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An Hero Anonymous 02/13/2021 (Sat) 19:13:56 No. 2064 [Reply] [Last]
Im bored and looking to try something new. What are the easiest ways to do kms anons?
probably the most fun on tons of alcohol and opiates
You gotta do something useful. But what could benefit all?
>>2064 Sodium Nitrite. Look it up, there's instructions in suicide wiki.
obligatory "no dont kill yourself anon"
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i wrote a song about this a kind god would let me leave but ive downed 30 pills and i still can breathe 9 grams amitriptyline magic school bus frizzle get the dramamine hope that helps :) getting the amitriptyline is the hard part

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Anonymous 01/01/2021 (Fri) 02:40:39 No. 1681 [Reply] [Last]
Would you date a girl that is perfect for you but will destroy your looks with acid, fire, and a knive?
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the old bug eye art style is better. it just makes it funnier that it looks more girly while everyone is brutally murdered.
what a weird thought. to answer your question: no I would not
>>1681 No that's what sand niggers do.
>>1681 Is it sad that I know which visual novel/anime this girl is from ? For you faggots that want to know: Rena from Higurashi when they cry
>>2086 it is pretty well known among weeaboo retards on imageboards.

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Anonymous 03/27/2020 (Fri) 19:41:16 No. 880 [Reply] [Last]
Is this the place frens? Are there no normalfags here?
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>>1759 Ryan Long mentioned this site in a video with over 40k views back in September. Have you seen an influx of normalfags since then? No? I didn't think so.
>>1768 I have no idea who that is, I'm talking about beta uprising mass shooting stuff.
>>1771 idk either. sounds like some tourist norper with a small following.
>>950 This, but unironically. Also, because this place is a lot slower than cuckchan contentwise, you wont see many normies nor e-thots around.
>>893 Don't worry, they wont.

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What keeps you going Anonymous 09/29/2019 (Sun) 06:18:54 No. 252 [Reply] [Last]
i have nothing going for me. Fat, reatard, coomer, virgin, depressed, dont want to work, parents want me out, sit in my room and play games all day, I just confessed to my crush and she didnt react at all, too socially inept to find someone else, drift through life doing and planning nothing, want to live a simple life but modern day doesnt allow me to, I want to cry and let it all out but my antidepressants dont allow me to, constantly dream for a different easier life, have nothing to look forward to, the world has gone to shit

What keeps you anons from hanging in the closet. I dont think im gonna last much longer
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>>252 similar to what >>266 said.to me there is one dish i make ,usually only once amoth or every 2 months,(i can tell you how to make it if you want)but i usually eat it with a drink of peach or raspberry tea.its like a comfort food,it feels so good when im eating it,as i savor my favorite dish ,nothing else comes into my mind and my body feels warm with the felling.its not an everyday thing, but cooking and eating that dish are one of the few,in anythings that bring me true joy anymore.its a simple pleasure but its so good.try finding something that makes you feel like i do when i prepare this meal
>>252 Honestly hoping every kike gets wiped off the face of the earth and robotics advancing. Everything else is moot.
>>784 Why is it so fucking hard to better myself? When will the light come? >Abstained from vidya, jewtube, junk food, etc. >Started to cycle and jog weekly >Picked up books on mathematics and programming in hopes of studying computer science >Productivity vastly increased I'm almost 3 months in and I'm still the same pathetic loser. I haven't lost much weight and slogging through every day, why fucking bother anymore?
>>1218 youre inspiring
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>>1288 This and heil'd.

richard mcbeef, a play by cho seng-hui https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9dMiLE-DLQ
>>2060 also seung-hui, im tarded
That first video is not general Cho OP is a faggot.

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Anonymous 05/17/2020 (Sun) 22:29:33 No. 1044 [Reply] [Last]
>things you wouldn't say on wizchan I am a 30 year old virgin who kissed a girl. I am the only male in my family and would like to have children, but I never see that happening. I earn nothing. I have one chad friend younger than me who is only friends with me because I am white and have well-off parents.
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the most attractive feature a woman can possess is her face.
>>1895 yea. It works, but it's down all the time. I just thought it was down the entire time. Propably is gonna die soon. whatever who cares
i just want a friend
>>1806 It isn't "elite" to have gotten laid. It's actually piss easy and even retards and actual losers can do that.
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>>2073 >It isn't "elite" to have gotten laid. It's actually piss easy and even retards and actual losers can do that. It doesn't make them robots though newfag it makes them a Cyborg. Robots are people who have NEVER HAD SEX NOR BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP NEVER EVER NEVER how many times do i have to say it to you normalfag zoomers? also if it was so easy to get laid incels and robots wouldn't exist in the first place you fucking retard.

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100% of users have an 80% chance Anonymous 01/21/2021 (Thu) 23:14:51 No. 1770 [Reply] [Last]
Why is it that breast cancer receives 4 times the funding of prostate cancer when prostate cancer is more common and more lethal? Where is the gender equality there? Furthermore, prostate cancer is usually more severe and lethal. Additionally, any halfwit can see the consequences of removing breast tissue is negligible since they are never used as most modern women are so narcissistic that they can't be bothered breast feeding and they use formula instead (regardless of the negative impact it has on their own children). Any fool can also see that the removal of the prostate results in infertility, one is obviously more important than the other so why is it that the less important one (breast cancer) receives all the attention. A bonus point is that the modern increase in breast cancer is linked to the increase in voluntary breast implants. Would you rather give food to a homeless kid or a homeless grown up drug addict who has squandered their chances voluntarily? This unequal funding occurs because of the sexist hate cult known as feminism. The public interest is heavily flawed due to the scummy indoctrinatory tactics of the deceptive hell spawn (modern feminazis). From spreading false statistics to promoting a double standard, their downfall is evidence that good shall always prevail over evil. In conclusion, prostate cancer and breast cancer should receive equal funding at minimum. I would even argue that prostate cancer does deserve more funding since it is ridiculously common in men (about 80% get it within their lifetime) and as I said before, it is unavoidable whereas women can stop getting breast implants to limit their chances of getting breast cancer.
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>>1918 >breast cancer is not specific to women, many men get it too. did it occur to you that that is why it gets more funding? because it affects both sexes and is extremely common?
>>1921 yes continue to resort to calling me a tranny because you know you are wrong.
>>1909 >mods leave this up but send abnormalfaggot threads to the archive
>>2044 sending pointless whining to the archive more like
>>1909 Seriously, nigger? Only the kikes sent women out because of periods. Whites back in the day didn't regulate where their women went near so much. White women used to spend time with other women voluntarily in that difficult time. Do you actually want to be around men on your period or something?

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Anonymous 02/11/2021 (Thu) 05:10:47 No. 2049 [Reply] [Last]
I want a little bit of whatsapp now.

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Daily Reminder Anonymous 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:47:36 No. 1838 [Reply] [Last]
If you have ever had sex or been in a relationship in any way you're not a robot. Why is it so hard for zoomers to understand that all robots are male virgins? we have terms like Cyborg and failed normalfag for a reason. If you think a robot can have sex you're a newfag who is apart of new /r9k/ not old /r9k/ also fembots aren't real..
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>>2017 >may as well just call this board /normie90001/ ROBOT9000 is the XKCD algorithm that all the /r9k/ boards are based on. Read it and weep faggot. https://blog.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
>>2030 >look at how illogical I am! We both got 'here' at the same time faggot. You fuck off for thinking people HAVE to be you specifically, blatant normalfagging bullying over being different is.
>>2033 <NOOO U CANT HECKERINO MYYY BOARD CULTURE i dont get why these fucking virgin antisocial losers cling to some "culture" in the first place. t. btard since near the beginning...
>I'm more virgin than you >I'm more antisocial than you >I'm a bigger loser than you Purity spirals, purity spirals, all I see are purity spirals. Anyone who tries to kick off a purity spiral is an enemy agent. They always end up the same, every faggot competing with every other faggot for victim points while women and fake jews the real ones converted to Christianity and are as white as you and me bring in subhuman scum and destroy the nation.
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>>2039 Because normalfaggots need their rules and regulations and someoen to persecute. They love mind-games to convince people that they are righteous in their tyranny and they work so well a faggot-load of normalfaggots call themselves robots just because they are in HS without a gf. That and autistics with no common sense fall easily for fascist rules. Any old user would support libertarianism/anarchy/freedom as it's just the fucking Internet nothing should matter that happens on the imageboard but NOOOOOOO nooooooo..... we have to take ethics seriously.

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Voyage to the Crystal.Cafe Planet NEET 06/26/2020 (Fri) 00:10:24 No. 1529 [Reply] [Last]
Captain's Log, Stardate 2020.6. Starfleet has intercepted signals from a planet that appears to be a mirror opposite version of our universe, we have been sent to investigate with orders to maintain the prime directive at all costs.
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>>1979 "was checking out the catalog, and this place looks like a tongue in cheek parody of 4chan" was this the reply you were refering to?
>>1986 read. i said it was deleted. something about how this site is for future alcoholics.
>>1987 It was >future school shooters
>>1988 thats not what i remember, im positive they said future alcoholics (not that it matters because theyre future cat lady wino dykes).
>>1991 Alcoholics seems vaguely familiar, maybe it "Home to future alcoholics and school shooters" then. But the 'school shooters' left more an impression on me. Perhaps one of the cat ladies will correct the record

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