AnonInfinity 09/27/2019 (Fri) 03:12:43 No. 237 [Reply] [Last]
I'm sorry for posting something so stupid here
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Let’s do what they did with nigger and start calling each other incas
>>329 yo inca
>>774 my incanigger
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That was a stupid shitpost and so are you.

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Merry Christmas Anonymous 12/25/2019 (Wed) 17:02:42 No. 693 [Reply] [Last]
I hope all you anons are having a comfy Christmas.
>>693 Merry Christmas, Anon.
>>693 I wish I had seen this when I was blue during Christmas. Hope everyone had a good one
>>693 Thank you kind anon.

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Anonymous 09/14/2019 (Sat) 07:48:35 No. 17 [Reply] [Last]
nice, no trannies. also r9k is for comfy boys only, no faggots please
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>>21 can confirm am faggot here too lurking in str8 robot board. i have no where else, ill be staying here now. thanks.
>>26 This shit was absolutely real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iId00EavFQY
>>17 >faggots Faggots need their own board. Preferably in an oven.
I am german and I agree
>>17 genderqueer genderqueer genderQUEEER i enjoy being HEEERE op is the true 100% faggot

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Anonymous 09/24/2019 (Tue) 07:39:38 No. 172 [Reply] [Last]
>job interview for apprenticeship (pretty much for cunts straight outta high school)
>he asks my age
>say i'm over 21 (i'm 32 but look a decade younger. pissed away a whole decade doing fucking nothing)
>"so you're 21?"
>reply: yes
>what you do in your spare time?
>camping
>by yourself?
>yes
>with friends also?
>yes (lie)
i'm never making it out of a factory
i'm never going to make it
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>>361
Tell the truth. Stop thinking that you must run away from yourself.
>>195 W E L D
>>500 Nice numbers, mister. What I usually do is return a question to them. >You do this activity? <yes >sociably of course? <no, why? A normalfag usually cannot comprehend that some activities don't have to involve other people, has BSOD and GTFOs.
>>172 >pissed away a whole decade doing fucking nothing This is what is happening to me right now and I'm scared shitless of ending up like you.
>>172 To me, such dialogue seems like the old f*g has already smelled you. so, don't hide. Try always different strategies, at least you'll end up not feeling like you sold yourself.

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