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Virginity, Inceldom, Magic

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Welcome to ROBOT9001! 663 Board owner 09/09/2019 (Mon) 21:39:42 No. 2 [Reply]
Welcome to /r9k/ - 16chan's ROBOT9001 Board.

This board is dedicated to the discussion of virginity, inceldom, and magic.

Please check the global rules and board rules before posting:

Incel: short for involuntariy celibate
KV: short for kissless virgin, someone who has never kissed a girl
KHV: short for kissless hugless virgin, someone who has never kissed or hugged a girl
Apprentice Wizard: a human male virgin who is at least 20 years old and lacks the will (or capacity) to lose his virginity
Wizard: a virgin who is at least 30 years of age
Hikki: short for hikikomori; a socially withdrawn recluse who rarely leaves his house
Succubus: a female human
Normalfag: people who generally lead normal lives and have a social life, its connotation varies widely between users; aliases include "normie" or "normal"

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Anonymous 09/15/2019 (Sun) 20:13:58 No. 27 [Reply]
>tfw 8/r9k/ is the only refuge on the internet I could find any joy in, and now it is gone
>tfw all /r9k/-alts are only marginally better than 4/r9k/
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To be fair, being vegan does in fact make you a dumb faggot
any r9k alt is better than 4r9k, doesn't seem like we'll ever have a permanent home though.
anon use 4 chan X plug in filter out that tranny shit with a filter list
I am missing 8chan too, anon. It looks like something is going on with imageboard forums recently
Have a (You) 4chan Burger King Avatar Nigger.

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Anonymous 09/20/2019 (Fri) 14:09:29 No. 86 [Reply]
Why are western men so weak and feminised? What went wrong? You had everything going well, and just randomly decided to fuck it up
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Who invited the bootlicking Jew boomer? Every person I know had the shit kicked out of them by their psychopath boomer parents and all that did was redpill them on how much of a kike you are. That’s the real reason that men aren’t “masculine”. Also masculine is just a made up word that you use to try to bring down others, the truth is everyone can do whatever they want and that’s what they do. People like you who submit to some status quo norm like a lemming retard are actually the real cucks. You are also a fucking faggot who spends their time obsessesing over the MALE RATING of fucking men. You are just like the pedo nazi (((germans))) who accomplished nothing but getting millions murdered and advancing Jewish goals who go omg we need more blonde haired men omg blonde men are so nice I love their thick arms omg xd. Your post is one of the most low iq low effort (ironically your highest effort) things I’ve ever seen, because it’s now been ten years of you repeating the same caveman argument instead of nine, and that extra year of still not being able to evolve your perspective amplifies your retardation level.

This entire kike world is a pyramid scheme , a prison where every thought and action is monitored by pedo kikes like you 24/7. It’s eternal suffering , and you are here shilling On behalf of people submitting to kikes because you are a jew. You are a parasite who completely relies on other people for everything so you desperately try to demoralize people so they keep doing your work for you. You do this by telling your slaves how they don’t do everything for themselves like you, while they are literally doing all your work. You are using an ancient (aka outdated) propaganda technique to both lower morale and convince yourself that you aren’t a useless parasite yid, aka projection.

Literally kill yourself. You’ve had an entire lifetime to come up with one creative thought, one groundbreaking idea outside of the npc hive mind, one thing that isn’t just some cookie cutter parroting of your handlers brainwashing, and you failed. Kill yourself.
education, being too comfy, laziness and violence being severely punished among other things
iodine is no meme
enjoy your krokodil injection ivan, i don't think blasting your brain into goo with vodka means your an alpha male chad
Lol no it's because you boomers did nothing except help sell us out to Jews.

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Anonymous 10/24/2019 (Thu) 03:15:57 No. 462 [Reply]
Would you frick t swift?
I want to know your answer.

Would you frick her?
Her ass might have inflated a bit, but she's still as skinny as a fucking twig. which is good
I assume this this means yes you would frick her.
no, i would knife her.
>Dude, fuck this post wall roastie lmao XD
>Nah nigga, you gay

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Anonymous 09/27/2019 (Fri) 13:26:57 No. 240 [Reply]
Let us have a feel
I feel chased and helpless almost all the time.
Things are happening outside. Can't control any of them, everything looking like choosing the bad instead of the worse.
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My mind is in places, i don't remember things, and i am buried in other world's fog

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Anonymous 11/09/2019 (Sat) 16:57:41 No. 541 [Reply]
Thick Asuka.
Shit Thread, go kill yourself nigger

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first post check Anonymous 09/19/2019 (Thu) 16:50:00 No. 55 [Reply]
>not found
but he was number 1!
I was number 5

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Create Jarl 10/21/2019 (Mon) 10:28:39 No. 441 [Reply]
I want to create the biggest incel coup in history. I need support for this.

My patreon is honkler
That's kinda gay bro
You need to switch from patreon to subscribe star becuase pateron has censored conservative creators like sargon of akkad or soph,

whereas subscribestar doesn't care about your politicla affiliation.

If you become big on patreon and are right wing they will censor you.
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Maybe, you would need alot of explosives or something that could cause a big boom, Powergrids would need to be taken down, They are the eyes and ears of the major global networks, only way to stay hidden and silent is to do this, If you pulled some lame ass major shooting, it would just push more bullshit onto incels, Also you shouldn't post on publicly known websites, even one as obscure as this, Might be full of Glow In The Dark Cia Niggers
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would shooting up a train be a bad idea? i'd get into the drivers cabin and kill him first and then throttle the train to max and then work my way down the carriages

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Anonymous 11/06/2019 (Wed) 04:08:35 No. 533 [Reply]
wow, they support mp4 files, impressive.

Anonymous 09/24/2019 (Tue) 08:49:37 No. 189 [Reply]
Do y'all like 80s new wave and so fourth
>ITT: discussion and sharing of obscure 80s groups
Testing the waters
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pls listen to this too. it's really good and i should have included it in >>291
Legendary stuff.
figure i should say thanks and say i appreciate it. don't stop.
something more! i absolutely love the 80s european scene.


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