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Anonymous 12/30/2019 (Mon) 07:59:24 No. 702 [Reply] [Last]
30 year old virgin here. It's been over 10 years since anyone asked me if I ever had sex. How does anyone know you're a virgin if you don't tell them? I mean, you don't go around calling yourself a virgin, or even worse, an incel, do you? And it's not like you are a fatso who wears a trenchcoat with a fedora and neckbeard. Right?
>>702 Glownigger post. Nice try, FBI.
>>702 Hey asshole I wear a trench coat. So fuck off.

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Anonymous 10/22/2019 (Tue) 04:29:56 No. 448 [Reply] [Last]
Is it possible to survive entirely off of non-gay products. To survive entirely off of products from companies who have not turned to gay advertising?
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Wans't it clear already that it is just gays who do not ever like theirselves?

It was long ago diagnosed but their lobbies censored the psychiatrists coz of muh hate speech

It was proven that their behaviour is just a neurotic symptom from some bigger issue inside them
>>518
>delusional roasted gay pretensions

I sometimes pity them, till I just remember how insidious they are inside...
>>508

At least they admit that is something undesirable to be charged with in this life.

Acceptance is always a nice start.
>>449 Kill yourself faggot.
>>523 as if anyone truly likes themselves

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Anonymous 10/01/2019 (Tue) 20:30:47 No. 286 [Reply]
>uni starts again
>kinda alright with it
>first day
>see lab partner
>casual small talk as best as I can
>"So when are we going to sign up for this semesters lab course?"
>"Im already signed in"
>confused af
>"Im not gonna do lab with you, Ill do it with stacy this semester"
>actual literal mental breakdown ensues
>left with no lab partner
>late for inscribtion and therefore shitty lab hours with random guy
>left with no person on campus I like

Why, fellow robots, why? This is bullshit, what kind of tomfuckery is this supposed to be?? I was relying on this guy and now I have to do lab with some random dude, and chances are, that Im going to fail this class now. I single handedly carried my lab parnter through the first lab last semester, I helped him out all the time. He didnt say anything to me, he just signed up with a random girl who prolly sucks his dick for writing the lab protocols. Fuck this shit, Im actually tilted af. I thought atleast STEM guys were alright, but even those are pathetic faggots who would do anything for some old and used hole. Fuck this guy. Get intimate with a semi truck, J.
You're not going to fail the class. Stop caring so much about some random faggot. You said you carried him through the class anyways, that means you do without him much better than he can do without you. And maybe your new partner is better.
>>293 Chad mentality. Fuck the freeloaders. Youve been through worse.

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Diapers. Anonymous 10/09/2019 (Wed) 17:52:47 No. 341 [Reply] [Last]
wat.
No Diaper-thread?

Let me fix that.
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>>341
This is the vid i posted on 8ch abdl board and I would never imagine in my mind that someone would post it here, on this place. You made me laugh. Congrats
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Pedophiles
>>379 Faggots

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Anonymous 11/09/2019 (Sat) 16:57:41 No. 541 [Reply]
Thick Asuka.
>>541
Shit Thread, go kill yourself nigger
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Anonymous 12/07/2019 (Sat) 14:29:17 No. 644 [Reply] [Last]
https://16chan.xyz/pol/res/17065.html LIVE: Yellow Vests protesters join strike in Paris https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi1dpUl9buQ Yellow Vests protesters march in Paris https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MldSUAByjuA Protesting again live right now. Get in here, lads. Post red pills in the live chats.
Do you mean things like this or what? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx5Sc3vWefE (canadian girl about banks) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq8rv3MnCC0 (jewish usury and global enslavement)

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Anonymous 09/21/2019 (Sat) 18:10:05 No. 129 [Reply] [Last]
any robots here programming?
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>>132
do you hang out on any irc channels?
>>131

Find some manual task that can be automated and figure out how to code and and make front-end for it. Study functional programming and the the Gang of Four design patterns.

I'm learning how to use monads with asyc/await in Javascript right now in a graphQL based app that I'm making and it's a lot of fun. I'll probably make a React front-end for it when I'm done with the business logic.
I programmed a computer virus that hypnotises them into becoming autistic so that i can increase the influence of the asperger gang
>>129
I wrote a chatbot with in Python once, using tensorflow. Othe than that, only for uni related stuff, so mostly programms that solve math problems with huge sets of data (in Matlab).
>>129 Recently began learning Java. But I'm too autistic too understand.

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faggots Anonymous 10/03/2019 (Thu) 13:25:30 No. 306 [Reply]
Kill yourselves
>>306
Nah, death is always a guarantee

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Anonymous 09/29/2019 (Sun) 06:27:23 No. 253 [Reply] [Last]
henlo frens how are you today?
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>>582
the way i've experienced it, i don't enjoy the company of
most people i've been around. lots of women are trash,
but so are lots of men. sometimes women are more
receptive to commitment and monogamy than men. i
wouldn't exist if that was untrue
>>584
Women will only stay committed for as long as a man is meeting their fleeting emotional whims and financial needs. Men will stay committed as long as woman is submissive and meeting his sexual and domestic needs.

Personally I say fuck off to "friendship" and all relationships - they're superficial at best. I spend most of my days alone with my thoughts and I wouldn't have it any other way. I expect and want nothing from no one nor does anyone of me unless I'm to be paid for a work product.

> "I’m not To be found. I’m fully occupied elsewhere. If you wish to find me I shall be in my study. You can knock, but I shall give you no reply. I wish to be alone with my convictions. Good night."
–The Lady’s not for Burning, Christopher Fry
>>591
in my case, the man got his one night stand and didn't want to take responsibility past offering to pay for the abortion. my mom wasn't exactly a stellar parent either, but it's not right to take a person who wants a serious relationship and reduce their identity to a warm and wet hole. she definitely didn't need his money.
i can count the amount of meaningful relationships i've had on one hand. they can be more than superficial, but it's a good rule i suppose. if you expect nothing, you can't be let down.
>>592
The problem is that thanks to (((feminism))), the resulting destruction of the family through degenerate propaganda media and (((porn))). We have shifted from an European K-selection strategy to a niggerized R-selection society where women are told that its great to spend their prime child-bearing years being whores competing for the top 20% of eligible males. They are not instilled with the concept that once they lose their virginity their ability to pair-bond goes to shit and their value to a prospective life-long partner does the same.
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I am fed with the captchas in 4chan. Gonna post her from now on.

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Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 01:33:59 No. 216 [Reply]
don't go to the afl grand final parade tomorrow
'Epic' threats go back to 4chan
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>>216
Nothing is goin to happen!
>>216
Are you testing security of the board?
>>216
the parade already happened dumbass
>>216
There are heavier enemies to shoot down in this life, man...
>>216
fuck nothing happened. rip

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