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Daily Reminder Anonymous 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:47:36 No. 1838
If you have ever had sex or been in a relationship in any way you're not a robot. Why is it so hard for zoomers to understand that all robots are male virgins? we have terms like Cyborg and failed normalfag for a reason. If you think a robot can have sex you're a newfag who is apart of new /r9k/ not old /r9k/ also fembots aren't real..
does it count if you've had sex with hookers?
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>>1838 >daily reminder that if you are not a Fascist guilty of both magical thinking and black and white thinking then you are not mentally ill enough to be here >you have to have MY SPECIFIC ILLNESS no Magic doens't happen if you at one point got your dick into a vagina. If the relationships did not keep on in your life then you are not a normalfaggot. Failed normalfaggot meme is just a faggy way to dismiss anyone that's obviously abnormal but you pretend you never went to school and tried to be normal too, you were form the same exact stock whether you like it or not, so the cyborg meme is stupid. I had a relationship at 17-20, with one girl, and am now 32 and never had any other penis into vagina situations. I have never worked and live with my mother and aged out of foster care. Surely you think this is a normal person talking to you? Also my sexuality is skewed as I want the girl to wreck my butthole, the admin and or a mod was triggered by that and sent a thread of mine to the archive, more than one over time in fact, as you people just can't stand someone not exactly like you even when they are obviously losers or they'd not be here right with you. They'd have something better to do. You people probably have a job and are thus agents of the system with no right to complain as you are contributing to the normalfaggot society you pretend you hate and are not a part of when I at least do not contribute to it. Having a job is a much bigger no-no of normaltry than having had sex one time. You didn't lose some magical boi-hymen you faggots. About fembots, them being real is irrelevant. Due to thirst it is extremely bait tier to claim your sex is female no matter how much of an abnormal person she is, she's just going to monopolize on the conversations. Me wanting a fisting gf though? You really think I'm going to monopolize on the conversations over that? You think it's normal? You think it means I had relationships? By the time I was 16 I was shoving large objects up there and has zero friends and no gf yet. I should have had a gf at 15 to be normal, but it took too long and the relationship I did have was not even normal. I due to not being independent live with her mother after foster care. >>1924 To be that balsy tends to go along with having a job and money and all. Some government assistance bux case that never worked doing it is highly unlikely. Even normalfaggots tend to not be that brave actually depending on the nation.
>>1926 just dont give attention to some homo who wants to bitch about definitions and purity or whatever.
>>1924 >does it count if you've had sex with hookers? Yes all robots are virgins despite what these newfags will tell you.
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>>1926 >I had a relationship at 17-20, with one girl, and am now 32 and never had any other penis into vagina situations. YOU ARE A FAILED NORMALFAG AND YOU DONT BELONG HERE GET THE FUCK OUT FAILED CHAD YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT AND NEVER WERE ONE AND NEVER WILL BE ONE.
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>>1927 Newfag discord faggot spotted you cannot be a robot if you have had sex robots have never ever never had sex before nor been in relationships as well and are extremely socially awkward stop trying to change the meaning of the word to be more inclusive to non-virgins because that goes against what robot originally meant when virgin posters were the predominant anons on 4/r9k/ between 2012-2015 it is clearly obviously everyone on this board is a newfag.
>>1938 only thing thats obvious is you are too retarded to come to any conclusions grounded in reality and just mindlessly bitch about all the boogeymen living rent-free in your swiss head cheese.
The mods should be put to death for letting such obvious D&C on their board.
>>1938 Look at this shit. Obvious fedposting. Now is the time to keep our heads down. The left rants about Nazis but wants to destroy the deep state. We saw the division in Washington D.C. yesterday. If we start putting our heads up the left and the hard left will unite and crush us. This FED here is hoping that we will do something stupid so that he can recapture his GOLEM. We will not give him this chance. We will stand, as one, in a spiritual wall that does not give him the chance to pick us off. We will stand, and watch, and PREPARE, as his golem devours him, and his degenerate state. When the STATE and the golem have fought each other, and worn each other down, THEN we will strike, but not a moment before. Hold fast. God is with us.
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>>1941 Except it's not actually d/c, if it gains no traction. The guy is a complete sperg, tried telling BO how to run the board and was told to fuck off. He has been ranting about normal fags for weeks now
>>1942 Think you meant >>>/pol/ ?
>>1943 >Chad >Robot That is a contradiction also i was trying to help.
>>1940 Looks like you cannot debunk anything i said so you're just saying random shit.
>>1942 Why would a fed come here? its dead here.
>>1946 it's on you to substantiate your claim (which you havent done this time nor any other time you start throwing a tantrum), not on me to debunk it. quit being a fag all the time.
>>1948 >it's on you to substantiate your claim (which you havent done this time nor any other time you start throwing a tantrum), not on me to debunk it. quit being a fag all the time. Actually i did but the post was deleted it seems like you just cannot come to terms with the fact that robot meant male virgin loser and that the top definition on urban dictionary. was put there around the time reddit started invading the board and normalfags started to take over and change the meaning of the word.
>>1944 I just write my shit anywhere I feel like it, and something about that post just made my fed radar stick up. /pol/ is the obvious place for it but this board is small enough that /pol/ users might check out /r9k/ as well. Also I'm not National Socialist and the discussion about this topic bores me. >>1947 In the East German republic, before the wall fell, some 5% of the population was working in some way for the commies. Like it or not, the United States is now a communist country in all but name. How many tips did the FBI get regarding the prank day at the Capitol? Something like 100,000? How many people would rat out their neighbors for so-called white supremacy?
>>1945 People are complicated >>1946 No need, you were already debunked. A Robot is simply socially awkward. there is no requirement to be a virgin, despite your claims >>1947 Even Feds need to take breaks from the kikes and trannies on 4plebs
>>1949 im not even talking about that you retard, but there you go again with yet another boogeyman.
>>1943 >He has been ranting about normal fags for weeks now He is gatekeeping, I believe a little too hard. Reasonable people can be reasoned with, but shills never give way because they have a set script that they have to follow. If he is a schizo or just really angry then there should be a reason that he hates normies. For example: I hate normies because they are slow, dim witted, grain munching animals, who are so engrossed in their phones and entertainment that they cannot see that the truck is pulling into the slaughterhouse.
>>1950 And their parents. There are plenty of posts about children reporting their parents and vice versa about the Capitol fun day.
>>1951 >People are complicated Not really. >No need, you were already debunked. A Robot is simply socially awkward. there is no requirement to be a virgin, despite your claims You are wrong see this post >>1949 >Even Feds need to take breaks from the kikes and trannies on 4plebs Go back to /pol/
>>1953 >He is gatekeeping, I believe a little too hard >Complaining about gatekeeping Reddit spotted.
>>1955 You are a nigger and a fed. How does it feel to be relegated to the backwaters of 16chan while your other comrades get to post on 4 or 8?
>>1956 KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING KIKE FAGGOT FUCK
>>1957 >>1958 Back to reddit if you wanna complain about gatekeeping there is absolutely nothing wrong with it only SJWs complain about gatekeeping.
>>1959 How does it feel to be the stupidest person on this entire site?
>>1959 Fucking hell you dumb fucking nigger, go guzzle a double gallon of black nigger semen.
MODS YOU ARE A BIG BUNDLE OF STICKS FOR LETTING THESE D&C FAGGOTS ON YOUR BOARD KILL YOURSELVES IMMEDIATELY
>>1960 >How does it feel to be the stupidest person on this entire site? How does it feel to be a failed chad turned incel? you should kill yourself you stupid fuck i have never had a relationship nor had sex and i am almost a wizard and btw everything i am saying is true and i can easily spot a newfag because i have been on /r9k/ since 2011.
>>1959 >>1956 Don't you think I know you, you commie scum of Satan?
>>1955 >You are wrong see this post >1949 >Source: Trust me, Bro
>>1963 Go and kill yourself you fucking faggot, nobody cares about your whining little cunt of a mouth, and nobody cares about you. Livestreaming your suicide would be the highlight of my day.
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>>1965 Found this in the archives.
>>1966 If you have sex while underage you automatically a normalfag the only exception to this is being molested as a kid which does not count anyway.
>>1968 Kill yourself immediately. Suicide is always an option. Imagine just how free you will be as you go and tie the knot.
>>1967 kek >In the ANCIENT ARCHIVES of 2020 >I found the post I made in November, proving I'm right You will have to do better, faggot.
>>1970 Nice try i didn't make that post i just found it.
>>1971 Also not my post I just found it >>1943
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This deserves a hearty kek, sorry about the sound, it is from sqrtchan.
>>1937 >facebook frog >>as a robot I failed deliberately at life!! So disingenuous.
>>1971 so what's your point then? you do a lot of crying over what robot truly means, but that post has 4-5 different definitions. you could easily say the newest definition is pretty much the same as the 2nd one listed, just that there are more faggots on the internet overall nowadays. this should be baby's first lesson that language warps over time.
>>1983 >so what's your point then? My point is robot had a proper definition until you normalfags changed it. > you could easily say the newest definition is pretty much the same as the 2nd one listed, just that there are more faggots on the internet overall nowadays. Not really because nowadays people think robot means you're mentally ill and have had bad relationships so many people call themselves robots even though they aren't. Robot in the early 2010s meant autistic male virgin.
>>1975 >>facebook frog >>as a robot I failed deliberately at life!! >Not realizing that Pepe and Wojak are apart of robot culture >Mocking a robot on /r9k/ Normalfag spotted.
>>1984 and going by that picture, you are just as wrong to try enforcing your pet definition as your "normalfag" boogeyman is. esl tard.
>>1984 Fine your right faggot, robots are suppose to be virgins. We are not robots. Tough luck. Cry moar Go back to wizchan and whinge about it there.
>>1990 they dont want him over there either.
>>1992 Lol. OP, you are a faggot, have always been a faggot, and will always be a faggot, unless YOU (yes, you are the only one who cares about the shit that you say) decide to do something about it. <OP is still being a faggot <crickets chirping >OP starts being a legend >hosts of angels cry out from heaven in thanks to God
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>>1955 > Go back to /pol/ News flash mother fucker. 16chan IS /pol/. The the >>>/ausneets/ are /pol/, even the abo's >>>/mde/ is /pol/ >>>/200acres/ is /pol/ The >>>/library/ is /pol/ >>>/b/ is /pol/ >>>/g/ >>>/k/ and >>>/v/ are /pol/ >>>/meta/ is /pol/ The whole fucking site is ours, the only reason we allow you to have an /r9k/ is to have a place to contain and quarantine the fashy weebs
>>1990 >HHHHUURR DUUR go back to wizchan bro I've fucked over 9000 bitches everyday and i am a robot Fuck off normalfag.
>>1989 >and going by that picture, you are just as wrong to try enforcing your pet definition as your "normalfag" boogeyman is. esl tard. If you have sex or a relationship while underaged like >>1926 did you are automatically a normalfag chad by default.
>>1990 Also i can tell you're new and weren't around during the virgin era faggot real robots don't say go back to wizchan wizchan was created after /r9k/ and is not apart of robot culture.
>>2005 >chad = 31 year old that fucked a 15 year old when 17 that had a birthmark on her face and a brown tooth but never past that first girl Oh yeah, completely normal of him/me. Sure sure. >>1985 This post is literally retarded 'no u' posting.
>>2010 >>chad = 31 year old that fucked a 15 year old when 17 that had a birthmark on her face and a brown tooth but never past that first girl Oh yeah, completely normal of him/me. Sure sure. If you had sex before you can get it again if you try hard enough that is the difference between incels like you and robots like me inceldom is a mindset where as robotdom is a state of being that a person is doomed to and yes you are a failed chad no question about it why do you think many pedocels and pedobots exist? its because chads like you keep stealing all the girls and also the shitty aoc laws go fuck yourself normalfag.
>>2010 >This post is literally retarded 'no u' posting. No it isn't i was pointing out your normalfag like hypocrisy.
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>>2010 >>2011 >31 year old that fucked a 15 year old when 17 Reeeee'ing non stop that others that had sex are not real robots because they are not virgins >Born Again Robots >>2012 >hypocrisy. kek .t CHAD, ROBOT-T9000
>>2013 >>Born Again Robots No such thing.
>>2013 Proof you can be a non-virgin robot >>2014 Honestly, faggot No one cares what you think. This is our board. If you don't like it, fuck off
>>2013 We're more like deep space 9's changling actually and don't even want to have sex rather than be like data's 'trying to fit in' ass. We're also judgemental as Odo was/is and don't want to stick out so much as 'blend in'. Generally. But I get that you find it le funni. t. that 31 year old >>2012 Pepe posting and wojak posting at this point in history is fully retarded as it was adopted by invaders then driven into the ground until it became merely annoying and nothing else. It even got on the news. We don't ddos attack anymore and pepe's/wojaks if not for invading redditors from /r/memes or whatever then it'd have died off by now. zoomer Back before it was driven into the ground /r9k/ face threads and also ciara and sunny were posting too you know, that is also part of /r9k/ culture no matter how it ass pains moderation.
>>2015 >Proof you can be a non-virgin robot How is that proof? it doesn't prove anything. >Honestly, faggot No one cares what you think. This is our board. If you don't like it, fuck off Then don't advertise your board to be about virginity may as well just call this board /normie90001/ normalfags who pretend to be robots.
>>2016 >Pepe posting and wojak posting at this point in history is fully retarded as it was adopted by invaders then driven into the ground until it became merely annoying and nothing else. It even got on the news. We don't ddos attack anymore and pepe's/wojaks if not for invading redditors from /r/memes or whatever then it'd have died off by now. While i will agree wojak has been ruined by zoomers because of memes like soyjak pepe was taken back by 4chan because of the 2016 election you do realize that right? >Zoomer Nice try I'm not a zoomer you and i are from the same generation i am in my late 20s almost 30. >Face threads >ciara and sunny posting 2016 newfag spotted that shit popped up and became popular after reddit invaded the board do you people not know anything about /r9k/ pre-2016? because it seems like you don't it is clear most of anons here are newfags.
>>2017 >How is that proof? it doesn't prove anything. Data is a non-virgin robot retard >>2017 >Then don't advertise your board to be about virginity It nowhere claims to be exclusively for virgins.
>>2019 >Data is a non-virgin robot retard Never watched whatever tv show that is and don't care to. >HHHUUR DUrr you're a retard 2006 called they want their insult back stop insulting people mental illnesses and disabilities it makes you look like a normalfag. >It nowhere claims to be exclusively for virgins. >This board is dedicated to the discussion of virginity, inceldom, and magic.
>>2020 >Never watched whatever tv show that is and don't care to. kek, fuck off >This board is dedicated to the discussion of virginity, inceldom, and magic. Yes, NO WHERE DOES IT CLAIM TO BE EXCLUSIVELY FOR VIRGINS TO DISCUSS RELATED TOPIC(S) NEETs, Incels, Cyborgs, Normalfags regularly post here. Fucking Succubus from CC was here the other day. You are the ONLY fucking person here, that meets YOUR definition of robot.
>>2018 >newfag No faggot, I just am not anal retentive and inflexible. If a man is alone online and then hs girls that may be virgins after all those years want to talk to you you just might be gay to chimp out over the weird girls talking to you. GAY G A Y Even before them we had map threads to meet up with fellow mavericks, we never did, but the thought counts. Then faggots chimped and banned such things that were part of le cultural aspects. Face threads let you know if you really ARE ugly. It's morbid curiosity, and it blatantly is a good thing to know if you're surrounded by pretty people as well, time to leave then, but lets HIDE THE TRUTH LIKE A FAGGOT INSTEAD subtract the like part
>>2005 you are retarded and cant read so you constantly have to construct strawmen when you respond. youre not pathetic for being a virgin, youre pathetic for being a retarded dumbass.
>>2023 >youre not pathetic for being a virgin, youre pathetic for being a retarded dumbass. Says the anon who types you're as youre i think you are projecting.
>>2026 >crying about an apostrophe like it's on the samne level as not understanding english at a fundamental level >still having no point about anything
>>2026 also nice run-on sentence, since you want to be such a precious little grammar nazi. fucking tard.
>>2022 You're still a 2016 newfag for liking any of that shit fuck off.
>>2028 >>2029 The only real faggot is you.
>>2031 kill yourself
>>2017 >may as well just call this board /normie90001/ ROBOT9000 is the XKCD algorithm that all the /r9k/ boards are based on. Read it and weep faggot. https://blog.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
>>2030 >look at how illogical I am! We both got 'here' at the same time faggot. You fuck off for thinking people HAVE to be you specifically, blatant normalfagging bullying over being different is.
>>2033 <NOOO U CANT HECKERINO MYYY BOARD CULTURE i dont get why these fucking virgin antisocial losers cling to some "culture" in the first place. t. btard since near the beginning...
>I'm more virgin than you >I'm more antisocial than you >I'm a bigger loser than you Purity spirals, purity spirals, all I see are purity spirals. Anyone who tries to kick off a purity spiral is an enemy agent. They always end up the same, every faggot competing with every other faggot for victim points while women and fake jews the real ones converted to Christianity and are as white as you and me bring in subhuman scum and destroy the nation.
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>>2039 Because normalfaggots need their rules and regulations and someoen to persecute. They love mind-games to convince people that they are righteous in their tyranny and they work so well a faggot-load of normalfaggots call themselves robots just because they are in HS without a gf. That and autistics with no common sense fall easily for fascist rules. Any old user would support libertarianism/anarchy/freedom as it's just the fucking Internet nothing should matter that happens on the imageboard but NOOOOOOO nooooooo..... we have to take ethics seriously.

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