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General Feels thread Anonymous 10/05/2019 (Sat) 06:55:43 No. 316 [Reply] [Last]
Let's sit down and type the most feels story here

or dump some whatever that makes you tear up
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>>941 >When I read the news I become more and more pessimistic Get rid of newspapers from your life anon. And the TV? Turn it off. It's cancer. You'll feel liberated for doing this
>>316 I feel neither dead nor alive I don't know what to think or to do
aaah fucking end me already
I had a friend die in a car crash when I was just a young adult, he wasn't really close but in some ways was a better guy than I was, I think of him sometimes and that I should try to be a better person because I feel like he deserved to live more than I do
>>638 >be you >get over it >figure out that women are lying through their teeth about caring that much about height it's literally that easy anon

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What keeps you going Anonymous 09/29/2019 (Sun) 06:18:54 No. 252 [Reply] [Last]
i have nothing going for me. Fat, reatard, coomer, virgin, depressed, dont want to work, parents want me out, sit in my room and play games all day, I just confessed to my crush and she didnt react at all, too socially inept to find someone else, drift through life doing and planning nothing, want to live a simple life but modern day doesnt allow me to, I want to cry and let it all out but my antidepressants dont allow me to, constantly dream for a different easier life, have nothing to look forward to, the world has gone to shit

What keeps you anons from hanging in the closet. I dont think im gonna last much longer
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heavy duty drug use. i suggest meth for the day time and heroin at night. mix the two with DMT if you are trying to get crazy
just try to improve one thing at a time, or all things at once a little bit each like with being overweight, find /fit/ info on how anons have lose weight and kept it off what keeps me going is knowing life will end eventually anyway so I just try to move on problems like those you've said, it fills up the time so that's satisfying and life isn't forever so sometimes that feeling is good too
>>252 i was a neet for the majority of my adult life, over 5 years. I'm just now taking baby steps out of the misery. I'm still a fat, coomer, depressed, virgin. But you know what set me free? Work. Once I got a job and started working my parents no longer wanted me to move out. They reversed and wanted me to stay, happy too see that the son they raised isn't without merit. Instead of going months without human contact I normally speak to my parents a few times a week now. The interactions went from 90% negative to only 50% negative. man's role is to work. your labor is the frame work that keeps society and yourself together. your an invertebrate without it. If you are unlucky and cannot find a job, start by working on your body. Men instinctively respect strong men, and it will assist you later in life. Most importantly you can start building discipline. I wish I could go back in time and explain to myself that work is easier than the daily struggle i put myself through by avoiding work.
>>1218 fuck you

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Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 00:56:00 No. 212 [Reply] [Last]
i know what i must do but i won't do it
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When you fit some dogs inside a bag and shake it, all of them bite each other but no one bites the hand shaking the bag.
that shit's deep
Freemasons like Albert Pike already wrote long ago about a plan to make Europe and Islam fight each other, so when they both become exhausted, Israel's takeover may begin.

If any of you were planning to shoot a mosque, well... there are worse enemies around than these noisy puppets.

Don't you see? These mslm sects could be just stopped right now (sterilized, expelled, deported, even refuted in favour of secular muslims) if the governments were not in war... against their own peasants.

Double trouble, inmgrants cause chaos enough to make the alt-right not to give a damn if a secular one gets shot... at least tell every convert that he must be aware against the wahabi/salafi thing, in any of its expressions.

Al-Albani, Uzaymin, Ibn baz are the actual sources of these sects. Ibn Taimiya, Ibn Jawzi, Muhammad ibn abdul wahhab are the controversial ones they always remember as "reformers"... but when you ask about them to any different source, and compare the accusations who were made against all these sheiks with the psycho attitude, everything makes sense.

Salafism is the greatest puppet of the Kalergi Plan. And about Islam itself... nothing like a worm to kill an apple from inside.
>>512 If the Jews had such power and conquest was their intent, we would have never been born. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it.

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Barely any posts here, Where are you robots most of the time? Anonymous 06/18/2020 (Thu) 13:19:59 No. 1146 [Reply] [Last]
The main reason i barely post here is because i'm mainly playing osrs and i sometimes just go on 4chan /r9k/ and try to revive the place but it always ends up failing since too many normalfaggots and foids have entered. This place is a nice alternative, however the post rates are very slow hence why i think this place is dying, any solutions to make this place active frens? but even if we do, do this i have a miserable feeling of normalniggers finding this place out and destroying it like 4chan /r9k/.
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>>1149 why tf would a glowie spy on a fucking robot? you know how retarded that sounds?
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>>1150 >why tf would a glowie spy on a fucking robot? you know how retarded that sounds? but yet here you are
>>1159 what r u gunna robo? put me behind bars?
>>1146 I actually like 9chan and zchan more
I come here every three days on average. I guess it's a slow board, but it's actually an upside for me.

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/r9k/ song thread Anonymous 09/17/2019 (Tue) 03:51:33 No. 30 [Reply] [Last]
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>>431 I don't like this wrist cutting Swedish kind of DSBM if you get what I mean But I like doom and some black metal Have been listening to this on repeat for the last couple of months or so. Extremely underrated. At least I haven't heard it being mentioned anywhere: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Flm36a3y_M
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looking for a frens Anonymous 12/18/2019 (Wed) 15:52:56 No. 673 [Reply] [Last]
is anyone here??
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go outside fag
>>673 why cant other people be this nice
>>673 Yes. We are always here for you, Anon

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MysteryXX 12/21/2019 (Sat) 12:10:08 No. 683 [Reply] [Last]
My virginity is inevitable... sadly.
>>683 Maybe if you stopped consuming soy media it'd be less inevitable?
>>683 The only sad thing is you considering it is a sad thing. >values according to female standards >fail
>>683 disregard females, aquire magic
>>683 rape a bitch problem solved

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Trade skills Anonymous 06/18/2020 (Thu) 21:53:17 No. 1151 [Reply] [Last]
Any other robots in trade skills at all? Considering for a few years to start finding a job in the electrical or welding fields. Tired of being a neet fuckup.
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>>1156 That is nice, I live in the Northwest and love the rainy weather. Have wanted to move to an area where it is snowing or at least raining and cloudy. You also live in a non-safe area, I have always felt unsafe on walks and almost shot a few times in muggings. Oh I do carry, though no anymore. Guns are overrated really, to me.
>>1157 sorry to hear about you almost being shot, i always wondered what feels you get from nightwalks though. Are they worth it? also are nightdrives similiar or more different than nightwalks?
>>1158 They are very enjoyable, usually the serve to clear my head of stress. Being able to go outside and be the only person there and not even bring any electronics and take your time is very relaxing. Drives are okay, they go by a bit quicker and you are a bit more on edge as you have to pay constant attention to your surroundings.
>>1161 ahh it does sound very comfy, so do you not listen to music during nightwalks? If i ever did a nightwalk I'd probably listen to vaporwave while walking.
Ive done plumbing, heavy equipment operation and welding. Never got any certs in it or got in a union though- honestly go for it man its the best thing you can do but for me i was already working making money so the cert and union bullshit just seemed like a waste of time

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Anonymous 05/08/2020 (Fri) 23:03:27 No. 1009 [Reply] [Last]
I dont think I should ejaculate again
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>>1010 Don't be rood also dubs
>>1009 good, its an addiction
>>1131 This. I know abstaining from masturbation sounds stupid at first but you really should give it a try.
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OP here, I did came, not worth it.
just do it. not to pornography. and not too often. its natural to jack off dude just dont do it in excess. if you have to use two hands counting it for the week you are doing it too much. i like a good coom every 3 days or so

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Anonymous 06/06/2020 (Sat) 08:47:47 No. 1118 [Reply] [Last]
This place is comfy, keeps this place decent anon
nothing lasts forever friend. enjoy yourself while you can
posting to seize the day
Indeed this place is very comfy, i'm just happy there are no foids and normalniggers here.
did you came from the threads of that robot spaming 4cuckz?
Yeah! Let's keep /r9k/ comfyyy~! UwU


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