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Anonymous 12/02/2020 (Wed) 18:36:31 No. 1524 [Reply] [Last]
I'll be 20 in a few months the only memories I have about life is going aimlessly through the forest and feeling sad about life and sitting in front of my computer feeling sad about life I despise myself and everything i have done I'm made not to function
its easy just kill yourself
i have found the cheapest way to stop being sad is find humor in everything
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Take the mathpill. Grab a book on maths and start learning. You'll get incredible angry and frustrated at times, that's for sure-- but once you grasp the concepts you were studying you'll feel an incredible rewarding sensation.
>>1648 Not OP but interesting suggestion. I have been wanting to relearn math to reawaken that part of my brain. I made it to differential equations in college but I'm certain I couldn't do basic algebra at this point due to years of bodily abuse and atrophy. Do you have any recommendations on books or where to start? Unfortunately the library near me is closed due to the coof.
>>1649 Given that you once knew up to differential equations, I would suggest you Mathematical methods for physics and engineering by K. F. Riley. The first chapters are on algebra and basic calculus, you can use those as a refresher, after that, well, you're free to advance in the book as you wish. Here's the link: http://library.lol/main/7BAA06C90D48DE1C4619B8A94040395B

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INNAWOODS Anonymous 10/15/2020 (Thu) 22:32:51 No. 1359 [Reply] [Last]
You should have an autism kit too. They often call them go-bags, bug-out bags, etc, but in reality they are a vagabond thing of negativity and angst. 'Autism' thus is a good name for them, and they are kits more so than a bag, so here is my latest one. I have approximately everything in the image.
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>>1618 >beta vs omega A loooong time ago I/OP bitched about this. Robots are hermit tier, omega. Omegas would do a shooting more than some alpha/beta personality. Obviously. They say 'beware the lone wolf' and such after all. >le five years ago image of me during a yandere period after my only friend left the area
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>>1598 Also some stuff can fit into the duster trench hybrid (it's a hybrid coat of the two) as it has fairly large pockets. The solar can be worn like the bag can, though that makes you look more homeless. I COULD shove it into the bag's last empty compartment, but it'd make the bag look even moar round while risking damage of the items, namely the solar panel. The dell bag is very sturdy though, so it can do it, and for some reason it has soooo much room in it. Too much room for a dell laptop. I wonder why it's so big but I got it used. Also some things can go into pockets in general. My primary phone I keep in my shirt pocket. Then there's the larger front and back pockets of normal clothes. The canteen is designed to be outside, it's not that odd, but it has alice clips that allow for belts to go through it so I could have it beneath the duster on my belt if i wanted, but as fat as I currently am it'd look silly and feel silly too. I have more items now. I should retake the picture. Then again, you get the idea. What's the point of posting the size of a tiny life straw that you could wear on your neck, or a new camping knife, or the silly stool, assuming it's in one of the versions of the images I posted. I also have that maxam knife, it's too big really. I would keep it behind me on the belt if I were to have it hiding beneath the duster. Most comfortably I throw stuff over my shoulders though. The canteen, the stool, the knife, solar panels, but everything else is in the bag or a pocket. Some of it is smaller than you'd think. Like the bucket is really small, so are those bivvy things and foil bags. It's really all small. Also, my first panels there fit into the duster's pocket, but are too tall, though who would guess my cardboard package is for doing some homeless things with? It's the canteen that gives it away, but one could put it into, the outside stuff, a secondary bag. I have a large tier duffel bag but it rips easy, and looks more bum tier in my opinion. I suppose I could wear the solar under the jacket while on my shoulder. Less obvious that way. Also the stool isn't really worth it if I were to carry all of that stuff outside of a city. In the city it would be. Makes you look less "is he about to sleep there" when you're on it. Less drama from pigs and such that way I figure. >pic related as I contemplate the setup further tl:dr: most fits to the point of concealment actually
>>1595 Can that solar panel really charge the laptop? I've read that some can. I was going to buy a 70 usd solar panel but got a half powered one instead as I wouldn't have the wattage either way for my older netbook. It's 19.5v so I'd leave it behind when the panels I've seen charge like 18v. Then again some inverter could fix it like I have for my ham radio, 5v becomes 10v at half the amps. Is it that sort of thing with that one? Anyway, it looks like a good start. Are you going to cook the ramen in the steel cups and sanitize water with the kettle? Or cook the ramen IN the kettle? Do the mre's cook themselves and or the kettle with the chemical that gets hot when broken up or mixed? What is to the left of the cups?
>>1596 >superglue I'm afraid to even have that in my bag in case it erupts.
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My actual bag is now pic related once the ussr canteen griddle kit and usb soldering iron gets to me. It's nearly complete. Then I can finally name it finished autism kit without the air quotes.

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Anonymous 10/20/2020 (Tue) 22:35:34 No. 1364 [Reply] [Last]
I cant wait for the secret santa threads on 4chan to pop up so i can ask for a dildo. What will you ask for?
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>>1368 This is my Tor browser
not sure why it's hidden, but it's definitely not on purpose. never had dates disappear in my firefox fork. >>1368
>>1364 your agonizing death. kill yourself, faggot
will we ever able to recover from dead end faggotry after going full degenerate?
>>1364 your slow death. faggot. kill yourself

Join the /robowaifu/ Revolution Anonymous 05/08/2020 (Fri) 21:50:28 No. 1085 [Reply] [Last]
Let's face it anon, modern women just aren't worth it. Feminism and modernity have made relationships into nightmare for men, but we have a solution. Our multidisciplinary team of robowaifu technicians is working tirelessly to make robot wives into a reality. Join us in our charge to build and design the women of the future. Join us at julay.world/robowaifu
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>>1096 I'm inclined to agree with you. I think many of our guys waaaay under-estimate the overwhelming complexity facing researchers working on artificial human gestation. Our robotics and even our AI systems are coming along nicely and should be quite doable in a reasonable timeframe. Artificial wombs however, I'm fairly skeptical about. OTOH, there are many forces besides ours that want to see them. Even the feminists do haha.
>>1098 It's all well and good until everyone who is actually fucking evil, governments, corporations and especially glowniggers who are just dying to get that shit as MKUltra has demonstrated, has access to fucking mind-control. Not just good ol' mind-control, but mind-control dangerous, extraordinarily capable and powerful beings far superior to humans. Incredible idea 10/10. I think it must be borderline unhackable, with no internet connectivity, completely free software and even with separation between the organic and computer parts of the brain for it to even be halfway passable.
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The ultimate evolution would be to simply attach a machine to the hypothalamus and have the "mind" slowly get siphoned into radiation-hardened SSDs. Also, if I may sperg out like a true tard, those who want moeshit/dollshit can fuck off, only actual robos are allowed.
>>1092 Update: https://alogs.theguntretort.com/robowaifu/ >>1093 Why would there be such clamps? If so, maybe to prevent use by someone unauthorized, they would need to be engineered in a way to prevent such malfunctions. >>1120 Animated dolls with a mind are fembots/robowaifus, not dolls. Dolls don't move around and think, except in horror movies.
>>1085 Julay died last I checked.

WEAR YOUR MASK Anonymous 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:29:22 No. 1356 [Reply] [Last]
>Be me >Order pickup >Go in with no mask because fuck a mask >Manager gets upset >I flip her the bird as I walk out >Man in his plumber truck sees me do this with a smile >He gets enraged >I call him a faggot >He gets out of the car >I leave >Plumber follows me to my house >Plumber says I fucking know ware you live now >I cold cock him in his car >I walk up my stairs while he recovers >Plumber follows me >Plumber gets kicked down the stairs >Plummer comes back for round three

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>>1356 This story could have gone like this >be me >order pickup >wear a mask because I'm not a faggot edgelord >get my food without pissing anyone off >go home and eat is that so hard
>>1361 They could just not get upset like the faggot children they are. >>1360 It really was a good time
>cold clock >ware
>>1361 Cringe
and then they all clapped

Anonymous 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:00:50 No. 1282 [Reply] [Last]
how the fuck do i stop being cringy?
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>>1282 embrace it
Just use order kys. Drink bleach. Eat rat poison. Jump off a bridge. All great ideas andnvery easy to do. Or try reading a book.

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Anonymous 09/22/2020 (Tue) 07:06:09 No. 1327 [Reply] [Last]
Did you forget about this cutie?
>>1327 Who?
>>1328 https://archive.fo/LaiHe An 18-year-old Oklahoma woman was arrested for making terroristic threats against her former high school, according to a Pittsburg County Sheriff's Office arrest report. The report says Alexis Wilson purchased a new AK-47 and took photos and videos of herself with the weapon. Wilson allegedly showed a co-worker the videos and told her "that she was going to shoot 400 people for fun and that there were so many people at her old school that she would like to do it to," according to an arrest report. Police said Wilson was making threats against McAlester High School in Pittsburg County, Oklahoma, about 90 miles south of Tulsa.
Stop posting fucking RETARDS!!!!

Anonymous 04/23/2020 (Thu) 03:07:47 No. 947 [Reply] [Last]
If there were a 4chan convention what would you do?
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4chan? It would just be me and a room full of glowniggers
>>947 I went to a 4chan /o/ car meet once. Good bunch of lads actually.
>>947 My social anxiety and avoidant personality disorder would stop me from going there in the first place.
>>947 >If there were a 4chan convention what would you do? There kinda already was many years ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIuw_Ut3unA
>>948 First post best post. And only soc tier normalfaggy zoomers would randomly show up to such a place so it means shoot them all. >>1028 yeppity >>1033 They have zero reason to even care. All they have to do is stop people with internet bubbles and they never meet to begin with, and censorship of other kinds to stop it. >>1280 Indeed.

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French article on Hikki/NEETs Anonymous 10/07/2020 (Wed) 20:08:47 No. 1353 [Reply] [Last]
https://www.vice.com/fr/article/qjdbqb/dans-les-colonies-numeriques-des-neo-ermites >serial experiment lain >madotsuki >misaki >kaguya >pepe >neet army logo >mecha >bandai I find the representation quite based and close to reality
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>>1353 translate
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>>1354 translate2
>>1353 It's nice to be counted I guess OP.

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nowhere to go Anonymous 02/09/2020 (Sun) 12:49:07 No. 742 [Reply] [Last]
>4chan range bans and is full of idiot zoomers and normalfaggots >8chan is dead because 8kun didn't revive boards >reddit is awful >nowhere else to go >even rabbit died >no other site being as active as rabbit >have no social life and Internet doesn't allow for it either >health is poor >don't want to be on anymore meds so can finally be in woods reading books >can't read books with normalfaggots around me >try to vent on 8kun and reddit anyway and find imageboards >8kun prunes random thread, is dead, and reddit is FULL of mod abuse, imageboards are dead too like 8kun >plan to become serial killer using counterfeit money or something eventually at this point so can buy weed from obnoxious niggers all because normalfaggot-net won't let me be myself and doctor can't fix simple health problems >wounds won't heal >blood pressure jumps to 150/90 easily >always hypertensive >dieting despite this and on meds that always take

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2020 has truly been one of the worst years ever lads but i have hope we are all gonna make it bros.
>>742 The 8chan board taken down was probably my fault. I had to file a police report because one of the users were trying to find me in real life.
>>1383 >The 8chan board taken down was probably my fault. I had to file a police report because one of the users were trying to find me in real life. /v9k/ was better than 8/r9k/ imo.
>>1383 kys faggot enabler
>>1384 >v9k damn, a true head

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