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Merry Christmas Anonymous 12/25/2019 (Wed) 17:02:42 No. 693 [Reply] [Last]
I hope all you anons are having a comfy Christmas.
>>693 Merry Christmas, Anon.
>>693 I wish I had seen this when I was blue during Christmas. Hope everyone had a good one
>>693 Thank you kind anon.

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Anonymous 09/14/2019 (Sat) 07:48:35 No. 17 [Reply] [Last]
nice, no trannies. also r9k is for comfy boys only, no faggots please
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>>21 can confirm am faggot here too lurking in str8 robot board. i have no where else, ill be staying here now. thanks.
>>26 This shit was absolutely real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iId00EavFQY
>>17 >faggots Faggots need their own board. Preferably in an oven.
I am german and I agree
>>17 genderqueer genderqueer genderQUEEER i enjoy being HEEERE op is the true 100% faggot

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about to be 23 and still a virgin Anonymous 10/14/2019 (Mon) 15:28:17 No. 406 [Reply] [Last]
How do you not just fucking kill yourself hearing your normie friends and their active sex lives? Every year just keeps getting worse, how do you cope? I don't think I will even make it to 30.
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>>417
>shotguns, white percentages

While communists and salafists were crating their propaganda, where were all the people who knew what really happened at WW2? Getting drunk, showing off, fighting like apes for fun or animal rage.

Hitler could be having diarrhea inside his tomb today because of whom inherited his legacy.

If you want to grow, EXTEND YOUR KNOWLEDGE, CREATE PAMPHLETS AND LEAVE THEM AT SCHOOLS or likely... you may be inducing some real hope every one, five or ten or more young students who take the redpill before they go astray.

But no, it's better (according to some ppl here and there) to shoot some latino peasants near some supermarket coz muh inmigration.

Why isn't this getting printed and being distributed near youngsters? https://i.imgur.com/BOPCFgg.gif
>>406
>He doesn't autisticly obsess over hobbies instead of a nonexistant sex life
I am 26 and don't really care.
>>406 Anon you're prioritizing sex too much, it really doesn't matter too much and you should try to get into a relationship before you have sex. If you get into a relationship with someone and you like the person you have sex with it's meaningful and deepens the relationship as opposed to the pure hedonism of fucking someone that you met the same week and is consequently more enjoyable. Not to mention you will be happier in the long run and won't just be happy for an hour or two. 23 is still very young for a guy and even for a woman (doubt you're a woman though you're on 16r9k) so don't give up. There's a lot of whores out there but there's a lot of good women too.
>>406 dude quit whining, i don't know if i'll make it to 30 without getting over lyme disease and i'm stuck in bed most of the day. Enjoy your faps. I can't even do that anymore.
>>406 24 and virgin here it's not something I care too much about tbh

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Anonymous 09/24/2019 (Tue) 07:39:38 No. 172 [Reply] [Last]
>job interview for apprenticeship (pretty much for cunts straight outta high school)
>he asks my age
>say i'm over 21 (i'm 32 but look a decade younger. pissed away a whole decade doing fucking nothing)
>"so you're 21?"
>reply: yes
>what you do in your spare time?
>camping
>by yourself?
>yes
>with friends also?
>yes (lie)
i'm never making it out of a factory
i'm never going to make it
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>>361
Tell the truth. Stop thinking that you must run away from yourself.
>>195 W E L D
>>500 Nice numbers, mister. What I usually do is return a question to them. >You do this activity? <yes >sociably of course? <no, why? A normalfag usually cannot comprehend that some activities don't have to involve other people, has BSOD and GTFOs.
>>172 >pissed away a whole decade doing fucking nothing This is what is happening to me right now and I'm scared shitless of ending up like you.
>>172 To me, such dialogue seems like the old f*g has already smelled you. so, don't hide. Try always different strategies, at least you'll end up not feeling like you sold yourself.

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nowhere to go Anonymous 02/09/2020 (Sun) 12:49:07 No. 742 [Reply] [Last]
>4chan range bans and is full of idiot zoomers and normalfaggots >8chan is dead because 8kun didn't revive boards >reddit is awful >nowhere else to go >even rabbit died >no other site being as active as rabbit >have no social life and Internet doesn't allow for it either >health is poor >don't want to be on anymore meds so can finally be in woods reading books >can't read books with normalfaggots around me >try to vent on 8kun and reddit anyway and find imageboards >8kun prunes random thread, is dead, and reddit is FULL of mod abuse, imageboards are dead too like 8kun >plan to become serial killer using counterfeit money or something eventually at this point so can buy weed from obnoxious niggers all because normalfaggot-net won't let me be myself and doctor can't fix simple health problems >wounds won't heal >blood pressure jumps to 150/90 easily >always hypertensive >dieting despite this and on meds that always take

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>>742 spaceword r9k is pretty good. Try reading books online or spend time watching youtube videos. Not much else you can do.
>>793 J World r9k
>>742 -Alcaline/keto diet for life. -Leaving gluten for it is the key to worsen schizostatuses. -Fasting periods every 1'5 months helped with honey with water to remove crap from heart and brain (it will take long, those bpm) -Meds must be left slowly otherwise they could cause tough issues. -All meds are poison, it's norm medicine. -Leave salted things, leave bread, corn and white cereals asap. Read "Grain brain" too. -Try living in a perpetual state of intermitent fasting. Eating only within a narrow lapse of time, 3 time or 2 times day, whatever needed. -Every robot should make himself a master of holotropic breathwork so one may have to ever pay again for this remedy, using it as many time as needed so it gets effects beyond wondered. Normalfags despise these methods, they will cast you into meds.
>>795 This what could cause some wonders into a robot mind. It must be used more than once, to feel deep results... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COTJ8G862jc But the ones who detent these remedies will take a high prize for allowing you to access their assistance, therefore, their knowledge must be quickly pirated. For perpetual consolation and help of every tortured mind who steps here inside to meet his equals. Delve into.
>>795 this, stay away from grains. >>742 >always hypertensive eat more greens, less salty foods/no fast food >want to damage the rigged games due to peace not being an option me too

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The Death of Free Speech Anonymous 02/10/2020 (Mon) 13:34:15 No. 762 [Reply] [Last]
Over the past ten years or so I have noticed the increasing censorship of free speech in all forms of media including social media platforms. The real kicker was when 4cuck got destroyed by normalfags and the mods helped. I am so goddamn tired of censoring myself to comply with all these synthesized rules and regulations. PC this, SJW that, say literally anything one step out of line and it's fucking nuclear armageddon. What is the antidote?
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>>771 >peace in dreams image oh if only Not op but I wake up with chest pains at this point. Murder trials, physical violence, health problem dreams, etc.
>>765 It's called National Socialism.
>>778 >Nazis being better than Commies no
If you want free speech, then you need to control the medium. Set up your own chan / irc / murmur / forum servers. Attacks on speech are generalized so defenses of it must be as well. Ignore anyone that suggests anything to the opposite, as they are helping your enemies. 4chan stopped by a chan site many years ago when they were purchased and moot / max stepped out. It just has the same few hundred MB of regurgitated trendy crap. Start your own and make it your own, with your own style.
>>786 >those two things being anything alike kek! If anything Liberals (includes conservatives) are more like commies as they both think everyone is equal.

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hallo 54m50n#QYVfBN 09/20/2019 (Fri) 13:25:19 No. 62 [Reply] [Last]
4chan oldtripfriend here, gonna check out this imageboard for a bit. it'll probably die out or get removed like most do, but will enjoy in the meantime
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>>62 I quitted 4chan for the captchas. I got ten and I got fed up with it.
>>63 This thing has been up for 11 days? That's it?!!! >>62 Sup dude. I swore off 4chan 3 years ago shortly after noot took over.
>>750 you replied to a post from late september 2019. can't remember if post dates show up on mobile. for better or worse, it's been a bit slow for awhile. i think the board owner says it's been around several hundred hits a day (not posts)
>>609 Not him, but legacy captcha dying really was the last straw. It's what sent me to 8chan and other chans finally despite them being dead. What got me wasn't putting up with it, it was that no one even CARED about jewgle captcha. Making captcha's isn't even hard. You don't need a government spy machine's help. The site is simply there to piss people off while making money, the users off specifically. 4chan used to piss OTHER people off and make it's own userbase happy. It's just bad. The only time mods act on anything is to destroy freedom of expression too while leaving bait.
>>753 Yeah you're right, I looked up the logs too and this site's only been around since September 10, 2019.

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/Sleep/ general Anonymous 10/28/2019 (Mon) 09:52:35 No. 482 [Reply] [Last]
How well do you sleep anon?
I find myself slipping off the deep end when it comes to sleep. Every night the time I fall asleep ticks forward one hour. It has gotten to the point where I fall asleep at noon and awaken at midnight.
Any advice for I or other sleep deprived anons? All discussion on sleep is welcome.
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>>482
Actively relax your muscles. Go through each muse group and especially the shoulders mentally. Also stay away from light and media a couple of hours before going to bed.
>>482 You may call me a weeb but I recently got into JoJo and one of the villains has a quote: >I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning I recently started doing this and I can say that it works really well. And I'm dead serious when I say I do 20 minutes of stretching. Usually I eat around 9:30 then I browse the chans some more and then I have a shower and brush my teeth. From 10:20 to 10:40 I'm usually stretching and then I have a glass of warm milk. By 10:55 I'm usually in bed and sleep until 7. Also I make sure there is absolutely no light or nothing to disturb me while sleeping. I started doing this about a month ago and it's been going really well for me. I feel more energetic during the day and I wake up easier. Some tips I can give: >eat dinner at least 20 minutes before you go to sleep >avoid screens (phone,PC,TV,...) before going to sleep >have a regular sleep cycle(i.e. go to sleep and wake up at the same hour every day or you'll feel tired) >don't drink before sleeping >don't smoke before sleeping >make sure you follow your natural sleep patterns(i.e. sleep only when it is dark)
>>482 I have been feeling this way for awhile but with a little more problems. It feels like during the day im walking through a fog and everything feels Mort due to my sleeping habits lately. I want to have more energy in the day like what you said. But I will follow the advice to what this anon said to see if I can fix my sleep cycle again. >>628 If you guys have extra tips to say to me in my situation to what I said before then im up for it to get over this problem I have.
>>628 I can definitely see why a robot would sympathize with Kira Yoshikage.
>>482 When I was able to exercise each day it helped a lot. These days sublingual CBD oil helps if I take it right before I go to sleep

Anonymous 09/15/2019 (Sun) 20:13:58 No. 27 [Reply] [Last]
>tfw 8/r9k/ is the only refuge on the internet I could find any joy in, and now it is gone
>tfw all /r9k/-alts are only marginally better than 4/r9k/
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>>660 Who plays games for women. What an absoultley autistic graph. TF2 for example died because Valve deicoded to stop updating or balancing it and CS:GO because it got so autistic that people got bored and left. >inb4 soy boy xd
>cuckime >8/r9k/ Yep, OP sucks cocks
THIS IS LEGIT FIGHT CLUB
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>>629 It is a beksinski painting indeed, though I disagree, I like his memedits, just as much as his paintings. A shame how that guy died.

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Anonymous 12/30/2019 (Mon) 07:59:24 No. 702 [Reply] [Last]
30 year old virgin here. It's been over 10 years since anyone asked me if I ever had sex. How does anyone know you're a virgin if you don't tell them? I mean, you don't go around calling yourself a virgin, or even worse, an incel, do you? And it's not like you are a fatso who wears a trenchcoat with a fedora and neckbeard. Right?
>>702 Glownigger post. Nice try, FBI.
>>702 Hey asshole I wear a trench coat. So fuck off.

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