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Join the /robowaifu/ Revolution Anonymous 05/08/2020 (Fri) 21:50:28 No. 1085
Let's face it anon, modern women just aren't worth it. Feminism and modernity have made relationships into nightmare for men, but we have a solution. Our multidisciplinary team of robowaifu technicians is working tirelessly to make robot wives into a reality. Join us in our charge to build and design the women of the future. Join us at julay.world/robowaifu
We would also like to invite this site's administrators to post and network in our embassy thread.
Fuck your gay weebo shit doesnt deserve a bump sage
>>1087 Sounds like he just wants to make a high quality fleshlight that makes babies. If any it's masturbation and not gay. Makes sense since most women can't function these days.
>>1088 Fair assessment I suppose Anon. But in fact there are a lot of us who have dreamed of making robotic versions of our waifus. robo + waifu get it? :^) And promoting either feminism and gayshit are basically the two main things against the rules there. Here's the introductory paragraph from our welcome thread. >Why Robowaifu? >Most of the world's modern women have failed their men and their societies, feminism is rampant, and men around the world have been looking for a solution. History shows there are cultural and political solutions to this problem, but we believe that technology is the best way forward at present – specifically the technology of robotics. We are technologists, dreamers, hobbyists and geeks looking forward to a day when any man can build the companionship he desires in his own home. Not content to wait for the future, however, we are bringing that day forward. We are creating an active hobbyist scene of builders, programmers, artists and designers, using the technology of today, not tomorrow. Join us!
>>1085 Not my cup of tea but as this might trigger femtards you have my support. Godspeed!
>>1090 It's a guaranteed. There are already angry feminists with the ears of cucked lawmakers pushing to literally make it illegal even to own one, much less build them. Soon people will want to murder you for wanting to play vidya in your room with a doll. What a time to be alive! :^)
After the recent events in the webring we are now located at spqrchan.xyz/robowaifu
What if it malfunctions and clamps shut around my willy?
>>1093 Human-safety engineering is a very strong part of our focus. The basic plan for that particular area of 'concern' is simply to use onahole cartridges. Not a lot to malfunction there tbh.
>>1085 >Feminism and modernity have made relationships into nightmare for men You know not all woman are feminists right? In fact it's pretty easy to avoid them. >>1087 Based anti bump.
>>1094 The reproduction part will be the hardest.
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>>1087 >Fuck your gay weebo shit doesnt deserve a bump sage
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>>1085 Honestly, let's just join the transhumanist revolution.
>>1096 I'm inclined to agree with you. I think many of our guys waaaay under-estimate the overwhelming complexity facing researchers working on artificial human gestation. Our robotics and even our AI systems are coming along nicely and should be quite doable in a reasonable timeframe. Artificial wombs however, I'm fairly skeptical about. OTOH, there are many forces besides ours that want to see them. Even the feminists do haha.
>>1098 It's all well and good until everyone who is actually fucking evil, governments, corporations and especially glowniggers who are just dying to get that shit as MKUltra has demonstrated, has access to fucking mind-control. Not just good ol' mind-control, but mind-control dangerous, extraordinarily capable and powerful beings far superior to humans. Incredible idea 10/10. I think it must be borderline unhackable, with no internet connectivity, completely free software and even with separation between the organic and computer parts of the brain for it to even be halfway passable.
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The ultimate evolution would be to simply attach a machine to the hypothalamus and have the "mind" slowly get siphoned into radiation-hardened SSDs. Also, if I may sperg out like a true tard, those who want moeshit/dollshit can fuck off, only actual robos are allowed.


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