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Welcome to ROBOT9001!

Welcome to /r9k/ - 16chan's ROBOT9001 Board.

This board is dedicated to the discussion of virginity, inceldom, and magic.

Please check the global rules and board rules before posting:

Incel: short for involuntariy celibate
KV: short for kissless virgin, someone who has never kissed a girl
KHV: short for kissless hugless virgin, someone who has never kissed or hugged a girl
Apprentice Wizard: a human male virgin who is at least 20 years old and lacks the will (or capacity) to lose his virginity
Wizard: a virgin who is at least 30 years of age
Hikki: short for hikikomori; a socially withdrawn recluse who rarely leaves his house
Succubus: a female human
Normalfag: people who generally lead normal lives and have a social life, its connotation varies widely between users; aliases include "normie" or "normal"
Virgin: a person who, in his entire life, has never engaged in intimate acts of vaginal sex, oral sex, anal sex, mutual masturbation, or other forms of non-penetrative sex, with another person
Wraith: a virgin who is at least 50 years of age
Overgod: a mythical creature, some say that a wraith turns into an overgod at age 90, power is immeasurable
Witch: a legendary creature who only exists in ancient tales
Warlock: a wizard or apprentice wizard who channels his hatred of outside forces into dark magicks
Mage: a wizard or apprentice wizard with a timid but noble heart who does not antagonize anyone for his predicament, instead opting to channel power from his inner wisdom and tranquility

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/agatha2/ General

8chan /agatha2/ refugee's welcome! Post your rare Aggies or anything Agatha related.

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General Feels thread

Let's sit down and type the most feels story here

or dump some whatever that makes you tear up

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please god, let me meet her

Please God, let me meet her. All I want to is to find that perfect girl I know exists. She’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The girl who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the girl I can cuddle with (even if only possible online) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the girl who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart.
Please, just let me find this person. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.

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If your a lonely male you are a target of every normalfag and homosexual wants to kill you

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Is this the place frens? Are there no normalfags here?

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I am contemplating on dropping the discord link to my gfs class for the lolz.

as suggested...

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looking for a frens

is anyone here??

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Ponies are allowed here, thats good!

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Women hate thread

It's the inherent inferiority of the female brain. Women cannot process logic or rational thought. Their activity center in their brain is anchored in the irrational, emotional side.

This makes them perpetual children, with a very low awareness level. Society makes the problem worse by catering to them.

Here's some required reading to get you started on the road to truth when it comes to the subject of male / female brain differences. Once you read this you will know an awful truth, and it will forever taint your opinion of the genders.

Happy Reading!


Men have more neurons per square inch of brain tissue than women.

The synapses in a male brain fire at a much higher rate than those found in the female brain.

The male brain is larger and heavier than the female brain.

The male brain is anchored in the logic and reason centers of the brain.

The male brain contains more glial cells and neurons in the cerebral cortex than the female brain.

The neurons in the male brain are 2/3rds larger than those found in the female brain.

The neuron is the true "seat of intelligence" and awareness in the brain. It is the true center of all human intelligence.

The male brain is inherently superior to the female brain and absolutely no amount of social constructs, complaints or feminism will EVER change this scientific fact.

There will never be a female Da Vinci, Tesla, Einstein, etc.

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We are reaching the first 1000.

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what are you assfuckers up to

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i don't really care now

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Is this /ourhome/? Are the mods here more lenient than other places?

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I love the feel of this site so far but it is, admittedly, slow. Is anybody planning on advertising this site on 4 chan or wizchan etc?

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Why do you hate/not hate promiscuous "people"?

I personally despise them because they destroy lifes meaning and are low IQ.

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I’m going to see my oneitis on Monday. It’s been a year and a half since we last saw each other, I’ll probably greentext it at some point. just kill me

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What keeps you going

i have nothing going for me. Fat, reatard, coomer, virgin, depressed, dont want to work, parents want me out, sit in my room and play games all day, I just confessed to my crush and she didnt react at all, too socially inept to find someone else, drift through life doing and planning nothing, want to live a simple life but modern day doesnt allow me to, I want to cry and let it all out but my antidepressants dont allow me to, constantly dream for a different easier life, have nothing to look forward to, the world has gone to shit

What keeps you anons from hanging in the closet. I dont think im gonna last much longer

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Internet "friends"

>was messaged by some guy on a social media platform
>was about a post on depression and isolation
>said hed like to befriend me, so I have someone to talk to
>say okay, and add him
>great guy, fun to chat with mostly
>share lots of common things
>suddenly he beginns to act shallow and very weird
>dont know whats up
>talks about crush
>"oh btw, im a girl"

I dont know how to feel about this. Now that I know shes female I feel akward why the fuck am I like this I'm a fully grown adult I shouldn' feel different just because this new found pal is female. Can females truely make friends for a robot? Or will the sexual tension always be too much for autistic fucks like me.

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>be me >lose virginity fucking a german with zero personality >dump her >get back together >mfw she's then my history teacher >changes college course to political science >russian teacher eyes me on first day >ohgodnotagain.jpeg >actually end up fucking >she's a feminist

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>tfw no gf

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My virginity is inevitable... sadly.

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Contradicting Feminists

So to avoid spamming I will not provide a link, but I'm contradicting feminists on Twitter and giving examples of how feminism these days is little more than glorified misandry and child abuse. They're laughing at my experience of being abused by countless women growing up and telling me to shut up. Oh I'm also female so the whole "feminist solidarity" thing is nonexistent here. Please tell me this kind of behavior is dying out with generation Y and Z. These ladies are so fucking stupid. Do you guys have any advice for how I can mock them more and make them the laughingstock of the internet? So far I've made my points clearly. I know it's impossible to make someone who isn't thinking logically listen to logic, so how do I get people unaffiliated with feminism to look at it and go "wtf are these idiots doing?"

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I have a quest for you all, playable characters. >go towards some succubus video where these singers are just mixing their porn with their songs, ex: "Becky G - Me gustan mayores" >open a comment >write some sentence like the next one: "When you are an attention-needy useless parasite without any fear or shame about it because every man around you is a babbling zombie onanist" >write these sentences in Taco in case that most comments were also in that language >be discreet with your profile if you feel this could generate some heightened reactions >be sure your comment has been attached and remains visible >expect for comments and reactions >come back here and report

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Fucked up

>Failed HS
>Parents divorced
>Homeless in 3 months
>Can't get a job nor can I support myself

how's life for you all anons ?

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Mens choices in life

1. You work 4x as much as Lisa Su to make 10x less 2. Kill self 3.Become a beta Belle Delphine style egirl worship 4. Rot and hope to god something gets fixed

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Why are western men so weak and feminised? What went wrong? You had everything going well, and just randomly decided to fuck it up

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r9k jokes

How can you actually make memes or jokes about the virgin's ride and it's systems of perception? I happen to never come across not a single one

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masturbation addiction / no fap general

What's the longest you gone without nutting, and when is the last time you fapped. >just yesterday >about 3 months Me I know full well how completely better life is when I don't do that. Problem is I don't have the means to actually change my life, so when I have all this energy and masculinity from semen retention, but nothing to do except go outside and do nothing or try to do something productive on the computer, eventually I get bored and frustrated, and return to the excitement of fapping. My addiction is much worse than normie addiction to fapping and/or porn because I'm not using it to fantasize about sex, for me, jerking off to porn is the fantasy, and when I manage ot not do it, I don't fantasize about sex anymore, I fantasize about jerking off to porn. I don't even want to have sex, and couldn't even if I wanted to, so that solo activity is the highest form of hedonism.

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A shitpost from 4chan

I'm sorry for posting something so stupid here

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Hi / r9k / i started painting recently, it's not pretty, i don't have talent and it's not even a passion, but I find it quite comfy to do at night i don't have anyone to show what I'm doing so I wanted to share it with you if you have creations, you can share them with me too

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Merry Christmas

I hope all you anons are having a comfy Christmas.

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nice, no trannies. also r9k is for comfy boys only, no faggots please

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about to be 23 and still a virgin

How do you not just fucking kill yourself hearing your normie friends and their active sex lives? Every year just keeps getting worse, how do you cope? I don't think I will even make it to 30.

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>job interview for apprenticeship (pretty much for cunts straight outta high school)
>he asks my age
>say i'm over 21 (i'm 32 but look a decade younger. pissed away a whole decade doing fucking nothing)
>"so you're 21?"
>reply: yes
>what you do in your spare time?
>by yourself?
>with friends also?
>yes (lie)
i'm never making it out of a factory
i'm never going to make it

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nowhere to go

>4chan range bans and is full of idiot zoomers and normalfaggots >8chan is dead because 8kun didn't revive boards >reddit is awful >nowhere else to go >even rabbit died >no other site being as active as rabbit >have no social life and Internet doesn't allow for it either >health is poor >don't want to be on anymore meds so can finally be in woods reading books >can't read books with normalfaggots around me >try to vent on 8kun and reddit anyway and find imageboards >8kun prunes random thread, is dead, and reddit is FULL of mod abuse, imageboards are dead too like 8kun >plan to become serial killer using counterfeit money or something eventually at this point so can buy weed from obnoxious niggers all because normalfaggot-net won't let me be myself and doctor can't fix simple health problems >wounds won't heal >blood pressure jumps to 150/90 easily >always hypertensive >dieting despite this and on meds that always take >it's not considered resistant until you are taking three >don't even break rules and are always censored >even if got healthy probably would still have high pressure and slow healing wounds >even if got job would have no free time to use money >want to damage the rigged games due to peace not being an option And there is my feel.

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The Death of Free Speech

Over the past ten years or so I have noticed the increasing censorship of free speech in all forms of media including social media platforms. The real kicker was when 4cuck got destroyed by normalfags and the mods helped. I am so goddamn tired of censoring myself to comply with all these synthesized rules and regulations. PC this, SJW that, say literally anything one step out of line and it's fucking nuclear armageddon. What is the antidote?

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4chan oldtripfriend here, gonna check out this imageboard for a bit. it'll probably die out or get removed like most do, but will enjoy in the meantime

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/Sleep/ general

How well do you sleep anon?
I find myself slipping off the deep end when it comes to sleep. Every night the time I fall asleep ticks forward one hour. It has gotten to the point where I fall asleep at noon and awaken at midnight.
Any advice for I or other sleep deprived anons? All discussion on sleep is welcome.

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>tfw 8/r9k/ is the only refuge on the internet I could find any joy in, and now it is gone
>tfw all /r9k/-alts are only marginally better than 4/r9k/

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30 year old virgin here. It's been over 10 years since anyone asked me if I ever had sex. How does anyone know you're a virgin if you don't tell them? I mean, you don't go around calling yourself a virgin, or even worse, an incel, do you? And it's not like you are a fatso who wears a trenchcoat with a fedora and neckbeard. Right?

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Is it possible to survive entirely off of non-gay products. To survive entirely off of products from companies who have not turned to gay advertising?

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>uni starts again
>kinda alright with it
>first day
>see lab partner
>casual small talk as best as I can
>"So when are we going to sign up for this semesters lab course?"
>"Im already signed in"
>confused af
>"Im not gonna do lab with you, Ill do it with stacy this semester"
>actual literal mental breakdown ensues
>left with no lab partner
>late for inscribtion and therefore shitty lab hours with random guy
>left with no person on campus I like

Why, fellow robots, why? This is bullshit, what kind of tomfuckery is this supposed to be?? I was relying on this guy and now I have to do lab with some random dude, and chances are, that Im going to fail this class now. I single handedly carried my lab parnter through the first lab last semester, I helped him out all the time. He didnt say anything to me, he just signed up with a random girl who prolly sucks his dick for writing the lab protocols. Fuck this shit, Im actually tilted af. I thought atleast STEM guys were alright, but even those are pathetic faggots who would do anything for some old and used hole. Fuck this guy. Get intimate with a semi truck, J.

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All /transgirls/ welcome on this site!

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roasties going insane

white women are going insane watching how so many white MEN are going for asian women, or just going MGTOW and boycotting marriage. God, it feels good. I feed off the butthurt of roasties. All these "why won't men man up and marry us" types of articles nowadays. Seeing roasties butthurt is amazing.

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No Diaper-thread?

Let me fix that.

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Thick Asuka.

R: 1 / I: 0 / P: 5 LIVE: Yellow Vests protesters join strike in Paris Yellow Vests protesters march in Paris Protesting again live right now. Get in here, lads. Post red pills in the live chats.

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Women Love Thread

Just a thread for appreciating cute girls

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anti virgin ama

kissed a girl in first grade and fucked my brother ama virgins

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>tfw when got uploaded to "r/niceguys"

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/r9k/ song thread

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any robots here programming?

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>just got a haircut how do I look?

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Kill yourselves

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Dumb piece of shit

Anyone feel this frustration and anger amongst themselves? Almost like if everything you've done in the past was your fault and it would've been better if you were not born?

Sometimes the anger I feel is vented out on to my parents. I feel like they've never done enough on their part to ensure my survival. Whilst some of those other kids were being mentored and provided proper resources, I was fed lies about how great i was compared to the others.

My father knew a lot about history, physics, maths and psychology. But instead of transferring this knowledge to me, he boasts instead of how intelligent he and how good i have it that i have him as a father, Yet however he wonders how I'm not up to par, how I'm lacking in any knowledge or logical thinking. Even if he is fully aware of the incompetence of the educational system, he still blames me.

God I feel so inferior compared to my peers, my writing is not up to my par, nor is my social communication and my thinking is complete trite.

Anyways, I don't know what I should do with myself. everything just seems like it is falling apart and there is no way to redeem myself. Fuck me.

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henlo frens how are you today?

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don't go to the afl grand final parade tomorrow

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blackpilled af

I have taken the blackpill, demographics are going to hell. Destiny may be lost. I want to change the course but I don't know if I can. I am just going to take my gf and make 10 babies out of her, try to found a community for 1488 but everything is going to shit. I am seriously thinking of joining the amish.

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College is fucked. Kashuv was rescinded at Harvard with a 1550 SAT because
>muh racism
while Attention Hogg got in with a 1270.
Caltech can't legally discriminate against whites or Asians, so it's targeted men. How do you think it's approaching gender parity when all available metrics suggest better-qualified males are applying in droves?
It's all a colossal scheme to prevent groups detested by the soi-disant progressive establishment from gaining credentials. Especially if their opinions are taboo. I still see normalfag retards even in grad school. Being about 10 years younger than the typical 28-29yo classmate doesn't help. But I'm just a cog in the endless machine anyway. Too much of academia is being corrupted by pussywhipped white knight larpers who'd gargle bleach just to have an open relationship. Why even live?

t. slightly autistic khv

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Thinking that Everyone i know ghosted me for absolutely no known reason when they've only not spoken to you for a day.

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Would you frick t swift?

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>can finally put coke can sized stuff in butt without bleeding
Where do I get my sadistic anal fisting gf that doesn't care about my tiny dick?! I have an appeal now, this time I won't stop and will keep going bigger and harder!!

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I want to create the biggest incel coup in history. I need support for this.

My patreon is honkler

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Incel thread post your incel images here thank you

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Let us have a feel

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first post check

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Do y'all like 80s new wave and so fourth
>ITT: discussion and sharing of obscure 80s groups
Testing the waters

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tfw no classical chan colors

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Humanity peaked when minecraft was invented. We'll never create a better invention.

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Sometimes, when I see something that reminds me how lonely I am, how my childhood/teenagerhood was horrible, how I wasted all those oportunities with women, how subhumans are happier than me, that we live in a dystopia, etc I scream in silence for half a second.
I am stoic, but some day I will burst in anger and sadness, crying, screaming, likely breaking something.
Last time I cried it was 5 years ago in the shower,, I was already a man by them, when I realized something regarding being raised by a single mother. Well, I actually knew for a long time, I browsed /r9k/ (peace upom them) as a teen, but I can only ignore the fact for so long - the fact that I was in all of those stats.
I feel like screaming, I don't because I know there is no point. There is no scape.
I don't know what to do.

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i know what i must do but i won't do it

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Fasting and weird diets

>long time under chaotic inner life, social panic, rage, etc
>having physical and mental crysis due to a certain paradigm shift, a sudden event who changed my mind at unconscious level
>felling feverish, dizzy, unable to study, pure anguish, absolute misery
>over time, endlessly
>additional diseases caused by psychosomatosis
>visiting several doctors
>no one can handle it, always passing from one to another
>went to a naturist
>instantly knew what i had
>also assumed it was psychosomatic
>told me to use herbs to retire "ama"
>did it for a while, also with fasting periods
>noted a certain improvement, but very slow, lots of mucus, tight neck muscles, migraines lowered but persist and mental issues
>keeping my research about detox methods
>finding about alcaline diet, chemtrails, cereals being mucogenic, additives
>going slowly for I am weak, asthenic, sickened

Anyone else with similar symptoms?
I may share some knowledge.

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The blackpill

This video sums on the blackpill really well and I totally agree with just about everything this guy said

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/r9ka/ thread

I hate normalniggers.
Post any robot/wizard approved animu and manga.

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Any of you have a favourite video or channel? I'm going to name a few channels to get this thread started.



Kenny Lauderdale


Also here's some /r9k/ tier channels that may be of interest.

Goerge's Journal

Monday fa monday

Nostalgia Wound

also I found this video retrospective on macross

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Tinder is actually designed to prevent people from making good couples. They want you to keep swiping forever so they use AI to keep good pairs apart.

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