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Anonymous 12/30/2020 (Wed) 10:55:30 No. 1676 [Reply] [Last]
I got drunk and called my country suicide hotline Guy on the phone was literally rude and 2 police officers came to me in 2 am I yelled at them and cursed at them and lied that it was a false call, they left I then got in a fight with my father and he kicked me out and now im at my moms house What is the best way to kill myself? Best i van think of is buying some shit car, dtiving it as fast as i can and crash myself Or jumping from a skyscraper but problem with that is that i cant enter the roof or that building if i dont know anyone who lives there
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>>1676 if you are that sure about suicide at least take a loan first and go live life like a renegade, fuck everything. punish those who are rude, those who deserve it then a quick bullet to the head. no strangling yourself like a loser.
>>1741 This, and accept Jesus Christ into your life before you kill yourself because the poor guy died on the cross so you might as well use what he died for, also he is God with the Father and the Holy Spirit so he kind of knows what's up. Unless you are a Satanist in which case you should kill yourself as soon as possible.
>>1676 The good thing about having nothing to lose is that you can do anything you want. Do some crazy shit like wingsuit flying since if don't fear death anymore.
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would shooting yourself in the breast be a good idea. I couldn't imagine something worse than surviving a shot to the brain.
>>1676 Commit a van attack and kill yourself afterwards. It would be stupid if you just kill yourself.

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Anonymous 08/31/2020 (Mon) 12:14:14 No. 1302 [Reply] [Last]
this is how bad its getting. i cant get a girlfriend looking like this. i would fucking work out if gyms were open. my rooms too small to work out in. ive lost all my money from covid and am gonna have to catch the virus to not starve by working at walmart.
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if youre guy on left, you have a chance. if youre guy on right just end it now.
>>1302 if you are the guy on the right, youre pretty handsome just stop being a retard loser. guy on the right needs to eat much less, run 3 miles per day and move out of his parent's house. i assume youre the left because the guy on the right looka too old to still be living with his parents and have his workout activity restricted to his bedroom.
>>1302 i see youre from nevada...
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you dumb fucking attention whore
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back to instagramm, faggot

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Anonymous 01/23/2021 (Sat) 05:14:54 No. 1773 [Reply] [Last]
All i like to do nowadays is sleep and i am only happy when i sleep.
>>1773 Same here. I am either strung up on bang and vyvanse or dead asleep like a rock. Kind of miss the old days.
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>>1774 Do not enjoy doing much these days i am getting really bored and depressed.
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everytime I try to stay informed about the ouside world I fall back into depression just looking at all this retarded shit that's happening I can't even enjoy video games anymore I don't even know what I'm doing with most of the time I can't tell what I have done the past week something inside tells me I should do more with the massive free time I have but I have lost every motivation to do anything. I have reached a state of total apathy, complete numbness just want to sleep everything away I could as well not exist
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I am tired the whole day and when I actually want to sleep I'm mostly laying hours in my bed awake

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Anonymous 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:40:34 No. 1883 [Reply] [Last]
2020 has been too calm, when will the school shoots resume?

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Anonymous 09/20/2019 (Fri) 13:39:23 No. 74 [Reply] [Last]
All /transgirls/ welcome on this site!
Low quality content. Back to quarterchan.
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>>74 Based jannies registering trannies as low quality
>>74 You would have if you didn't seek validation like you do on the whole internet, just fuck off
You will never be a woman.
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>>1753 Go back to 4/r9k/
>>420 It's that time again to 420

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Trade skills Anonymous 06/18/2020 (Thu) 21:53:17 No. 1151 [Reply] [Last]
Any other robots in trade skills at all? Considering for a few years to start finding a job in the electrical or welding fields. Tired of being a neet fuckup.
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>>1157 sorry to hear about you almost being shot, i always wondered what feels you get from nightwalks though. Are they worth it? also are nightdrives similiar or more different than nightwalks?
>>1158 They are very enjoyable, usually the serve to clear my head of stress. Being able to go outside and be the only person there and not even bring any electronics and take your time is very relaxing. Drives are okay, they go by a bit quicker and you are a bit more on edge as you have to pay constant attention to your surroundings.
>>1161 ahh it does sound very comfy, so do you not listen to music during nightwalks? If i ever did a nightwalk I'd probably listen to vaporwave while walking.
Ive done plumbing, heavy equipment operation and welding. Never got any certs in it or got in a union though- honestly go for it man its the best thing you can do but for me i was already working making money so the cert and union bullshit just seemed like a waste of time
>>1151 Idk if this counts a trade skill, but I'm a fabrication technician that makes silicon wafers for a fortune 50 company.

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Anonymous 06/06/2020 (Sat) 08:47:47 No. 1118 [Reply] [Last]
This place is comfy, keeps this place decent anon
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posting to seize the day
Indeed this place is very comfy, i'm just happy there are no foids and normalniggers here.
did you came from the threads of that robot spaming 4cuckz?
Yeah! Let's keep /r9k/ comfyyy~! UwU
>>1118 We need to hide this place like Atlantis.

2021 goal Anonymous 01/11/2021 (Mon) 01:32:36 No. 1722 [Reply] [Last]
is to lose enough fat/weight so i can suck my own d**k because getting a gf seems impossible
bump
>>1722 gay
>>1747 then that would mean every male on the planet is 'gay'

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Anonymous 01/08/2021 (Fri) 17:25:26 No. 1705 [Reply] [Last]
Is this normal hair loss?!!
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i dont get why balding is such a big deal. worst case scenario i can shave my head if i personally dont end up liking my balding pattern when it happens to me.
>>1710 but I'm a low T beta autist loser. Is there some kind of cream or something I can put in my hair to stop the balding?
>>1711 I can cover my face with it. It keeps warm. It was the only thing I liked about myself, now I'm losing it
>>1712 anon if youre too lazy to workout you can still help your T by eating proteins, taking vitamins, getting sleep, and fucking women
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>>1729 I alway feel rage and release it with my seamon I feel like a weak faggot. I want to stop but cant help it it helps me sleep. most of the time I'm too lazy to even grab a cumrag and just cum in my boxershorts before sleeping and just after waking up. when the gym was open I was able to release this excess energy with physical exercise but those fucking kike subhumans closed everything down. fuck em

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Don't give up Anonymous 01/02/2021 (Sat) 06:13:38 No. 1685 [Reply] [Last]
You cannot seppuku anon. We love you. You are needed for the Final Battle. Survive and wait for the sign. Your leader lives.
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Thx fren this is just what I needed after my 99 year old great grandma just died of covid. The med kikes wouldnt even let me fly in to see her one last time, and they kept promising me she would live through it just fine. The fucking kikes, I will never forgive them.
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Thank u fren, this actually gave me goosebumps.

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