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Welcome to ROBOT9001! 663 Board owner 09/09/2019 (Mon) 21:39:42 No. 2 [Reply]
Welcome to /r9k/ - 16chan's ROBOT9001 Board.

This board is dedicated to the discussion of virginity, inceldom, and magic.

Please check the global rules and board rules before posting:

Incel: short for involuntariy celibate
KV: short for kissless virgin, someone who has never kissed a girl
KHV: short for kissless hugless virgin, someone who has never kissed or hugged a girl
Apprentice Wizard: a human male virgin who is at least 20 years old and lacks the will (or capacity) to lose his virginity
Wizard: a virgin who is at least 30 years of age
Hikki: short for hikikomori; a socially withdrawn recluse who rarely leaves his house
Succubus: a female human
Normalfag: people who generally lead normal lives and have a social life, its connotation varies widely between users; aliases include "normie" or "normal"

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/agatha2/ General Anonymous 12/07/2019 (Sat) 02:11:47 No. 641 [Reply] [Last]
8chan /agatha2/ refugee's welcome! Post your rare Aggies or anything Agatha related.
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>>648 isn't she actually autistic?
Whenever I feel down, I just imagine myself standing near my local river. Looking upon the water, reminding me of my homeland and patron deity (Mars) as I turn around and walk around the plains. With every step I take, an wh*te skull cracks and shatters underneath my steel-clad MED feet. I look upon the trees and savor the wh*te corpses hanging from them. Every single square meter has an wh*te dog executed one way or another. Whether they've been strung to branches or their heads impaled on spears. I salute my MED brothers, their healthy tanned, muscular bodies, adorned with trophies, decapitated heads of wh*tes who resisted the conquest. With every passing moment, I savor the cries of the last wh*te women as they are COLONIZED, as they watch their children and husbands murdered. I smile as the last keeb crawls away from me, stuttering incomprehensible garbage with his rotten snownigger tongue. I imagine myself grinning as I obliterate his skull with a single punch from my MED hand. I open my eyes, and my day has been restored. Even if I won't experience this, my Med children, my Med brothers will.
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>>641 >implying people know to come here
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>>741 >implying nice place we need a new home
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Anonymous 03/30/2020 (Mon) 07:03:11 No. 883 [Reply] [Last]
If your a lonely male you are a target of every normalfag and homosexual wants to kill you

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Anonymous 03/27/2020 (Fri) 19:41:16 No. 880 [Reply] [Last]
Is this the place frens? Are there no normalfags here?
>>880 I don't know, I don't really know the community of this place, but if that can reassure you I'm not a normie and I hate normies

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I am contemplating on dropping the discord link to my gfs class for the lolz. Anonymous 03/25/2020 (Wed) 20:03:57 No. 875 [Reply] [Last]
as suggested...
Dew it
>>875 >discord
>>875 >discord >gf >class fuck off

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looking for a frens Anonymous 12/18/2019 (Wed) 15:52:56 No. 673 [Reply] [Last]
is anyone here??
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ho r u frens
This place looks quite dead. I'm sad.
>>835 fren
>>673 still there fren?
Hello friend This place a unknown

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General Feels thread Anonymous 10/05/2019 (Sat) 06:55:43 No. 316 [Reply] [Last]
Let's sit down and type the most feels story here

or dump some whatever that makes you tear up
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tfw she hates me
>>725 >believing wahhabism to be original Islam >wtf
>>830 Why are you even caring? Just make her hate you even more.
>>630 there too many sects from the original religion, to say "this" or "that" too soon. But, yeah Europe has been totally flooded with "salafi" wahhabites
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I grew up in the back of shoddy thrift stores where my parents would sell counterfeit goods, in the slums or homeless. My parents sold drugs, my mom's another statistic in the opiate epidemic. My dad's mentally ill, he's ran away from my family 10+ times to cheat on my mother but comes back when bored, he also suffers extreme panic attacks. I've been a NEET for 7 years on SSI, I dropped out of highschool at 15 and hid away in my room playing Tera and watching anime, I've escaped from reality as much as possible. I dropped 12,000 hours into Tera, watched 850 anime but eventually the escapism just wasn't enough and I started staring at my LCD screen as empty and depressed as possible. I heard that LSD would cure this, would make my life better, would fix me right on up. I took 1650ug of LSD and had a very powerful experience and managed to fool myself for a brief while that my depression was 'cured' but it wasn't. I've become a junkie seeking thrilling highs, I've tried several dozen drugs (most of the 2C-X, 25-X and all of the hard drugs) and trying to embrace the novelty effect. I've effectively lowered my IQ and have a general low grade anxiety that's constantly present which prevents me from enjoying drugs properly (as I think I'll die on them) but I still continue to abuse them because being sober is far far worse. I'm poor at relationships but I still try to get women on the internet to love me. I've tried so, so many times in the last few years. All of the women have been from r9k, I can't talk to normal women. These women have BPD, schizophrenia and other disorders or are obese but I still try. The thing is whenever I get close to a woman I get an overwhelming feeling to destroy the relationship into tiny little pieces which leads to a sort of cycle of me trying very hard to get with a relationship, a honey moon phase and then me breaking someone's heart selfishly. I go back and look at their social media at 3am, they're happy. They've all found someone but this time IRL, one's married with a doctor and is expecting a kid even. That one said she'd always love me and nothing would change but in the end she told me she hated me and called me pathetic. In the end, nothing satisfies me. Masturbation, exercising, food, drugs, relationships... it's all meaningless escapism that I use to stave off the inevitable of me blowing my brains out. Sorry for any poor chap that actually bothered reading this post, a long trivial and pointless rant.

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Anonymous 02/14/2020 (Fri) 14:33:31 No. 788 [Reply] [Last]
Ponies are allowed here, thats good!
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>>818 lmao seethe
>>788 fuck ponyfags
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oh forgot...
you know random kikes are gonna spam your thread with bothersome melancholy anyway so why bother

Women hate thread Anonymous 09/10/2019 (Tue) 23:26:24 No. 12 [Reply] [Last]
It's the inherent inferiority of the female brain. Women cannot process logic or rational thought. Their activity center in their brain is anchored in the irrational, emotional side.

This makes them perpetual children, with a very low awareness level. Society makes the problem worse by catering to them.

Here's some required reading to get you started on the road to truth when it comes to the subject of male / female brain differences. Once you read this you will know an awful truth, and it will forever taint your opinion of the genders.

Happy Reading!


Men have more neurons per square inch of brain tissue than women.

The synapses in a male brain fire at a much higher rate than those found in the female brain.

The male brain is larger and heavier than the female brain.

The male brain is anchored in the logic and reason centers of the brain.

The male brain contains more glial cells and neurons in the cerebral cortex than the female brain.

The neurons in the male brain are 2/3rds larger than those found in the female brain.

The neuron is the true "seat of intelligence" and awareness in the brain. It is the true center of all human intelligence.

The male brain is inherently superior to the female brain and absolutely no amount of social constructs, complaints or feminism will EVER change this scientific fact.

There will never be a female Da Vinci, Tesla, Einstein, etc.
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some arguments against it or you just say that you do not agree with this on principle - you are a leftie.
Last image made my day, ty.
>>12 I don't know if what you're saying is true because you ain't citing your sources. That being said, I am female in this life but remember past lives as a guy and believe me you, it is not good. The constant emotions. The wishywashy content of my mind. The endless back-and-forth hormonal roller coaster. The stupid "everything has to be processed through an emotional filter" setting that can't be turned off, so that literally everything I think about has to make me deeply feel something. The endless need for social validation and pointless chitchat. Mothering instincts for all kinds of shitty people who don't deserve it. I remember being way more logical than this, way less insecure, and way WAY happier.
A man is not better than a woman like fire is not better than water. A man who is imperfectly man is worse in everyway than a woman who imperfectly woman. We need both for society to functioun, both biologies and both brains. Stop it with this intersectional cultural marxist shit. You're done Jew, your time is up and your death draws near.
>>785 Finally someone with sense. Like we have two genders that were created through nature (or aliens whatever you believe), but the fact of the matter is that men need women as much as women need men. One can't live without the other. Explains so much of why everything is so fucked nowadays. If men and women can't coexist, then everything else crumbles, because everything depends on the interaction and relationship between the TWO genders. This is innate and won't go away, no matter how much people try to push hating men or women.

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Anonymous 10/22/2019 (Tue) 21:56:21 No. 454 [Reply] [Last]
We are reaching the first 1000.
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>>665 Don't make me do it. I swear, I'll do it.
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>>856 The gayest shit I have seen on this board is you.
>>671 And we still aren't close.


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