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Anonymous 10/22/2019 (Tue) 21:56:21 No. 454 [Reply] [Last]
We are reaching the first 1000.
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>>665 Don't make me do it. I swear, I'll do it.
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>>856 The gayest shit I have seen on this board is you.
>>671 And we still aren't close.

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Anonymous 11/20/2019 (Wed) 05:00:01 No. 589 [Reply] [Last]
what are you assfuckers up to
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Assfuckers? OP are you a the guy in the middle? I am giving you the benefit of the doubt.
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>>589 Not much. Waiting for the panic to settle in my city. Feels like a vibe of violence is on its way.
>>589 Some Random missile to blow every business I have been fired or rejected from. Also a plague could be expected
>>589 Drinking coffee. I've had sex with over 150 girls if you wanna ama

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Anonymous 11/22/2019 (Fri) 22:48:49 No. 610 [Reply] [Last]
i don't really care now
excuse me faggot
>>610 what the fuck did you just made me watch?

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Anonymous 09/24/2019 (Tue) 07:13:32 No. 167 [Reply] [Last]
Is this /ourhome/? Are the mods here more lenient than other places?
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By lenient you mean having a diaper thread than sure this is "/ourboard/"
fucking kek
>>167 See /meta. The guy who owns this board answers all kinds of questions about it there. So far so good, guy is adamant about protecting the right to say just about whatever you want here as long as it's legal.
>>334 Did you miss the whole part where 4chan got sold out and turned over to soy chugging faggots who procceded to ban hate speech and stiffle any discussion? Not only so they can run adds but so they can virtue signal. There is a reason one of the global rules is "no rascism". So as an effect any person with half a brain cell got beaned or left and Trump fags flooded in finding it their hole and the whole thing went to shit. It's the image board equivalant to facebook now they even log IPs of posters and lurkers. It's exactly what happened to that giant Finnish image board. The only thing good is /fit/ and even that has seen decay, filled with degenerates and constant wojack spam.
>>169 What does that mean?

Anonymous 09/23/2019 (Mon) 18:45:16 No. 149 [Reply] [Last]
I love the feel of this site so far but it is, admittedly, slow. Is anybody planning on advertising this site on 4 chan or wizchan etc?
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>I think 4chan blacklisted the word 16chan, some people reported automatically getting banned for 3 days just by attempting to send a message about it.
put the site url in an image
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60 seconds in krita
I came here from 4chan but any time someone posted the url to get my attention it was pruned immediately. I ironically only came due to it being pruned so often. Jewgle captcha is jewgle so... yeah. You know how they are.
>>149 Don't advertise it. People have to find this place by themselves. 4channel is ruined because of retards advertising it on sheeplebbit and other normie tier website. If you want to keep this garden beautiful and pure, don't bring the niggers in. As soon as this place will get too much attention, the same thing that happened to 4/r9k/ will happen.
>>852 this this this this don't bring reddit here for the love of fuck PLEASE don't bring the normies in

Why do you hate/not hate promiscuous "people"? Anonymous 02/10/2020 (Mon) 00:02:42 No. 744 [Reply] [Last]
I personally despise them because they destroy lifes meaning and are low IQ.
>>744 I think they are self-destructive. Most fo them just go towards such vice because "muh urges". Not healthy...
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>>744 Fear of being alone, more likely the fear of its own thoughts. The more a person is occupied with "muh sexual liberation", the less time the person has to think. Less time on anxiety, constantly shifting partners, the person never has to dig within each other personalities. >getting too close to my actual personality? <nope, NEXT! The funny thing is that behavior is actually postponing anxiety and the sentiment of loneliness. When you don't get used to it at small dosage, you're unable to build a immunity to it. Fear of being itself, the prolific shallow fuckers will tend to do anything to be accepted by the majority. Everything, even a blowjob inside a pit-stop/bar toilet? yes. I fucking hate puddle people, yet they are the vast majority.

Anonymous 12/15/2019 (Sun) 05:48:20 No. 662 [Reply] [Last]
I’m going to see my oneitis on Monday. It’s been a year and a half since we last saw each other, I’ll probably greentext it at some point. just kill me
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I need to ship something back to the manufacturer and I still need to make that Amazon return. Hopefully she won’t be working, but hopefully she will.
>>663 I feel bad for you Anon but I also followed desires due to oneitis just like you and let me tell you, it will always lead you to humiliating situations
>>663 Never allow a succubus to get such place in your mind! You failed since the very moment you asked her... You kneeled down to her. >we talk a little, she remembers me I pity the guys who give a serious crp about those things... >I’ve gotta ask her out or something Fail. She must come or you may not give a damn about her >I start picking everything up, I dare not turn around, I know she’s looking at me, just fucking kill me Why? Enjoy the task, man. Your mind is crazed with normalfag poison.

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>>663 >are you doing anything this weekend? That sounds controlling inside her head. Just invite her to do something, and let her say whatever she may say. If she replies with "muh boyfriend" well.. you were not telling her to marry you! >HER: ”it’s my birthday weekend” >YOU: fuck That was completely self-sabotage towards yourself, and peak unpolite. You could have just said "I don't celebrate those things..." just telling away things about you, as if she cared... then remain silent. (You are with this, giving her a chance to try to make value more such parties, inviting you, then you refuse and she will feel she's still has something to do about you) > can I have your phone? No, no, no! you just give yours to her, discretely and without asking. Like they do!!! >do some basic “get to know me” games

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>>663 I've been there, except the oneitis was my fiance and he left me to die. Literally. Stuffed my face with hot chocolate for half a year afterwards, managed to not kill myself, somehow moved on by focusing on a million distractions, started enjoying myself alone by spoiling myself. You can fly solo and enjoy it.

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What keeps you going Anonymous 09/29/2019 (Sun) 06:18:54 No. 252 [Reply] [Last]
i have nothing going for me. Fat, reatard, coomer, virgin, depressed, dont want to work, parents want me out, sit in my room and play games all day, I just confessed to my crush and she didnt react at all, too socially inept to find someone else, drift through life doing and planning nothing, want to live a simple life but modern day doesnt allow me to, I want to cry and let it all out but my antidepressants dont allow me to, constantly dream for a different easier life, have nothing to look forward to, the world has gone to shit

What keeps you anons from hanging in the closet. I dont think im gonna last much longer
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>>749 > a Witch A woman? Your first motivational speech smelled like normgroidness from start to end! You just had luck. No warp. I think no woman ever knows what warp is: the constant failure, the anhedonia, the pressure, the useless oxidative haste of feeling days pass, the essential unnatural hatred from random fools you do not belong in this maze. you never will, better be thankful for so.
>>308 >always in your hands Go away. You neither belong here.
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>>805 Thanks man. Frankly I'm not what you think I am. I always seem like I belong to a group be it normie or whatever else, but I seem to live directly in the middle between normie and WTF. I have seen some crazy shit. Not whatever your warp is, but a maze of my own. What is this warp you speak of?
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>>808 A wide variety of symptoms experimented mostly among young-adult virgin men. Permanent or temporary, physical or mental. >restlessness >anxieties >depression >oneitis >embarrasment >social fear >lone loud talking >insidious thoughts >detect minutiae and unavoidably whirling your mind around them >a certain (undesired) aura of repel, and being sad about it >awkwardness >laboral dysfunctions >schizoid affections (cursing with suffering) >addictions

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>>836 That is really oddly specific. I did deal with a lot of the stuff you mentioned in the past due to a combination of extreme abuse, mental illness and almost dying from physical illness more times than I can count. I suppose I became almost normie tier when I got really heavily into self care but I still fight my demons every day with everything I've got. I pass for normie everywhere I go but inside I dislike and mistrust just about everybody. Humans are monsters. I'd estimate about 10% of the population is actually decent and okay to hang out with while the rest of them would gladly commit every crime in the book and create new crimes just because they have free will.

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Internet "friends" OP 10/12/2019 (Sat) 11:56:13 No. 388 [Reply] [Last]
>was messaged by some guy on a social media platform
>was about a post on depression and isolation
>said hed like to befriend me, so I have someone to talk to
>say okay, and add him
>great guy, fun to chat with mostly
>share lots of common things
>suddenly he beginns to act shallow and very weird
>dont know whats up
>talks about crush
>"oh btw, im a girl"

I dont know how to feel about this. Now that I know shes female I feel akward why the fuck am I like this I'm a fully grown adult I shouldn' feel different just because this new found pal is female. Can females truely make friends for a robot? Or will the sexual tension always be too much for autistic fucks like me.
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It sucks so much to get to know someone online. Sometimes you really end up enjoying their company but stuff just happens and then they disappear, or you do. It leaves this bitter taste of "nothing matters anyways".
some people are girls, but not all girls are people. learn the difference and distribute hate accordingly.

if their genuine they'll stick around. if not nothing of value was lost
I agree with that statement alot.

Quick update: she ghosted me after 3 days, we were just chatting and then she stopped responding. Now thats what I call epic.
>>452 She would lose her dominance about your feels towards her if she did. It's all a war, block her.
>>452 Maybe she is just busy. Please give your friend the benefit of the doubt. I think you should keep in touch with her, OP. She sounds nice and you sound like you need a friend.

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Anon_says Anon 03/01/2020 (Sun) 09:53:09 No. 840 [Reply] [Last]
>be me >lose virginity fucking a german with zero personality >dump her >get back together >mfw she's then my history teacher >changes college course to political science >russian teacher eyes me on first day >ohgodnotagain.jpeg >actually end up fucking >she's a feminist


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